Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[WildBrick142]

 

I have a strange habit of staring myself in the mirror for a very long time. I stand there like a statue and then I see expressions. He scares the hell out of me.

 

From here

[Naomi]

Dear RoadRunner71, I don'y know you, but I love you. Mostly due to the Anchorman reference. Yours truly, Tits McGee.

 

Link: http://gtaforums.com/topic/264619-grumpy-old-forumers/?p=1064130712

 

 

 

The good 'ol "This generation's problem" rant....

 

I think all you 20 somethings are a pack of goody goodies.

That's right I said it.

 

In the 80's my friends and I would rock up to a bar in our school uniforms ordering beers and cigarettes, playing pool and flirting with boys...during our HSC exams.

 

You lot. What do you do? Oh that's right. Not smoke in bars. Drink sensibly in bars. Do you lot even hook up in bars nowadays or is that considered too unhygienic for your precious selves?

 

PS: No crying, I had to do this. It's like a right of passage Come on kids, give me your best 'old lady' or 'that time of the month' retort. It's the GTA forums, it's almost law here.

I want to f*ck you.

 

Stay classy, gtaforums...

 

[The Odyssey]

 

This gen... People pulling up their smartphones while at work or in lunch, middle conversation. Screw them.

 

[JustOneMonth]

 

 

This gen... People pulling up their smartphones while at work or in lunch, middle conversation. Screw them.

 

 

 

Meh, it was a rant tread so...

[Tracksuit Hitman]

 

 

This gen... People pulling up their smartphones while at work or in lunch, middle conversation. Screw them.

I was going to post this one myself. Gave me a good laugh.

[RoadRunner71]

 

 

 

Another drug rug one.

 

I'll have you in my bed.

 

Are you serious? What an absolute muppet.

 

 

 

 

 

This sir made my day

[RoadRunner71]

11. go play online and have random kids scream into their mics making sounds that would normally only be heard from years and years of torture. folllowed by a hellish rain of chrome adders

 

12. take disk from console and break it into thousands of pieces

 

13. Go Do Something Productive.

 

From here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/653934-5000-things-to-do-in-gta-v/

[JustOneMonth]

I stabbed that last woman to death, then burnt her alive. I then smashed her skull with my hammer.

 

From here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/654225-i-cant-stop-taking-photos-of-dead-women/

[RoadRunner71]

This guy cracked me up.

Autism intensifies...

Here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/657585-hd-universe-successful-cj-theory/

[Danz.]

Seriously? This is STILL going? SERIOUSLY?!

lol

 

Cool.

A thread that almost resulted in my ban couldn't be dead.

Mostly due to MURDOC, who is gone forever, I hope.

 

 

Danz- the guy who survived the most "shots" without getting a ban. Even Slamman couldn't resist to the challenge of improving himself. But it's now only a laughable past, you know...

Edited December 4, 2013 by Danz.

[Empty World]

 

This guy cracked me up.

Autism intensifies...

Here: http://gtaforums.com/topic/657585-hd-universe-successful-cj-theory/

 

lol Thanks. Didn't know it would be this funny to you.

[livejoker]

 

Seriously? This is STILL going? SERIOUSLY?!

lol

 

Cool.

A thread that almost resulted in my ban couldn't be dead.

Mostly due to MURDOC, who is gone forever, I hope.

 

 

Danz- the guy who survived the most "shots" without getting a ban. Even Slamman couldn't resist to the challenge of improving himself. But it's now only a laughable past, you know...

 

Didn't know Slamman was still mentioned here.

Good stuff for a laugh here, thanks

[Vercetti42]

This sh*t is gold.

 

I will be used for a mission in a DLC, maybe?

Tell us what it's like to be pixelated.

 

[Driftking120]

LMFAO @ This thread.

so i was at the doctors getting my anal hole checked out as i'd been having pains there. it took a lot of strength and courage for me to even go as i felt so awkward about it, thinking he'd judge me and chit. i walk into the room, nervous, knees weak arms were heavy, sit down uncomofortably and he starts asking me questions. i begin to get a bit more comfortable knowing he really is just a doctor and it's his job to do things like this.

he tells me he is going to need to inspect my arse, so he plants his finger inside my tight af hole, starts feeling around to make sure everything's ok. im all good at this point, just trying to not make eye contact. but then he sticks it in a bit further, and fukk brahs chit went bad from here. i instantly, involuntarily got a ferocious boner.. he made a remark like 'oh hello there haha, don't worry it's normal' 'NORMAL' i was thinking watdafuk cuz, he seemed to be enjoying it i could tell by the little smile on his face, i was just thinking brah is this the reason you became a doc so you could stick your junk inside ppls arses. anyway, the worst part is yet to come... after about 10 seconds the feeling was so fukking pleasurable and i was like squirming and grasping his hand, i involuntarily said 'so good, so good' i mustered a look at him to see if he was still smiling, he wasnt but we made extremely unpleasant eye contact.. then all of a sudden out of nowhere, i busted a hyooge nut.. most of which went over this phaggot! i simply can't describe the feels i felt.. sorry i just had to get this out to someone i can't tell anyone irl obviously.. i think it's safe to say i won't be going to him again.. or maybe i will, srs

srs

cliffs:

doctor checked inside my anal hole as i had been having pains
felt uncomfortable as fukk
he put his finger inside to check
i got an instant bonrar
cummed like never before after about 15 seconds
so awkward cuz

[Nlwt]

By Vlynor:

 

I've realized that masturbation has been making me socially awkward. So, I stopped doing it in public.

