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Quotable Notables @ GTAF


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Affalterbach

 

 

 

I'd do her. Shes horny as f*ck.

 

Ewwwww, why would you do this?

 

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I must admit that she is ugly in that picture because she doesnt wear make up there.

Shes hot here though.

 

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Her ass is fake though.

Everything about her is fake. But that doesnt mean shes ugly. I dont listen to her songs etc but i think shes hot.

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Take your fake butt chat to PM, please :)

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Ok. So you really think the cop just decided to murder a random person in the middle of the street in the middle of the day?

Don't be silly.

A random BLACK person.

You are racist as f*ck.

No, I don't work for the police force.

 

This post is a win.

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I gotta admit, Raavi is the funniest mod in this site, followed by Voodoo :lol:

 

Uhh.... does PMs also count? I wouldn't post it until I get an answer.

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Can't find the threads, but remember when some guy was convienced that Chop would be the main antagonist in GTA V, or when someone conspired that Michael was actually Claude. Good times. The V forum just before release was an acopalyptic wasteland filled with secret treasures.

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Can't find the threads, but remember when some guy was convienced that Chop would be the main antagonist in GTA V, or when someone conspired that Michael was actually Claude. Good times. The V forum just before release was an acopalyptic wasteland filled with secret treasures.

Watcha talkin' about?

 

The V section was and will always be a wasteland.

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Can't find the threads, but remember when some guy was convienced that Chop would be the main antagonist in GTA V, or when someone conspired that Michael was actually Claude. Good times. The V forum just before release was an acopalyptic wasteland filled with secret treasures.

 

Watcha talkin' about?

 

The V section was and will always be a wasteland.

The V section now is like a post-acopalyptic society 50 years after a nuclear war. The V section from the 14th to 17th september was like a post-acopalyptic society a week after a nuclear war.

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Can't find the threads, but remember when some guy was convienced that Chop would be the main antagonist in GTA V, or when someone conspired that Michael was actually Claude. Good times. The V forum just before release was an acopalyptic wasteland filled with secret treasures.

Watcha talkin' about?

 

The V section was and will always be a wasteland.

The V section now is like a post-acopalyptic society 50 years after a nuclear war. The V section from the 14th to 17th september was like a post-acopalyptic society a week after a nuclear war.

Thank the guys who view their opinions as facts and have the fetish of showcasing their opinions in almost every thread. AKA 70% of the users there. The mods should just remove it completely for a while and give some English lessons to define what OPINION means.

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Quotes or GTFO.

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Eh, the thread was deleted or something.

 

Also, yo, Voodoo, is it fine to post screencaps of PMs? I have a winner that just waits for an answer whenever to post or not. ;)

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Also, yo, Voodoo, is it fine to post screencaps of PMs? I have a winner that just waits for an answer whenever to post or not. ;)

It's been done before but it's up to you to decide whether it's appropriate or not. If it's offensive, probably not.

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The Harwood Bitcher

I can't quote, because the thread is locked. Oh, and the OP got banned though I'm not sure why. Usually a troll thread gets someone a warning or a suspension, but a perma-ban? That is for repeated offenses.

 

 

Anyway, here's the quotable notables

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/581088-a-possability-to-rape-a-woman/

 

 

Do you guys think R* should make it possible to rape women in GTA ?

I want to have that opportuinity to kidnap a woman, hostage her, put her in my basement and rape her everyday, listen to her crying, watching her tears etc.

 

Dont get me wrong, im not a psycho and if killing people in game is ok then why not raping ?

What the f*ck is his problem?rape in gta?

I remenber i saw a video in youtube called "what game features we want in gta v" and is was full of creepy requests such as :

-rape women

-kidnap families

-kids (to hit them with the car)

-kidnapping

And s lot more i dont remenber,this brings the question who the f*ck in his mind wants to kidnap a family?!

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Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

 

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom



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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

--snip--

Why is your grammar so much better in your PMs?

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Rules of the quotable notables club.

 

Rule No.1: Don't quote yourself.

Rule No.2: Especially if it's a long, unfunny, tedious set of PM's that require a magnifying glass to read

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I cucked Alex Jones

Rules of the quotable notables club.

 

Rule No.1: Don't quote yourself.

Rule No.2: Especially if it's a long, unfunny, tedious set of PM's that require a magnifying glass to read

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The Harwood Bitcher

 

 

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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom
The fact that you can actually see my face makes it more funny
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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom
The fact that you can actually see my face makes it more funny

 

I think the word you're looking for is "groovy".

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"One day I will think of this as just another job. After all, this is what I do."

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Algonquin Assassin

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

 

<snip>

 

This guy goes way overboard with his SA fanboyism. There's the odd time he may actually make a point, but yeah...

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Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

--snip--

Why is your grammar so much better in your PMs

Well, I dunno. Maybe because that dude pissed the f*ck outta me.

 

 

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

 

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This guy goes way overboard with his SA fanboyism. There's the odd time he may actually make a point, but yeah...

And you call yourself a fanboy. Last time I checked a fanboy is a person who hate someone criticize whatever he's a fan of. You actually criticize IV better than almost nobody here.

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Algonquin Assassin

 

And you call yourself a fanboy. Last time I checked a fanboy is a person who hate someone criticize whatever he's a fan of. You actually criticize IV better than almost nobody here.

 

 

Sort of off topic.

 

i don't know, but I get a kick out of calling myself a fanboy and others labelling me as such. It doesn't offend me at all.:)

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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom

 

 

The fact that you can actually see my face makes it more funny

 

I think the word you're looking for is "groovy".

 

Especially because he looks like Tommy Vercetti.
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-I have gay toughts because of the boredom

 

 

The fact that you can actually see my face makes it more funny

 

I think the word you're looking for is "groovy".

 

Especially because he looks like Tommy Vercetti.

 

Actually I think he looks like Bruce Campbell hence "groovy". Although I can see why he would also resemble Vercetti, especially with the shirt he's wearing.

"One day I will think of this as just another job. After all, this is what I do."

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Payne Killer

 

 

 

 

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

--snip--

Why is your grammar so much better in your PMs
Well, I dunno. Maybe because that dude pissed the f*ck outta me.

 

 

 

Ooh, since PMs are also allowed....

:sly:

 

<snip>

This guy goes way overboard with his SA fanboyism. There's the odd time he may actually make a point, but yeah...

And you call yourself a fanboy. Last time I checked a fanboy is a person who hate someone criticize whatever he's a fan of. You actually criticize IV better than almost nobody here.Me and SoL are fanboy brothers.
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The real question is who takes their 9 year old to a gun range to shoot a fully automatic weapon. Was Disneyland too sane for this family?

 

 

 

lol @ Disney :lol:

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He posted this with an Android now what girl in their right mind wouldn't want to play with him and be his pretend girlfriend.

 

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Voodoo for the win!

 

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