Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Eliz]

I hope no-one posted this before. Anyway, came across this while I was browsing the forum anonymously.

Apologies for the improper quoting as you might have guessed it that the topic is locked.

 

 

Can someone tell me how I contact Staff or a Moderator?

Contribute positively to the site, don't rack up a ton of warnings, be a registered member for longer than 4 weeks, and most importantly don't ever ask to become a moderator.

 

The OP is asking how to contact staff, not how to become staff...

 

[PhillBellic]

 

DUDE I WAS HACKED. THE HACKER OF MY ACCOUNT HAD MY PROFILE PICTURE SET TO THIS:

 

 

AND HE POSTED SH*T LIKE THIS:

 

GTA V. It is one of the greatest games ever made with one of the greatest characters ever: Trevor Phillips. f*ck GTA IV and f*ck Johnny K.

 

Trevor rules.

 

All I am saying is that Trevor is an amazing and deep character. Frankly, Johnny is poorly written.

 

 

GTA V has a deeper story than GTA IV. It's more consistent too. Often in IV, Niko would always feel bad about killing people, but then he goes around killing people. What?! And Johnny K.... everyone seems to think he's a badass. He's not. If he was, he would have probably at least stood up to Trevor. Johnny still wouldn't have been able to kill Trevor though, because Trevor is totally awesome.

 

Is GTA IV the greatest game in the past 15 years?

 

Fu*k no. That title belongs to GTA V.

 

GTAForums is very Serious Business.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

It is amazing what drink and / or drugs do to your judgement isn't it?

[Sombra]

 

 

ill be 60 still riding a skateboard and spelling naughty words with alphabetti spaghetti i dont give a f*ck

Word.

Blaze then broke his hip. While at the age of 13-ish.

 

 

im 20 and never broke anything but thanks

[TheGodDamnMaster]

I nominate this for post of the year.

 

by make total destroy http://gtaforums.com/topic/784280-us-presidential-election-2016/?p=1068564797

 

 

I was thinking of staying up to see the results pour in, because I'm really interested to see how this pans out. But damn I'm knackered and I have to get up early. I know I bang on about the BBC sometimes, in this topic and in others. But holy sh*t, look at this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-35694116 They have a few paragraphs talking about super Tuesday, and then 5 links related to the election. 1 is about Trump's ancestral name apparently being Drumpf, another takes a shot at his hair, and another is about his security team removing some black activists which it just describes as "ejecting black students". Pretty much every article they have on the guy is negatively framed. The BBC is supposed to be impartial and it has it's shortcomings here and there, but I've never seen them take such a clearly biased stance on any subject like this before. Crazy.

 

 

It's almost like Trump really is that sh*t or something. At least Hillary pretends she's not a racist, and Bernie can just point to his participation in the Civil Rights movement and his empty 'support' for Black Lives Matter to deflect any criticism about his history of voting in favor of military excursions in the Middle East, Obama's drone campaign, his own stance on immigration etc. Trump is a fascistic court jester, and he deserves to be openly mocked. His policies are literally "I'm gonna build a wall that's gonna be great, and we're not gonna let all these ebul mooselems and Mexicans in, and I'm great, and I'm rich, and it's just gonna be great." The fact that he's even made it this far proves that, not only is bourgeois democracy a f*cking farce masquerading as a functional system, it also proves that we are all, without a doubt, completely and utterly f*cked.

 

I'm just banking on everything collapsing ASAP. I give it 50 years tops before the world is just a mushy paste stinking up the solar system. Maybe I'm being a tad hyperbolic, but I wish the sun would f*cking explode already. That would be infinitely more exciting than having to live through another minute of this bullsh*t.

 

<| 8^]

[Kirsty]

 

She got destroyed by a 130 lb. woman. A woman being able to beat up most of the men she encounters would be silly.

As silly as pulling a whole armoury worth of heavy weaponry and ammunition, seemingly out of your own arsecrack?

 

Sometimes the most simplest of lines make you laugh the loudest. Had a good ol' titter out loud reading this.

[Arachne]

So I made a thread 9 hours ago called "The Official Good Morning/Good Night Thread", and in less than 1 hour it got locked by Girish, the reason is just priceless:

 

In my original post I said that the thread was probably the most "innocent" thread in the entire forum:

 

 

And yes, this might be the most innocent thread in the entire forum.

 

When suddently, Girish appears, and FTFY.mp3 starts playing:

And yes, this might be the most pointless thread in the entire forum.

Fixed that for you.

Edited April 5, 2016 by Arachne

[unbid]

Looks like we have the "Saltiest Member" nominee this year:

 

 

You say I have the worst taste in music and then post this? Next time you say that, look a little closer to home. 0/10.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

One guy and his forgotten tactic....

