Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Ciaran]

 

OT: Which Invisible woman is hotter?

 

Dunno, can't see themI lol'd.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/715591-have-a-question-v3/?p=1067823973

[ten-a-penny]

^ Ninja'd. Was just thinking about posting that up.

[Mr. Scratch]

You will never wake up in Tracey's bed and wear her robe, walk down the stairs, and look at Michael right in the eyes and do a pelvic thrust.

 

Why even live?

[Eram]

Dear GTA- I recently purchased GTA V for PC and below is a snapshot of my Level 6 character. It may be hard to see in this snapshot, but I'm riding a cow. Inside a car. Inside a ferris wheel. I wish I could say this was my first experience with hackers but it is not- just the most recent and extreme example. Other examples are cars that fly 1000 ft in the air, defy physics, etc.

 

I have a video clip of this as well but cannot figure out how to load it / share it on this board.

I am newbie to GTA and $60 is not a ton of money to spend, but I still hold GTA accountable for providing a PLAYABLE product experience. I can put up with nuisance hacks as part of my learning-curve, but tonight has been over-the-top and unplayble game experience.

 

Respectfully, LL

p.s. Aparently JPG is not an approved image format??? Nor can I cut & paste your own recorded clip file format? What format do you use for this forum, carrier pigeon?

p.s. Who put "player hater" as part of my profile data? More hacking???

The last ps... just lmao.

[Predator]

Show some love for the sexy IAA agent by posting up your favorite photos/Videos of her

 

Did anyone catch that scene in the Humane Labs Heist Key Codes mission? She looked sexy as hell running away from the FIB agents. I could only imagine what her legs looked like during the chase, and how well her leg muscles was working just to keep her safe, and secure, and the boobs! I can just imagine them bouncing up and down too.

 

I wish I can repeat the mission over and over by myself.

[The Dedito Gae]

The Molly one was better, that sure was a scat orgy.

 

EDIT: It's funny how this was posted in site sugestions.

Edited August 6, 2015 by Midnight Hitman

[Eram]

He's back:

 

I think adding wildlife was a great idea for GTA franchise, but I think R* did a poor job with implementing it. I thought they'd improve it from RDR, actually it's LOTS of steps back.

Animals don't fight each other, they can only run away from you. Only dogs, mountain lions and sharks attack you.

You can't really interact with animals, apart from beating or shooting them. Like picking them up, being able to stroke them, or a minigame where you steal someone's pet animal would be some things that add to the wildlife. Just imagine Trevor picking up a dog/cat and running away.

They also don't fight each other. A cougar doesn't attack deer for example, cats don't meow at each other, dogs not barking at each other, animals don't copulate with each other and so on. There's also barely any sort of gore for animals.

They also can't swim. It would've been cool to drag a cow or a pig into the ocean and watching it swimming. Pretty funny.

I also think peds should react more to animals. Bringing a cow to busy Los Santos should cause people to make comments like "wtf" or "oh sh*t a cow lol". They could also stroke animals or even beat them, run away from them, fight with them.

Chickens could emit (throwable) eggs or so, little details like that. None of them in V.

Animals could also be able to sh*t, each type of animal could have it's own individual sort of excrements that keep laying on the ground. Dog excrements should look different than pig crap or cowpats (you could set them on fire). In V that's not the case, there's only a bunch of cow sh*t textures at the farm and no sort of feaces in the city/on the sidewalk.. Or sea animals. Just imagine a huge wave of whale poo while diving. .... It's not a big think or a gamebreaker, but it would add to the realism.. and it would be funny, imagine NPCs reacting to that.

All in all animals are just stale and boring in V, what do you think? It's a good first step for GTA, but it could habe been miles better.

Just imagine a huge wave of whale poo with Numay swimming in the middle of it...

Edited August 6, 2015 by Eram

[Niko Montana]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/813725-mt-gordo-ghost-woman-found-on-planet-mars/

[Eram]

OP is really, really http://gtaforums.com/topic/813776-modders-are-getting-worse-bull-fcking-sht/

 

A few examples:

So I spawned into a lobby with a modder, I could only walk a 1/2 foot every couple seconds. So I joined my friend in a mission. well I spawned in a car, I got out, AND HAD A CAMPFIRE ATTACHED TO ME... Nothing I could do, it kept killing me, I stayed in the car, it cought on fire and blew up. So I got out of the mission, into another free roam. AND STILL HAD THIS CAMPFIRE ATTACHED TO ME!!! WTF!!!! I couldnt even get a picture to have proof, and no video camera. Has this happened to anybody? CAN ANYTHING BE DONE ABOUT THIS MODDER BS????? They patch $$ GLITCHES SO FAST, YET THIS BULLSh!T DOESNT GET TAKEN CARE OF??? This kind of BS IS GOING TO KILL THIS GAME!!! im on PS3.

