Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Flachbau]

[10/10] Cool sh*t. By sh*t, I mean good sh*t. Very good sh*t, indeed. In particular, I love how Facade is artistically placed to the left, and I love those mysterious eyes looking through the computer screen...right into my eyes. It's like we're making a connection. And then your quote is very appropriate on a forum such as this. It's a good reminder to everyone who sh*t posts. And by sh*t I mean bad sh*t. Very bad sh*t, indeed.

I think Queen really enjoys rating my signatures

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Another recruitment thread : http://gtaforums.com/topic/846684-%f0%9f%88-k-u-n-f-a-m-i-l-i-a-%b4%f0%9f%88/

 

YO JOIN THIS ORDER HERE TO RID LOS SANTOS OF DOUCHEBAG VIRGINS WHO FIND COMFORT IN RUNNING DOWN INNOCENT GAMERS FOR NO APPARENT REASON

IM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT ID RATHER EXPLORE THE GTA WITH NEWLY MET FRIENDS AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.

IDGAF WHAT ANYONE SAYS, HOW YOU ACT ONLINE REALLY SAYS ALOT ABOUT CHARACTER, I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS WHATS GOING ON REALLY DISTURBING AND FLAT OUT LAME

HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY NFS AND FATF SO WE CAN BURN RUBBER PEOPLE

FULL ENTRY INTO THE CREW WILL DEPEND EITHER ON THE OUTCOME OF A ONE ON ONE RACE WITH ME OR HOW YOU HANDLE YOURSELF ON A MISSION.

GIRL GAMERS more than welcome

ID: emoussekun

PLATFORM: PS3

The age and style of a new Crew seems to have slipped to a new low....

[Karls]

 

Who else remembers when the Quotable Notables thread was worthy of clicking on?

Before it turned into a Midnight Hitman's lame joke index.

 

 

lol fkn noob

[mr quick]

I'm still chuckling at this:

 

 

I had some pork neck marinaded in ginger

 

Me too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The Dedito Gae]

i'm so jealous of my mum she gets to f*ck my dad

EDIT:

 

Why don't you just admit you hate the west you weak coward ?.. all you f*cks.. admit it so we can fight.. and we'll see how far you get you race trading dog... btw if we do win.. it's of to syria for you... hey ! in your mind muslims are better than us, so you should go willingly right ? you racist disloyal dog...

 

it's a shame people fought the nazi's... and i honestly doubt whites would of if they new this racist anti white sh*t was coming....

 

we should of just let them kill all the disloyal people off.. you literally a pawn in the muslims agenda... they don't give a f*ck about you... they give a f*ck about taking over... f*cking idiot...

 

and like i said before... asians are doing the same thing but they do it legally... they work hard and are beating us at our own game of capitalism... im completely fine with that... they aren't using a cult or hurting people... so i don't care what they do to be honest... as long as they are happy and obeying the laws you need to obey (like don't murder and rape, or steal that kinda sh*t.). smoke all the weed you want, j walk.. thats ok.. those laws are petty LOL... just follow the ''moral laws'' and you can do what you want.....

Edited March 18, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[Retired Mafia]

This recruitment thread:

 

We stomp motherf*ckers.

If you like Bikes, Beer, Beards, Broads, Bongs and Bacon; Then get off your ass, crack a brewskis, take rip, fry up some bacon, take a sh*t while looking at the Victoria Secrets bikini catalogue, eat that motherf*cking bacon and watch Easy Rider while joining the Dawnland MC. We ride, We fight, We Race, We do missions, We dont give a f*ck.

Wednesday we have Church and a club ride. 7:30 Eastcoast time.

Friday is fight night. Dont be scared homie.

Saturday is race night. Burning rubber and gasoline.

 

Kids need not apply, most of us are in our thirties

Or dawnlandmc.simdif.com

[PhillBellic]

 

2 can play this game.

 

[Sussus Amongus]

Found this in my meme gallery.

