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Naomi

Quotable Notables @ GTAF

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Good Hombre

Hitler was also jewish

 

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Finn 7 five 11

Had a wonderful belly laugh from this

 

 

 

Can't even walk around on a nice day without some f*cking pig harassing me.

You should probably move away from your farm then.

 

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/264619-grumpy-old-forumers/page-732?do=findComment&comment=1069573780

Edited by Finn 7 five 11

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Jon Jon

Hi there, yes as the topic suggests I have an odd thing for being run over by girls in their cars on GTA 5, call it a fetish or whatever you like. Anyway, my friend likes to participate and run me over in her truck, we usually drive to the airfield in a Private Lobby to do it or various other points around the map and other girls join who we've met in other Lobbies so we are looking for other girls to join in the fun. Just turn up with a car or truck, also if girls want to shoot me while others run me over/swap round that kind of thing that's fine by me. Please, girls only as that's the main part of it. I play it on the PS3 and am online daily. If you're interested hit me up here or message/ add me on PSN my gamer tag is Lego_Swamps thanks!

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Femme Fatale

What a weirdo, lol.

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Static

What a weirdo, lol.

 

Radda radda pot radda radda kettle

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ten-a-penny

 

What a weirdo, lol.

 

Radda radda pot radda radda kettle

Quotable Notable post in a Quotable Notables @ GTAF thread. Why dafuq not?

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John Smith

Pretty much the quality standard of D&D the past year or so

 

 

Stop sucking Trump's cock, you're embarrassing yourself.

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DOUGL4S1

 

2017 was sh*t.

the whole of history is basically just sh*t stacked on sh*t

I felt that for the past 5 year or so each one has been getting worse and worse, so hold your pizza Donatello, 2018 is just around the corner.

sh*t sucks. The world is a f*cked up place. Life is hard. sh*t is unfair.

 

Get used to it.

 

Look at the positives around you or sh*t is going to get real depressing real fast.

 

Big change happens over a long period of time...longer than any of our life spans.

 

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AiraCobra

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*Face palms*

 

Better yet let just make it PC exclusive since we can make them even more powerful then XBone X

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Skeever

A classic. I giggle every time I read it.

 

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El Dildo

it's funny cuz it's true n stuff

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Femme Fatale

Squeez my flacid dick in the disc hole, then watch some animal on human porn to make it hard and watch my dick grown in the hole whilst the sides of the disc hole cut into my dick deep enough to have the disc become part of me.

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1972

i'm a sociobubblebath.

Confession of the day.

 

 

It cracked me up more than it should :D

 

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Algonquin Assassin

 

Squeez my flacid dick in the disc hole, then watch some animal on human porn to make it hard and watch my dick grown in the hole whilst the sides of the disc hole cut into my dick deep enough to have the disc become part of me.

Pre-GTA V release nostalgia and the weirdos that came with it lol.

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1972

I confess my first copy of San Andreas I actually stole, because the bitch behind the counter said "you look the type who shouldn't play this game" and I was like "wut, bitch?!"

 

If it was the underage thing (because I was underage when SA came out) I would've been alright, cool. But bitch, I came in there to do business and purchase a game from you, not get my head shrunk.

 

End of, stole the game and smashed their window a week later. Result :)

Hide your kids and your wives!

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AiraCobra

 

and how I would deepthroat that bitch until she could taste my nuts.

Shouldn't it be "she deepthroated me"? Or were you deepthroating her, and somehow she tasted your nuts?

 

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Quadro

Sorry to ruin the hat trick ^^

 

OP Title: What if Rockstar buffed Ghost Organisation?

And then Ghost organization would have a custom timer set by the CEO at a max of 60 minutes. The cost of this ability increases with the time spent. And every ten minutes the lobby is noticed by the organization being ghosted

😂

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John Smith

How long before Meryl Streep arranges a candelit vigil to help Spacey get through this difficult time in his life?

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M0rk

can you make the tits of the female peds BOUNCE (like real human hotties ) when they walk..?

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SHIFAAH9

 

can you make the tits of the female peds BOUNCE (like real human hotties ) when they walk..?

 

ha. ha. real funny... :angry:

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Nico

When the little children crawl inside a serious discussion topic.

 

 

You know what, I say we form a group, armed with Pistols, SMGs, Shotguns and Assault Rifles, and we just go around killing anyone who murders, rapes, tortures etc etc. This would be a challenge, but we could also break into a jail, take a murderer, and torture the sh*t out of him, ending it with a bullet to the head.

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Piggsy pls

Got a genuine laugh out of this.

 

 

Blocking traffic disrupts business as usual.

If by "business as usual" you mean "complete strangers getting on with their lives" then you're right. None of these protesters are stopping limousines filled with politicians and government agents, being escorted by police cruisers. They're stopping normal people who have sh*t to do.

 

 

 

It interrupts the flow of capital, even if only momentarily.