Edited December 12, 2013 by NathanT

[WildBrick142]

 

I went with option D,that`s how bad-ass I am.

It wasn't an option, we all know you love the D without hesitation.

 

 

From here

[98 in 1]

I am actually happy that there are no restaurants because: no restaurants = no dating.

Here.

[trip]

I apologize for the late reply, I took a two day break from the forums as i felt i needed a rest from all this bullsh*t

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

 

I am actually happy that there are no restaurants because: no restaurants = no dating.

 

Here.That's not even funny. That's just retarded. You got a "funny" sense of humor though.

 

Edit: lol @ captain obvious.

Edited January 5, 2014 by StingrayX

[98 in 1]

 

 

I am actually happy that there are no restaurants because: no restaurants = no dating.

Here.

That's not even funny. That's just retarded. You got a "funny" sense of humor though.

 

 

From the OP

 

 

 

It's back.

Use it & abuse it.

 

Quote members that have posted something so good it must be shared or so lame as to publicly ridicule them.

Or toss a coin on those that could go either way.

 

House Rules:

- Any part of the forums.

- GTAF forums/members only.

- GTANet/IRC quotes inclusive.

- Provide a link if you can find the energy....or the link.

Doesn't say that the quote has to be funny.

[sivispacem]

Post quotes, not complaints.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

This whole thread: http://gtaforums.com/topic/669762-my-adder-was-on-the-other-side-of-the-map-so-i-just-bought-a-new-one/?do=findComment&comment=1064412593

[Vercetti42]

This cracked me up:

 

 

I would like to propose "Rudest Moderator who deserves a Dick Punching Machine to be installed in his Shorts";

 

Here is the shortlist.... (and may I get 'TEMPED');

 

sivispacem

 

 

User was temp banned for this post

[theadmiral]

The next member to post something other than nominations in this thread gets temped. There's a whole discussion topic where you can tell everyone how disappointed you'll be if you don't win "most annoying member", use it.

 

I would like to propose "Rudest Moderator who deserves a Dick Punching Machine to be installed in his Shorts";

 

Here is the shortlist.... (and may I get 'TEMPED');

 

sivispacem

 

 

User was temp banned for this post

 

- And all that because you'd mistakenly believed I'd deleted your other topics. Nicely done -

 

Meanwhile at Sivispacem's house....

 

[Vercetti42]

 

The next member to post something other than nominations in this thread gets temped. There's a whole discussion topic where you can tell everyone how disappointed you'll be if you don't win "most annoying member", use it.

 

I would like to propose "Rudest Moderator who deserves a Dick Punching Machine to be installed in his Shorts";

 

Here is the shortlist.... (and may I get 'TEMPED');

 

sivispacem

 

 

User was temp banned for this post

 

- And all that because you'd mistakenly believed I'd deleted your other topics. Nicely done -

 

Meanwhile at Sivispacem's house....

 

 

 

Erm no offence mean't but didn't you see my post right above yours?

[theadmiral]

I saw it, I was just expanding on it.

[trip]

I've only got two. It hurt at first, but then I realised the people voting are the people on here, so it's actually reassuring to have it that way.

In reference to rating stars on profiles.

[Gray Wolf]

I just couldn't help but post this in here.

 

 

Well, where else could I share this touching moment?

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/483511-have-a-question-v2/?p=1064520763

 

It's just so touching to see sivispacem liking lil's post

 

 

he finally posted something that sivi's actually agreed with! Don't see that too often.

 

 

 

I knew you two could do it.

[Finn 7 five 11]

It's been a while, and I finally found something noteworthy.

This was a topic...

So I've been contacted by a modeling agency and they told me to go to their agency tomorrow to negociate a collaboration between us and therefore to give them an interview. While I can't really go tomorrow, because I'm busy with the university, I told them to give me time and set a new date when to meet. This remains to be discussed.

The reason I've created this topic is because I'm quite a shy guy and have low-self esteem and even if the agency is not international, I guess I still have to participate at their photo events. Not sure if shyness will work out with their requests. What do you think?

And another reason I've created this topic is to ask more details about this interview they are talking about. What kind of interview is that? Anyone has any idea about it?

 

I'm thinking something like this.

 

20 likes.

[Dr. John]

Haha, and that guy doesn't even know what is it.

Don't worry, I know that place. That's where I touched my puberty.

#f*ckthepolice

 

Anyways, I really wanted to post some very nice quotes from the "IMPORTANT!" milstone but it seems like it has been deleted. God damnit, mods never let us members have fun. Why?

 

Here's another one for now:

Link

I really can't quote it because the topic is locked but you can still read the OP and the reactions of other members.

 

Been a while since we had these kinds of trolls popping up.

Edited January 17, 2014 by Dr. John