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1972

i'm so angry you know strange people? today's my friend birthday, that bitch doesn't invite me. He only invite girls, motherf*cking bitch, and today i think i don't need friends, i can stay alone, why friends? i can't stay with those

motherf*ckings traitors, i only have 2 friends (girls) and i don't have friends (boys), but now i think i can take advantage of they, haahha yeah i'll do that sh*t. They never invite me to their birthdays cuz im so annonying.

Now i'll play football alone, one day i'll be da best and that bitches are going to see me in the top

Today on how to badass.

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Good Hombre

Get out with your Mars! This is gta not mass effect!

Get out with your nerdness! This is the GTA universe where republican space rangers and pogo the monkey exist! Pogo becomes the president of the USA and he'll approve sending rangers to Mars. Hell, even monkeys won the Fame or Shame contests hosted by Lazlow.

Your ridiculous is starting to show! If you believe GTA doesn't have aliens, you're a critic.

Just because GTA would rather not have sexual relationships with aliens, doesn't mean you need to oppose R*'s direction to have deathmatches on Mars.

We all saw the latest GTA 5 DLC "Smugglers" and it so does have Mar's dlc speculation labelled on it!

 

This guy is definitely on crack.

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RedDagger

BTW

 

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You can't possibly expect me to take someone like you seriously. Here's a big f*ck you, from me and my immigrant girlfriend xD

yes, this is D&D

 

no, I don't know stop asking

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ten-a-penny

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My reaction

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Quadro

 

As others have said, it's for a bunker supply mission. Why you saw it when you were alone, I don't know, it's a glitchy game.

Come on, you can't call this game glitchy. Play early access game for comparison, or other AAA games. GTA for its scale doesn't have that many bugs.

...

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Blaze

 

Get out with your Mars! This is gta not mass effect!

Get out with your nerdness! This is the GTA universe where republican space rangers and pogo the monkey exist! Pogo becomes the president of the USA and he'll approve sending rangers to Mars. Hell, even monkeys won the Fame or Shame contests hosted by Lazlow.

Your ridiculous is starting to show! If you believe GTA doesn't have aliens, you're a critic.

Just because GTA would rather not have sexual relationships with aliens, doesn't mean you need to oppose R*'s direction to have deathmatches on Mars.

We all saw the latest GTA 5 DLC "Smugglers" and it so does have Mar's dlc speculation labelled on it!

 

This guy is definitely on crack.

 

 

dont be pogophobic

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Blaze

@{corleone}LuRey:Are you kidding me? As is known to all, the fans of grand theft auto is intelligent and elegant. You should learn how to be a gentleman, instead of being a naghuty boy who is rude and silly.

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Chiarii

go f/ck yourself

how's that an for apology?

TFW when you're angry, but you also wonder 'how's that an for apology'.

 

Top. Notch. D&D.

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The Deadite

El Diablo f*cking sucks but you are even worst than he is, it's not like your contributions to D&D are any better than that.

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Chiarii

El Diablo f*cking sucks

> El Diablo likes this.

 

LOL that self-hatred tho

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The Deadite

 

El Diablo f*cking sucks

> El Diablo likes this.

 

LOL that self-hatred tho

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Chiarii

Right, I like that you have such a problem with me despite having never really talked to me. It was also a cute question.

 

Below, we can see our hero swoop in, saving the thread from derailment. "Hey guy I don't see a quote there" he says to Chiari, willfully ignoring the deadite's quote-free provocation a mere 4 posts above his own.

Edited by Chiari

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Moonshield

Hey guy, I don't see a quote there. Take it to PM or don't, just don't try to squabble in a completely unrelated topic.

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ten-a-penny

 

The fuk? Quid? Crisps? Speak English damnit!

A few questions there that need answered.

 

Quid means a quid.

 

Crisps means crisps.

 

And just for a bonus: Colour is spelled 'colour'.

Smith rockin' again.

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1972

 

that feeling when you realize you still have 20-30 years left before you can drop dead

Remember back in the day we were convinced Reagan and the Russians were going to end the world and all that. I built my f*cking life around knowing that I wouldn't have to live all the way through to my (non-WWIII) death.

 

Mother f*ckers f*cked my life. I had no plans on growing into a responsible adult. I'm still not over the shock and realization.

This is the best post I've ever read on this forum.

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Uncle Sikee Atric

When the dead refuse to die....

 

 

Cuz it's been like 5 months and i forgot about this whole thing and then i just remembered a few minutes ago when i was on the GTA Online subreddit

 

When i typed in Gta this popped up and here I am.

 

 

Im not going to sit here and start making demands (Even though I would LOVE to have my Original account back again)

 

I would just like to be apart of the community again.