[Quadro]

I thought this recruitment thread was worth noting:

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/847086-zaibatsu-zcorp-next-gen-only/?do=findComment&comment=1068625951

[AlienTwo]

I thought this recruitment thread was worth noting:

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/847086-zaibatsu-zcorp-next-gen-only/?do=findComment&comment=1068625951

He even copied the logo style! mel

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

Fu_Heng again, lol....

 

He is already advertising at least 3 other groups in 2 threads, how many more can he try and get involved in?

[Quadro]

Some threads just need to be quoted in their entirety:

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/847445-where-do-i-even-start-what-do-i-do

 

I noticed some of the members are using some quotes for their signatures already lol

Edited March 24, 2016 by quadro09

[Pete4000uk]

 

When i'll be able to change my name without waiting a whole year to do?

In about a year from now.

[Mr. Scratch]

ill be 60 still riding a skateboard and spelling naughty words with alphabetti spaghetti i dont give a f*ck

Word.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Got a new member

 

it's freezing outside, gtao freezes inside, now i'm feeling cold.

not playing gtao gave me time to apply for a new job, reinstall san andreas and do a loads of taxi missions before finally i figured i'd take the time to create an account on this forum after having lurked for ages and ages.

 

i need mah gta online back, this is uncharacteristic of me!

Edited March 25, 2016 by goldadderXD

[ten-a-penny]

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

Classic ol' Online's Bitch&Moan thread. lmao.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

 

I was playing a free-for-all death match and came in 1st place and some French girl gamer by the name of ll-Kaileena-ll challenged me to a 1v1 but I told her no, then she told me if I didn't 1v1 her she would have me hacked but I told her to shut the f*ck up and piss off and stop being an attention wh*re and her English was a piece of sh*t. She then said "wait to the leader ok and tell shut the f*ck later" then saying "you not accept 1v1 on gta get 1v1 personal real life" I replied "why are you so desperate to get revenge? Answer that question." She replied "Now is real life just wait to the leader, Bye". 1 Minute later a guy called El_JohnMarston who i believe is her so-called "Leader" and friend sent me a message with picture of a guy slicing a mans throat along with a message saying "your a deadman, March 28 you die" by then I decided to block them as it was not worth wasting my time reading their ridiculous messages. I reported the bastards to Sony for threatening me and I'm probably going to lose my life all because the F*CKING Frenchie couldn't take the loss like a man. Have a nice day everyone!

 

Classic ol' Online's Bitch&Moan thread. lmao.

When members started joking they should report it the authorities, I did say refer it to this thread....

[Hullian111]

 

ill be 60 still riding a skateboard and spelling naughty words with alphabetti spaghetti i dont give a f*ck

Word.

Blaze then broke his hip. While at the age of 13-ish.

[Mr. Scratch]

The lil dude is 20, I think.

[Hullian111]

The lil dude is 20, I think.

I stand corrected!

[AlienTwo]

If people who liked the game played the game, and people who didnt like the game didnt play the game, this entire websites wouldnt exist.

[PhillBellic]

Yes getting in a jet makes my ovaries warm.

 

[Retired Mafia]

Not sure if this has been posted here before as it's an old one, just came across it again.

Since the topic is locked i can't properly quote it, but here it goes.

 

OP:

What would you like the most? More muscles for your current skinny male character or finally some nice boobs instead of little saggy bags on your tall skinny female character?

first reply:

 

no bigger ass?

f*ck is wrong with you

Second reply:

The ass is fat enough already.

Third reply:

as a black man i strongly disagree

Forth reply:

As a white man I have to also disagree.

fifth reply:

As a female, I also disagree strongly.

 

Topic:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/781603-bigger-muscles-or-bigger-boobs/page-1

Edited March 30, 2016 by Retired Mafia

[Smith John]

 

Yes getting in a jet makes my ovaries warm.

 

In all honesty, that c*nt's username is more notable than the post you quoted.

[PhillBellic]

In all honesty, that c*nt's username is more notable than the post you quoted.

 

So, I should find more Quotes/Posts of this Individual?

[FrikkenZz]

Im sorry Commander, but this (thread) is too good not to be shared. From the GTAF All Stars thread:

 

Well, 'my position' really just boils down to updating this thread and Social Club - I'll hand over the keys and someone else can start Thread 2.0 if they want...

