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Payne Killer

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Leftist Bastard

i legitimately have no idea whats going on are we talking real apartments or gtao

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Anyone? Bueller?

 

The movie reference honestly made me chuckle :lol:

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Uncle Sikee Atric

The question is this thread is : Has GTA Online made you a better person?

 

I answer with :

 

 

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Although you can bet your back teeth some of the Online regulars would say it has!

A few hours later this appears:

 

 

When I get the energy, I'll tell you why the answer for me is YES in full detail.

 

It's not as straightforward as that, because now I think I would become an even better person if I quit playing GTA.

 

But back in October 2013, GTA V saved my life from the abyss. I wouldn't be sober and successful, running my own business, getting laid, enjoying my life, living on my own with a cool cat named Sammy on the West Coast --- had I never played GTA V.

 

GTA V saved my life.

I rest my case!

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DOUGL4S1

Someone just got banned twice, and in under 4 hours. Is this some sort of new record?

 

E: Apparently he's back, so nvm.

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Uncle Sikee Atric

I love some Recruitment threads :

 

 

XB1 Snob Racers, you know who you are. "Snob is Boss spelled backwards sort of"

 

[LINK EDITED AND REMOVED]

 

Everything under construction. You know, standards being so high and all that.

 

Snob, boss, what?

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Jon Jon

I love some Recruitment threads :

 

 

XB1 Snob Racers, you know who you are. "Snob is Boss spelled backwards sort of"

 

[LINK EDITED AND REMOVED]

 

Everything under construction. You know, standards being so high and all that.

Snob, boss, what?

Here's where it originated from.

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DOUGL4S1

I don't want a Bully 2. Jimmy was a high school dropout. There is no way his goes on to college. We all saw Jimmy Hopkins get his ear shot off by Franklin in GTA 5, while wearing a bigfoot disguise. Either make Max Payne 4 or GTA 6 on current gen, since GTA 5 was originally on PS3 and remastered on PS4. Bully 2 has to take place in Los Santos, which is why GTA 6 needs to be published 1st.

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Crokey

Someone just got banned twice, and in under 4 hours. Is this some sort of new record?

 

Not by a long shot, the record is probably in seconds and most likely held by the mush that doesn't flush, Mr Philip Fudge esq.

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Voodoo

Yeah, I've had plenty of occasions where I'll just sit and refresh the IP tools and catch PBMs within seconds of new account registration. The above mentioned included.

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DOUGL4S1

Yeah, I've had plenty of occasions where I'll just sit and refresh the IP tools and catch PBMs within seconds of new account registration. The above mentioned included.

Sounds like a fun game of Whack-a-Mole.

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ten-a-penny

My father, being the lazy dickhead he is, he refused to take me to the Phone Shop so I can format this sh*tty phone. So I learned how to do this on my own, in hopes that I might FINALLY get rid of the f*cktardery that is the latest Android Update. I formatted the sh*tty thing with success, only to end up regretting it instantly.

 

Everything's wiped out for NOTHING, the sh*tty update is still there. Thankfully, at least, my images are still there. But everything else's gone (yes, I know, a Factory Reset removes EVERYTHING in your phone/PC/whatever, that ain't the point) and now I need to redo everything from scratch. All for nothing.

 

Bonus Rant: The USB connection to my phone keep randomly breaking out, on its own, for no f'ing reason, making it hard AF to transfer anything from laptop to phone and vice-versa, all because the idiot who installed Windows in this laptop didn't install Bluetooth with it. Dumbass.

 

Bonus Rant MK-II: Love how my father is acting all salty because I, and I quote, was downloading the sh*tty songs he waited and decided to wait 'till said sh*tty songs download before I start downloading others. This is how it went: I YouTube'd the songs he wanted, one by one, used a YT2MP3 site to download the songs, waited for the current song that's downloading to finish before I start another. And he got salty over me waiting for the song to download to go on to another. That's it. Didn't do anything worthy of him to piss him off. Then again, I'm dealing with the Arab parent version of baby Drumpf, so I can't complain much.

