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From the GTA Underground thread (removed so i had to take a pic)

 

 

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Is it the next hip forum thing to post unfunny sh*t to this thread lol?

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DangerZ0neX

Damn sometimes I wish I was born gay, seems easier. So open an proud right on bros. When I was 16 I ate a sh*t ton of mushrooms an tripped balls, helped me to have this ability to put myself in almost anyones shoes, a universal understanding of the many ways it is to be human persay. If anything Im a lesbian in a mans body.I sorta dislike the male form. This thing hanging down the left or right side of my leg an not bein allowed to be emotional. Giving me wedgies when I work or rubbing against the denim. Put me in the body of a female id rub my meatflower an my tatas id rub that clit allday, an sadly wish for my epic cock in hand to orgasm to myself with. Guess I dunno how it feels to cum as a woman, I know what creatin that moment is like. Even better with the dual climax. Man i love women with they gotta be so mean when we snort all the blow?. Woah im drunk damn wtf Travis. I love u all

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ten-a-penny

From the same thread:

 

 

 

how do I delete this thread

Since the thread was started by Voodoo, I believe the only way is to challenge him to a mortal combat to take his title. Unfortunately, we have a waiting list on the blood-arena. There are a lot of challengers and the damn thing takes forever to clean up.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Found this in some thread about judging players on their vehicles in the Online section:

 

 

 

It's hard to argue about aesthetics with people who haven't had the opportunity to develop a cultivated perception on the matter.

But one should never judge people based on personal aspects since for the most part, we all are merely slaves of our own realities.

The control one might believe to possess is a deception. The paths we walk or decisions we make can largely be accounted for by sheer coincidence.

However, it is to be noted that certain visual choices do seem to be strikingly prominent in the aesthetically less cultivated.

Comprehensive analytical research could certainly be used to generate generalised groups, combining both visual choices and certain indicative statistics regarding behaviour. It seems however very doubtful that any of its partcipants would benefit in any way from the conclusions such research would produce.

Someone make this guy a mod ! :)
Edited by Darth Absentis

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DOUGL4S1

 

We already have Driverless cars... They are called Taxis.

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Edited by DOUGL4S1

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RedDagger

Not making fun of the guy, but I found the edit unduly hilarious

 

 

 

What does "PSA" means?

Public Service Announcement.

 

So, PSA stands for Public Service Announcement. Thanks, men!

 

EDIT: What is a Public Service Announcement?

 

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Algonquin Assassin

We get it already. GTA4 is the Holy Grail of open-world gaming. The messiah of all that is and ever was Grand Theft Auto.

 

True that.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Ramzan Kadyrov, Chechen president, Putin's best buddy, warlord and generally unpleasant person, has sought to allay international fears over the treatment of homosexuals in Chechnya by rather laughably claiming that gay people simply don't exist in the Republic.

Which has gone down about as well as a sixth birthday party with John Wayne Gacy as the clown and a Peppa Pig cake made from entrails and human sh*t.

 

Not even i could made that last scenario up...like ever...wow :D

 

edit: fun reads overall to:

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/886494-message-me-in-a-few-months-and-well-talk-then/

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/886574-can-we-please-have-a-discussion-about-giving-my-account-back/?do=findComment&comment=1069549943

 

:lol:

Edited by Darth Absentis

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The Deadite

...I dare someone to say some of the sh*t they say to me here in real life though. I beat his ass...

Topkek

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Fun words from the bigmouth that never actually changed his name after he won the first price for drama queen 2016 on this forum, which said bigmouth said he would do that.

 

Heck, i think that even is worth a song:

 

 

 

on topic:

If I ever find the muppet that thought filling the gap between my living room skirting boards and floorboards with bathroom sealant was a good idea, I'm going to use my newly bought orbital sander and my newly bought roll of 120 grit to remove all the flesh from their face.

 

The complete page is pretty funny to though :p

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Femme Fatale

 

...I dare someone to say some of the sh*t they say to me here in real life though. I beat his ass...

TopkekI guess he decided to not take my advice. Instead of getting mad at people for (supposedly)talking sh*t about him, he should relish it. *shrugs* I did what I could.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

 

...I dare someone to say some of the sh*t they say to me here in real life though. I beat his ass...

Topkek

I guess he decided to not take my advice. Instead of getting mad at people for (supposedly)talking sh*t about him, he should relish it. *shrugs* I did what I could.

Lolwut, I barely even lurk here anymore :lol:

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DOUGL4S1

This thread.

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DOUGL4S1

http://gtaforums.com/topic/887374-descent-the-story-of-a-gta-online-cutthroat-and-scammer-not-fanfiction/

 

Insider secrets from the world of confidence men, street hustling and social engineering

 

...in GTAO!

Did he really took 11 hours to write this?

 

And what I love is the "(not fanfiction)" part, it's like those YouTubers who put titles like "I GRABBED HER TITS!!! PRANK GONE WRONG COMPILATION 2017 FUNNY TRY NOT TO LAUGH!!1!11!!!!1 **(Not Clickbait)**"

Edited by DOUGL4S1

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ten-a-penny

 

Can't even walk around on a nice day without some f*cking pig harassing me.

You should probably move away from your farm then.

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#REKT

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

 

Never heard of Rockstar announcing a DLC will be delayed.

Heists never happend.

 

 

:lol:

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

 

I'll do it for 15£.

 

Psht, you didn't even put the currency symbol in the right place! Don't not trust this man, his label is gold but his eyes are pure coal.

 

:lol:

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Femme Fatale
f*ck I wish I was there to reply to that. I love T-girl, she's sooo f*cking awesome! :colgate: Edited by Achlys

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ten-a-penny

I wanted to appeal more to women so I legally changed my name to Nutella.

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Femme Fatale

 

 

 

-I hate when people include me in a conversation and use me as a topic

Those f*ckers...

 

 

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic


Thanks.

 

Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/

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Matrelith

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic

 

 

Thanks.

 

Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/

You should see it as a challenge to spice it up some more.

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DarkSavageDeathlyCloud

 

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic

 

 

Thanks.

 

Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/

You should see it as a challenge to spice it up some more.

 

No need, he put me on ignore, so everyone is happy again.

 

on topic, answer to someone that actually was talking about a minor, but misspelled it:

 

 

If a miner hits you first, it's totally okay to punch back. They can be an ornery bunch, spending their days sub-surface and away from the sun and all...

 

:lol:

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Femme Fatale

Got a PM from someone.

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic

 

 

Thanks.

Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/

You think that's weird, look at these two I got a while back. :lol:

 

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And you don't need to leave just because close minded sissies like him are easily offended. :)

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Got a PM from someone.

 

Please remove your avatar please i dont like that pic

Thanks.

 

Times like these i really (briefly) consider if it would not be better for everyone if i just log of and never come back...jeezes.... :/

You want to leave because some loser who doesn't like homos told you to change your profile pic?

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