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Piggsy pls

 

I hope I will be one of many soldiers on the lines helping get rid of Kim's regime once and for all.

you know you cant respawn irl right?

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Chiarii

 

Irregardless

Even putting aside the fact that the rest of your contributions are frankly nonsense...most people with sense will have switched off immediately at this non-word. The laugh when I read that response omg... I made this for you Sivis

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Once a Jolly Swagman

 

Please leave any snide comments and distasteful jokes or remarks to yourself

so I can't call the 12 year old girl a dirty slut?Gold

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Star-Lord

I wasn't offering the cock to you, I was offering it to Mion/Sayuri/Retarded/Whatever the f*ck.

 

My cock, my rules.

Quote of the year right there. Ending the year with a bang!

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ten-a-penny

^ How come you didn't include the "reaction"?

 

 

I wasn't offering the cock to you, I was offering it to Mion/Sayuri/Retarded/Whatever the f*ck.

 

My cock, my rules.

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can I have some

 

E:

 

Turned oput Blaze was actually replying to Crokey, but I stand correct.

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1972

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/901101-is-global-warming-a-serious-problem/

I know, it got locked right away but I was in tears when I first clicked this. Didn't see that coming.

I didn't think he being was serious tbh, I mean lolz that meme kinda ruined it.The meme and the "probably" is what made me cry. I expected to click a simple topic that got locked for being too general or redirected to an existing debates topic. Instead, I found f*cking spongebob from one of the funniest episodes along with the title, which made me laugh more than any milestone topic I've seen this year. It was also made by that waffleknackwurst dude. It was hillarious and I literally teared up. I realize I might be the only idiot who thought this was funny but.. yeah, to me it was.

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Blaze

^ How come you didn't include the "reaction"?

 

 

 

I wasn't offering the cock to you, I was offering it to Mion/Sayuri/Retarded/Whatever the f*ck.

 

My cock, my rules.

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v

 

can I have some

E:

 

Turned oput Blaze was actually replying to Crokey, but I stand correct.

 

uh

 

no i wasnt

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Static

To put a long story short, I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.

 

Explains why he's always in such a sh*tty mood...

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Shaundi.

tfw you take such a paramount dosage of Ls that you apply A+ levels of mental gymnastics as a last resort at trying to turn them into Ws but end up generating more Ls in the process

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AiraCobra

The Ending of This Thread is the best I've seen from a PBM trying to come back, It's the first time I've seen a PBM trying to convince the admins to come back, admitting they had 20 + accounts and then to top it off they logged into another account they made just to "Like" his own post.

 

Voodoo never fails to give me a laugh when I need it

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Algonquin Assassin

The Ending of This Thread is the best I've seen from a PBM trying to come back, It's the first time I've seen a PBM trying to convince the admins to come back, admitting they had 20 + accounts and then to top it off they logged into another account they made just to "Like" his own post.

 

Voodoo never fails to give me a laugh when I need it

That’s our Voodoo, but yeah this “pleading” stuff rarely if ever works. They’re better off to come back with a completely new name and not draw attention to themselves.

 

But Voodoo’s so corrupt I hear he’s able to tell when a PBMs thinking of making a new account before they actually make it. Good luck with that.

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ten-a-penny

this tho

 

Too bad the thread is locked, else I would've linked it here.

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Sanches

Fcking this.

 

Why on earth would you walk around looking like a fresh blood clot from a woman's vagina?

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Maxxi

But Voodoos so corrupt I hear hes able to tell when a PBMs thinking of making a new account before they actually make it. Good luck with that.

Can confirm that is not the case :p Edited by Maxxi

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AiraCobra

 

Fcking this.

 

 

Why on earth would you walk around looking like a fresh blood clot from a woman's vagina?

 

If this is what the youth of today looks like now, We're f*cked when they get older and start running things

 

 

The Ending of This Thread is the best I've seen from a PBM trying to come back, It's the first time I've seen a PBM trying to convince the admins to come back, admitting they had 20 + accounts and then to top it off they logged into another account they made just to "Like" his own post.

 

Voodoo never fails to give me a laugh when I need it

That’s our Voodoo, but yeah this “pleading” stuff rarely if ever works. They’re better off to come back with a completely new name and not draw attention to themselves.

 

But Voodoo’s so corrupt I hear he’s able to tell when a PBMs thinking of making a new account before they actually make it. Good luck with that.

 

I had that ability when I did admin work for some sites, Whenever we would ban someone for whatever reason they always made a second account to try and explain themselves and I knew it so I would go into the new member register page and refresh it and when I spotted the IP address I'd ban them before they could even finishing registering.

 

My favorite thing to do with some PBM is throttle their connection on the site so it would be unbelievably slow loading pages, messages would time out before they could be sent, I don't know if IPB has that kind of option but I found that worked the best in detering them from coming back because it was attached to their IP address so they could've made a 1,000 accounts and it wouldn't matter and they eventually stopped trying to come back

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Maxxi

 

 

2nd place for the workshop, that's cool! Congrats to Vanillaworks though, y'all deserve it :D

We all know you don't mean that.
Because you're in my shoes to tell what I mean and what I don't. Diana, I'm sure I speak on everyone's behalf when I say: please go f*ck yourself.

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Once a Jolly Swagman

 

On a serious note I want to encourage everyone to have a safe Christmas this year. Thieves are prevalent at this time of year so use common sense - keep your doors and windows locked, and watch your wallets/purses/bags whilst out and about in busy areas.

