Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Detective Phelps]

 

Forget peaceful protests and rioting. What they should do is boycott white businesses for more than a year. Starve them out. Replace them with Black business owners. Encourage Blacks to become police officers in their community.That is if they were actually disciplined enough to do so.

 

Because creating more racial divide totally is the way forward, screw cooperation, screw common sense. You remind me an awful lot of a previously banned member, the one who had the brilliant idea of a "Black Gucci". Your IP address corroborates this. Goodbye.

 

From this thread.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

 

Console Wars in a Nutshell:

 

"My plastic box is better than your plastic box. Plastic box master race."

Speaking of console wars...

 

 

Nintendo fanboys... I'll just leave it at that.

You mind shedding some light on that?

They were behind 9/11. I thought everyone knew this...

http://gtaforums.com/topic/264619-grumpy-old-forumers/

[Cebra]

Damn

Now i have the doubt what this guy said that was so controversial

Banned?!

 

RIP Bruce Campbell.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Hey don't does the king of grand theft auto news you should be ashamed... This thread is not for the taken sorry little boys

 

 

Domislive has been right on over half his predictions but ill let you know has a famous youtuber over 30,000 subscribers and counting. He has let me know that he has made fake dlc videos... to gain hype of course I have also.. has he has a deal with rockstar north. There you know the truth about dominik ovaul.

 

[Nick1020]

 

 

Good to know that R* has a quite bad taste in customization. Either that or its completely random customization.

Either that or they hired GiantsGiants to design these atrocities. Seriously, some of these cars can compete with Giants' cars for the overall worst custom cars ever.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/749782-modded-npc-vehicles-lets-see-them/page-6

 

So Giantsgiants is a thing.

[Tali vas Normandy]

Why astronauts are not landing on the Sun when it's night time when temperatures are normal?

maybe my sarcasm detector was off.......

[JOEsAGGRESSIVE]

Thought I'd add something to this thread.

 

"I've removed your medal because we only give medals to people in the OGA." @Kirsty

-source http://gtaforums.com/topic/715591-have-a-question-v3/?p=1066567659

[Franceska]

Dem corrupt mods are going too far. Am I rite?

 

 

 

Seriously though. Calm down. You are making this whole thing the biggest issue that exists.

Edited November 28, 2014 by Franceska

[Flachbau]

What? You ought to love yourself, its a good thing. Most people love themselves above everything, even if they dont want to accept it.

 

Think about it this way, when you masturbate, you make love with the person you love the most.

 

^ Eh, what the f*ck?

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/741352-travel-back-in-time-give-your-5-year-old-self-one-piece-of-advice

[Xyn]

Thought I'd add something to this thread.

 

"I've removed your medal because we only give medals to people in the OGA." @Kirsty

-source http://gtaforums.com/topic/715591-have-a-question-v3/?p=1066567659

 

Your medal was a custom joke medal...you can't really demand what you didn't earn.

[Nick1020]

But i hope you'll ignore my advice for 5 minutes and send us a sexy picture i wanna see a picture of the man who can stick a toaster up his ass that's impressive

Troubadour makes me laugh sometimes. Edited December 1, 2014 by Nick1020

[Detective Phelps]

 

We all know this cutie pie over here now don't we? A sweet, honest, caring loving canadian man who works hard and is very loyal. But what he is is far from what I am going to ask, it's not about who he is, it's about what he's done. I've been recently thinking and we all know Trevor particularly is not very fond of having mother and f*ck and it's derivatives in a single word, infact he goes quite ballistic if that word ever happens to slip out of your mouth.

 

So I've been thinking; Did Trevor f*ck his mom? Constantly through the story we can see Trevor doesn't give a flying sh*t if he get's insulted or not, however motherf*cker is his berserk button and whenever it's brought up he says ''it's not f*cking if you do not legally penetrate'', he even lectures Wade about respecting women and asking him if he has a mother when he calls Ashley a bitch. I don't know you guys but something in the story heavily implies Trevor had an intercourse with his own mother and feels guilt and sometimes anger.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/751974-did-trevor/

[REVENGE777]

 

 

 

 

Franklin got chop out here suckin dick? Lol

sh*t must be kinda "ruff" on the streets...

