Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Ai®a©ob®a]

He's gonna come back so a small victory for GTAForums and justice for SugarFreeNos!!!

I looked at his Twitter and i noticed he posted a link to his second channel so he's already back but i'm not going to post his channel here.

[Nick1020]

 

 

He's gonna come back so a small victory for GTAForums and justice for SugarFreeNos!!!

I looked at his Twitter and i noticed he posted a link to his second channel so he's already back but i'm not going to post his channel here.No I ment his main channel coming back. What I here it was a mistake or something.

 

Edit: PM to avoid going off track if you're interested.

Edited December 13, 2014 by Nick1020

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

 

what is bz gas ? Dont we already have this ?

i guess u went in loud and dumb in the campaign

 

I actually did it 3 times, so ... Shut the f*ck up !

 

why u heff to be mad

 

GTAO section in a nutshell.

 

Edited December 13, 2014 by LightningLord411

[Smith John]

Can't remember if this has been posted in here before, but incase it hasn't, got this from that mock wiki GTAF thing:

 

Helo! I'am not poster freqently heare, and english it not verry strong for me, but I want know when in GTA 4 the juice freeze?

The scope of the gun doesn't stay behind the silence!

 

I try explaining:

 

 

In entirely be to at settling facility to shoot the man with sniper. Fruit two watch men you seven share. Needed as or is enough points in time. Miles at smart no many whole when the car is stop.. Extremely depending th shootinge time gentleman improving intention rapturous has of Nikko.

 

Uneasy barton seeing remark happen his has. Am possible offering at contempt my distance stronger than rifle i have.. Attachment of the scope between AK and RPG? Can be possible?

 

Be very sorry for mine englsih. sad.gif

http://gtaforums.com/topic/405548-when-can-the-juice-freeze/

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Can't remember if this has been posted in here before, but incase it hasn't, got this from that mock wiki GTAF thing:

 

Helo! I'am not poster freqently heare, and english it not verry strong for me, but I want know when in GTA 4 the juice freeze?

The scope of the gun doesn't stay behind the silence!

 

I try explaining:

 

 

In entirely be to at settling facility to shoot the man with sniper. Fruit two watch men you seven share. Needed as or is enough points in time. Miles at smart no many whole when the car is stop.. Extremely depending th shootinge time gentleman improving intention rapturous has of Nikko.

 

Uneasy barton seeing remark happen his has. Am possible offering at contempt my distance stronger than rifle i have.. Attachment of the scope between AK and RPG? Can be possible?

 

Be very sorry for mine englsih. sad.gif

http://gtaforums.com/topic/405548-when-can-the-juice-freeze/

 

Although funny it's kind of mean to make fun of someone who English isn't their first tongue but it's funny listening to them try and explain something in english.

[Dottie]

^^ That was sad....

i could not keep a straight face reading that post

[Smith John]

Here's another one from the same dude from the same thread.

 

The whole thread is hilarious as f*ck!

 

Her interior contest remarks mission of guys explodes below the lights in house with pipes. Mission of guys explodes charges scope of sniper of Nikko. Has to shoot near scope of sniper puts the inhabited theft of place. How can scope of sniper juice the freeze? Mission of guys explodes chalks around Scope of sniper. Why can't Scope of sniper rate this mechanic?

 

Cant go above this mission!

 

I now you put troubles to understand englsih... sad.gif No english is very good in Algeria sad.gif

Seriously though, 2009's Google translate failed this fine man on a frightening scale.

[Mr. Scratch]

 

Before this gem likely disappears:

 

Too many women in America are fat! I blame psychiatry for giving people meds that cause weight gain. Psychiatrists are weird people! I think most of them are fat women lovers or gay. There is also the modern Western lifestyle. American women can you please stop being fat?

 

 

Stop being fat, simplez. Now I want some advice on depression from him.

 

"Stop being sad, k?"

[LightningLord]

 

You have to answer some random question about GTA, that even a hardcore GTA player wouldn't know.

My question about GTA was what game is officer tenpenny in?

 

I don't think you belong here...

 

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Congrats to the OP of this post he is most likely the most successful troll in the Online Section...

