Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[fefenc]

This one is a gem from the V section:

 

 

 

 

 

Why can't it all just be like it was before, back in the 'good ole' days? Where you played the damn game then came to the forum to share you experiences or analyze details or discuss bugs. Everything was fine. If you had a qualm about the game you shared it and you discussed it politely with others? Why can't this place be what it was meant to be? All it is now is a bunch of chaos. Anti-criticism positive threads, anti-positive criticism threads. To make a complaint about the game you have to do it irately and there's now threads deemed for such topics that go by "whining" and "bitching" and- it's awful. I couldn't be a part of this forum's staff and be proud of this section, I just couldn't. I wouldn't be proud of any of this.

Because this is outrage culture, I came expecting what you described to this forum, and what I got was a wave of haters doing nothign but hate on the game, I am not here to do nothing but hate on the game, unfortunately some other people are.

It's always "their" fault. It's never yours.

 

 

Its everyone I do nothing but go with the flow, rather would I die than let the V haters take over the forums.

Edited December 1, 2015 by fefenc

[ten-a-penny]

This made me laugh so f*cking much.

 

 

Was it ever against the rules to tell someone to shut it?

Shut up.


EDIT: sh*t, i got a warning.

 

User was warned for this post.

[fefenc]

Again from the V section and from the same dude. Gotta be real, this one made me cringe so hard I even needed to pay for a face transplantation surgery...

 

 

 

 

Let's just ignore Osho and keep this thread alive, shall we?

OT: Tbh I wouldn't say V soiled the fanbase. As much as I hate saying this, that title actually go to GTA:SA.

This has pretty much always been my sentiments.

I've said this many times before on here, but up until and including the release of SA, everybody - or at least most people - could just shut the f*ck up and enjoy a new GTA game without all of this bitching and moaning. Now, speaking as somebody who holds SA as my 3rd favourite GTA who actually had it as my joint favourite with IV for many years, I can't help but get the impression it is responsible for the subsequent chaos that came with IV, and to a lesser extent with V. There have been plenty of people on these boards who have complained that the map wasn't an HD replica of SA for V, or that IV 'sucked because no planes, no countryside etc', and there are a plethora of members on here who always feel the need to remind us of how much SA was the holy grail of the series that apparently can't be touched, and while everyone is of course entitled to their preferences, it honestly feels like there's a small army among the fanbase who simply won't quit until they get a complete with all the trimmings HD remake.

So yeah, I'd have to say that SA had somewhat of part to play in transforming part of the audience from an accepting, grateful and peaceful bunch into quite the noise-makers.

 

 

 

Don't worry SA "haters" will worn off soon, and their voices will get lost...

A new generation of a fanbase is breeding at the moment,

Online is a recruitment place for new GTA fans, and it allready recruited many loyal Rockstar Games fans in addition to the Community streams and other contests which came with Online and V.

Soon to come the overall loyal fanbase will dominate the forums and the old fanbase will be a shatter of the past.

 

Edited December 5, 2015 by fefenc

[Not A Nice Person]

XenoxX is taking this forum thing pretty far

Also... gotta love the Online Section

 

Stop playing dress up Barbie in public, fruit loop.

[Predator]

f*ck the online and V sectionn

 

 

I often masturbate while watching Reni Wassulmaier's cutscenes.

Edited December 5, 2015 by Ganton

[Voodoo]

lol fuk u, im badass.. i use 2 steal sh*t frum da icecream truk wen i was 6.. lol.

 

 

[Arachne]

Damn,that kid is scary as f*ck,i hope he doesn't steal my credit card to buy shark cards,that could be nightmarish.

[Reformed Squid]

 

lol fuk u, im badass.. i use 2 steal sh*t frum da icecream truk wen i was 6.. lol.

 

 

 

thugs like this are why i'm scared to go outside

Edited December 10, 2015 by Cloudee

[Giantsgiants]

Subject: Will horses come to GTA V?

I think the controller would have to be re-designed to fit the hooves.