 

Only reason I've had to do anything beyond that is more recent - namely, when members of the admin team started fighting, wouldn't back down, and I got repeated requests to "do something about it". Which comes back full-circle to the new team - that's my proposed solution. If the supposed peacekeepers are the ones starting fights, we need new peacekeepers.

And in response to this:

 

 

I told you repeatedly how to sort that issue yet you've not done it's it's a case of reap what you sow there.

 

 

Do you have any idea who most of the complaints have been about? Here's hint: it's the same person who:

- abuses their position to kick people from the crew for no good reason

- insults people based on trivial things like their taste in music - !!

- throws a strop whenever people bring up PC gaming, and insults members who use PC

- refuses to put the crew's needs above their own petty need to vent and argue, despite how antisocial that is

- ignores repeated calls to stop fighting/bullying people (including from the forum staff, no less) - again, regardless of how sour it makes the atmosphere here for everyone else

 

 

And this same person wants special recognition for their 'distinguished service' as an admin, and balks at the idea that maybe we let someone more suitable handle the responsibility (that being the operative word, here - you seem to view 'admin' as a rank privilege to lord over people - or a cudgel to use on people you want to pick on...).

Frankly, the fact that you're turning this into yet another drawn-out public argument - regardless of how antisocial and detrimental that is for the tone here - says it all, really.

Haha, so it took you a long time to pull your head out of your arse and admit I had it right... You just want an excuse to try and get rid of me which wasn't going to leave you smelling of sh*t... Well afraid you failed on that one and showed your true colours in the process, Shep...

Dew, the reason you've not been kicked entirely (not just removed from 'admin' - kicked) was me giving you chance after chance, and making excuse after excuse not to penalise you for your continued antisocial outbursts - despite repeated calls for me to do so from several others.

 

Like, for example, when I warned people to drop an argument, or face suspension - you ignored that, carried on, and I ...kept offering empty warnings, because I was loathe to take drastic action against another member. Remember that?

But whatever - you've warped this in your head from 'you maybe not being an admin any more' to 'I'm trying to get rid of you completely'. Tell yourself what you want. And continue to stamp and scream and throw yet another tantrum - it's not like you listen when people tell you to stop, so by all means, carry on...

 

Dew this is a thread. For few people. Who like their grand theft auto characters. And sharing pictures on the internet. And playing a video game together. I think you need to take a step back into reality and realize how absolutely insanely ridiculous you sound right now arguing about one of the most simple things I have ever seen.

Sorry, but when there's a full blown witch hunt going on at my expense, with someone blatantly denying it until pushed, I think I have every right to feel a bit hard done by on that one...

What's so f*cking simple about it? Or are you just eyeing up the position your hoping I'll vacate...

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

I feel quite sorry for the All Stars really. This has been bubbling for a while and a public outburst is not the best way to fix things. They'll either fracture or come back stronger after this....

 

And Dew, I am a PC player who enjoys Indie and Electronic music, right back to it's foundations back in the 70's, what are you gonna do about it?

[PhillBellic]

I feel quite sorry for the All Stars really. This has been bubbling for a while and a public outburst is not the best way to fix things. They'll either fracture or come back stronger after this....

 

And Dew, I am a PC player who enjoys Indie and Electronic music, right back to it's foundations back in the 70's, what are you gonna do about it?

I feel that a Topic Lock there may be near in the Horizon.

 

I hope that does not happen.

[unbid]

Wouldn't it need whiskers to be called a Catfish?

Ok...

[Nico]

Let me write for you in a HUGE-ASS FONT SIZE FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT HAVE VISION PROBLEMS, So well, Let's do a talk, GTA Advance's HUD is similar to GTA III, Weapon Selection, Map is familiar, The icons don't have transparency, Makes it familar, The Map Color is also familiar to GTA III, Another thing familar is the Map and Location, The City and Location names are very familar, Anyways this is all I got, See ya dogs later.

Thanks dude, even after all these years I totally didn't know that, and I have vision problems as well.