 

No, it doesn't. What it does, is piss people off and make them call the cops. And then when the cops show up, they like to act like they're being oppressed even more, as if jaywalking, obstructing traffic and worst case scenario, causing a traffic accident, is perfectly legal and perfectly justifiable, just as long as it's in the name of "Social Justice". These protests have not shut down any major corporations. So far it's proven to be good for nothing other than giving people road rage and getting themselves ran over and/or arrested. What's the ratio of vehicular manslaughters and arrests vs. businesses and corporations actually being hurt by people standing in the middle of busy highways again? Don't worry, I'll wait.

 

 

 

 

 

It's not meant to appeal to people on the highway and it's not about winning them to a cause, it's about shutting sh*t down.

 

 

 

 

This just feeds further into my last statement. What exactly is being shut down by these intrusive "protests"? Yeah okay, "it's not about winning them to a cause".

Then that's just incredibly silly and foolish. If you want to actually shut sh*t down, then you need numbers. A classroom's worth of enraged tweens and college students will never be enough to do anything more than piss off motorists. In fact, a lot of the subjects that protesters are....well, "protesting", become well known mostly because of social media outrage. So in all actuality, as a tactic, blocking traffic accomplishes absolutely nothing. It hasn't accomplished anything for a long time. That's why it ultimately looks like nothing more than a bunch of irrational people playing in busy highways and shouting "LOOK AT ME! I'M OFFENDED!" Want to contribute? Then stay out of the f*cking road. Some people with cars also have power to raise awareness through more rational and less intrusive means. And if you want to stand outside and protest so badly, then go buy a megaphone and do it in a parking lot or something. Without blocking oncoming vehicles. People may look at you funny, some may be annoyed. But at least it'll inconvenience less people, not as many will be mad at you, and hey! The clock might not strike "MICHELIN ON NIKE TIME"! And with that, it's possible that more people will be willing to listen to what you have to say. And that could possibly transition into higher numbers.

 

 

 

We could debate it's effectiveness as a tactic, but I don't think it's fair to say that people who utilize that particular tactic are 'selfish assholes' because they might make someone late for work.

Then what are they? They certainly aren't the group up vigilante heroes that they try so hard to pretend to be.

self·ish

ˈselfiSH/

 

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    (of a person, action, or motive) lacking consideration for others; concerned chiefly with one's own personal profit or pleasure.

     

     

     

Even by definition, what they're doing, is selfish. Why should somebody have to be late for work (and possibly even fired) just because some people who have absolutely nothing better to do with their lives, other than scream at cars, are angry about something? Most of these protesters actually don't consider the possibility that, hey, some of these people have bills to pay, mouths to feed and deadlines to be met! Nope, not at all. To them, their own opinions and outrages are more important than people providing for their families. SO. Let's just say a group of people, holding up protest signs and wearing those dorky looking Guy Fawkes masks decide to congest a highway. On the other end, we have people in vehicles, who all have sh*t to do. Now let's say a few of those people lost their jobs for being late.The protesters in question who caused this won't know. And none of them have taken that possibility into consideration. But again, a few people have ended up losing jobs in this scenario, all in the name of whatever agenda said protesters were trying to push. And the businesses linked to said jobs aren't being hurt one bit, as the employee that was fired can and will be replaced. In fact, these businesses have absolutely nothing to do with the goal that the protesters were trying to accomplish. But again, the protesters in this scenario do not take any of that into consideration, not for a split second.

 

Just let that scenario play out in your head. Repeat it a few times if you have to. If that isn't the epitome of selfish, then what is it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also don't think it's a legitimate concern that they might prevent someone from receiving medical attention, I've never heard of emergency vehicles--aside from cop cars--being prevented from passing through.

 

Just because you've never heard of it, doesn't mean it's not a possibility. But when protesters are letting firetrucks and ambulances through, don't automatically assume it's always out of the goodness of their hearts. While many let them pass by simply solely for the reason that firetrucks and ambulances have very important, sometimes dire situations to attend to, it should be obvious that there are a lot of others who let them by for other reasons. Self-interest reasons. A guy could be moving out of the way of a firetruck out of genuine concern that it's responding to an emergency, while the guy next to him probably doesn't give a sh*t where the firetruck is going, he's only moving because firetrucks are loud and getting hosed down by one sounds scary.