Edited December 10, 2015 by Giantsgiants

[AlienTwo]

 

 

Not surprising to see gtalegend is (was) a PBM.

How would you know?

Because your kik is Knock2000, like that spamming dumbass everyone thought was the alt of T-O-P-H-A-T.

 

 

 

Just want to preserve this for posterity.

[ciel]

[GtaLegend15]

Well I guess I have my 15 min of fame jk

[Sombra]

Biggest Sh*tposter - Osho, XenoX, Osho, Mr. Fartenhate, Militia (STFU with 100% and special vehicles for once in your f*cking life) Osho, Numa Yay, Osho, Midnight Hitman, Osho, Mr. Scratch, Osho.

 

 

 

im still f*cking crying

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

Biggest Sh*tposter - Osho, XenoX, Osho, Mr. Fartenhate, Militia (STFU with 100% and special vehicles for once in your f*cking life) Osho, Numa Yay, Osho, Midnight Hitman, Osho, Mr. Scratch, Osho.

 

 

im still f*cking crying

Not tryna asskiss or anything here but he should win funniest members.

[AlienTwo]

You can share that opinion when it's time to vote, son.

[Sombra]

 

 

Biggest Sh*tposter - Osho, XenoX, Osho, Mr. Fartenhate, Militia (STFU with 100% and special vehicles for once in your f*cking life) Osho, Numa Yay, Osho, Midnight Hitman, Osho, Mr. Scratch, Osho.

 

im still f*cking crying

Not tryna asskiss or anything here but he should win funniest members.

 

 

 

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Unique Vehicle collecting, and I’ve been involved in numerous mission attempts on my BC PS3, and I have over 300 collected vehicles. I am trained in impound garage storing and I’m the top collector of vehicles on GTAForums. You are nothing to me but just another vehicle. I will collect you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with playing PC to collect vehicles? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of collector across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your unique collection. You’re f*cking dead, kid. I can collect any vehicle, any time and I can collect you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my GTA SA V1 copy. Not only am I extensively trained in vehicle collecting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of jam8tone and fnxrak's vehicle collecting guides and I will use it to its full extent to collect your miserable ass off the face of the unique vehicle world, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your PC collection was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have played PS3. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over your vehicles and you will drown in it. You’re f*cking dead, kiddo.

[GtaLegend15]

 

 

 

Biggest Sh*tposter - Osho, XenoX, Osho, Mr. Fartenhate, Militia (STFU with 100% and special vehicles for once in your f*cking life) Osho, Numa Yay, Osho, Midnight Hitman, Osho, Mr. Scratch, Osho.

 

im still f*cking crying

Not tryna asskiss or anything here but he should win funniest members.

 

 

What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in Unique Vehicle collecting, and Ive been involved in numerous mission attempts on my BC PS3, and I have over 300 collected vehicles. I am trained in impound garage storing and Im the top collector of vehicles on GTAForums. You are nothing to me but just another vehicle. I will collect you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with playing PC to collect vehicles? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of collector across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your unique collection. Youre f*cking dead, kid. I can collect any vehicle, any time and I can collect you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my GTA SA V1 copy. Not only am I extensively trained in vehicle collecting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of jam8tone and fnxrak's vehicle collecting guides and I will use it to its full extent to collect your miserable ass off the face of the unique vehicle world, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your PC collection was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have played PS3. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh*t fury all over your vehicles and you will drown in it. Youre f*cking dead, kiddo.

 

Add me on psn : knoock2000 I got a mic

[Dottie]

what the hell did i Just read?

[*MURDOC*]

You read that?

 

 

lol

[Dottie]

You read that?

 

 

lol

Yes I did. I think it gave me cancer though

[AlienTwo]

You read that?

 

 

lol

Add him! He has a mic!!

[Affalterbach]

Best f*cking bump ever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I checked out these forums hoping to see a lot of topics from fans with tips and ideas to make the experience of this game more awesome and am surprised at the amount of hate this game seems to has, so I wanted to write about the things I love about this game. I'd never played GTA IV online so GTAV was my first time playing the game with other players.