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AlienTwo

My father, being the lazy dickhead he is, he refused to take me to the Phone Shop so I can format this sh*tty phone. So I learned how to do this on my own, in hopes that I might FINALLY get rid of the f*cktardery that is the latest Android Update. I formatted the sh*tty thing with success, only to end up regretting it instantly.

 

Everything's wiped out for NOTHING, the sh*tty update is still there. Thankfully, at least, my images are still there. But everything else's gone (yes, I know, a Factory Reset removes EVERYTHING in your phone/PC/whatever, that ain't the point) and now I need to redo everything from scratch. All for nothing.

 

Bonus Rant: The USB connection to my phone keep randomly breaking out, on its own, for no f'ing reason, making it hard AF to transfer anything from laptop to phone and vice-versa, all because the idiot who installed Windows in this laptop didn't install Bluetooth with it. Dumbass.

 

Bonus Rant MK-II: Love how my father is acting all salty because I, and I quote, was downloading the sh*tty songs he waited and decided to wait 'till said sh*tty songs download before I start downloading others. This is how it went: I YouTube'd the songs he wanted, one by one, used a YT2MP3 site to download the songs, waited for the current song that's downloading to finish before I start another. And he got salty over me waiting for the song to download to go on to another. That's it. Didn't do anything worthy of him to piss him off. Then again, I'm dealing with the Arab parent version of baby Drumpf, so I can't complain much.

Whoops? Wrong thread?

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~Tiger~

Whoops? Wrong thread?

It made a great quote though...

 

 

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ten-a-penny

Gee, for a split second I though this was the Grumpy Old Forumers thread. Way to go, Ten!

 

 

Can anyone around here move that sh*t to its rightful place?

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Algonquin Assassin

 

GTA IV is still obviously the best because of the great story and characters, well done setting and atmosphere.

 

And third its V, it has a lot of flaws (sh*t antagonists, dumbed down physics etc.) but the world Rockstar created is filled with detail and its still a lot of fun. After LC, LS is certainly the best open world city in gaming. The story while messy was also entertaining.

Well, IV was boring, had boring characters, a basic plot (honestly, people are still trying to make out that it had any sort of story) As for the setting. I ws very pretty, but nothing but more and more city got old very quickly.

 

V Has the two best antagonists around. Mike and Trevor were complicated characters who weren't just cookie cutter bad guys like basic model Niko was. As for the physics? Who wants realistic driving in a gta game? f*ck that. Remember the days of your car accidentally flipping over in the middle of nowhere and you knew it was a long run back to civilisation because it was just about to go on fire? V solved that by allowing us control in the air. A vast gaming improvement.

 

For me?

 

V

SA

III

IV

Vice City

 

 

 

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Well that made my day.

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The Deadite

I don't need to defend the claims that I make because I already know I'm right. As a result, if you disagree with them I know you're wrong. I'm not going to run around defending what I already know to be true and impeccable.

E: Me saying something is evidence in itself.

lmao this gem was posted in D&D from all places.

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ten-a-penny

You could combine all of the DLC together and it wouldn't add up to the content of TLAD or TBoGT. That's a fact. None of the content is worth anything. The servers? Who'd pay for that garbage?

 

I paid $60 for this game twice. If you want to call me a freeloader, I'll meet your 9-year-old ass in the parking lot so you can watch me f*ck your mom in the back of Rumpo.

E: Highlighted the "Quotable Notable @ GTAF"-worthy part.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

About some GTAO related thing, so i am not sure if everyone will understand it, but i found it funny though.

 

 

I've done the research overnight, when I'm asleep and the character is watching the security cams - that saves money

Keep your hand at the wallet, and just enjoy the goodies a little later, so you don't have to grind all yr cash back

 

 

Research Staff:

Dude 1 "He's doing it again..."

Dude 2 "Doing what?"

Dude 1 "Standing there watching us on the security cameras completely stone still."

Dude 2 "Yeah, and?"