 

From http://gtaforums.com/topic/849124-new-lame-tactic-bst-worse-than-suicide/

 

yep folks. Lames are now dropping themselves bullshark testosterone when fighting you. I was fighting this dude and I thought he was an amazing player. He was taking me out with 1 shot from the marksman. I thought, this dude is crazy with the headshot! Since I thought he was playing me fair I stuck around for the biggest sh*ttage of my gta career. 53-4. Just cuz I figured it was good practice to go against someone who was good. Then I noticed dude was eating assault shot gun rounds to the face so I started recording ridiculous plays. Like his 1 shot kills and not going down after getting hit several times. One of my friends happened to see the clip and informed me he was using BST, bullshark testosterone. smh

 

so I charged it to the game. I didn't even bother sending him messages. a few days later this dude msgs me talking sh*t so I call him on it. dude didn't even deny it. had the audacity to try and justify using it bc "first person marksmen is for try hards." what??? but BST isn't????? Then he says, don't feel bad. most people lose to me. lmao. yes. he really said that. I polite informed him that we lost to bullshark.

 

moral of the story, if you're fighting a dude who is VIP but doesn't have any members in his organization, and he is taking you out with a crazy amount of 1 shot kills and eating bullets for breakfast, just leave him. dudes R unreal.

[Mr. Scratch]

 

won't anyone think of my lily white feelings

No. It isn't my fault you're a delicate flower. Go outside and photosynthesise.

[The Dedito Gae]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/654567-holy-fukk-just-got-out-of-doctors-embarrassed-storytime/

 

 

Best thread ever.

[ten-a-penny]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/654567-holy-fukk-just-got-out-of-doctors-embarrassed-storytime/

 

 

Best thread ever.

WildBrick's response is GOLDEN.

[AlienTwo]

I have a request

 

Can someone please take a picture of London at night from the roof of a building.

 

Then a picture of a female red head with a long white dress standing in the front lawn in Kansas during a midday sunset...

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Have to post this thread here now, myself and Fozzie slowly picking apart a new member and gradually showing him as the Prat he really is....

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/851604-new-way-to-become-a-exotic-millionaire/

 

Helping everyone, my buddy ibmpeper wanted to me post this easy and new/ORIGINAL method to become exotic millionaire. Now, he made a thread showing how to get rich quick so IF you want to see it just search "ibmpeper"

 

As for now I will explain how to become exotic millionaire.

 

 

 

 

Being an exotic millionaire is having 78-891 mmillions. Now to achieve this here are the requirements

 

 

 

¤Drive to succeed

¤Knowledge

¤Have a plan

¤Have a goal

¤execution of plan

¤have 28/30m in bank

 

THAT'S 6 tips. Now we get to how to make it to big leagues.

 

 

First of all stop playing griefers/noobs, because those are the people causing you to die and bring your bank down. Second of all, have a agenda. I personally find target agendas the most useful.

 

So, TODAY, Tuesday. You will need to have a kuruma, Apartment by Pacific bank, and a gun with high dMg. You will need to save your money and do mission. but, also, have a plan. You cannot take dayoffs, breaks, or lose focus.

 

 

You will NEED to do 89 missions a DAY

you will NEED to not buy anything.

You will NEED to hunt bounties

 

 

WhIle you progress you will lose friends, family, and girls. Because when you put your TIME in to get BETTER. Girl gamers hate that and so do your friends. (Trust me I know)

 

So if you would like to become exotic millionaire quickly for succeeding/ retirement. Aim for 316M.

 

 

}Here are other things yout HAVE TO DO{

 

☆TRANSPORTATION

- use a super/decent vehicle, you can't be driving a "lowrider" or crappy low budget super/sports knockoff.

-Be sure to check and make sure you do not blow up any vehicles, if you do. Quit the game and reload or turn off router QUICK.

-Use merryweather for boat service's, even if you can drive.

 

 

☆Living

-Have a customized apartment and at least 2 spots for comfort on the map to rest.

-invite friends over any chance you get

 

☆Spending

-Lets say you NEED to buy something, always bring in 90% more of profit that what you dished out. Like for example, your apartment costs. When the 300$ comes out of your account, bring in about 21,000.

-Follow on your wealthy friends advice or even think about it. If a poor friend give you advice, ignore him and say "mmhhmm and how much $ you got?" Look them head to toptoe if they are nothing stay away from them! You can't learn from failure, but only success.

Edited April 12, 2016 by Sikee Atric

[PhillBellic]

I like Craig's Lock Post. Very Click-Bait'y if you ask me.

[ten-a-penny]

Guess who became Anti-Rockstar now?

 

 

 

 

anybody want to take a guess as to why Leslie B is suing for $150m?

Take 2 ruining his image most likely.

enjoy.

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2016-04-12-leslie-The Benz-suing-rockstar-over-USD150-million

Allright I am done...

 

 

f*ck Rockstar!