 

all crap aside

 

 

 

(also if i get my account n stuff back can i please have my wall of Photos)

 

 

IT IS VERY TEDIOUS TO MAKE

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The Deadite

Theres nothing quotable about that pile of cancer.

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Algonquin Assassin

OK, I'm feeling generous today. Let's see how long you can stay out of trouble. Good luck :^:

It's worrying when Voodoo's being generous.

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Voodoo

 

OK, I'm feeling generous today. Let's see how long you can stay out of trouble. Good luck :^:

It's worrying when Voodoo's being generous.

 

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John Smith

Apparently if you close your eyes and say Darth Absentis three times and then open your eyes and refresh gen chat he'll have posted.

Spoooookkkkyyy.....

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ten-a-penny

^ From said thread:

 

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Youtubers be like:

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John Smith

Would definitely have the recipe for an interesting character:

 

 

'Arthur Morgan'.

 

What a lackluster name.

 

And yet, so wonderfully era-appropriate. What were you expecting? Zarjazz Mcfantastif*ck?

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Piggsy pls

 

Blasterman said he wants to ignore all the hype and marketing before release and yet here he is making this thread himself

 

Brilliant lol

Seriously, do you guys f*cking hate me or something?

 

 

Yes, this is one of the only threads I was going to make. It was a geeked-out, teenage-boy-like response to watching a trailer for a game I really want to play and then jumping on here to post the first and most relevant thing I noticed.

 

I haven't been reading the gaming articles and previews and leaks or none of that al year because I try not to do anything with anything that I love because it spoils it.

 

Should be evident enough that I don't even remember or care that Marsten is spelled with a e or an o.

 

Seriously, go f*ck yourselves. You guys are pathetic failures at life for having the time to go out of your way to give me sh*t about this. The ones who keep coming here to harass me are seriously pieces of human garbage. What in the hell is wrong with your lives that you have the time and the inclination to waste your time harassing and insulting me?

 

**** *** guys and your onely passive aggressive forum trolling. It gets me legitimately depressed imagining what kind of lives you have and what kinds of people you must be and how much of a failure everything that you do is in order to feel like it's ok to come in here and do this garbage to me regularly. It is literally like some of you have a hardon for me and its just creepy and weird.

 

Please leave me alone, stop stalking my threads, stop harassing me, stop insulting me, stop paying so much attention to me. You guys are disgusting.

 

The game is going to be great and John Marrenheimermaster will be in it and I hope he is playable.

 

That aside, I'm done taking to you pieces of garbage. Lock the thread, you bitches.

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Rafae

^ lmfao

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livejoker

Ayy, finally made it in here. Awesome.

Surprised no one tried the Youtube link.

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1972

Hey, Red Dagger. Remember me from a few pages back? I'm calling you out, punk, to the town square. What have you got to say now about the validity of the leaked map? Seems pretty irrefutably genuine now, I reckon. Your move, greenhorn.

He would defend the leaked map with his life.

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sreyazsec

I was at university at around 11pm last night because I had an assignment due at midnight and of course I left it to the last minute because I've been busy fapping the past few weeks. Usually I do everything I can to avoid being on campus because I hate humanity but I study finance and needed to use some stupid simulation program that was only on university computers.

 

There was probably only 10 people in the entire library because normies are busy partying on a Friday night, but I was the only one on the ground floor of the library. Where I was sitting was facing the library door that used to be automatic regardless of the hour but due to some security issues they changed it so you now have to swipe your student card on the door to get in after 7pm.

 

So anyway some Stacy walks up to the door and mustn't have known that you now needed to swipe your card now (dumb bitch). Or maybe she just forgot her card.

 

She starts waving at me and banging on the glass making motions for me to open it from the inside for her but I just ignored her. She had a few books in her arms and stood there like an idiot for over 20 minutes trying to get my attention. LMAO.

 

I just put my headphones in and immersed myself in my laptop and blocked her out.

 

After literally banging on the glass for a looong time she just walked away and left. Hopefully she had an assignment due and couldn`t submit it lol.

 

I should have felt bad, but I have no sympathy for normberts. They can't say sh*t to me. I was following school policy. If anyone tries to confront me at the school for this I can say "I won't open the door for an unknown who doesn't have a card. For all I know she could've been a female terrorist from ISIS". They can't touch me...I have a defense.

 

Highest Damage Scenario: I ruined her grade by not allowing her to access the computers at an integral time.

 

Lowest Damage Scenario: She was only coming to the library just to hang out with other normberts and all I did was inconvenience her to waste 20 minutes of her time.

 

 

My emotions either way:

*lame meme*

 

Make it stop.

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1972

^^ well, at least it made me laugh especially reading through the first bit.

 

If I were a Pokemon, my special move would be charm. I'd use my cuteness to manipulate people, and get what I want. :D

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