Dude 1 "He does this every night for hours. Just standing there. Don't you find that the least bit creepy?"

Dude 2 "Really? The man pays you a ridiculous wage to stare at a 3D printer holding a clipboard every day and you're complaining? Shut up and thank your lucky stars he's not one of those nut jobs running around in board shorts, flip flops and a raccoon mask like my cousin Will has to deal with."

Dude 1 "Yeah, you're right Carl. Forget I even mentioned it."

 

Man, thank god NPC's are not sentient...

 

edit:

 

 

Excellent work here!


I agree. Never a shortage of things to do.

 

 

Worst.Troll. Ever.

Edited by Darth Absentis

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Blaze
I don't need to defend the claims that I make because I already know I'm right. As a result, if you disagree with them I know you're wrong. I'm not going to run around defending what I already know to be true and impeccable.

 

posting this again because i foraged into dnd expecting coherent discussion and came out after essentially reading "yeah im always right and you're wrong but i dont have any sources im just right because i am the best"

 

fella should be a lawyer

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

-gibberish-

I don't know. Reading your comments, if I were to have the same mentality as you, I'd probably encourage your termination in the womb.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

We all know there's Ammu-Nations everywhere in San Andreas, but what if regulations were imposed on each one?What if your Character had to obtain guns in other ways, such as stealing shipments from rival gangs exclusively, or robbing them from the Ammu-Nations without buying them. How would this affect you game play style?

 

What if fictional U.S. Lobbyist Elizabeth Sloane was responsible for the heavy regulations on guns in San Andreas?

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She might be the one responsible for the heavy regulations on firearms in San Andreas now, but is she too stupid to know that this only makes your illicit firearm gunrunning business even more lucrative or would you find her to be more of a nuisance as Guns for your Character personally might now be harder to obtain?

 

 

So, do you think your Character would let her have her way in the world of Lobbying, or would you attempt to stop her from imposing the regulations?

39137243.jpgWould you find her actions actually leading to more profit for your Character or would you find them halting the process of the business you already have?

Really...wtf did i just read ?! :D

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~Tiger~

The importance of clear communication: QUOTE

 

:rol:

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

This isn't Random Chat, let's try and avoid the inane bullsh*t and focus on bitching about stuff.

 

:pp

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Not because it's funny. More so the opposite...

 

 

Single player has been dead since the advent of 2015. Who hasn't achieved 100% at this point? Everyone has moved on to Online years ago. I'm never touching single player again, just as I have never done with any game after attaining 100% completion. GTA Online is where the player base and the potential for revenue is today, which R*/TT have clearly understood. Only a few misfits who never liked playing with/against others are still seriously whining about SP DLC. Get it through your retarded heads that a 4-year old game will never get new SP DLC.

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Good Hombre

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Retired Mafia

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

 

 

 

remove your sig f*ckface

 

and your sh*tty gore picture thanks kys

 

 

Wow....holly cow... :monocle:

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Algonquin Assassin

 

Nah, I'm not Osho, but i do missed him after he gets banned

Well i don't miss him at all lmao he was always a bag of cockcancer

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ten-a-penny

dis a winner m8

 

 

 

 

 

 

The excessive hatred & animosity directed towards V on this forum agitates me, not because people don't like it that's their right, but the obsessive nitpicking & negativity towards it is just so constant.

It works both ways though. IMO the so called "negativity" gets blown out of proportion too much.

I've seen it plenty of times where people have tried expressing something they don't like only to be labelled a "hater" even if they don't really hate it at all.

It's not like positive discussion for it isn't encouraged and in fact most people leave them alone if they don't have anything positive to add.

 


Sorry, but I respectfully disagree, for instance, someone responded to a negative comment about V by putting a positive comment in the confessions thread and it has since been met with three negative responses.

It's hard to refute that this is a pretty toxic place when it comes to V.

 

It's a toxic place for any game because people don't realize not everyone has the same tastes or opinions. Don't waste your time, it's never going to change. I done been here 5 years hun.

 

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