 

I love the set-up. Free roam is great and the Quick Job app on the phone means it's easy to get into a Race, Deathmatch or Mission with no mucking about.

 

Blips - I like the Blip system, so it's easy to know if other players are around. Initially I liked to find other players and just cruise around or share a car and cause mayhem, but I quickly realised most of the time people just wanna kill me, so I've altered my playing style now so that in free roam most of the time I'm spent dishing (or trying to) out revenge.

 

I chased a guy down that shot at me for no reason and eventually killed him, leaving my car and taking the helicopter he was trying to escape from me with. Flying around I noticed a blip at my car so I went back and noted he shot at out my tyres. So I tracked the guy down and killed him.

 

Bounty - I then had a bounty on my head, and killed the same guy three times who was trying to hunt me down. The last time was on the coast as he parachuted from a chopper. I ventured to the top of a mountain to get a good vantage point and watched as three people closed in on my position and eventually one of 'em killed me. The thrill all of this provided was awesome.

 

Also getting 3/4 stars whilst tracking down a bounty, just to add to the drama. 2 helicopters and a handful of police cars chasing me whilst I chase another player. Pure awesome.

 

I enjoy stealing a police car, pulling up towards another player and hitting the sirens when I get close and then chasing the guy down. A lot of fun with this one (and yes I'm sorry but a few times this has ended with me killing someone who was seemingly innocent but I hope they woulda enjoyed the chase).

 

Annoying killjoys - I actually enjoy the fact that people in this game choose to attack and kill, or annoy, without provocation. I've had some players come up with imaginative ways to piss me off and at times it's admirable to see, and leaves me a simple choice to either carry on with my game or seek revenge.

 

Add to this the actual modes, like Top Fun and Survival, the variety of the races and the fact that missions will in time vary, I really cannot see how any fan of GTA cannot admire and enjoy the Online version.

 

There's a lot more I wanna say but am conscious of making an essay over a post.

 

Just a couple of tips (apologies if these are well known)...

 

Races earn you a lot of RP and cash

in good time.

 

If your car is impounded, when you nick it back just hide in the train tunnel about 50 ft outside the entrance for an easy getaway.

 

 

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Thank you for writing something positive about GTA:O. I couldn't agree with you more. This game is awesome! Creativity and imagination is key to properly enjoy the game. Nice to see that someone else has those qualities

Thanks bro

 

You kept him waiting so long

Yeah my bad. I was nervous back then and didn't know what to say

 

[Eram]

 

Ahem.

NO reposts. New pics only.
NO excessive use of images altered by Paint, Photoshop, etc.

^^Listen to the backseat mod.

[The Dedito Gae]

UshaB is the James Franco of this forum, they're obviously into guys, and they're too afraid to admit it...Midnight Hitman too...

 

He got me.

[Algonquin Assassin]

 

UshaB is the James Franco of this forum, they're obviously into guys, and they're too afraid to admit it...Midnight Hitman too...

 

He got me.

 

 

Maybe you're just a vulnerable guy who needs to be held by big, strong arms?

Edited December 14, 2015 by SonOfLiberty

[Giantsgiants]

GTAO $ is like chucky cheese tickets for adults...

Link

[Flachbau]

Careful, too much liking can cause chafing.

 

[Ocelot]

leaving GTA to play JC3 is like leaving Beyonce to go wank with a cactus

[Vik]

 

I've watched Inglorious Bastards a few hours ago, I'm having my doubts about this.

...you mean the film that was directed by Quentin Tarantino?

 

what the hell does this have to do with Star Wars?

 

 

 

 

Hitler shoots first?

[Dottie]

If the employees at Rockstar were smart, they would actually listen to the community instead of ignoring us. I know it's their game and all, but the community fuels their appetite for money. Neo-Nazism is frowned upon by the majority. Listen to us.

R* Are nazis confirmed

 

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