Take it easy? It ruins the game...

Either come up with a ghost story or provide marshmallows, chocolate, and some graham crackers. Otherwise, I dont' think anyone is going to care about your campfire tales

WAS IT YOU???

 

I see no difference in glitching money or when a Modder drops money bags. Either way it's still exploiting the game, you're no better when it comes to that.

but he didnt drop money. he did something to ruin gameplay, if I was on CMM and this happened... O MAN, ID BE SOOOO MORE PISSED....

 

They patch $$ GLITCHES SO FAST

 

 

bullsh*t! I keep getting $$$$$ RP Glitch job invites every time I go online

 

you mean the 9999999999999 rp $99999999999999999 death match jobs?

[SAVILLAIN]

Im waiting for the " Shills @ GTAF " topic

[ten-a-penny]

Im waiting for the " Shills @ GTAF " topic

Um, okay.

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

So that Phil Phuge guy striked again and failed

http://gtaforums.com/topic/813920-new-interior-i-found/?do=findComment&comment=1067853546

Edited August 7, 2015 by AboveAndBeyoncé

[Andreaz1]

I'm proud to say I'm an idiot yea I'm proud I know i'm not the wettest hot dog in the hay stack but I look at my self every day and believe in me. A famous quote I go by is

 

 

 

 

 

See your heart into your guts not your brain but once you have power make your head shine bright.

 

 

 

 

 

Do you believe in your self ?

 

garlic bread

Maybe the best lock post ever IMO.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/813921-im-proud-of-my-self-esteem/

Edited August 7, 2015 by Andreaz1

[Zyo]

I thought Cidamelo was back when I read that topic.

[Officer620]

The thought of a woman wearing the garbage trash outfit vest kinda turns me on

 

Whatever floats his boat, I guess...

 

Cheers!

[make total destroy]

 

There are far more morally repugnant things we should address. Like Rusty's skewed social commentary. Perhaps we should institute an emergency tax on people buying Ayn Rand novels and Nietzsche?

ded

Edited August 8, 2015 by make total destroy

[Payne Killer]

Feeling grossed out...I went to take a pizza to one of the rooms, and I accidentally saw the customer's bare ass...That would be a good thing, but the motherf*cker had one of the FUGLIEST asses in the world...

:|

[Predator]

f*ck you

 

Edited June 24, 2016 by Predator

[Mr. Scratch]

IDK if this is lucid dreaming or something else. I was lying on my bed and first a vampire came in my room and tried to stab me, but I kicked him away, then a robot, that looked like a pile of scrap metal with eyes and a mouth came and as it got closer, I got really scared and then it disappeared. I wasn't asleep when any of this happened.

 

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[*MURDOC*]

Ofcourse he will. He'd probably knock me out with one puch...

 

 

It only takes one, bruh.

Edited August 14, 2015 by *MURDOC*

[marco6158]

Why.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/815520-penis-sizes/

Edited August 16, 2015 by scania970

[Th3MaN1]

Why.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/815520-penis-sizes/

Because some people don't have anything better to do.

[Dottie]

Top kek english

http://gtaforums.com/topic/815555-helpp/

 

when you pass the character ps3 to pc

after a while some hackers gave me money and I went up rp

and remove that player because I do not like hacks

Now as I spend a pc ps3 player again?

 

Edited August 16, 2015 by Winning001

[Nico]

R* shouldve already made real cars into GTA, since they own Midnight club. Where the hell is new Midnight Club?

[marco6158]

Basically, this is his logic:

 

 

[Jolly Swagman]

edit: whoops, nothing to see here

Edited August 17, 2015 by Jolly Swagman

[Andreaz1]

Voodoo strikes again!

 

Infinite Is Bigger Than You Think.

 

 

The amount of spam and nonsense in this topic is now finite.

Boom.

[ten-a-penny]

Reading that thread gave me a nightmare.

[ten-a-penny]

I'll just leave this here.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/815928-the-most-unforgivable-missing-item-from-clothes-store-in-los-santos-is/?do=findComment&comment=1067892965

LMFAO @ the horny OP.

[*MURDOC*]

I hope you enjoy the slander lawsuit that is in your future.

 

Because he thought a mod.admin was angry at him and changed his title to "crackhead".

 

I think the crackhead title seems pretty fitting honestly.