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ten-a-penny

you sure because alot of your posts sure read like generic /b/ cotent

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Not A Nice Person
Posted (edited)

whatever, that was a dollar store 'burn' anyway

Edited by Not A Nice Person

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sivispacem

Post quotes, not drivel.

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Hmmm nice bike

I was shot 5 times for delivering a message.

 

Aight, so I just for going with like 6 of my pals to rob a shop at like 03:00am, yo, so unlucky for me to get caught coz I'm not a 100m sprint runner, another one of my friends, James, got his foot stuck in the toilet (we escaped out of the shop from the restroom), so we both went to jail straight away.

So after I was bailed out in a few days, one of my cell mates told me to give a message to the some street gang, I told them "William be back from jail from 1-3, he told you motherf*ckers to stick around", then they was talking sh*t to me and a car pulled up and I got shot a few times, ended up in a hospital. Black people have terrible aim, so they never got a headshot, LOL.

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DOUGL4S1
Posted (edited)

From the 'Guess the Vehicle in 3D universe edition' thread*.

 

*Quotes may or may not have been re-merged together for context purposes.

** Update broke this thing and I don't know how to fix it, using codes is hard without BBcode.

On 4/15/2018 at 4:58 PM, Jack Lupino said:

 

On 4/15/2018 at 4:49 PM, MGgames100 said:

 

On 4/15/2018 at 4:25 PM, Jack Lupino said:

 

On 4/15/2018 at 2:49 PM, -Anti- said:

 

On 4/15/2018 at 2:16 PM, DOUGL4S1 said:

Sparrow

all hints are self explanatory thinkk.

 


sparrow is a bird not an animal

 

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TIL that birds are not animals.

 

birds have wings animals don't (except flying squirrel and bat)

 

Edited by DOUGL4S1

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John Smith

If I click on an ad every so often will that make the moderators look on me more favourably?

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universetwisters
Posted (edited)

Seems I've got some f*cking weirdo who keeps stalking me and messaging me. If you're reading this, dude, you cannot be that much of a sad sack of sh*t to stalk me, I'm sure you have much better things to do.
Move on. Go outside. Live life.
Idk I still find this quotable since he started it and then turns around and calls me a stalker when I follow up on it. Almost reminds me of Murdoc if any of you are old enough to remember him. If he had beef with you, he would send you an angsty PM and delete it before you could see it.

murdoc_being_edgy_by_universetwisters-d9

 

Idk what it is with people on the internet having a jesus complex because they're anonymous
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Blaze

man Payne did that sh*t to me he kept liking and unliking posts of mine from literal years back (like 2011) so i messaged him saying "if you want my attention you can just pm me" and he told me to get f*cked and not message him then he proceeded to message me for days before blocking me.

 

odd fellow

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CoolMods
Posted (edited)

.......(Jinx)

That's rude (Inadequate)

your mom is rude (Jinx)

Edited by CoolMods

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ten-a-penny

No more than I care about anybody's birth. Don't get me wrong, a baby in the family is an occasion, but I think there's cynicism surrounding the Royals due to their apparent redundancy. This, combined with near constant arbitrary updates through the news and you wind up with a fairly flat opinion about the whole thing. You could argue that their first born was a big deal because it shows that this is an egg the lizard overlords didn't instantly consume, but three? Unless you plan on hosting a cage match for the crown, I don't think I'll be buying tickets.

While the post is something one would see regularly, that last part is gold.

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Inttelix

 

Idk what it is with people on the internet having a jesus complex because they're anonymous

 

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Carbonox
6 hours ago, Japseye said:

 

Are you guys retarded? here is all of the "argument" you need. 

 

Sex - baby - foster child - person later experiences happiness and success - children and family.

 

Jack Nicholson and Steve Jobs were almost aborted and their mothers were heavily advised to abort them but did not. Having mistake-sex and then decide to not give the child a chance in life and you guys are talking about morals? 😂😂

 

I'm not expecting morals to make a come-back. I thought we were bad when we were 14 but this generation today believe in fighting in groups and using weapons like knives and knuckle dusters (experienced and see my fair share) , not to forget that a 14 year old can look like an 18 year old. A child today is warned too many times and usually without any consequence after they break the first 4 warnings. Teenagers today are alot weaker and are not being properly advised, instead they deal with the humiliation of being bullied because their parents taught them to be a fa**ot and do not know how to react in a street fight or taunting. Children today are listening to a bunch of black rap sh*t with 50 swear words and talking about pussy, they dress up with no class etc etc so no morals are long gone. Anarchy is present in the US , piece of sh*t Robert De Niro is making a fine example to the children watching that show . Well done America

Watch out, we have a badass among our ranks.

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Japseye
1 hour ago, Carbonox said:

Watch out, we have a badass among our ranks.

 

Watch out, we have a big mouth on this forum. If you think I'm a badass let me prove it or keep talking lol

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Inttelix
1 hour ago, Japseye said:

 

Watch out, we have a big mouth on this forum. If you think I'm a badass let me prove it or keep talking lol

Now if you fellas wanna mingle you take it to the streets this is a family website

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Short Stay
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Well, I would tell you a joke about pussy, but you would never get it.

Dry, droll, and very funny.

Not strictly a quote unless he made it up himself but who's counting?

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