Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Voodoo]

What the hell am I reading? Next off topic rant gets a lengthy temp.

[Is this The Guy?]

If u have more then 15 cars you have issues!!!!!!!!

I have 6 cars & two bikes thats all you need

 

 

So, who in here has "issues"?

[AboveAndBeyoncé]

Did Rockstar forget to push the monthly update button?

The best response to not getting an update in September....

From the speculation thread

Edited October 1, 2014 by Marc30499

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

Did Rockstar forget to push the monthly update button?

The best response to not getting an update in September....

From the speculation thread

 

Zeus always makes me chuckle with his witty comments

[Is this The Guy?]

I lol'd

 

 

 

 

Edited October 4, 2014 by Thisguyherenow

[Ezza.]

Ahh, back in the days before the Moderators became Moderators...

 

[The Harwood Bitcher]

yo prefiero hentai sobre pornografía.

(I prefer hentai over porn)

 

 

Yeahh, imagine her smiling at the sight of an octopus giving an enema to a chick with eyes big as a plate.....

[EphemeralStar]

To each their own bruh, to each their own.

[BS_BlackScout]

Never saw something so random...

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/684260-how-was-your-day/page-44?do=findComment&comment=1066252196

Edited October 5, 2014 by BlackScout

[Coin]

 

 

 

Yeahh, imagine her smiling at the sight of an octopus giving an enema to a chick with eyes big as a plate.....

 

 

You know, you say this as if it were a bad thing but imagination engaged and...

 

Edited October 5, 2014 by Insert-Coin-To-Continue

[The Harwood Bitcher]

You know, you say this as if it were a bad thing but imagination engaged and...

I'm not judging, in fact i love this Edited October 5, 2014 by The Harwood Bitcher

[Vehicles]

Is it wrong to quote myself?If not,

I will shove your swag right up your ass.

Nah I'm just kidding.

I instead will shove your swag right up your ass,pull it out and make you eat it.

From

http://gtaforums.com/topic/741373-first-gta-wag-meet-xbox-only-swag-allowed/page-2?do=findComment&comment=1066295712

[BitPieStudios]

Ah yessssss. The good ol' online forum...

My female avatar needs her dick sucked sometimes.

[PhillBellic]

Ahh, back in the days before the Moderators became Moderators...

 

What topic was that from? I want to LOL.

 

Cheers.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

Didn't even make it 15 minutes

[The Harwood Bitcher]

 

Didn't even make it 15 minutes

Because of this , my dear cobra

 

My ex, I just punch her in the f*cking face 1 year ago, haha what a f*cking bitch, I remember each punch in his body, I just throw all his clothes for cheating me, but she still loves me a lot, I like her but to punch her again, I can't wait if she got me again, she can't wake up again.

f*cking hateful moron, i want to kiss the mod that banned him

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Woooowize

I think that's gotta be a record too for the fastest ban of a Non-PBM unless they were and trolling

[LightningLord]

 

k

"iPhone 6 by Android"

 

Lol, I found this funny.

Edited October 14, 2014 by LightningLord411

[The Harwood Bitcher]

Exactly. Moderators are the definition of uncool.

Followed by this

 

Be careful or I might ban you again.

I laughed at this

[Drill Sergeant]

 

We will make sure Raavi is punished appropriately by increasing his daily number of lashings and by ensuring that he is only fed half a bowl of rice instead of a full bowl of rice a day for the next month.

 

Said by Ryan on here http://gtaforums.com/topic/741597-raavi-moderator-problems/

[Zondar]

 

 

We will make sure Raavi is punished appropriately by increasing his daily number of lashings and by ensuring that he is only fed half a bowl of rice instead of a full bowl of rice a day for the next month.

 

Said by Ryan on here http://gtaforums.com/topic/741597-raavi-moderator-problems/

Lol!

Beware of posters with wrasslin' avatars.

WWE worst American export since global unrest.

[BS_BlackScout]

Just happened:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/742519-waring-no-pc-test-beta/

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Just happened:

http://gtaforums.com/topic/742519-waring-no-pc-test-beta/

-snip-

You can only shake your head in amazement

[Naomi]

Still going strong I see. Well done. Cheers guys

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Still going strong I see. Well done. Cheers guys

As long as have we doinks on the forum this thread will last another 5 years

[Alpha Demigod]

 

Didn't even make it 15 minutes

Because of this , my dear cobra

 

My ex, I just punch her in the f*cking face 1 year ago, haha what a f*cking bitch, I remember each punch in his body, I just throw all his clothes for cheating me, but she still loves me a lot, I like her but to punch her again, I can't wait if she got me again, she can't wake up again.

f*cking hateful moron, i want to kiss the mod that banned him

 

 

1) Why does his ex keep changing genders?

 

2) Why exactly was he banned? Promoting violence, joking about murder, or making a nonsensical post about an ex that is both a man and woman and does weird things.

 

What is "Special Members" ?

 

Anyway,

 

this is from the thread on "Hatred"

 

 

 

"this should be rated E

cause he's killin everyone"

 

And another cracker from the same Biohazard

 

 

 

Doesn't seem like there's much of a story behind this game, either.

 

 

The story-writing is unrivaled.

 

Dude mad.

 

Dude kills.

 

End.

 

 

 

 

Another hilarious moment that genuinely made me LOL

 

 

 

White people should be made to apply for a licence before they're allowed to make and release music....

 

Edited October 20, 2014 by Dark Bordeus

[LightningLord]

thats eneugh big boy. get laid for once. god raavi u homo

 

Oh look, one of those people who makes an account to post something silly.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

thats eneugh big boy. get laid for once. god raavi u homo

 

Oh look, one of those people who makes an account to post something silly.

 

Post the link to the thread i'd like to see it.

[LightningLord]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thats eneugh big boy. get laid for once. god raavi u homo

 

 

Oh look, one of those people who makes an account to post something silly.

 

Post the link to the thread i'd like to see it.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/743421-raavi-no-more-d-ick-sucking/

 

 

Edit: from the same thread:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Look at all the blank replies!

Edited October 23, 2014 by LightningLord411

[LightningLord]

[WARNING: Major feels ahead]

 

 

 

 

Never closed a spoiler so fast in my life.