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Not A Nice Person

Anyone else dealing with this annoying trend lately? I join a heist and inevitably there is some guy from Brazil or Mexico or Poland or France or wherever in the heist crew. They don't speak English, they apparently can't read the instructions the game puts on their TV screens, and they can't communicate with the rest of the crew. They end up doing the heist wrong and/or repeatedly getting themselves killed. No matter how much patience the rest of the crew shows them... and no matter how hard we try to tell them or show them what they need to do.... they still keep screwing up over and over, and the heist never gets done.

Then on the off chance there is a non-English speaking foreigner in the crew who actually knows what they are doing, they still are living in a country with terrible infrastructure, and inevitably their internet gets disconnected or lags out. You live in a damn treehouse in the rainforest... of course your internet is crap.

I'm cool with playing with people from other countries who speak English and have decent internet connection. I enjoy the conversations, and we can actually communicate strategies before and during heists. Those players are not the problem. The problem is the Mexican who dies 100 times on the bike in the PS heist because he won't get in a car with the rest of us.... Or the Japanese guy who gets assigned to pilot the Prison Break, but can't tell anyone he sucks at flying.... Or the guy from Portugal who is the gunner on the Humane Labs heist, but keeps bailing out and trying to run through with the ground team.... Or the damn Brazilian in a tree house using a vine as his internet connection.

Rockstar, you said from the very beginning that heists require communication. Is it too much to ask that you seperate players based on what language they speak so as to give us the best chance at success?

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Niko Montana

 

Anyone else dealing with this annoying trend lately? I join a heist and inevitably there is some guy from Brazil or Mexico or Poland or France or wherever in the heist crew. They don't speak English, they apparently can't read the instructions the game puts on their TV screens, and they can't communicate with the rest of the crew. They end up doing the heist wrong and/or repeatedly getting themselves killed. No matter how much patience the rest of the crew shows them... and no matter how hard we try to tell them or show them what they need to do.... they still keep screwing up over and over, and the heist never gets done.

Then on the off chance there is a non-English speaking foreigner in the crew who actually knows what they are doing, they still are living in a country with terrible infrastructure, and inevitably their internet gets disconnected or lags out. You live in a damn treehouse in the rainforest... of course your internet is crap.

I'm cool with playing with people from other countries who speak English and have decent internet connection. I enjoy the conversations, and we can actually communicate strategies before and during heists. Those players are not the problem. The problem is the Mexican who dies 100 times on the bike in the PS heist because he won't get in a car with the rest of us.... Or the Japanese guy who gets assigned to pilot the Prison Break, but can't tell anyone he sucks at flying.... Or the guy from Portugal who is the gunner on the Humane Labs heist, but keeps bailing out and trying to run through with the ground team.... Or the damn Brazilian in a tree house using a vine as his internet connection.

Rockstar, you said from the very beginning that heists require communication. Is it too much to ask that you seperate players based on what language they speak so as to give us the best chance at success?

LOL

 

I literally came here just now to post that thread here.

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Payne Killer

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Dance with Wolves was a hit before my birth, so mommy thought the Name Kevin was acceptable (it's not), i never liked the name, now i use my way more awesome middle name.

 

EDIT: f*ck, i wasted my 3000th post on this sh*t?

F*ck you Kevin Costner, you ruin my life yet again you balding prick.

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From the LFM thread.

 

 

I am interested in joining!

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Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder...

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...why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?
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Ai®a©ob®a

From the LFM thread.

 

I am interested in joining!

 

Yeah i saw that but you can't fault the guy, I don't think he understands the difference between OGA & GTA V crews.

 

I posted a little message to him about the differences

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NaTaLiiA513

Am I the only sane person on this forum? Some of these posts make me think that the guy who created the Internet is responsible for the end of the world.

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Mr. Scratch

Having the hiccups makes me want to commit genocide.

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From a closed thread where OP was complaining about non-american people playing GTAO.

 

"Or the Japanese guy who gets assigned to pilot the Prison Break, but can't tell anyone he sucks at flying.... "

why japanese huh? why you picked Japanese as a example? you could of put anything else but u chose japanese.....don't wanna say racist but...

are we associated with planes now all of a sudden? what does japanese has to do with flying bad? I seen bad pilots from everwhere not only Japanese

 

This guy wasn't complaining about OP's terribly bad point, he complained because OP picked japanese players as an example of "bad foreign players".

I can't defend OP, but these non-japanese people who get pissy when someone attacks anything Japan related gets on my nerves.

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Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder...

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...why we had to run for shelter when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?
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AboveAndBeyoncé

From a closed thread where OP was complaining about non-american people playing GTAO.

 

 

"Or the Japanese guy who gets assigned to pilot the Prison Break, but can't tell anyone he sucks at flying.... "

why japanese huh? why you picked Japanese as a example? you could of put anything else but u chose japanese.....don't wanna say racist but...

