Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Gauntlet Hair]

^Knew I'd see that here.

[Ai®a©ob®a]

^Knew I'd see that here.

Did you apply?

[Flachbau]

He posted this with an Android

I don't remember any thing

 

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[Osho]

Stupidity in literature/movies/plays is common, in that common sense would end most of these in the first 20 minutes. It is necessary to allow the stories to continue. When dealing with fantasy people must close down parts of the brain. The question should be not how much will the most Players accept. Example: IV, and V are no fun to play with all their 'realism' but San Ann is with all its inane and improbable missions. SA has missions that are improbable, you can use weapons, vehicles, and approaches that are not forced in many. For those with no imagination, who cannot get into the Play of the game, it is sad. We do have a real world out there. Just turn off the machine and take a walk.

So true!

[Sugar Free Nos]

This man is the king of swag.

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/569277-i-have-a-another-confession-to-make/?p=1066108563

[mr quick]

One time i fingered my "gf", and then without washing my hands i did myself a tuna sandwich

Best sandwich i ever had

 

 

This guy is a f*cking legend

[dudclub55]

Please no... there's a sh*tty emo thread in gen chat where the "troubled youth" can go bicker and mope.

Why hasn't this precious little gal been banned yet?
All she does is spread bullsh*t and negativity.

but hey, she's a gril am i ryt guyz?

[Sean O'God]

 

 

Why hasn't this precious little gal been banned yet?

All she does is spread bullsh*t and negativity.

but hey, she's a gril am i ryt guyz?

 

Speaking of banning people who do nothing but spread negativity, why hasn't CrazyRay been banned? 99% of his posts are negative or irrelevant to whatever topic he posts on. and he izn't even a gril!!

[a20characterusername]

Yeah it's not like you're saying that because she hit a nerve or anything, right?

[dudclub55]

 

 

 

Why hasn't this precious little gal been banned yet?

All she does is spread bullsh*t and negativity.

but hey, she's a gril am i ryt guyz?

 

Speaking of banning people who do nothing but spread negativity, why hasn't CrazyRay been banned? 99% of his posts are negative or irrelevant to whatever topic he posts on. and he izn't even a gril!!

 

 

CrazyRay is no where near this sociopath's league, all she does is pick on people she finds 'inferior'. smh sad.

 

Yeah it's not like you're saying that because she hit a nerve or anything, right?

 

oh yes she did hit a nerve.

What else does she do around here? lel.

[Sean O'God]

 

Speaking of banning people who do nothing but spread negativity, why hasn't CrazyRay been banned? 99% of his posts are negative or irrelevant to whatever topic he posts on. and he izn't even a gril!!

 

 

 

CrazyRay is no where near this sociopath's league, all she does is pick on people she finds 'inferior'. smh sad.

 

I'm not arguing, but CrazyRay seems to pick on a lot of people, especially new forumers. He's like a worse version of AlienOne.

 

Sorry for the delayed reply. By the way, I wouldn't continue this conversation if I were you. We could end up getting a warning/ban because we're getting off-topic. I know you're probably aware of this, but I'm just trying to do my best to prevent your account getting f*cked over. See ya.

[Voodoo]

Take that crap to PM. This is a quote thread and no one cares about your petty sh*t.

[Moth]

My default suggestion is "wank in her shampoo" but that's kinda hard unless you have access to her house. Or to her grocery store and far, far too much time.

It's also great be cause it is both vindictive and entirely harmless, unlike any more public humiliation.

[ten-a-penny]

Am I the only one here who find that mods have the funniest posts ever in this site?

[Voodoo]

Lol what terrible grammer

From GTAO.

[ten-a-penny]

 

Lol what terrible grammer

From GTAO.

That forum's idiocy at its finest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*edit*

Found a new one:

 

 

 

 

 

NO, YOU PUSSY NOOB. I'VE SHOT DOWN A LOT OF JETS AND BUZZARDS WITH RPG. I'VE SCOPED A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT OF JETS AND BUZZARDS. I DON'T NEED THAT sh*t. I'M ONE DEADLY BEAST. I'M THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. I PWN EVERYONE

Cool.

Story.

Bro.

Edited September 1, 2014 by ten-a-penny

[Nights744]

[ten-a-penny]

^ Obvious spambot is obvious. I got one too, buried somewhere in my PC. Though wonder what site I uploaded screenshot in.

 

BTW, are 'death threats from spambots' are fine? The one I received is hilarious.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

--insert lots of random llama and black and white crap instead of real member photos--

 

(In response to an on topic discussion...) Chat belongs in PM. Pics or GTFO.

 

 

Chat belongs in PM. Pics or GTFO.

Practice what you preach. You've been spamming this topic up by way of fake pics. Llama pics are so 10 years ago. As the OP, please set a correct example, otherwise this topic will go to sh*t like the previous ones. I want to see what members look like, not things from Google images, please.

 

I think you missed the boat on the llamas, Adriaan. Come back when you know what you're talking about.

 

Just another day on GTAForums . . .

[Mr. House]

Wah, people had fun that I didn't like, waaaaah.

[Flachbau]

inb4 banned by Voodoo

[Voodoo]

Adriaan was just crinkled because he missed llama day. Free hugs all around!

[Moth]

Adriaan was just crinkled because he missed llama day. Free hugs all around!

Or his just pissed that you have his old job.

[ten-a-penny]

 

This mine shaft......

There's a Dalorean hidden in there..

Eh.

From here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/711700-stuff-youve-only-noticed-now/page-49?do=findComment&comment=1066083636

[Flachbau]

 

I thought this was pretty funny.

 

Can a mod make it happen?

[Voodoo]

[Cebra]

I love you, Voodoo.

Edited September 5, 2014 by PhilosophicalZebra

[Flachbau]

Oh my god, I love you as well, Voodoo.

 

 

no homo

 

[PhoGarrett]

 

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Edited September 5, 2014 by dillono

[krashr]

now you just have to find someone to f*ck you in the ass and your plan is complete?

Edited September 5, 2014 by krashr