Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Arachne]

This is by far the best bitch n' moan post i've ever seen:

 

Yacht.

 

The guy just told us how to make the world better.The world is f*cking saved!

Edited December 27, 2015 by Arachne

[Zoobz]

If this turns out to be false, I'M going to collect the gallons and gallons of tears into jugs to use as lube.

From the Liberty City Discussion thread.

[PhillBellic]

 

 

If this turns out to be false, I'M going to collect the gallons and gallons of tears into jugs to use as lube.

From the Liberty City Discussion thread.

 

 

And this Gem a few posts below...

 

 

If this turns out to be false, I'M going to collect the gallons and gallons of tears into jugs to use as lube.

and squirt all over funz source

 

 

 

[slimeball supreme]

Is this suppose to be a gag? Martinez, Diaz, Gonzales and some pedestrians mentions they've been watching p*rn with horses and donkeys. Seriously what the hell, was this common in the 80s?

Thread: Why is everyone into animal porn? Edited December 28, 2015 by Mr. Fahrenheit

[Testarossa]

 

Im not for giving sickos attenion.

 

BREAKING NEWS: SAYURI MAKES POST WITHOUT ITALICS. MORE INFO AT 11.

Edited December 30, 2015 by Testarossa

[Aqua97]

A special announcement for you all regarding spam in this topic.

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sfompgO3hY

Lol

Edited December 30, 2015 by Aqua

[Algonquin Assassin]

 

A special announcement for you all regarding spam in this topic.

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sfompgO3hY

Lol

 

 

 

 

If Kirsty ever becomes the queen.

Edited January 1, 2016 by SonOfLiberty

[Nico]

bruh who has friends over to get drunk and says "hey guys sign up on gtaforums"

 

you partying wrong dawg

i'm dying

[PhillBellic]

This Older Joke still makes me .

 

 

Who the hell is Stretch?!?

 

[Chewie]

Editing

Edited January 2, 2016 by kamuran

[PhillBellic]

Just GTA Network Support Things.

 

 

No. Just delete that account. I don't know how that is registered to that IP. However I admit to being drunk on the date when the account was made and I also had friends over at my house.

 

bruh who has friends over to get drunk and says "hey guys sign up on gtaforums"

 

you partying wrong dawg

 

[Chewie]

 

you know what drives me up the f*cking wall

 

 

 

Blaze is pretty f*cking funny.

Edited January 4, 2016 by kamuran

[Nico]

Do you guys think Tommy actually mailed Sonny Diaz and Leo Teal's dicks? How does one mail a dick? Stamped envelope? SpandEx?

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

From http://gtaforums.com/topic/836874-is-grand-theft-auto-v-online-the-best-game-ever-made/

 

This entire thread became invalid shortly before this post when the OP ignored another member, simply because he had a differing opinion. Talk about a one sided debate?

 

It's like a race horse with cerebral palsy. Doesn't perform as well as others but much more fun. Best online / MP experience. As far as the SP side goes - NO

I've committed myself to the 'maybe' option for these reasons

Then that appeared and I didn't know if I was supposed to laugh or cry....

[AlienTwo]

Sayuri leans back in his chair, sipping on a black coffee and smoking a menthol cig as a slight grin spreads over his face. "I've finally done it." he thought to himself, and those words echoed through his head almost as loudly as the K-Pop ambience resonating in the background. "All my life I've been waiting for this moment." he whispers, as a single tear rolls down his complexion, pale from spending night after night habitually refreshing major news networks; after months of trial, error and locked threads he finally achieved his life goal. "a...a hot topic?" he mutters in disbelief. "A HOT f*ckING TOPIC!" he shouts, ecstatically jumping out of his chair and sending a horde of anime figures down onto the floor, crushed beneath the power of the number one general chat news reporter. But that joyousness is short lived as the topic begins to fade into obscurity, and he resigns himself to another night of prowling the news networks like a panther, ready to strike at the first sight of any death or social justice. He's the hero GTAForums deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

AMEN and preach on, brother. Your words are the sweet, slick, honey of truth.

[The Dedito Gae]

 

Yep, poor guy is probably sick of me...He must be thinking:

"Does this guy ever stop asking questions?

I'm fine with it, just stop spamming gay porn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks

Edited January 8, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[Mr. Scratch]

 

 

Yep, poor guy is probably sick of me...He must be thinking:

"Does this guy ever stop asking questions?