A guy could let an ambulance by, out of hopes that whoever it's tending to will be alright, while the guy next to him is moving out of the way simply because if he doesn't, that'll more than likely result in a huge social backlash, which would make not only themselves, but their agenda look bad. Just because minds agree on something, doesn't mean they're all the same, remember that. NOW... Why are cop cars not gained this same kind of respect? Right, because "f*ck authority" etc. In a way, I agree on that notion. Do I agree with grouping up in front of them, simply just to challenge their authority though? Well, no. There are other ways to challenge a cop's authority. Actually knowing the laws, your "rights" and how they all work has proven to be a very good way; knowledge is power! But anyway, no, I think this whole fascination with grouping up in front of police cruisers is very stupid. Sure, a lot of the time you see a black'n'white (or blue'n'silver, white'n'blue etc, depends on where you're from) Dodge Charger roll up on a protest, then that's what it's responding to. But it's not good to assume. It's very possible that the police car in question was on it's way to a different crime scene, perhaps someone's life is currently at risk? It's likely that the people protesting in the highway don't know about that. But coincidentally, the police car, already on it's way to deal with a more dire situation, now has to be stopped, in order to deal with...uh..some highschool kids who are mad at Donald Trump. Okay then. Now it's taking first responders longer to get to the crime scene (how much longer shouldn't matter, so don't even try justifying that). See, the thing is, it's possible for protests to go on for a while, before they actually get reported to the cops. And judging from many videos of protests on the internet, it happens quite a bit. These kinds of protesters often seem to disregard that themselves and their personal agendas are not the center of the universe. So when they see those flashing blue lights, they're almost always super excited to flex what little authority they actually have, once more, being inconsiderate and not stopping to think, maybe the officer was called for something else and that they're just in his or her way. This just circulates right back to their own selfish mindsets and how unaware they are of what's going on in the world, other than what they read on Tumblr. They don't actually know what those officers are responding to every time they show up at a protest. It's just that the officers have to deal with them, because by obstructing the path of a police car, they're breaking more laws than they actually think. Then again, from what I've observed, many of them can't even tell the difference between police officers and highway patrol, they just see a car with flashing blue lights and get their game faces on, ready to pretend they're being victimized, when really, they're completely and utterly agitating people.

 

There's a reason that when social media is used to make a cause heard, it tends to circulate and gain numbers. When people post vlogs about important matters, what tends to happen? People listen, and a lot of times, agree. Same concept applies to other social media sites. What happens when people protest in places like parking lots or sidewalks, without being purposely obstructive and obnoxious? People tend to notice them in a less aggressive manner and if they agree, then they'll probably acknowledge it in some way. If they disagree, then they'll go on about their business.

What usually happens when people protest by blocking traffic in highways? They get filmed either being arrested or ran over. That footage gets posted on YouTube/Facebook/Twitter, then people, who probably even stand for the same cause, watch those videos and laugh. It contributes nothing compared to other methods of protest, it gets people hurt, ruins their image and makes them look like assholes. Did you ever stop and think, every time a protester standing in the middle of the road gets recorded being arrested or hit by a sedan, most, if not all of the comments on the video are either rooting for the police, or the person that gassed it and plowed through said protesters with their car?

 

I'm not against protesting. If you want to make your voice heard, then that's all well and good. It's necessary for a society to be aware of and try to understand different viewpoints and ideals.

 

What I am against, is being a f*cking moron. Unless your goal is simply to piss everyone off, get flipped over a moving vehicle or get arrested, then there's no actual reason in this day and age to be doing that sh*t. The only thing you've accomplished by doing that, is that now a bunch of people who don't even know you, hate you.

 

I shouldn't even have to explain why protesting via obstructing traffic is a stupid idea in this day and age, but here's a novel on why it is.

didnt read lol

 

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Cebra

I just turned the game on again.

 

So I was walking down the stairs and I had the AK equipped. I aimed and pressed the wrong button to zoom and let off a round.

 

It alerted the cops. I wanted to see if I really had to get out of range and it turns out you do. I walked out the door and the cops said, "There you are you sissy. Hiding like a sissy."

 

Now go to a porn site and type in sissy. It's what they're calling transsexuals. Refer back to the earlier missions. The other official name for MI6 is SIS. SISsy.

 

The first mission I did after losing the cops was the Elizabeta one where she kills Manny and you sell his organs. After the doctor drives off turn around and notice a big sign P.45. P45 is what you get in the UK when you get fired.

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M0rk

Whenever I drive fast, peds always stick their middle finger from their car to me. how to fix this

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ARTHUR.

I'm just asking, how it feels when touching woman's breast?

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ten-a-penny

 

 

Collusion on its own isn't a crime but I'll bet that if the left's fantasy comes true and Trump is charged, Pence's first action as president will be pardoning Trump. Still, the most likely outcome is the Russian investigation ends and Trump serves out the rest of his terms. You do seem excited about the prospect of him leaving. You're that eager for Pence? I think it'd be great.

See, more bragging. Why are you bragging about your own country getting trashed? If you want to be edgy, might I suggest a cool haircut or something?

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Blaze

 

Acid Burn - i fill tree holes with wrigleys extra and stick my dick in it

Brilliant! This man is going places.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/264619-grumpy-old-forumers/page-782?do=findComment&comment=1069946014

 

 

thanks for leaving out the context but you're right im going places

 

to the park to f*ck a spruce tree

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