 

The context is needed for this one, LOL.

Wow lol I didn't even know people actually saw my posts, much less acknowledged them lol...

That name of the topic was "how to get chop to turn tricks?"

The OP was asking about how to Make chop perform tricks, but preformimg tricks and turning tricks are 2 totally different things...

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

 

I WANT TO BE SKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY. But every time I try I fail </3

You look perfect tbh..... trust me.

 

How can I trust someone who has the word butt in their username!? :'(

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

just swap places with me, as much as i eat and sit around all day i gain absolutely nothing

TELL ME YOUR SECRET.

 

He has a TV up his butt that's why he weighs less than Mr Toasterbutt

 

my feelings during troubadour's presence are uneasy

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

He has a TV up his butt that's why he weighs less than Mr Toasterbutt

That doesn't make f*ckin' sense. TV's weigh less toasters.

Sorry for multiple posts. I really am. Didn't mean to. I just found too many things that I thought were funny. Please don't get mad at me.

 

Edited December 3, 2014 by LightningLord411

[Franceska]

Why did you quote yourself in the last? Lol

[Shaundi.]

 

I want girls to see my dick, so yes.

So are you to give them complementary magnifying glasses whenever they go to the toilet?

[sivispacem]

I think my depleted alcohol and kebab dirty bombs are much deadlier.

[Detective Phelps]

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/752276-petition-against-target-selling-gtav/

[Strange Town]

 

 

Its not even out yet

yeah well we have a blista compact appreciation thread

2 wrongs dont make a right

 

Bravo, sir.

[Xyn]

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

The desperation in the OP is astonishing.

 

Best response to the thread IMO

 

From here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/752556-looking-for-single-ladies-to-play-with/?do=findComment&comment=1066600520

Edited December 4, 2014 by Marc30499

[PhillBellic]

The following quote made me laugh.

 

my gtx 980's are getting blue balls waiting for this game......

 

[SpeederX96]

This thread

 

"How do i unf*ck my guys face."

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/686433-how-do-i-unfck-my-guys-face/

[PhillBellic]

I'm probably stretching the premise of this topic here, but the OP of this topic is worth a mention (several to be honest );

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/739350-grand-theft-auto-vice-city-nights-concept/

 

It is 'Quotable Notables @ GTAF' Gold!

[Panz]

Global warming is a fraud. Before global warming they called it "Global Cooling" but when it started to get hot and couldn't keep calling it that they changed it to "global warmnig". Now that they are losing the claim of global warming they are going to start calling it "Climate Change". That is the only thing that is true, because the climate will always change. Gore is a billionare for the money he makes off the regulations and taxes. How does giving him money fix anything. Humans can live more responsible and take care of the planet, but we are not causing any harm on a global level. Scientist are proving everyday that global warming is a hoax and is a cash cow. You won't here the term Global warming by those who are pushing it anymore. They will refer to it as climate change and when you hear that, you will know it is a fruad.

[dudclub55]

I'm probably stretching the premise of this topic here, but the OP of this topic is worth a mention (several to be honest );

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/739350-grand-theft-auto-vice-city-nights-concept/

 

It is 'Quotable Notables @ GTAF' Gold!

 

Lmao this is absolute GOLD. 10/10 best thread ever.

Thanks for sharing.

Edited December 8, 2014 by frankenstein107

[SpeederX96]

I'm probably stretching the premise of this topic here, but the OP of this topic is worth a mention (several to be honest );

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/739350-grand-theft-auto-vice-city-nights-concept/

 

It is 'Quotable Notables @ GTAF' Gold!

Lol that list of radio stations.

[ten-a-penny]

Good thing you banned that guy's ass.