Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

 

leaving GTA to play JC3 is like leaving Beyonce to go wank with a cactus

lol

[D9fred95]

Hope all future R* Games just stay Online only, way more emergent and more authentic gameplay.

[Ocelot]

 

 

 

 

Every DLC enhances gameplay IMO.

The only thing I can agree with you on.

I don't need internet validation but thanks anyways.

Good for you!

Keeping Up with the Kardashians: GTAF Edition...

 

 

 

[Eram]

 

What happens when I get my star for biggest sh*tposter of the year?

Will this protect me from bans or do I have the chance to be a moderator? What will this star do for me?

 

Here's a preview

 

 

Aren't they pretty?

[Dottie]

There's an wonderful invention called editing the pictures and unnecessary quotes out. Maybe you should try it

 

 

^^

 

 

Give me some time to recreate it. I know it was all done at lsc though.

 

 

 

 

It looks really kick ass when you lower it.

 

Dude... that color... what primary and secondary???

 

Dark blue with blue pearl?

 

 

Ok guys, I brought a "default" color Nightshade out from a Deathmatch to SP. The color is:

 

Primary + Secondary:

Utility Midnight Blue

Hex: #09142E

RGB: 9, 20, 46

 

Pearlescent:

Ultra Blue

 

The color "Utility Midnight Blue" is a color used by Rockstar but not available at LSC. However it does have the same texture as Crew Colors, so you can set your Crew Color to that Hex/RGB and replicate that paintjob exactly. It looks sweet!

 

And here are some pics:

 

On the Social Club Website:

 

In SP, Utility Midnight Blue with Ultra Blue Pearlescent:

 

In SP, Utility Midnight Blue with no pearlescent (= black pearlescent):

 

In GTAO, Crew #09142E with no pearlescent (matches above )

 

 

 

I just realised that this color is the old intoxicated blue from the glory days!!!!

 

One of the most legendary color combos of all time, though the original was done with fluorescent blue pearl this is pretty much it.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/660748-xbox-vehicle-requestsduping/page-203

 

so maybe, just maybe I dont have to scroll 18 miles to get to the next post

from http://gtaforums.com/topic/832857-imponte-nightshade-appreciation-thread/page-7

Edited December 18, 2015 by Dottie

[Mach1bud]

 

There's an wonderful invention called editing the pictures and unnecessary quotes out. Maybe you should try it

 

 

 

 

 

^^

 

 

Give me some time to recreate it. I know it was all done at lsc though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It looks really kick ass when you lower it.

 

Dude... that color... what primary and secondary???

 

Dark blue with blue pearl?

 

Ok guys, I brought a "default" color Nightshade out from a Deathmatch to SP. The color is:

 

Primary + Secondary:

Utility Midnight Blue

Hex: #09142E

RGB: 9, 20, 46

 

Pearlescent:

Ultra Blue

 

The color "Utility Midnight Blue" is a color used by Rockstar but not available at LSC. However it does have the same texture as Crew Colors, so you can set your Crew Color to that Hex/RGB and replicate that paintjob exactly. It looks sweet!

 

And here are some pics:

 

On the Social Club Website:

 

In SP, Utility Midnight Blue with Ultra Blue Pearlescent:

 

In SP, Utility Midnight Blue with no pearlescent (= black pearlescent):

 

In GTAO, Crew #09142E with no pearlescent (matches above )

 

 

I just realised that this color is the old intoxicated blue from the glory days!!!!

 

One of the most legendary color combos of all time, though the original was done with fluorescent blue pearl this is pretty much it.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/660748-xbox-vehicle-requestsduping/page-203

 

 

so maybe, just maybe I dont have to scroll 18 miles to get to the next post

 

from http://gtaforums.com/topic/832857-imponte-nightshade-appreciation-thread/page-7

Apologies lol. Hard to tell when I post from my phone.

[Dottie]

no worries

[PhillBellic]

This Post has been Quoted for Epicness.

 

 

 

[Officer620]

 

This Post has been Quoted for Epicness.

 

 

 

Haha I get it, it's a science fiction drag wing!

 

Cheers!

[PhillBellic]

 

This Post has been Quoted for Epicness.

 

 

 

Haha I get it, it's a science fiction drag wing!

 

Cheers!

 

It's also a Star Wars Spoiler, to boot.

[unbid]

 

 

harbujahn the great leader of badsport veterans a killing machine feared by many now who are you?

Sounds like a catchy thing to put on a CV.

 

Also, nice to meet you. I'm your worst nightmare both in GTA: Online, GTAForums, and in real life.

 

Now please return to the online section before other members start to throw Molotov at any platform you use to play GTA: Online.

 

no one is my worst nightmare i am the online nightmare and as for another year running ive not been mentioned for an award i declare war against the world!!!!!!

 

[Vik]

 

 

 

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

I meant Episode VII spoilers, numbnut. Every child knows that Vader is Luke's daddy before they've even seen it.

The joke.

 

 

 

 

 

Cameron Star's head

 

What about my head?

