Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[*MURDOC*]

I can.

 

 

(He's dumb)

[reiniat]

I can.

 

 

(He's dumb)

Shht, it ruins the gif.

 

Also it ruins my aspirations of becoming an attack helicopter

[Taylor]

I want some of what this guy is on:

 

The next update for GTA 5 will prolly be "THE PLUG UPDATE". It will be centered bout beein the plug and movin that work. Now yall prolly gon ask "YGJOSEPHMARTINEZ how u kno that ??". See yall this game centered bout drugs mane franklin off that loud pack he can smoke weed in his old and his new crib. Michael is a drinkin addict and will sometimes smoke weed too. Trevor huffs gas and regulary smokes meth. Michael will say one time : "Im not the drug guy", but then he will still take a hit off that weed, same as rockstar gon do it first only give small hints and then suddendly come through with that big update. Also Trevors TPI are centered bout selling dope, so you already kno rockstar gon bring out an update bout that. With the ill gotten gains update they also gave us some clothes which we could wear after we made trap money but there will be more clothes too.

Trap houses in whole LS will become accesible and there gon be mini games like whippin that dope. Its gon be similar to the hacking mini game in the Fleeca heist so it will be a bit of a challenge also it will take some time, but eventually money will come through. But then other players could steal sum off your dope when u gon transport it in a van to a dealer who gon stay either in Blaine County if you are in LS or in south LS if you are in Blaine County so there gon be a bit of a way too make as a challenge. These drug transports gon bring the most money.

For clothes there gon be these type of new clothes :

 

 

Also there will be new options for the snacks first the toothpick

 

 

And second of all the blunt filled with weed

 

 

For cars there just gon be one new car as we already got alot of cars.

 

New weapons are going to be : Brass Knuckles

 

And also a new pistol with a drum the Glock.

 

 

Thats it let me know what yall think about the new update and maybe yall can put in some suggestions for rockstar.

 

[Nico]

^That thing reminded me of a spammer called theybecallinmeblaze which created a masterpiece of a concept named GTA GANGZTA STORIES. But he was banned and the thread was deleted.

[PhillBellic]

This Post;

 

f*cking A right i have amazing writing skills,the best you could ever see

 

 

Alright guys keep it secret,i don't want to be kicked again just because of some truthful words about gays

Next minute, Busted!

[The Dedito Gae]

I don't know what's funnier, the moronic post in so many levels or his username.

[Andreaz1]

Part 2:

 

 

Strange logic. Let's keep it a secret even if any moderator can simply see everyone's posts. How stupid can one be? Go away. You were banned for a reason the first time.

Maybe he didn't you were that fast,and also he was going to delete the comment after the right people have seen it

 

 

Come one moderator,easy on me,that was a week ago,i have changed i swear i will never say anything that seems to be bad to gay people again

 

Give me a chance pls or i will make some calls

 

 

 

 

No need to kick me again,i can easily make another one in few mintues

 

Let's see how long this goes on for. IE how many accounts can he be bothered making?

Edited July 4, 2015 by Andreaz1

[The Dedito Gae]

ok, that was funnier.

[ten-a-penny]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/806899-27k-insurance-so-whats-next/page-1

LMFAO this thread worth every Facepalm and laugh.

[Affalterbach]

2) Many years ago a guy pulled a pistol in my face and without thinking I beat him so badly he was laying on the ground crying and begging me to stop.

 

Once i held a gun against a guy's face and got owned, i told him to stop many times and ended up crying.

Edited July 9, 2015 by /////AMG

[unbid]

Mini is owned by vw not bmw

As a car guy, this kicks my OCD very hard.

[mr quick]

 

Mini is owned by vw not bmw

As a car guy, this kicks my OCD very hard.

 

In what way? How, specifically, is your diagnosis?

[unbid]

In what way? How, specifically, is your diagnosis?

Simple; every time someone makes mistake on automotive knowledge, I have an urge to correct him/her.

 

I'm too nice for a person, am I?

[mr quick]

 

In what way? How, specifically, is your diagnosis?

Simple; every time someone makes mistake on automotive knowledge, I have an urge to correct him/her.

 

I'm too nice for a person, am I?

 

And that constitutes having an obsessive-compulsive disorder?

[epoxi]

Man can I request a nude mod for female multiplayer?

I managed to edit the character appearance to go topless and got those valentine's lower pantyhose with a trainer mod. But the topless model has those blue oval nippels, and the valentine's lowers witch are three:

one is full,

the second is a short lacy,

an the third is a almost g string bikini but the skin on the legs are darker for some reason

These can be edited to look naked because the model has a nice looking ass-legs mesh, not loke those ugly grandma bikini ones.

And the whole topic really.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/799005-requesting-a-nude-online-female-multiplayer-mode/

[Eram]

 

 

Tell your parents something like, "I was born when I fvcked your mom." After hearing something so mind-boggling and vulgar, they'll see that you're more than ready for the world of GTA.

 

Not a bad suggestion... Also OP, if you want to play GTA but can't try coming on sexually to your mother. You'll be JUST like Trevor!

 

Keep flirting and trying to have intercourse with your mother till she caves in and lets you play GTA.

 

Try jacking off to some pictures of her infront of her,

And after this, stick your hand up her Batcave and pull out your baby brother so he can play GTA too.