[Arachne]

Someone made a thread complaining about Passive Mode (Again):

you join city.

join city with strangers in real life and in game.

game is basically real life anyway.

you want to commit crime and kill other player.

other player realize this and must acknowledge this pvp, which is the stupid part.

hardcore game, yet nothing hardcore about it.

guy go passive mode, guy should get kicked from server tbh.

should give option to join pve server, since in passive mode you can still get chased by police HAHAHAHAHA

so there will be nothing weird with npc people shooting but players not being able to shoot you HAHA

guys... this is a hardcore game. we DONT need a passive mode

Guys this game is to kill each other, if you want to pve, no problem, there is free session

Guys, it just feels like the guy I kill only allow me to kill him, because he is stupid enough not to go into passive mode you understand? That's not right, so injustice.

Edited April 14, 2016 by Arachne

[Eram]

Dagger was hammered

hello staff I would like to report a problem with the site

every time I undo the change of Benzies to The Benz some corrupt staff member changes it to The Benz instead of Benzies, when Benzies may be preferred to The Benz as The Benz is more informal than Benzies

can you order an investigatory hearing thanks

User temporarily banned for evading the swear filter

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Dagger was hammered

 

 

 

hello staff I would like to report a problem with the site

every time I undo the change of Benzies to The Benz some corrupt staff member changes it to The Benz instead of Benzies, when Benzies may be preferred to The Benz as The Benz is more informal than Benzies

can you order an investigatory hearing thanksUser temporarily banned for evading the swear filter

 

Ain't life a Bitch!

[PhillBellic]

Et tu Brute?

 

[Shaundi.]

I feel like this is too good not to post here

 

[universetwisters]

Stop crusading for the rape of womanly identity. Stop saying female and male can do the same. It is a form of rape of women. It is raping their very identities to lie to them and let them believe they can be like us. Just like it would be a rape of men to say we can be women if we want to. Because We can't. And I realize that example is a touchy one, but I used it on purpose, now watch the hate that gets posted by people who refuse to admit they are rape victims who don't understand their favorite game...

 

This is deeper conversation than GTA. You who "fight for women to be in GTA", are really fighting a political agenda. A lie you were told. A rape of your mind, that now is used to make people like us look bad and make you feel better. I am not the one who raped the female identity. I am not the feminist regime. This is not the place to fight your battle. GTA is a masculine celebration. It is what it is.

 

If you can see it, you are intelligent. If you deny it, you are a victim. Embrace femininity. It is much more beautiful than masculinity. And men who are men are real. Women who are men are ugly.

 

Wow someone is using rape as a reason against having female protagonists in GTA. Good gravy.

[The Dedito Gae]

Ohh my gawd, that moron is reaching levels of fedora tipping never seen before.

 

 

EDIT:

Sex yeah

 

 

I still don't get it...

Edited April 16, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[UshaB]

Wow someone is using rape as a reason against having female protagonists in GTA. Good gravy.

 

The guy is truly f*cked up.

[shadowoperative]

 

Wow someone is using rape as a reason against having female protagonists in GTA. Good gravy.

 

The guy is truly f*cked up.

 

 

I wouldn't play as a girl but to each his/her own. I am glad I missed out on all that.

[Arachne]

 

car meet

rules

will only wait 30 mins and if no join no meet no supers unless authorized same goes for sports classics anything apart from banshee 900r sultan allowed to extent no more than four sultans apart from that have fun and subscribe to atomixx monkey to get in contact message atomixx monkey

How can someone not laugh at this?

 

^The original thread can be seen in the here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/852435-car-meet-no-sign-up-bull-sht/?do=findComment&comment=1068713426

Edited April 20, 2016 by Arachne

[Hullian111]

 

 

car meet

 

 

rules

will only wait 30 mins and if no join no meet no supers unless authorized same goes for sports classics anything apart from banshee 900r sultan allowed to extent no more than four sultans apart from that have fun and subscribe to atomixx monkey to get in contact message atomixx monkey

 

How can someone not laugh at this?

 

^The original thread can be seen in the here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/852435-car-meet-no-sign-up-bull-sht/?do=findComment&comment=1068713426

My eyes! And because I just discovered it's in Comic Sans Cursive, and I'm in 'Earth Hour Mode', MY EYES!

[ten-a-penny]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/852392-your-life-sucks-now-your-mom-is-gay/

As per the usual, the Mods' lock posts are always the best.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

From : http://gtaforums.com/topic/852596-muslim-protagonist/

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, please feel free to start your flaming....

 

Since we have 'Would you like a gay protagonist'...

 

 

Would you like a Muslim protagonist?

 

Plus, the OP has admitted he's a UKIP supporter and has a Donald Trump promo as his sig...

[Sombra]

 

If anyone has 'Christian' and 'Trump' in their profile on any site, stay away.

"Hello, my name is Christian and I hate Donald Trump."