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Murdick

 

Fcking this.

 

 

 

Why on earth would you walk around looking like a fresh blood clot from a woman's vagina?

 

If this is what the youth of today looks like now, We're f*cked when they get older and start running things

 

 

The Ending of This Thread is the best I've seen from a PBM trying to come back, It's the first time I've seen a PBM trying to convince the admins to come back, admitting they had 20 + accounts and then to top it off they logged into another account they made just to "Like" his own post.

 

Voodoo never fails to give me a laugh when I need it

 

That’s our Voodoo, but yeah this “pleading” stuff rarely if ever works. They’re better off to come back with a completely new name and not draw attention to themselves.

But Voodoo’s so corrupt I hear he’s able to tell when a PBMs thinking of making a new account before they actually make it. Good luck with that.

 

I had that ability when I did admin work for some sites, Whenever we would ban someone for whatever reason they always made a second account to try and explain themselves and I knew it so I would go into the new member register page and refresh it and when I spotted the IP address I'd ban them before they could even finishing registering.

 

My favorite thing to do with some PBM is throttle their connection on the site so it would be unbelievably slow loading pages, messages would time out before they could be sent, I don't know if IPB has that kind of option but I found that worked the best in detering them from coming back because it was attached to their IP address so they could've made a 1,000 accounts and it wouldn't matter and they eventually stopped trying to come back

 

God forbid someone to crack a joke and it be taken seriously.

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Tonguegirl

 

God forbid someone to crack a joke and it be taken seriously.

 

Preaching to the choir mate :colgate:

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Murdick

 

God forbid someone to crack a joke and it be taken seriously.

 

Preaching to the choir mate :colgate:

Oh, it's you.. no surprise there. Has your cage stopped rattling yet?

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Tonguegirl

 

 

God forbid someone to crack a joke and it be taken seriously.

Preaching to the choir mate :colgate:

Oh, it's you.. no surprise there. Has your cage stopped rattling yet?

 

The rabbits are taking a nap for the time being :D

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Tonguegirl

Sorry for the double post, but damn.

 

 

The answer is right there in the same sentence. "Your kind" are the sleazy f*cks who'll flock to people posting their faces on the 'net apparently expecting to get something from them with your perverted and disgusting comments. "Rule of the internet", lmao, it's like you've migrated here straight from some equally sleazy sex board without realizing the rules are different this time.

 

Tha fu*k is a sex board? lol

Edited by Tonguegirl

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Voodoo

Don't use this thread to continue arguments from other threads. Notable quotes or GTFO.

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ten-a-penny

If FF join the Navy, he will became the official condom of the whole aircraft carrier.

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happygrowls

Want a girl to play on gta for a change

 

Psn- crazyboiak

 

Ps4

 

thread titled "any girls 16+ play Gta"

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DOUGL4S1

A man with one clock knows what time it is. A man with two clock is never quite sure.

So deep I can see Adele rolling.

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Hmmm nice bike

Why do they look so ugly Big nose thick eyebrows Escpiascally Niko. butt Faustin looks the worst he looks like a potato

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Voodoo

And no, my GTAF password isn't DOUGL4S1 anymore.

:^:

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Tonguegirl

Just awesome; maths and stuff :lol:

 

 

 

Statistically speaking, vote kicks trigger me into retaliation around 9 times out of 10, or 90% of occurrences. However, I've done the maths, and sadly there is a 00.00% probability of you seeing this post because you have me on ignore.

 

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Carbonox

Follow-up to the one above.

 

Don't know how he didn't get the 5 stars.

There's still plenty of bants to be had from that guy, that's gotta be why. :p

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D9fred95

Follow-up to the one above.

 

Don't know how he didn't get the 5 stars.

He also spelt gringo wrong, he couldn't even get the term for non-latino descent right. Funny considering his obsession with latino culture in his posts.

 

On-topic

 

Hi, I'm new to this forum and have been playing GTA since i was young. I take my gaming very very seriously!

Things to prove I'm a proper GTA fan:
1) I've spent my months wage on shark cards £1,200
2) I've been to the top of mount chilliad twice
3) I have actually dreamed about SanAndreas
4) I hang my GTA game cases on my living room wall
5) I honestly sit and get shifty playing GTA

I dunno why I chuckle, maybe just because it looks like they're trying too hard to fit in.

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Big_Smiley

 

Follow-up to the one above.

 

Don't know how he didn't get the 5 stars.

 

There's still plenty of bants to be had from that guy, that's gotta be why. :p"Hope the cartels invade the US?" Homeboy got no class :angry: Glad Dagger handled that in a precise way. Not going to last here long with that uptight attitude :v:

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D9fred95

 

Hum , no it's not. Do you expect a single player experience to be able to entertain you for thousands of hours over the course of multiple years ? Seems to me that you have enormous , unrealistic expectations. What other games do you play that offer you that level of entertainment ?