[Taylor]

I love how every topic somehow leads to a comparison with black people. It's even more common than Godwin's law.

 

Edited July 11, 2015 by Taylor

[mr quick]

 

I love how every topic somehow leads to a comparison with black people. It's even more common than Godwin's law.

 

 

 

I also thought that was a really stupid post, as a20 decided that it was about black people in stead of me making an easy to understand comparison that would be universally agreed upon.

[epoxi]

i've been playing alone on PS3 in freeroam lobby,the problem i have is when a stranger get in your car while doing mission,i felt awkward,is like you letting strangers f*ck with your girlfriend

http://gtaforums.com/topic/807558-do-i-have-a-problem/?p=1067727596

[The Dedito Gae]

I've never had a girlfriend not do what I told her to do. Don't attack me because you mofos are emasculated. It's not a wonder women walk all over chumps like you.

See bro, this is your main issue. She does not respect you as the man, the leader of the home, and it's simply a money issue. If you made more money than she does than she would not be talking disrespectfully to you. Do understand, women (not all) are very materialistic creatures, always looking for the man who can provide them with the most. Unfortunately you can not do that, so telling her what a great guy you are and how hard you are trying is falling on deaf ears. I'd suggest you move on. I also think you were too kind to her in your relationship. Typically when a man is too nice to a female, again, she will not respect that. Women wish to be treated fairly, but they also want to know that their partner is a real man. Not a little boy that they can have their way with. Don't EVER cry in front of your gf, or anybody for that matter. It only makes you look like a bigger pity case and will make her lose more respect for you. If you want to drive her insane, don't say sh*t to her. Just do what you do and treat her as if she isn't important to you. She is using the money angle to emasculate you so don't fall into it. Just know you are a strong male and you CAN take back the reigns if you really want to.

 

(let the insults, name calling, and general trolling continue)

Is not like i need your permission to insult you, but ok.

 

My favorite reply to that mountain of bullsh*t:

 

You seem like a petulant and insufferable person to be around. I am truly sorry for any woman who has been ingrained by this culture to follow the orders of someone like you and potentially destroy their self-esteem in the process just to make you feel like you're cool or w/e

All coming from a thread that was already laughable to begin with. Edited July 12, 2015 by Midnight Hitman

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

All coming from a thread that was already laughable to begin with.

I'm going to nominate that thread for the Best 2015

 

Edit: It won't let me delete the other parts of the quote

Edited July 13, 2015 by Troubadour

[tuff_luv_capo]

I'm gonna be the one to say that there is a lot of truth in what he was saying, however there is also a lot of gray areas. Yes a woman does respect a more assertive, providing man, (and yes even when they claim not to be, most women are materialistic in one way or another) however "doing everything I tell them to do" screams emotionally abusive and "never cry in front of a girl" is just plain wrong. There are plenty of ways to show strength besides "not crying bro".

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Karma's a Bitch ain't it?

[sivispacem]

Lol

 

most women are materialistic in one way or another

No, most humans are materialistic in one way or another. Don't pretend it has anything to do with gender.

[Aqua97]

We were doing Criminal Mastermind, finished Series A yesterday & wanted to do Pacific Standard today. We were waiting like two hours for our 4th guy, so i phoned him, and guess what? His dad says he died in a car crash today. The thing is, you can't finish CMM unless you play it as a whole with the same team. What am i supposed to do now? Find another guy & do it all over again?

Really? A poor guy has just lost his life and all he cares about is a video game objective. Some people in this world...

Edited July 13, 2015 by Aqua97

[The Dedito Gae]

I'm gonna be the one to say that there is a lot of truth in what he was saying, however there is also a lot of gray areas..

lolno

The guy is just trying to sound badass by trying hard and using sexist generalizations.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Do people really think American Alpha is serious? I think he's been trolling us all along.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Do people really think American Alpha is serious? I think he's been trolling us all along.

The sad thing is i actually think he is really like that in real life something in his life is so bad he feels the need to act all bravo on an internet forum full of strangers.

 

We were doing Criminal Mastermind, finished Series A yesterday & wanted to do Pacific Standard today. We were waiting like two hours for our 4th guy, so i phoned him, and guess what? His dad says he died in a car crash today. The thing is, you can't finish CMM unless you play it as a whole with the same team. What am i supposed to do now? Find another guy & do it all over again?

Really? A poor guy has just lost his life and all he cares about is a video game objective. Some people in this world...

 

What thread is that from?

[Aqua97]

 

Do people really think American Alpha is serious? I think he's been trolling us all along.

The sad thing is i actually think he is really like that in real life something in his life is so bad he feels the need to act all bravo on an internet forum full of strangers.

 

We were doing Criminal Mastermind, finished Series A yesterday & wanted to do Pacific Standard today. We were waiting like two hours for our 4th guy, so i phoned him, and guess what? His dad says he died in a car crash today. The thing is, you can't finish CMM unless you play it as a whole with the same team. What am i supposed to do now? Find another guy & do it all over again?

Really? A poor guy has just lost his life and all he cares about is a video game objective. Some people in this world...

 

What thread is that from?

From the heist failure stories in the GTA online section.

[tuff_luv_capo]

Lol

 

 

most women are materialistic in one way or another

No, most humans are materialistic in one way or another. Don't pretend it has anything to do with gender.

Women are humans. We were talking about women, there was no reason to say men were.