THEY WOULD BE AN IDIOT TO TRY AND ROB ME OR COME THROUGH MY DOOR AS THIS

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IS ALWAYS SLUNG OVER MY SHOULDER, EVEN INSIDE OF THE HOUSE IT'S ON MY SHOULDER FROM THE MOMENT I GET UP AND GET DRESSED BEFORE I EVEN HAD MY MORNING CRACK TIL THE MOMENT I TAKE OFF MY PANTS AND GO TO BED NUDE AND THEN IT'S TUCKED AWAY UNDER MY DUVET

 

 

 

I'VE ONLY HAD TO PULL IT TWICE BUT I HAVEN'T GOT TO USE IT, JUST THE SIGHT OF IT WAS ENOUGH TO SEND THEM RUNNING ONE GUY WAS FOUND DROWNING IN A SEA OF HIS OWN PISS AND TEARS. IT WAS f*ckING AWESOME BUT I JUST WANNA USE IT ALREADY.

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AiraCobra

Tʜɪs ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰᴇʟʟᴀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ ʙʟᴏᴡɴ ʙʏ ᴀ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴡᴇᴀʀs ᴀ Bʀᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ Cʀᴀɪɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ɪɴ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɴᴅ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ʙʏ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴏɴᴇ

 

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ten-a-penny

MTD tho

 

 

 

I get home, I switch on my TV. I tune to some cartoon network, you know, to feed the inner kid in me. After that trash known as Teen Titans Ho has gone off, I see an advertisement talking about standing up to bullying, and "we speak up."

Now there are many arguments, violence isn't the answer, it only leads to more problems, or ends up getting your child suspended or expelled.......

f*ck THAT!

I don't know how y'all were raised, but we were taught, if a motherf*cker ever laid his hand on you, you beat his or her motherf*cking ass. They can talk all they want, gossip is for women, talking is for bitches, but seeing as how most aren't bout the tough sh*t they be talking bout, they shan't be called a bully.

"Oh he's bullying me!" Kick his f*cking ass!
"He said mean things to me, he said my mama do bath salts, and swallow bugs! Wahh! Wahhh!"
Anyone can talk brother, brother, but only a coward would slander another's name.

What's up with kids these days? They're supposed to be having the times of their lives, true, but they also have to know how to stand up to a motherf*cker when the time comes. I don't believe in that bullying sh*t bro, it's like saying you have a sickness when you don't, and you believe that sh*t like it's real, and so does everyone else.

Teach your son how to be a man, teach him to handle his business like a man should. Let them get knocked in the dirt, a little bit of blood in their mouth, and teeth in their fists, it's better than growing up and being a bona fide bitch later in life when push comes to shove.

I've had my fair share of fights, lost some, won some, but from those I lost, it was from standing up to kids when they saw me as something to take their frustrations out on.

I used to be the little kid, y'know? Big book bag, f*cked up hair cut, made fun of, but it didn't drive me to kill myself or anything. Specifically was this guy name Steven, in the 6th grade, he picked on me nonstop, until one day, he decided to put his hand on me. I slapped the ghetto out of him, and we fought outside of the classroom. I lost, but he never said a word to me again.

I understand that kids are growing up differently today, taught to turn the other cheek, I was too, sh*t. You know how many times I had to turn the other cheek in high school? Me wanting to run a motherf*cker down when he said some racist sh*t to my sister? Me in the kitchen, hearing about how he said n****r this, n****r that, and nobody, not even the teacher gave a single f*ck?

Couldn't afford to be a vagrant in the last years. I had size, I had intimidation too, but people still wanted to mouth off.

I will never apologize for kicking the sh*t out of someone who deserves it. I will never scold my son, or daughter for doing it either, only if they were the victim.

Boys fight, men fight, it's in our nature. If you never had a fight in your life, how do you know you can fight?

Your kid getting bullied at school? Big whoop, grow a f*cking spine. You want to do something about it? Get out in that yard, and teach them how to use those fists. You can shake a hand, but when all else fails, you can at least handle your business.

Like. A. Man.

 

 

 

so i was watching a television network that's core demographic is literal children, and this ad came on that said 'don't bully people', and i'm sitting there in my spongebob pajamas with a capri sun and a hot plate of toy story kraft mac and cheese, and i just lost it. like f*ck, just be a man. fight everyone. teach your kids how to use a sword.

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1972

Speaking of which

 

dork absentis paid me 40 bucks to sh*t in his mouth

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Voodoo

 

Penisilin.

Is that what your doc has been giving you

 

Quality :^:

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Tonguegirl
Posted (edited)

Ohhhh, I really liked this car.

 

Then I found out it was optionally weaponizable.

 

Goodbye Savestra

 

LOL

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1972

 

I don't think

Let me stop you here. This is your problem.

lmao

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ten-a-penny

 

I'm all good with being the antagonist btw.

"Antagonist" suggest significance. At best, in this film analogy, you're Nameless Henchman #6

 

#BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

 

E:

 

How did I forgot about this gem?

 

 

 

Naturally, I'm expecting a bunch of rage comments for posting this, but, well, sometimes I feel inclined to post what's on my mind from time to time.

We get it you're trying to be different and edgyz. :rol:
P O T K E T T L E Edited by ten-a-penny

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Maxxi

 

Don't accept his application he is a Wars Trek nerd!!!

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ARTHUR.

 

FYI, I said a guy was cute in the Member Photos thread. OMG the audacity, stone me to death in public.

 

Yep. That's all you said.

 

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Tonguegirl

 

 

 

 


FYI, I said a guy was cute in the Member Photos thread. OMG the audacity, stone me to death in public.

 

Yep. That's all you said.

 

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And if it was said anywhere else other than the Member Photo threads it wouldn't be an issue.

 

Calling it unsolicited sexual harrassment is frankly ridiculous. An off-colour 'lewd' comment perhaps. :D

At least you have the original post to make your judgement on and you're not engaging in gossip-mongering to validate stupidity.

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