 

Galehaut implying that single player gaming is pointless in 2018.

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ten-a-penny

these two tho

 

 

 

My sister has an Alexa, seems better than Siri or Cortana :p

They all seem creepy as hell, just to think there's some underpaid CIA employee who has to catalog everything you say.

 

**Adjusts tinfoil hat**

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.
v

If a CIA/NSA agent wants to look at my naked ass as I get dressed more power to him

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AiraCobra

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Ladies & Germs. I give you the post that started it all

Enjoy

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others. An ugly fat girl who does nothing but eat chips once she's done sitting at a desk all day is obviously less valuable than a pretty skinny girl that teaches grieving widows yoga once she's done inventing new codes to prevent identity theft imo. It's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.


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at least you finally come out as a bigot.


 

I honestly think we humans need to face the fact that some of us are more valuable to society than others.


So on this spectrum of f*ckwittery, where do you place yourself? What great societal good have you performed?

 


Can you get f*cking merked already? f*ck, I'm losing the few brain cells I have left every single time I read one of your retarded posts, which inadvertently is every f*cking time I come here. Did your parents make you live in a cupboard under the stairs or something?


Sivis this side of the pond won the war lmao please don't use the big words

Also 'retarded' is a ableist term please don't use it.


Wasn't your username "Retarded Bitch" at one point?

Edited by Ai®aCob®a

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AiraCobra

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Yes, that explains why you used it for your former name.

 

 

Sivis this side of the pond won the war lmao please don't use the big words

Also 'retarded' is a ableist term please don't use it.

There are only two words in my post longer than "retarded"- one of those is "f*ckwittery" which I think is also pretty apt.
The other is "performed", which probably isn't.


and i am sure that you fall into the latter category rather than the former, right?


 

t's just so fake to say we are all equal when naturally there is a cast system.


cast system.


cast.


 


without that fat girls business the potato chip company could go under and lose jobs for the farmers, the warehouse operatives and the delivery drivers.

have some perspective

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AiraCobra

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i can literally smell this post

 

Smell it? You can practically taste it, it's the way the sh*t clings to the air.


Sorry for the Triple Post Voodoo, I had to spread this across three difference post because you can only have 5 Quote Blocks in a single post.

Edited by Ai®aCob®a

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ten-a-penny

TWO WEEKS? SERIOUSLY?

 

 

The best protection from malware on phones is having a button phone without internet.

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sreyazsec

The most disturbing / fudged-up thing I've ever seen is a young boy twerking. Yes, that is right, twerking. What kind of perverted homosexual pædophiles raised that kid?

 

The gays are at it again.

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Carbonox

Not just gays. Gay nonces.

 

Emphasis on "ces".

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Femme Fatale

This is what happens when 80% of the American male population is circumcised. They think it gives them health benefits but find themselves buying guns to make up for the lack of foreskin.

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Not A Nice Person

 

On a serious note I want to encourage everyone to have a safe Christmas this year. Thieves are prevalent at this time of year so use common sense - keep your doors and windows locked, and watch your wallets/purses/bags whilst out and about in busy areas.

 

THEY WOULD BE AN IDIOT TO TRY AND ROB ME OR COME THROUGH MY DOOR AS THIS

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IS ALWAYS SLUNG OVER MY SHOULDER, EVEN INSIDE OF THE HOUSE IT'S ON MY SHOULDER FROM THE MOMENT I GET UP AND GET DRESSED BEFORE I EVEN HAD MY MORNING CRACK TIL THE MOMENT I TAKE OFF MY PANTS AND GO TO BED NUDE AND THEN IT'S TUCKED AWAY UNDER MY DUVET

 

 

 

I'VE ONLY HAD TO PULL IT TWICE BUT I HAVEN'T GOT TO USE IT, JUST THE SIGHT OF IT WAS ENOUGH TO SEND THEM RUNNING ONE GUY WAS FOUND DROWNING IN A SEA OF HIS OWN PISS AND TEARS. IT WAS f*ckING AWESOME BUT I JUST WANNA USE IT ALREADY.

 

I changed the font because the original is impossible to read but haha Ive been laughing at this for the past halfhour.

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DOUGL4S1

The entire thread is pretty good.

shots fired

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Andreaz1
Posted (edited)

 

The most disturbing / fudged-up thing I've ever seen is a young boy twerking. Yes, that is right, twerking. What kind of perverted homosexual pædophiles raised that kid?

The gays are at it again.

 

 

Also Crokey's response to it needs to be preserved for the future.

 

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You do know that those three words aren't mutually exclusive? Don't answer it's a rhetorical question.

 

I would suggest you get some education and not post that kind of drivel on this forum or "Crokey's Theme" by Ban Hammer will be getting played at the wake.

Edited by Andreaz1

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