Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[King Andreas]

Everything was cool until goin-god basically put words in my mouth (in addition to you now putting thoughts in my head), and so me defending myself against this slander is "whining", as you say? By that logic (or lack thereof), if you're accused of a crime you didn't commit, hiring a defense attorney would make you "ass-hurt", right? I beg you all from the bottom of my heart to please halt attacking me. Do that for me; I'll then halt posting here. Deal?

[GunWrath]

 

I have 136 crabs.

 

Bummer

 

Shave your vagina asap!

 

 

here

[sivispacem]

 

This one isn't mine, but it's the same car and same colour. I got an 11 reg Fabia today, got rid of the stupid Peugeot and got a 9 and a half years younger Fabia.

 

Are the driving physics realistic or too arcadey?

 

 

From here

[Vercetti42]

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one isn't mine, but it's the same car and same colour. I got an 11 reg Fabia today, got rid of the stupid Peugeot and got a 9 and a half years younger Fabia.

 

Are the driving physics realistic or too arcadey?

 

 

From here

 

 

Holy sh*t that's just pure gold ha ha.

[018361]

 

 

Can we sneak into Fort Zancudo without getting a wanted?

 

 

can you sneak to you dad pants without getting slapped? i dont think so.

From http://gtaforums.com/topic/614515-good-news-cops-fixed/

[Vercetti42]

 

Pokemon died aftter Gold and Silver.

 

Says the guy with a trianer from Black and White 2 in his signature.

Edited October 6, 2013 by AceKingston

[Finn 7 five 11]

f*cking posting quotes is so f*cked up now, jesus christ, I like the update, but quotes are just broken.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/615662-how-get-rid-of-sleepiness/

 

Slept 30 minutes last night, I have some problems sleeping sometimes. Tonight there is a fight I want to watch and Im feeling sleepy. How can I get rid of it or make it better for a few hours? Cold water in face? 5 hour energy? What else?

Drink a big, stiff mug of coffee quickly, then go down for a thirty minute nap. You'll wake up like gangbusters. Edited October 6, 2013 by finn4life

[lil weasel]

 

I'm not gonna' hate on anyone's religion, that's no way to make friends, but I think one of my favorite Youtubers said it best. "There are no Christian children, only children of Christian parents."

 

I was going to chastise you for the brevity of your response, but it's a decent point.

 

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

 

 

You obviously have no idea what depression is if you believe it's just "feeling blue".

 

Don't talk to me about depression. I was married for 8 years.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/622510-anyone-in-here-suffer-from-depression/page-2

 

Niko Bellic Half Brother is a regular comedian!

[ExtremoMania]

 

source or didnt happen u fat piece of motherf*cking f*ck

my brother told me and he is 8 months pretty legit

 

From here.

[RoadRunner71]

In response to the thread "Being caught taking a selfie":

You could go for a completely different approach. Tell him you were getting ready to sext your boyfriend who just got outta prison

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

The only thing they do is walk around a block or something, they don't do anything dynamic, just scripted animations. Not to mention I don't like going near pedestrians because they automatically call the police on me.

 

I would call the police on you too, for being a brony and probably also a pedophile.

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/640507-so-do-the-pedestrians-actually-have-some-sort-of-life/#entry1063922588'>Dumbasses just keep getting dumber!

Edited October 30, 2013 by StingrayX

[ExtremoMania]

- Removed unnecessary offensive quote -

Edited November 6, 2013 by ExtremoMania

[Vercetti42]

^ Sorry but that is, in my opinion no way funny. Terrible choice for a quotable notable and no I am not being sarcastic at all.

[Tracksuit Hitman]

^ Sorry but that is, in my opinion no way funny. Terrible choice for a quotable notable and no I am not being sarcastic at all.

I agree.

 

I don't know why people are so intent on making jokes about my forum username. There's no meaning behind the name that directly links to me or anything to do with GTAForums. It was a username I used on another forum for reasons that linked to an in-game (SA:MP RP) character.

[ExtremoMania]

 

^ Sorry but that is, in my opinion no way funny. Terrible choice for a quotable notable and no I am not being sarcastic at all.

I agree.

 

I don't know why people are so intent on making jokes about my forum username. There's no meaning behind the name that directly links to me or anything to do with GTAForums. It was a username I used on another forum for reasons that linked to an in-game (SA:MP RP) character.

 

I don't find your name to be fun at all and hell no, I didn't want to make fun of your name. I'm looking at the post of @Shoumic making fun of your name but didn't know that it's really that offensive for you. I'll remove it instead and sorry for my mistakes.

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

 

^ Sorry but that is, in my opinion no way funny. Terrible choice for a quotable notable and no I am not being sarcastic at all.

I agree.

 

I don't know why people are so intent on making jokes about my forum username. There's no meaning behind the name that directly links to me or anything to do with GTAForums. It was a username I used on another forum for reasons that linked to an in-game (SA:MP RP) character.

 

I don't find your name to be fun at all and hell no, I didn't want to make fun of your name. I'm looking at the post of @Shoumic making fun of your name but didn't know that it's really that offensive for you. I'll remove it instead and sorry for my mistakes.

 

You are missing the point here, the point wasn't that it was offensive, the point was that you need to post funny sh*t here. That wasn't funny.

