Quotable Notables @ GTAF

[Pyrrhic]

@above

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showuser=1375

 

Obviously he was referring to the user named 'myself' who posted back in 2002. He was a great bloke.

protozero joined in 2012, ten years afterwards.

 

oh dear .....

 

 

unless your going to claim intentional irony...

You know I was joking, right?

 

I don't know why anyone in their right mind would respect someone who posted ONCE back in 2002.

[ryuclan]

Hi everyone.  Just stumbled upon this topic.  It's 4:40 am where I am. Whatdidimiss?

The point of the topic it seems.

 

Mandatory quote

 

Sauce

 

 

Speaking as a white person I have to say I'm against all white people being extinguished from the Earth. But that's just me.

 

 

Ninja Edit: Sivis beat me

 

My only question is why was it assumed that the poster was black? I don't know if he was but at least verify before trying to flip the stupid ramblings back on him.

[Crokey]

My only question is why was it assumed that the poster was black? I don't know if he was but at least verify before trying to flip the stupid ramblings back on him.

Well I wasn't reading that post in the context of the topic, I just though the comment was funny and the picture just rounded it off.

[ryuclan]

 

My only question is why was it assumed that the poster was black?  I don't know if he was but at least verify before trying to flip the stupid ramblings back on him. 

Well I wasn't reading that post in the context of the topic, I just though the comment was funny and the picture just rounded it off.

Oh I'm sorry I read through the topic.

 

Disregard that comment.

[Satourn]

If it does end on the 21st, ill unlock this topic.

[Kwabs]

 

It crashes...

Well done.

Well done?

 

Why you say well done. He say the game crashes.

 

Or maybe you accidentally wrote this and post it and you don't notice it.

That's ofcourse the most obvious explanation

[ryuclan]

 

Oh I forgot, art can be any type of trash these days. You can splatter paint on a piece of paper and boom, you've got art.

 

 

Wait...isn't that....but that's the whole....

[coin-god]

(Female Protagonist for DLC?)

 

And WTF would her skillset be ? swallowing cum for money, getting f*cked in all her holes at the same time and cooking food for Frank, Mike and Trevor ?? i mean, it sounds like fun but i have no desire to be a female im not gay neither am i a tranny this is GTA a game about crime in a realistic parody of real life therefore what i've said is not sexist, but a mere observation of the life Rockstar parodies in GTA put into words, if you don't like it then, TOUGH BITCH HAHAHA.

Sexist.

No im not why would i be cant you read, i love women all the things i put my dick in are women, so are half my fam and my mom and 2 grandmas plus i used to love tomb raider back in the day its just that it wouldn't fit this type of game, i know you're upset about being a member of the weaker sex but i didn't make it that way, im all for equality but physically you cant deny the differences are blatantly obvious and if you cant accept Lucy then then i don't know what to tell ya.

You are a sexist asshole.

Oh wow, he's sexist and an asshole! What an original response, woman.

 

He's one more problem with a female protagonist - no story. Why? If you were to meet a new boss for a mission, he would laugh in your face then rape you.

 

 

The people in this Forum...

[*MURDOC*]

Somebody has a gender inferiority complex.

[Ziggy455]

Somebody has a gender inferiority complex.

Burn.

 

 

He's one more problem with a female protagonist - no story. Why? If you were to meet a new boss for a mission, he would laugh in your face then rape you.

 

I can see somebody spent time in some orphanages.

[Andreas]

You should try to ignore Zee at this time of the year, because he's having a several-month long period and is suffering from severe mood swings where for one day he's a sane person and is rational enough to enjoy GTA IV, but almost immediately after that starts bashing it until its internal organs rupture for several weeks. After that he then becomes very delusional and believes he lives in a country he's never been to.

[Finn 7 five 11]

The joke was shaky at best, but lame humour really cracks me up sometimes, this I genuinely laughed.

 

 

I have taken a brake from the forums

You stole a brake from the forums?! You bastard!

 

Realistic steak topic - http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...entry1061599918

[Girish]

Surely the forums are going to crash now.

 

I don't have a quote to post, but someone had to say that.

[coin-god]

 

It was a joke... Have you never played GTA SA?

Oh, goody. I have, but if I ever had climbed up the Vinewood sign in that game I don't remember. I'm guessing what you said was written somewhere on the sign?

More like at the Golden Gate.

 

 

 

Gtaghost22: I knew at least someone had to get it...

It's considered as an Easter Egg too, even though the sign says there aren't any.

I rest my case...

 

Context:

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1062029643

[Pyrrhic]

More like at the Golden Gate.

More like the Gant Bridge...

[Naomi]

(Female Protagonist for DLC?)

 

And WTF would her skillset be ? swallowing cum for money, getting f*cked in all her holes at the same time and cooking food for Frank, Mike and Trevor ?? i mean, it sounds like fun but i have no desire to be a female im not gay neither am i a tranny this is GTA a game about crime in a realistic parody of real life therefore what i've said is not sexist, but a mere observation of the life Rockstar parodies in GTA put into words, if you don't like it then, TOUGH BITCH HAHAHA.

Sexist.

No im not why would i be cant you read, i love women all the things i put my dick in are women, so are half my fam and my mom and 2 grandmas plus i used to love tomb raider back in the day its just that it wouldn't fit this type of game, i know you're upset about being a member of the weaker sex but i didn't make it that way, im all for equality but physically you cant deny the differences are blatantly obvious and if you cant accept Lucy then then i don't know what to tell ya.