 

 

Okay, okay, my bad

 

 

 

 

It's f*cking empty.

 

 

*MURDOC* never fails to disappoint.

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

 

Rockstar probably will...but I wouldn't.

 

Dude, did an old gen console kick you in the nuts and steal your lunch money at some point? Seriously, 99% of people at this point have nodded and moved on with their life concerning the old gen/new gen stuff, except you for some reason.

 

 

 

i lol'ed at that for a while

[The Dedito Gae]

 

 

I have a feeling he's watching us while he sits in a dark room with a voodoo doll and pins ready to stick them in as he performs his voodoo curse.

 

*shudders*

Good thing he doesn't have a Doll of me.

 

Oh, but I do.

 

[FrikkenZz]

 

 

Well, it is easy to mix up. They're all official, but they are all not part of the OFFICIAL Gang Alliance? Kind of confusing.

Yeah it can get confusing, they aren't quite the same but they kinda are. The only way I can think to explain it is just thinking of it as eras of the gang scene rather than the terminology or naming. The old veterans are the OGA, the up and coming are the Certified, but they are both recognised as official groups of GTAForums.

 

 

Edited December 21, 2015 by FrikkenZz

[Nah nah nah Gta 6]

He ate that booty full of gingerbread dough.

[Nico]

 

no one is my worst nightmare i am the online nightmare and as for another year running ive not been mentioned for an award i declare war against the world!!!!!!

A grammar manual is your worst nightmare. Now shoo.

 

I want to save both posts for the posterity.

[PhillBellic]

No, they never said anything about a PC port and, considering how the game's tenth anniversary already passed without a single word from R*, is more unlikely than ever that these two games will get a PC/Android/iOS release.

And what GTA Game was released on iOS recently?

[Nico]

@Phill Lol, check the post date, please.

Edited December 22, 2015 by Nico

[PhillBellic]

 

 

 

Can Nutella be more delicious?

It is the way I eat it ...Or at least used to eat it, since the break-up...

 

I swear if our lord and savior Jesus Christ jerked off in this Nutella jar, this is what it would taste like!

I wouldn't eat that dude's cum even if it was the last cum in the universe...

 

LOL! WTF!

[Fraizer]

 

 

I thought we left the age that we appointed cars by gender behind us, especially in this game, where I know there's several girls who love their muscle cars, there's also more then enough men who prefer sports, sports classics, supers, or coupes.

No intention of offending anyone just a figure of speech that's all, I'm all for gender equality and all that, not specifically saying muscle cars are 'just' for men.

You don't need to apologize, you said nothing wrong.

 

Some people are just hypersensitive and construe anything as bigotry if you don't leave a disclaimer.

 

Furthermore there's nothing wrong about noting that men have higher levels of testosterone, and that testosterone is fueled by certain things. That's science, not sexism. Nobody ever said women can't get off on muscle cars, many do, but it's not wrong or sexist to say muscle cars are "manly". They are. But they're also womanly. Just depends on the type of woman... And it depends on the type of man. No skinny-jeans wearing retro glasses wanna-beard is gonna drive a Chevelle.

 

Wanted to applaud this Carnage fellow. Well said.

[unbid]

 

 

Next year I will go for most helpful.

At this rate, Funniest Member.

 

If the forum was smarter then would see how helpful I am.

 

Suck at the game. Play something else.

 

Don't like the game. Play something else.

 

Don't have money. Play the game.

 

Edited December 25, 2015 by unbid

[The Dedito Gae]

^^Lol, this guy is Deadpool in the flesh, funny, never shuts the f*ck up, annoys everyone around him and doesn't seem to die.^^

[sivispacem]

If he was smarter he'd stop posting entirely.

[*MURDOC*]

^^Lol, this guy is Deadpool in the flesh, funny, never shuts the f*ck up, annoys everyone around him and doesn't seem to die.^^

 

Deadpool is entertaining though.

 

 

This guy is apparently entertaining to you.

[The Dedito Gae]

 

^^Lol, this guy is Deadpool in the flesh, funny, never shuts the f*ck up, annoys everyone around him and doesn't seem to die.^^

Deadpool is entertaining though.

 

 

This guy is apparently entertaining to you.

What isn't entertaining about seeing people hating a guy so much?

[*MURDOC*]

That's not him though, that's other people.

 

The hatred for him is more entertaining than he himself.

 

 

 

Believe me, I know all about being entertained by people hating.

[Eram]

 

 

If a chicken fell off a cliff, how many chickens are left in the pond without the fairy dust?

The same amount of kush you've been taking.

 

Close enough. Dis b the point. Why are we torkin' about something without legitimate information. It's just random, off the mark comments we write.

 

I want this thread closed until one of us PM's the Mods with legit information.

Please, anyone, PM some Mod!

[PhillBellic]

Oh, The Online Section never ceases to amaze...

 

You can so as slow as you want and not have to worry about others underperforming. Personally I enjoy playing with others mainly in loud groups, but to each their own.

Do you prefer to play with yourself or with others?

 

[Coin]

Way to project on an innocent post, Phill.