I'm fine with it, just stop spamming gay porn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cocks

My quotable notable for today.

[Payne Killer]

link me more porn

Horny bastard.

[AlienTwo]

I have a story:

In a living room, there were 2 guys playing a football game on PS2, they were too strained and screaming loudly, then a woman walking out from a bedroom and throw her bra to them "Shut up, don't scream too loud!" says the woman. Both of the guy looking at the bra, a guy saying "This bra smells pretty uptidy", the other guy replied "And where's the content of this bra?", "Of course that woman's have the content" a guy replied again.

I agree, those are all words. Mostly.

[Aqua97]

 

 

 

Why does locking topics have the same effect for some moderators that the best quality viagra pills do?

Why does posting sh*t topics have the same effect for some members as the worst quality mind numbing skank pills demonstrate?

Yeez. Your high horse bucked you off?

Not to be a pedant but I wasn't aware there were different varieties of viagra.

 

lol

Edited January 11, 2016 by Aqua

[Eram]

 

The short answer? No. Don't do it or I'll change your name to something even more embarrassing. Like Yolo Swaggins.

[Vik]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yardies.

 

Keep Dreaming.

 

Well seriously. how can i be a member of this gang.?

 

You can't. Simple as that.

 

Why? no sense.

 

Correct, you must have sense to join.

 

[Sunrise Driver]

13 days into new year and we already have first post-of-the-year nominee:

 

Considering this person has been absent from Rockstar since 2014... this news isn't really a bad sign at all. We've been getting great content still and it's likely we'll continue to get more great content without Leslie. Did anyone even know who this The Benz was?

Not only that.. but we already got GTAV... and it's amazing... soooooooooooo... yeah.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/837985-leslie-The Benz-head-of-rockstar-north-director-of-gta-online-leaves/

[Mr. Scratch]

This is why I want to see the Online section burn.

Edited January 13, 2016 by Mr. Scratch

[trip]

Huh, people are even scared of me on here too.

[Nico]

From the Bowie thread.

 

 

 

69 you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

rest in rip m8 never forghetti moms spaghetti

Shouldn't you still be in school with your head down the f*cking toilet? Because that's definitely toilet humor. f*ck off.

 

Pure golden.

[Jolly Swagman]

 

Huh, people are even scared of me on here too.

I read that the other day but Im still not sure what the connection between winter and being an edgy 14 year old is Edited January 15, 2016 by Jolly Swagman

[PhillBellic]

Oh, YOGDUSH, you lighten up my day.

 

Hallo everyone, Today i took a good look at the map of los santos and realised something. It is so seperated from anything..

 

So I had the question why is it so seperated? Well its easier to take a look at this subject if we rephrase the question, What causes a such separation?

 

Instantly I had more ideas of what could be the cause of this, tsunamis, earthquakes, a metorite, perhaps it was a combination. But if we take a close look at what each of these things does, they all can cause a tsunami, and since Los Santos is covered by water it would make sense that a tsunami has hit los santos. And if we take a look around fort zancdo area we can see that the water level used to be higher, and thats the cause of a tsnuami, increased water level which will slowly decrease. Also it makes total sense for Los Santos to survive a tsunami since its got tons of high points and a lot of cliffs etc etc, the cliffs in the water are the tops of the old mountains.

 

With this idea in our heads we ask ourselves When did the tsunami hit? Well obviously it most have hit before Los Santos was populated because it has left no mark on the human race as we can see in the game. But if we take a closer look at of how fast the global water level drop, we can see that for the water level to even drop 0.5m it takes about 1 million years. This leads to the conclusion that the tsunami hit more than 1 million years ago. Because when we look at the areas of los santos where we can see that the water level used to be higher we clearly see that its about 0.5m it has sunk with.

 

TL;DR: So last but not least, Los Santos once in a time used to be a bigger place and with more mountains and more ground to cover, it was unfortunetly hit by a tsunami only causing the top portion of Los Santos to survive. The tsunami hit before humans was habited at Los Santos so it really did not cause any harm or is marked as a historic event.

 

Thanks for reading, any thoughts? Hal,

 

[Aqua97]

 

Erm......nope.

 

 

 

 

If i were gay, i'd marry you.

I'm scared.

[JohnDoe7125539271]

 

 

Erm......nope.

 

 

 

 

If i were gay, i'd marry you.

I'm scared.

 

 

No need to be, i am a nice guy... really.