Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[AlienTwo]

I would have to disagree with the "hard working" part... as a former slinger of the sh*t, it's the easiest job I've ever had.

[Jonesizzle]

I would have to disagree with the "hard working" part... as a former slinger of the sh*t, it's the easiest job I've ever had.

I mean't hard-working in their regular job. Selling weed is easy as making a hot pocket, if you have clientele.

[epoxi]

There will be a big disparity in what a drug dealer is like depending on the drug they sell. Of course your neighbourhood weed dealer will be friendly and sensible because they sell a recreational drug where their sales depend on their customer service.

 

On the other hand a crack dealer will tend to be much more hardened and less amicable as they are selling a highly addictive drug. Customers will come to them regardless of the quality of their service, but those same customers have nothing to lose and can rob you or scam you. Similarly to sell you have to be out in the open, at the mercy of police, stick-up kids and rival dealers, meaning you must operate with strict controls and have a great suspicion of others.

 

Edit: That is not to say weed isn't addictive, but if I had the choice of being in a room with a stoner or a crack addict, I know which one I'd choose.

Edited December 17, 2014 by epoxi

[Payne Killer]

People's profiles are always an interesting read.

 

 

Cheers!

[LightningLord]

Why cant you guys just say ski mask? What is a baclava? Are you luchedors or something?

[RavingWithJesus]

Alcohol is a wonderful thing

 

yes it is.

[PhillBellic]

Another gem;

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/755593-3-cute-pics/

 

What a fu*k???!

[Dottie]

Another gem;

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/755593-3-cute-pics/

 

What a fu*k???!

WTF indeed

my vote for Thread of the year

[PhillBellic]

I'm probably stretching the premise of this topic here, but the OP of this topic is worth a mention (several to be honest );

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/739350-grand-theft-auto-vice-city-nights-concept/

 

It is 'Quotable Notables @ GTAF' Gold!

 

 

 

Another gem;

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/755593-3-cute-pics/

 

What a fu*k???!

WTF indeed

my vote for Thread of the year

 

 

I'd vote for the topic I have quoted myself in. Please see above.

 

[Officer620]

Agreed Phil, the Vice City Nights thread takes the cake!

 

 

Just another day in the Online section:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can we hold hands?

Only if you promise to never let go.

I miss the way your hair smells when we cuddle after a walk in the rain

The way you look every time I say goodbye makes it so hard for me to walk away from you.

I've saved every tear you've shed, I drip them into my eyes just to feel close to you again

Your eyes are so expressive and beautiful I can’t help but get lost in them.

I wait at least 3 days to shower after I've been inside you, just to savor your resistanceYour voice is more soothing than Morgan Freeman's.I miss playing "no means yes"' with you, I just wanna watch you danceLast night I had the hiccups, and the only thing that comforted me to sleep was repeating your name over and over.

 

Cheers!

Edited December 20, 2014 by Officer620

[PhillBellic]

Another gem;

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/755593-3-cute-pics/

 

What a fu*k???!

This bizarre topic is now deleted.

[SpeederX96]

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/755158-dinka-jester-race-car-appreciation/

[PhillBellic]

You must be willing to play with Waddy's rubber ducky in his bath tub with him. At least that's how I became a forum leader. Needless to say I had a jaded opinion on rubber duckies afterwards.

No comment.

 

 

I lied.

 

 

 

Umm, Miami? WTF?

 

[thatguy718]

 

You must be willing to play with Waddy's rubber ducky in his bath tub with him. At least that's how I became a forum leader. Needless to say I had a jaded opinion on rubber duckies afterwards.

No comment.

 

 

I lied.

 

 

 

Umm, Miami? WTF?

 

 

Just typical GTAForums being GTAForums. Could say the entire forums is a quotable notable.

 

Anyway, the top 2 most useful responses of 2014:

 

 

 

 

 

Does plastic bio-degrade or not?

 

I'm always hear conflicting answers everywhere I swear, some say it does eventually, some say it never does, others say it'll take over 500 years. Does it degrade fully when it's burned?

