Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[slimeball supreme]

I am in fact a noob.

[Coin]

PMs like that are from spam bots, FYI.

 

Neither particularly notable, or quotable.

[meta187]

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes.

 

That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

 

 

 

QUOTE (meta: just now)

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes.

 

That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

 

 

Still my favorite.

[dtsmucker]

PMs like that are from spam bots, FYI.

 

Neither particularly notable, or quotable.

Someone once said "Cool story Bro"...

 

In your eyes, is that acceptable, ya know 'coz yer a mod and that?

[Star-Lord]

 

a notable facepalm moment in the GTA V section...

 

 

 

 

Lol. I didn't even know that was in the game. Best egg yet!

 

I don't even get this. What is OG LOC ??

 

He's some wrapper from San Andreas.

[D9fred95]

He's some wrapper from San Andreas.

 

He should do a good job covering candy bars then.

[Vik]

Lets not let the lovely Naomi down by murdering this topic any more than it already has been since people starting quoting from the GTA Online section. Leave the sh*tty quotes and chatting at the door please.

[RedDagger]

I see nothing notable about that

 

 

I 60 years time "that's If I'm still around". I plan to create a Ultima, Pollymorphic,Immuneo,Biomentroral, Thrombasidic virus that will be able and only target and eliminate all human female on earth.

 

 

The effects that will entail for the victims will be

 

¤The Virus will enter the blood stream

¤Cripple the intake of oxygen from red bloodcells, leading to a sickle cell enimia of the highest grade.

¤Heavily Affectthe lymphatic system to stop the creation of white bloodcells to render the female body useless.

¤And as a bonus, there will be an infection with in a avioli of both lungs, causing them to become extreamly inflamed and in able to function as normal

 

Leading to a slow, excruciating death with victims bleeding from the eyes, ears, nose and mouth unable to breath.

 

 

 

 

I live my life for a thirst for vengances now. They shouldn't have f*cked with me...

[Vik]

Maybe this will be better ?

 

 

Damn, I'm kicking myself that I missed the meet.

Now all I need are the bandages.

But then your hands would be all messed up.

 

So you'd better drive, brother.

 

[slimeball supreme]

Oh my god.

He did it again, guys.

Yeah, that's my opinion.

I was simply clarifying to Fartenhate's anger jumping on my throat before reading to what I was trying to say.

That's all.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Oh my god.

He did it again, guys.

Yeah, that's my opinion.

I was simply clarifying to Fartenhate's anger jumping on my throat before reading to what I was trying to say.

That's all.

 

tbh that should be your new name

[LiniArc]

This one is a very old post from @SlaveBoy. Love Fantasy. Really enjoyed reading it.

 

 

 

This happened long time ago, last century. I had a perfect view across to the neighbor building. There was a forest between the buildings, but in the Autumn after some of the leaves had fallen, I got a perfect view. And boy was I excited, there were more than 1 interesting flats. I learned lot about peeping, using dark curtains etc., had a good telescope on a tripod, ready to get into position in a split second. So almost every day late at night I was ready, and switched off the light early. One peculiar window got my interest, damn shame it was bit higher than mine. But it was still awesome, because I could identify the girl. She was years younger, but I remembered her from school. Pretty hot looking long haired brunette. Mysterious and silent, kind of a nerd type with glasses, You know good pupil.
It was all about patience. Day after day, every night I watched her window. Nothing, she went sleeping around same times every day. Except weekends. The lights were on late, sometimes 2-3 AM. After several weeks, if not months, it happened. It was again a weekend, Friday or Saturday. I was sitting on a chair behind the tripod wearing nothing but a t-shirt. Telescope aimed at the window, eyes fu*king glued to it. She starts undressing. As I realized that, my dick went from 0 to mosh 10 level in a second. I could have cut titanium submarine half... I thought I would suffocate, cause I could not breathe and my heart beat like a hammer.
She was on bra and panties and danced in front of mirror. It was awesome strange experience.
Again days went by but I was patient. I knew anything could happen. And so did, next bomb was about to drop. Topless. And those tits were the most perfect pair I have ever seen. Young, yet large and firm. My eyes were nailed at the view, I watched her like a hawk and did not blink once. Did not want to lose a single moment of that heaven sight. The image was burnt into my brain forever. I can still memorize it vividly.
But oh no, things don´t stop here, she started being naked quite often. I should have suspected something weird was going on but I was hypnotized by her beauty. One day I got home, and went through the adverts there was a letter. Yeah You maybe guess, it was from her. She fu*king knew about me, said in the letter had known for ages. A very thick black cloud man. I had read things about voyeurism and there had been a similar case in which the girl had contacted Police. Things could have go very downhill for me.
And they kind a did, she made it clear if I don´t do this or that, she´ll tell her dad. Dad? Well her dad was a cop...
She started dropping off these "blackmail" letters on my letterbox day time, while I was at work. First I got some normal photos of herself, I had to jerk off on them and send back.
It felt really freaky, but I could just follow her command. And it turned to be more exciting later.
She made me buy her lingerie, and I would watch her stripping in them. I got em back used...that was awesome. Rubbed my dick all over them while watching her.
Later we started to phone each other, and eventually talked everything out. I found out she´s one heck of a girl, but nothing else ever happened.
Because she moved to France, went to classic dance school. And her father, he had died years ago in duty, she lived with her mother Damn what a pull-off.