 

From the secret confessions topic http://gtaforums.com/topic/569277-i-have-a-another-confession-to-make/

 

 

 

QUOTE (Shyabang Shyabang @ Thursday, Aug 1 2013, 21:57) When I was a kid, my friends and I snuck to the school grounds at night. We hid whenever we saw a police car move into the school area.

 

When I was a teenager, I used to sneak out and explore the downtown area with my friends on Friday nights. We took the subway.

 

I was 18 when I went on a field trip to Montreal. I snuck out of the hotel at night with my friends. The bars and the night club let us in, but they refused to serve us any alcoholic beverages because we looked too young.

 

I like to ride my bicycle at night to avoid the hot sunlight. However, the bigger reason is to feel the thrill of being in the park at night.

 

 

[Tracksuit Hitman]

 

 

^ Sorry but that is, in my opinion no way funny. Terrible choice for a quotable notable and no I am not being sarcastic at all.

 

I agree.

I don't know why people are so intent on making jokes about my forum username. There's no meaning behind the name that directly links to me or anything to do with GTAForums. It was a username I used on another forum for reasons that linked to an in-game (SA:MP RP) character.

 

I don't find your name to be fun at all and hell no, I didn't want to make fun of your name. I'm looking at the post of @Shoumic making fun of your name but didn't know that it's really that offensive for you. I'll remove it instead and sorry for my mistakes.I wasn't offended by either of you. You've misunderstood.

[Vercetti42]

There was nothing offensive about your post, I just did not find it funny, that's why I said 'IMO'.

[ExtremoMania]

 

 

 

^ Sorry but that is, in my opinion no way funny. Terrible choice for a quotable notable and no I am not being sarcastic at all.

I agree.

I don't know why people are so intent on making jokes about my forum username. There's no meaning behind the name that directly links to me or anything to do with GTAForums. It was a username I used on another forum for reasons that linked to an in-game (SA:MP RP) character.

I don't find your name to be fun at all and hell no, I didn't want to make fun of your name. I'm looking at the post of @Shoumic making fun of your name but didn't know that it's really that offensive for you. I'll remove it instead and sorry for my mistakes.

I wasn't offended by either of you. You've misunderstood.

 

Well then a simple sorry for making on your name. Anyway let's get back on topic.

Edited November 6, 2013 by ExtremoMania

[GunWrath]

His name is hilarious though.

 

Unoriginal Gangster .. #lame

 

 

 

[GTA_stu]

Jesus christ you punks, you're ruining the topic. I oughta whoop you all right here and now.

 

 

 

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I find Netflix works fine for me. I've got a "Doctor Who" on my other monitor, now.

You are aware you're having a conversation with a spambot, aren't you?

 

He's lonely. Give him this one, buddy.

Edit: Then Vlynor says "He's lonely, give him this one buddy"

f*cking ruined it now. Damn quote boxes. f*cking thing sucks.

F*CK IT. WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Edited November 6, 2013 by GTA_stu

[Finn 7 five 11]

 

Jesus christ you punks, you're ruining the topic. I oughta whoop you all right here and now.

 

 

 

 

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I find Netflix works fine for me. I've got a "Doctor Who" on my other monitor, now.

You are aware you're having a conversation with a spambot, aren't you?

 

He's lonely. Give him this one, buddy.

Edit: Then Vlynor says "He's lonely, give him this one buddy"

f*cking ruined it now. Damn quote boxes. f*cking thing sucks.

F*CK IT. WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

 

That is the best quote in this topic, where is the link? I am screenshotting this.

Edited November 6, 2013 by •¿F¡ññ4L¡ƒ£?•

[Shah Sam]

That is the best quote in this topic, where is the link? I am screenshotting this.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/264619-grumpy-old-forumers/?p=1064001816

[GTA_stu]

It was from grumpy old forumers.

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/264619-grumpy-old-forumers/page-219

 

Edit: I was so slow that I got beaten to it 17 minutes ago and I didn't even realise.

Edited November 6, 2013 by GTA_stu

[Tracksuit Hitman]

Jesus christ you punks, you're ruining the topic. I oughta whoop you all right here and now.

http://www.oldrow.net/attachments/this-f*cking-guy-gif.881/

Edited November 7, 2013 by Unoriginal Gangster

[98 in 1]

I can't believe how you're still talking about me in your posts, get my name out of your mind. Please. I don't want any 13 year olds to think about me.

Here. http://gtaforums.com/topic/553172-call-of-duty-ghosts/page-24

[Vercetti42]

^ Yep. Considering he is only a year older to me and has the maturity of an 8 year old. I PM'ed him about it and he started throwing crybaby insults and said most pompously that he was blocking me but he failed and didn't block me ha ha. I'd post the conversation but this topic isn't mean't for PM's, so if you want the conversation PM me.

Edited November 10, 2013 by AceKingston

[Flachbau]

Can you get a life already? lmao.

 

It seems like you're trying to ruin my "reputation" because you started a stupid ass argument. Get on with your life already.

Edited November 10, 2013 by Antagonista

[Tracksuit Hitman]

Can you get a life already? lmao.

 

It seems like you're trying to ruin my "reputation" because you started a stupid ass argument. Get on with your life already.

You have no reputation to ruin.