 

Does anyone really have a straight answer??

Burning plastic works but it releases toxic fumes. They do also photo-degrade in the presence of sunlight (it breaks the linkages between the monomer units).

 

Polyethylene bags consist of nothing but hydrocarbons and thus produce only carbon dioxide and water when burned. They are getting more and more common, at least here I think. The hospital where I used to work only uses them.

 

Ship it all to Mars!

 

 

We may need Mars one day... fly it into the sun instead.

At least this guy had the right idea.

 

 

 

We may need Mars one day... fly it into the sun instead.

I have to say Alien you do a good job at answer people questions...well done and keep it up

 

[Finn 7 five 11]

An in-depth convo about auto-felliato, but this guy has more important grievances to voice...

 

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

 

I say that because I do not want to celebrate Christ.

 

What, dickweed? I hate all things christian. I just want the consumerism.

 

 

 

 

What, dickweed? I hate all things christian. I just want the consumerism.

I'm a dickweed because you made a stupid f*ck up? Well done... You've managed to become more idiotic than the GTA V and GTA O sections combined.

 

[RavingWithJesus]

WTF is this cherry flavored condom on my head?

[PhillBellic]

More maro_hannover classics (bolded for emphasis);

 

EDIT: I DID NOT UNDERSTAND CORRECTLY. THIS POST OF MINE IS POINTLESS

Silent You're The Biggest Racist in World History.

if i don't understand please excuse me,if i understand correctly then -- this is shdn but it uses natives. so i think it may help

because in c#

Native.Function.Call("EXAMPLE_NATIVE",param)

and C++

NATIVE_EXAMPLE_NATIVE(param)

here is the link

http://gtaxscripting.blogspot.com/2013/03/tut-iv-detecting-targets-peds-vehicles.html

 

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I just farted

 

Had Taco Bell earlier

 

>>>>>now checking pants to see if wet

 

*nope*

 

dry as a button

 

carry on my wayward son...

 

 

[ten-a-penny]

Care to tell us where did you got that masterpiece Sting?

[Ducard]

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

I bet that was quickly locked.... He really tried to be funny by using a misleading thread title

[Spaghetti Cat]

^^Wanted to pick up that PS4 bundle for 41,490 but left the /-* at home

[Nick1020]

This thread

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/757331-walrus-mating-rituals/?do=findComment&comment=1066717397

 

Why Voodoo why?!?!?

Edited December 27, 2014 by Nick1020

[ten-a-penny]

This thread

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/757331-walrus-mating-rituals/?do=findComment&comment=1066717397

 

Why Voodoo why?!?!?

At least I learned something there.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

So first thing's on this topic I don't want to see bullsh*t answers like, "You shouldn't be playing this game" or "Your parents made the right dicision".

 

I'm 13 years old. I allready play games such as Battlefield 4, COD Ghosts and AW, Payday 1&2, and CS:GO among others.

 

The main reasons my mom doesn't want me playing this game: So for some reason she has heard some pretty odd stuff about this game, I know GTA's rep but here is what she fears, rape, hookers, killing civies, killing cops and running over nuns and killing old people. Go figure.

 

Anyway I want you guys to let me know what you think I should do to let me play GTA V. Thanks

 

 

The entire thread is still going on at http://gtaforums.com/topic/757689-convince-my-parents-to-let-me-play-grand-theft-auto-v/

 

I cannot stop laughing at the fury of the squeaker!

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Alright, I need your guys' assessment of a situation and how I handled it. It's a long story, so I have broken it up into parts. I'm kind of busy so I won't be able to post the next part for some time. Please bare with me, I try to be as detailed as possible.

 

A couple of days ago I downloaded this dating game app and I've been having a hard time.. connecting I guess. This is a girl I started playing with yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

She's cute and she's from my area, but her average word is only 8pts so I figure she's a little ditsy. I like to win games, but on a dating app like this I figure its best to let the girl win, right? Well let's not get ahead of ourselves. So I send her an invite to start the game, and I try to play coy by using the word CUTE. A couple of hours go by and she doesn't take her turn, so I start getting antsy. I always set my sights high- I knew I should have played with someone a little less intimidating. Already my feelings were involved and we hadn't even initiated a real game yet. I send her a message saying, "On you lol :p". Cheeky, but that's me. And I want to be genuine.