This experience affected deeply my sexual preference. I´m into voyeurism, blackmail, bondage, domination and all kinds of strange role games.
Like being kidnapped and tortured by group of evil women for example.

[Star-Lord]

^ Holy Jesus on a Land cruiser, what did I just read?

[slimeball supreme]

This one is a very old post from @SlaveBoy. Love Fantasy. Really enjoyed reading it.

 

 

 

 

 

This happened long time ago, last century. I had a perfect view across to the neighbor building. There was a forest between the buildings, but in the Autumn after some of the leaves had fallen, I got a perfect view. And boy was I excited, there were more than 1 interesting flats. I learned lot about peeping, using dark curtains etc., had a good telescope on a tripod, ready to get into position in a split second. So almost every day late at night I was ready, and switched off the light early. One peculiar window got my interest, damn shame it was bit higher than mine. But it was still awesome, because I could identify the girl. She was years younger, but I remembered her from school. Pretty hot looking long haired brunette. Mysterious and silent, kind of a nerd type with glasses, You know good pupil.

It was all about patience. Day after day, every night I watched her window. Nothing, she went sleeping around same times every day. Except weekends. The lights were on late, sometimes 2-3 AM. After several weeks, if not months, it happened. It was again a weekend, Friday or Saturday. I was sitting on a chair behind the tripod wearing nothing but a t-shirt. Telescope aimed at the window, eyes fu*king glued to it. She starts undressing. As I realized that, my dick went from 0 to mosh 10 level in a second. I could have cut titanium submarine half... I thought I would suffocate, cause I could not breathe and my heart beat like a hammer.

She was on bra and panties and danced in front of mirror. It was awesome strange experience.

Again days went by but I was patient. I knew anything could happen. And so did, next bomb was about to drop. Topless. And those tits were the most perfect pair I have ever seen. Young, yet large and firm. My eyes were nailed at the view, I watched her like a hawk and did not blink once. Did not want to lose a single moment of that heaven sight. The image was burnt into my brain forever. I can still memorize it vividly.

But oh no, things don´t stop here, she started being naked quite often. I should have suspected something weird was going on but I was hypnotized by her beauty. One day I got home, and went through the adverts there was a letter. Yeah You maybe guess, it was from her. She fu*king knew about me, said in the letter had known for ages. A very thick black cloud man. I had read things about voyeurism and there had been a similar case in which the girl had contacted Police. Things could have go very downhill for me.

And they kind a did, she made it clear if I don´t do this or that, she´ll tell her dad. Dad? Well her dad was a cop...

She started dropping off these "blackmail" letters on my letterbox day time, while I was at work. First I got some normal photos of herself, I had to jerk off on them and send back.

It felt really freaky, but I could just follow her command. And it turned to be more exciting later.

She made me buy her lingerie, and I would watch her stripping in them. I got em back used...that was awesome. Rubbed my dick all over them while watching her.

Later we started to phone each other, and eventually talked everything out. I found out she´s one heck of a girl, but nothing else ever happened.

Because she moved to France, went to classic dance school. And her father, he had died years ago in duty, she lived with her mother Damn what a pull-off.

This experience affected deeply my sexual preference. I´m into voyeurism, blackmail, bondage, domination and all kinds of strange role games.

Like being kidnapped and tortured by group of evil women for example.

 

what the actual f*ck man

[Vik]

 

 

Reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe's work...very nice read.

 

 

 

Oh my god.
He did it again, guys.

Yeah, that's my opinion.
I was simply clarifying to Fartenhate's anger jumping on my throat before reading to what I was trying to say.
That's all.

 

tbh that should be your new name

 

 

 

How subtle

 

OT :

 

 

 

oxygen

water has oxygen

Water has oxygen?

oxygen in water.

sodium

salt?

fawk yeah welcome to Zaibatsu where the players play and we be talkin' 'bout science like ev-er-y-day.

 

 

 

 

Edited October 23, 2015 by VikDarkbomb

[Dottie]

God dammit voodoo

That just made my day

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/826195-is-it-just-me-or/?p=1068102171

Edited October 24, 2015 by Dottie

[Bare]

 

gay.

 

I mean, I was born straight, so I could probably never be gay.... probably

Same, but I'd totally suck dick for money.

 

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Dumb sh*t from the V section, if you don't like it, I don givafuk, this shiit is gold:

 

 

 

 

Been confirmed, none of the content from the lowrider update is in SP.

 

I can't believe what R* have become.

