Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Affalterbach]

now you just have to find someone to f*ck you in the ass and your plan is complete?

I already pm'ed him but didnt get a reply back hahahah. Too bad i deleted it. Dilino if you still have it you can post it here. Its not funny or something but i might be the only one that pm'ed him lmfao.

[ten-a-penny]

inb4 banned by Voodoo

 

 

Sorry guys, couldn't resist.

[PhoGarrett]

 

now you just have to find someone to f*ck you in the ass and your plan is complete?

I already pm'ed him but didnt get a reply back hahahah. Too bad i deleted it. Dilino if you still have it you can post it here. Its not funny or something but i might be the only one that pm'ed him lmfao.

 

I didn't even see the post when you PM'ed me, I thought you were just talking about my fisto avatar.

[Voodoo]

See this?

 

 

Use that.

 

Now, back to quotes.

[ten-a-penny]

See this?

 

 

Use that.

 

Now, back to quotes.

Damn Voodoo. Change your freaking sig. I can't stop laughing.

 

 

 

Im looking at this piece of sh*t thread then looking at the OP's profile pic and signature and thinking to myself "if this is the type of crappy thread the OP is bringing to the table, its not wonder he's got a problem with the mods".

 

"Fight the bad moderators, look at my signature and join the fight" - LMAO, you're not an revolutionary fighting tyranny OP.

that was before i got lazy. now all i can do is complain about the game. ask me about heists

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/710103-everybodys-a-red-dot/

 

 

Scrolling through somebody's likes/posts/threads can result in a very funny posts.

[Vercetti42]

 

Bullying requires fear or humiliation to be forced to do or not an act.

Friendly compliance leading to an act resulting in humiliation and/or injury is a practical joke.

The the target is retarded would have no bearing.

 

An example of a bully on these forums would be a person who doesn't like another members post and uses language to humiliate the poster into either recanting or ceasing to post.

Stop posting you senile c*nt.

 

[Smith John]

Are you saying people in society today don't read newspapers or....

 

I'm not sure what you're getting at, but if it's anti-newspaper rhetoric then you can gtfo before I strike ye with a broadsheet then sodomise ye with a rolled up tabloid.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/682022-andolini-mafia-family/page-155

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

"I thought you were dead and betrayed me"
"hey let's go beat up this tv personality guy"

"now we're bffs"

 

omg gta v so realistic =))

 

From the storyline appreciation thread in the V section.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Damn Voodoo. Change your freaking sig. I can't stop laughing.

I know i just realized i sat here for a couple minutes just watching it and laughing like a retard.

 

I did a little bit of looking and i was able to find the original it's from the Ren & Stimpy show

Edited September 7, 2014 by AiraCobra

[ten-a-penny]

 

Damn Voodoo. Change your freaking sig. I can't stop laughing.

I know i just realized i sat here for a couple minutes just watching it and laughing like a retard.

 

I did a little bit of looking and i was able to find the original it's from the Ren & Stimpy show

 

A Maned Wolf's signature is worse. Not funny but can kill you from how cute it is.

<3

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

This has bothered me from day one. They have the system fully implemented online, but in SP, if you lose a car, it's gone. WTH?

 

Because you can always save.

 

Another laughable attempt to defend GTA V. I swear the fanboys get even more and more pathetic each day.

[make total destroy]

Nah, that's true even in the 3d era.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Nah, that's true even in the 3d era.

You missed the point.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

 

This is a lovely PM i got from some doink because he didn't like what i had to say in a thread where he asked for a map of where players spawn in GTAO..

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/736405-anyone-have-a-map-of-spawn-locations/

[TheGoodSgtScooter]

 

 

Sponsored by McDonalds 'Tis true.

[Is this The Guy?]

A favorite of mine

 

I wonder why there isnt a bad sport in single player. Whats the difference?

 

 

Also check the sig, quoted that the day it dropped and haven't changed it since lol

Edited September 8, 2014 by Thisguyherenow

[Shaundi.]

A gem from the O section

 

 

 

 

 

has anyone tried using it to annoy other players?

 

No because im not a f*cking asshole griefer scumbag piece of sh*t. Im a GOOD player. You clearly fall into the first category so enjoy being a piece of subhuman filth.

 

Well that escalated quickly.http://gtaforums.com/topic/735815-dubsta-6x6-underrated-griefing-tool/

 

Escalated too quickly

[Static]

So this kid sold me sone fake weed. I didnt have time to look at it when I bought it from him but, one I got home I realized i paid $60 for tea bag sh*t.

I'm really gonna kick his ass.

 

Somebody's never smoked before....

[make total destroy]

Sorry for the double-post, but..

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

 

 

Actual racism? I wasn't aware there were different kinds of racism. Ya learn something new everyday.

Actual racism is when the intent to harm verbally

I thought you couldn't harm verbally according to you?

 

I said intent to harm verbally. Like if I insulted you, intending you to be harmed verbally. Obviously it can't happen, but some people don't know that.

 

 

 

From that idiotic bullying thread created by either a troll or a complete retard.

[Detective Phelps]

 

remember to get out there today and kill some scum of islam.. 3 heads is recommended.

 

one is ok though.

 

if you live in california you are not safe.

 

the elimination continues

 

I would like to remind you that you are posting on a public forum, you are by no means anonymous, we don't take comments like that lightly. Local authorities will be contacted.

 

See you in 60 days.

 

From here.

[PhoGarrett]

 

STORY TARGET 13A: Suq Madiq

STORY TARGET 13B: Liqa Madiq

From here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/669186-san-andreas-hitmen/?p=1066164521

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

 

remember to get out there today and kill some scum of islam.. 3 heads is recommended.

 

one is ok though.

 

if you live in california you are not safe.

 

the elimination continues

 

I would like to remind you that you are posting on a public forum, you are by no means anonymous, we don't take comments like that lightly. Local authorities will be contacted.

 

See you in 60 days.

 

From here.

 

I love Raavi, no homo. He's the funniest mod without even trying to be funny.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

 

remember to get out there today and kill some scum of islam.. 3 heads is recommended.

 

one is ok though.

 

if you live in california you are not safe.

 

the elimination continues

 

I would like to remind you that you are posting on a public forum, you are by no means anonymous, we don't take comments like that lightly. Local authorities will be contacted.

 

See you in 60 days.

From here.

I love Raavi, no homo. He's the funniest mod without even trying to be funny.

With Voodoo a close second. Though as you said, there's a difference.

Raavi, just like you said, is funny without even trying to be. While Voodoo is also as funny as Raavi, but you can tell he's joking. You can sense his jokes.

[Voodoo]

You can sense his jokes.

I hope smell isn't the sense you're referring to.

[ten-a-penny]

 

You can sense his jokes.

I hope smell isn't the sense you're referring to.

 

I meant, at least for me, its easy to know when you're serious and when you're not.

[Mr. House]

I assure you, voodoo is always serious.

[ten-a-penny]

I assure you, voodoo is always serious.

Well, you can easily say that to most of the mods here, but I find that Voodoo, SonOfLiberty and Raavi are the most three who can use jokes in a serious note.

 

To keep it OT:

 

 

I'd like SonOfLiberty's response on this.

Source: http://gtaforums.com/topic/737759-life-without-gta/?do=findComment&comment=1066188689

Edited September 15, 2014 by ten-a-penny

[theadmiral]

Lets further discuss the various personality traits of various members of the GTA forums moderation team

[mr quick]

I wish I could quote literally every post that The Harwood Bitcher made, what a f*cking legend