 

A few hours later I get a notification while I'm in the movies so I rush out to the lobby. I open the app and see her gorgeous avatar; Her eyes, her hair, she's perfect. I bet she's on the app because he boyfriend's a douche with a camaro. She probably sneaks away any chance she gets to find an adventurous, smart guy like me.

 

Anyways, I open our game and see she's played the word KITE on my CUTE. I'm a little confused but whatever, at least she played. I think for a minute, cuz I don't want to be too hasty. What's the appropriate amount of time to play back with a girl you've just met? I could wait a few hours, but then I remembered: I'm trying to be genuine. No games. I decided on going all in and playing KISS on her K. I cringed as soon as I sent it- that was definitely a mistake. I tried to hard close the app to prevent the move from being made but it was too late. My KISS was on the way. God knows what she'd think when she opened it.

 

I thought about sending another message, but she never really replied to my last one so it would come off kind of desperate. I wanted to be genuine, but I also knew the laws of attraction. I went back into the movies, not even realizing how long I had been out there. The dragon was already dead. I check the time- It was like 20 minutes into the freaking movie, how the hell are they going to make two hours out of this now? I missed the only part I cared about. I was pissed.

 

The rest of the day I stared at my phone, pulling it out of my pocket in case I hadn't felt the vibration. But it wasn't until around 10 that night that I got that sweet little buzz and a melody of chimes. "Sophia has taken her turn". I got butterflies as I swiped the app open.

 

For a moment I was in pure ecstasy. Until I saw her move. Sophia swapped 4 tiles. I threw my phone at my dresser and went to bed angry. I didn't even take my turn.

 

This morning I woke up and scrolled through facebook as I ate my cereal, like I do every morning. Same sh*t. Chris so and so got engaged. Kelly so and so is ready for this baby any minute now. Kerry has invited you to play Game of War. Bored and figuring it couldn't hurt, I opened up the weird dating app and decided to take my turn. I don't understand why these things can't be more direct. What is wrong with talking to a girl one on one? What ever happened to getting to know someone?

 

I scrolled through my letters, seeing what I had to work with. A Q, of course, an H, two Rs, a P, an E, and an A. Two can play at this game. I swapped the Rs and the H, and hit submit. Nothing attracts a girl more than indifference.

 

As I pocketed the phone, something happened that had never happened before: my phone buzzed again. I knew it! She couldn't handle the pressure. She had to see what I would say next. I had forced her hand.

 

I left the cereal on the table and ran to the bathroom. It was time for me to take a better picture for my profile. After a few hundred burst shots, I was able to find the one angle of my face that wasn't terrible. As I submitted it for review, I turned to our game to see what she had played. When I saw it, I almost dropped my phone in the toilet.

 

Sophie has played SEX for 99 points.

 

My face went flush. I couldn't feel my hands. Not only did she play SEX off of my KISS, she played it on a triple word tile! She was into me for sure!

 

Nervously, as this is the farthest I had ever been with a girl before, I weighed my options. I could play hard to get and ignore the subject at hand, or I could wear my heart on my sleeve. It was the most difficult choice I had ever made. I sat in the bathroom for a full hour before I made up my mind. "This is it," I said. "This is the girl I update my relationship status with."

 

Today, at 3 o'clock PM, I played LOVE.

 

(to be continued...)

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/757765-advice-with-girlfriends-part-1/

[mr quick]

That guy cannot possibly be for real.

[Uncle Sikee Atric]

That guy cannot possibly be for real.

 

Something is telling me he will be in the situation where the 's' is taken off her 99 point word.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

There was this loner girl at middle school who everyone used to insult, ignore, hate and all that (including me)

But now I'm kinda fantasizing about her, I want her to do stuff to me, if you know what I mean. I jerk off to her a lot now I don't know why.