Beep false indormation right there ... looking at the word "none"

 

Yo listen up f*ck boy

 

I was referring to the new custom shop, customisation options and new vehicles.

 

Swear all you ever do is pop up in threads defending all the flaws that GTA V has.

Thats my duty after all and you did not made clear to what you were reffering as a result you intentionally misslead people.

 

"f*ck boy"...

Edited October 26, 2015 by Scaglietti

[Sussus Amongus]

[Curtis]

jesus christ this f*cking guy. why isn't there an option to "block" certain users so you won't have to look at their goddamn posts/

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

Ever since that *censored* thread you made ages ago, I cannot take you seriously.

 

Take care.

 

Yeah, but who cares what you think about anything?

 

Break both legs.

 

 

Love you guys!

[make total destroy]

I was wishing you double extra luck.

[Flachbau]

That's because half of them are garbage quotes from the V / Online section.

 

 

 

Sorry, but if you get a woodie, you are a dude.

 

So Bonnie was a boy?!?

 

Edited November 5, 2015 by Android

[Vik]

You can diss V all you want, but Online is my home.

 

A sh*t home, but yeah, I posted there a lot.

 

 

 

I'm being eaten by a shark this year. A friend is having a few people over for beers and food and eighties films.

My only worry is I have no idea how I'm going to piss whilst wearing the f*cking thing.

I would seriously pay to see sivispacem dressed as a shark drinking beer.

 

 

[Cutter De Blanc]

 

Ah I see you're upset. Been griefed today?

Is that how you justify it to yourself? You pretend like its a game to make players 'grief' to cover up and convince yourself that its actually to compensate for being a sackless, uncoordinated moron? your attention span isn't long enough to try and get better at the game, so you use a fighter jet to spare yourself the huge blow that losing would have on your deep insecurity of never having the intellectual capacity to not fail at everything you do, and then, you tell yourself that you're only doing it because you supposedly find that making players grief is entertaining. Come on Mikey, we both know that isnt true. Face your feelings, you're a loser and that's totally fine. You already took the first step, you came here to a social forum to get the acknowledgement that your continual disability to not fail at everything has denied you your entire life. Denied by your family, would-be friends, girls that look at you like an ugly puppy in need of attention, as long as its not their attention. Its okay Mikey, life is short, you'll get through it. Now go get your jet and pretend like you're good at something, nobody's laughing at you, and if they are who cares what they think, those arent laughs, those are sighs of grief, they're griefing. You rekt them with a fighter jet in a video game.

 

 

Someone got their knickers in a bunch

[AlienTwo]

He makes some good points.

[Dottie]

I found this really funny

Raavi is a machine. He bans without sympathy.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/828733-didnt-do-anything/?do=findComment&comment=1068152692

Edited November 6, 2015 by Dottie

[Vik]

Found this to be funny given the sheer fact as to how unhinged this person is.

 

 

 

Why do women always make the most idiotic decisions?

They leave a trustworthy guy for a man-slut and expect him to share his "bounty of riches" with them. At this point. Bambi here is swept off her feet and you are left out in the rain as she's being driven away in the passenger seat of a ONE-77, thinking you were finally ready to consummate with her, after making her wait and treating her like a woman that you thought she was.

Hold on folks. Here's the kicker!!!


I didn't have coitus with her, because I wanted her to see that this wasn't for sex. I wanted this to be monogamous. Even though I'm still a virgin by knight's vow and she nearly tried to force me at the back of a store. But I said no... For 4 years

However when the man-whore (her ex with the ONE-77) comes back, she leaves me and they commit coitus and he leaves her AFTER ONE WEEK. Causing her to have weird alterations like lesbianism and finally finding her next victim.

After this whole enlightening experience occurring three times with three separate women I've made attempts to take things seriously with ( including her described in the little limerick). Maybe all humans with a pair of tits and a fat ass with Vagina, are in fact the most vindictive, vile, vicious, unforgiving, two timing, evil, tormenting, merciless and hypocritically inclined creatures to walk the earth.

Perhaps that's the reason we plan on a global "final solution"...


If I were you. I'd invest in what the locals call a "pocket pussy". 60 years from now...

THANK THE INVISIBLE MAN IN THE SKY, IM TYPING THIS DOWN IN GTA FORUMS. AND NOBODY IS GOING TO SEE THIS, BECUASE NO ONE GIVES A sh*t!!!

 

 

Ah, this guy again.

Observe from a distance, but do not interfere with the wildlife, no matter how tempting; for this creature is known to excrete a foul-smelling substance onto anything that isn't like itself.

 

 

[Eram]

Thread about things you thought wrong as a kid, so we can always expect the unexpected.

This was a killer though:

I used to think that people with a big but had a lot of poop in it

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

I found this really funny

Raavi is a machine. He bans without sympathy.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/828733-didnt-do-anything/?do=findComment&comment=1068152692

 

that one cracked me up when i first read it