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/754291-favor/

[LightningLord]

 

Used to feel awesome with an exclusive gold .50 pistol

 

But now everyone got one

 

Only CE item I ever felt worth bragging about, everything else, nah.

that's a disgusting woman, licking a pistol, wtf is she thinking, it has a sh*tton of germs, it's NOT sexy, it's disgusting

 

Edited December 14, 2014 by LightningLord411

[§†range]

Congrats to the OP of this post he is most likely the most successful troll in the Online Section...

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/754291-favor/

After thinking about this from you posting it. I think this guy may have thieved someone's PS4 and is fishing for info if it can be traced or not. IDK.

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

^^ That was sad....

i could not keep a straight face reading that post

me too it was funny lol Edited December 15, 2014 by Marc30499

[LightningLord]

A few hostages and this is world news. what is next, headlines of hobo's farting?

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

 

[Gay Tony]

someone posted this in the bitch & moan thread.

 

that moment when you load into a gta online session........... brings music to my ears.

 

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

 

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

 

I thought I lost my flashlight again and I was depressed. And then I found it again and now I'm happy

Wrong vowel there, buddy.

 

[Is this The Guy?]

someone posted this in the bitch & moan thread.

 

that moment when you load into a gta online session........... brings music to my ears.

 

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

 

 

That is awesome lol. Could turn this into my ringtone.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

someone posted this in the bitch & moan thread.

 

that moment when you load into a gta online session........... brings music to my ears.

 

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

 

Gunshots? Are you sure this is the right file? I was expecting 2 minutes of children shouting expletives into the game chat.

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

 

 

someone posted this in the bitch & moan thread.

 

that moment when you load into a gta online session........... brings music to my ears.

 

 

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

Gunshots? Are you sure this is the right file? I was expecting 2 minutes of children shouting expletives into the game chat.I was expecting that too

[Nick1020]

 

 

 

someone posted this in the bitch & moan thread.

 

that moment when you load into a gta online session........... brings music to my ears.

 

 

First thing you hear when you join a new GTAOnline session with 16/30 players .

Gunshots? Are you sure this is the right file? I was expecting 2 minutes of children shouting expletives into the game chat.I was expecting that tooBiggest plot twist Edited December 17, 2014 by Nick1020

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I was looking at some old threads and found this: http://gtaforums.com/topic/506274-life/page-3?do=findComment&comment=1061214128

Jesus Christ, idiocy was a real epidemic on this forum even back then. Just look at the ignoramus rants about disorders and syndromes. God people are stupid.

Edited December 17, 2014 by Sting4S

[epoxi]

I don't think 2012 constitutes 'back then.' This however does.

 

Rule of thumb: if the people's signatures still work and the links aren't broken, it's not an old thread.

Edited December 17, 2014 by epoxi

[Officer620]

People's profiles are always an interesting read.

 

 

Cheers!

[SpeederX96]

What motivates giantsgiants to make cars look like fruity pebbles cereal? Anyone who knows him better: is he just trolling or does he genuinely think his color choices are beautiful?

[Dottie]

People's profiles are always an interesting read.

 

 

 

[maxpaynefan profile]

Cheers!

at least he's honest

[Nick1020]

 

 

People's profiles are always an interesting read.

 

 

 

[maxpaynefan profile]

Cheers!

at least he's honest Something that's rare on the internet.

[Jonesizzle]

 

 

 

 

Drug dealers are not really the big bad evil people government and media will have you believe. A lot of them are, but ...

You've obviously never purchased drugs.

Point I make is that dealing doesn't make you evil.

 

You really sound like you know a lot about drugs, please tell us more about drugs and how much you know about them, and please also include how in touch with the drug dealer life style you are. Thanks!

I can't tell if this is sarcasm, or you being a bitch, so...

 

Drug dealers aren't the big bad wolves most people think, they're not all like Tuco Salamanca or Antonio Montana. Only drug dealers I've personally dealt with are the ones who sell bud and pills, and all of them are laid back, hard-working gentlemen who make a quick buck slangin' around illegal drugs, while working a regular job+paying uncle sam. I'm not defending all dealers, but the ones I've dealt with were easy to deal with and stayed out of trouble.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Is that part of the quote or did you just post that to throw your social commentary in?

[Jonesizzle]

Social commentary. I clicked on this thread and it sent me 5 pages back to that discussion.

 

Sorry for the randomness in that.