 

are we associated with planes now all of a sudden? what does japanese has to do with flying bad? I seen bad pilots from everwhere not only Japanese

 

This guy wasn't complaining about OP's terribly bad point, he complained because OP picked japanese players as an example of "bad foreign players".

 

I can't defend OP, but these non-japanese people who get pissy when someone attacks anything Japan related gets on my nerves.

He isn't funny either I bet he used the Japanese as a lame attempt at a joke referencing Japanese pilots in WWII I find it unfunny and distasteful
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Not Notable, just quoting...

 

The backlash is justified because R* promoted Franklin with lots of hood stuff like him wearing green and drive bying ballas plus his trailer was mostly in the hood. I thought that F will get allot of personal missions in the hood and would get out very late in the game because of the marketing.

listen to Franklin's dialogue carefully he wants to get out of the hood and do high profile crime sh*t, which is why he hooked up with Michael...he knew Mike knew more about the game than anyone he knew..

How about you listen to his dialogue more carefully? F said to Lamar that after the stuff with F and M is done he will create his own gang that's different from the one Stretch is inn.

I believe that they have plans for that in the DLC (hopefully) because we deserve to get what was marketed to us.
we can finally move on from Iron gangsters to Fourm gangsters
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happygrowls

Wow i just woke up.

 

I am NOT creepy it's just that i prefer playing with chicks.

 

When i was yunger i was playing with

12/13/14 year olds.

 

The entire thread this post came from is a laugh

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What a nice guy.

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When I watch a porn starring Johnny Sins, I rather concentrate on him instead of the girl, since Sins is one of the greastest men alive, consisting of beauty, sexual attractiveness, high muscle volume, a masculine voice, high self esteem and great knowledge.

 

Johnny Sins is a great example of what an Alpha would look like when human civiliazation was based on survival of the specie. Yet he is today highly underestimated and should be centered as being the ideal man of 2015 IMO.

 

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I have no words really.

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Ai®a©ob®a

 

Because Raavi or Tiger always close threads.

ME HOPE

 

TIGER GETS SIICK AGAIN!

 

 

DUMB BETCH

 

 

!

 

:)

 

HE STUPID KNEE GURRR

 

 

#PHILGOD

 

This made me really mad, Knowning what Tiger actually went though makes me wanna reach though the screen and punch this kid back into the 1300's

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Algonquin Assassin

 

 

Because Raavi or Tiger always close threads.

ME HOPE

 

TIGER GETS SIICK AGAIN!

 

 

DUMB BETCH

 

 

!

 

:)

 

HE STUPID KNEE GURRR

 

 

#PHILGOD

 

This made me really mad, Knowning what Tiger actually went though makes me wanna reach though the screen and punch this kid back into the 1300's

 

 

Well it was my pleasure sending him back to BUSTED hell. Never saw that comment about ~Tiger~ though. Disgusting.

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Claptrap NL

 

 

 

Because Raavi or Tiger always close threads.

ME HOPE

 

TIGER GETS SIICK AGAIN!

 

 

DUMB BETCH

 

 

!

 

:)

 

HE STUPID KNEE GURRR

 

 

#PHILGOD

 

This made me really mad, Knowning what Tiger actually went though makes me wanna reach though the screen and punch this kid back into the 1300's

 

 

Well it was my pleasure sending him back to BUSTED hell. Never saw that comment about ~Tiger~ though. Disgusting.

 

Maybe we just should go for 'Karma' ;-)

You know. You wish someone something bad and it doesn't end up like that for them but for the one who wishes it.

Because I've no idea what Tiger has/had but I can guess it wasn't something good since you and someone else weren't happy about that guy his post.

Karma my friends, Karma can do good for some.

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What did Tiger have? Like Claptrap said, it couldn't have been good seeing as people were not happy with the post.

 

Another one of these "I've been banned" topics:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/812435-banned-for-no-reason/?do=findComment&comment=1067823332

I read "for no reason" and just knew there was going to be something great from whichever Mod got to him first. Edited by Andreaz1
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Ai®a©ob®a

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What did Tiger have? Like Claptrap said, it couldn't have been good seeing as people were not happy with the post.

 

Another one of these "I've been banned" topics:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/812435-banned-for-no-reason/?do=findComment&comment=1067823332

I'm going to respect Tiger privacy he felt comfortable enough to confide in me and i don't want to ruin that trust with him, If he choose to share than he will but it's not my place to share.

 

Hope you understand..

 

OT: I love topics like those topics..

 

They feel the need to make a second account to try and tell "Their Side" but they always leave out the real reason why they were banned and claim they were never warned before being banned like the truth isn't going to come out when a mod sees it.

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What did Tiger have? Like Claptrap said, it couldn't have been good seeing as people were not happy with the post.

 

Tiger didn't have anything, it was cover to hide the fact he was in intense training to begin the hunt for that British/American Dentist who killed Tiger's feline bretheren, Cecil, in Zimbabwe.

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