You are a sexist asshole.

Oh wow, he's sexist and an asshole! What an original response, woman.

 

He's one more problem with a female protagonist - no story. Why? If you were to meet a new boss for a mission, he would laugh in your face then rape you.

 

 

The people in this Forum...

Oh this old chest nut..

The next time someone starts in with this kind of ignorant sh*t, mention the name Griselda Blanco.

 

Pure evil. She made the likes of Capone look like a boy scout.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griselda_Blanco

 

There's been documentaries done on her too.

[ll rdny ll]

I laughed pretty hard at this one.

 

 

The only f*cking reason everyone things where gonna die is because that stupid awful 2012 movie was released.

If it wasn't made, NO ONE WOULD BE TALKING ABOUT IT!

>:I

Yes they would.

No, before that 2012 movie came out, no one said a thing.

Yes, they did.

 

 

[Pyrrhic]

 

Speed = III Protegonoist

 

TOMMY Vercetii = VC Protogenoist

 

CJ = SA Protagonist

 

Niko Bellic = IV Protagonist

 

JOHNNY Vercetti = TLAD Protagonist

 

Lusi Vercetti = TBOGT Protagonist

 

[H.I.M.]

 

??

 

Speed = III Protegonoist

 

TOMMY Vercetii = VC Protogenoist

 

CJ = SA Protagonist

 

Niko Bellic = IV Protagonist

 

JOHNNY Vercetti = TLAD Protagonist

 

Lusi Vercetti = TBOGT Protagonist

This is proof enough that there should have an IQ test along the registration of this forum.

 

[Finn 7 five 11]

Crazy laws uh? This guy has gotta be kidding, I think the quote above nailed it.

 

Hopefully I patched the quotes together correctly.

 

 

 

I hate tea. The only time I even drink tea is in office when I'm forcefully offered one.

 

I prefer coffee. Unfortunately, you English bastards spoiled everyone here with your majesty's tea. Yes, I'm going to blame that one on you. Makes me wish we'd been ruled by Americans.

Tea is awesome and that post is offencive mate, as a moderator i'm surprised in you

 

Anyway if you don't like tea then don't drink it. how can someone force you to drink tea?

Because I'm a nice, social guy and here, if you're offered something, you don't refuse.

 

Ok but why must you take something your offered? what if it's illegal?

Yes even if it's illegal they HAVE to accept it. There's literally no exceptions to the rule. Indian law states that it's actually illegal to refuse an offer, therefore if someone offers you a line of cocaine you are legally obliged to get out a 1000 rupee note and snort it up.

I see laws can be strange at times

[H.I.M.]

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Edited December 12, 2012 by H.I.M.

[GTA_stu]

 

No. There was Liberty City, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City again, Vice City again, and then Liberty City Again. Liberty City has featured 3 times. Vice City 2 times. San Andreas only 1 time. It's San Andrea's turn now.

 

 

 

That was painfull to read.

 

[BullworthAcademy]

 

Man, I couldn't imagine my mum playing a games console, let alone a GTA game.

 

"Mum when are we having tea?"

 

"Hang on sweetie I'm just murdering this prostitute. And we're having you're favourite, spag bol!"

 

"Yummie! And make sure you put a cap in her ass for me, mum"

 

GTA_STU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Miss Darko]

It was a joke... Have you never played GTA SA?

Oh, goody. I have, but if I ever had climbed up the Vinewood sign in that game I don't remember. I'm guessing what you said was written somewhere on the sign?

More like at the Golden Gate.

 

 

 

Gtaghost22: I knew at least someone had to get it...

It's considered as an Easter Egg too, even though the sign says there aren't any.

I rest my case...

 

Context:

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1062029643

It's a shame to end up in here with my stupidest moment on this entire forum. I guess it makes sense.

[coin-god]

It was a joke... Have you never played GTA SA?

Oh, goody. I have, but if I ever had climbed up the Vinewood sign in that game I don't remember. I'm guessing what you said was written somewhere on the sign?

More like at the Golden Gate.

 

 

 

Gtaghost22: I knew at least someone had to get it...

It's considered as an Easter Egg too, even though the sign says there aren't any.

I rest my case...

 

Context:

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...st&p=1062029643

It's a shame to end up in here with my stupidest moment on this entire forum. I guess it makes sense.

Don't worry. You ended up getting it. But MetalisticMCena didn't, hence why I posted it here. Don't feel bad man.

[grope_4_that_date]

 

What do you think? Is it The Lost And Damned Grove Street Russian Mafia?

 

There is no such thing as "The Lost and Damned Grove Street Russian Mafia", at least to my knowledge.

[Vercetti27]

so sinister, so evil, so scary, so horribly vile that his real name can never be said.I am the ultimate embodiment of pure evil

[ryuclan]

so sinister, so evil, so scary, so horribly vile that his real name can never be said.I am the ultimate embodiment of pure evil

You no know Powerpuff Girls????

[Naomi]

Man, I couldn't imagine my mum playing a games console, let alone a GTA game.

 

"Mum when are we having tea?"

 

"Hang on sweetie I'm just murdering this prostitute. And we're having you're favourite, spag bol!"

 

"Yummie! And make sure you put a cap in her ass for me, mum"

 

GTA_STU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stu summed it up pretty accurately.

[H.I.M.]

so sinister, so evil, so scary, so horribly vile that his real name can never be said.I am the ultimate embodiment of pure evil

Ummm..so what about it?