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universetwisters

Oh damn, I forgot this thread existed! Here's a gem of some redneck guy derailing a thread because of me to the point of it getting locked. The whole thing's here.

 

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Biohazard Abyss

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Cebra

Oh damn, I forgot this thread existed! Here's a gem of some redneck guy derailing a thread because of me to the point of it getting locked. The whole thing's here.

 

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That's creepy AF. He's definitely got a vendetta against you.

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universetwisters

 

Oh damn, I forgot this thread existed! Here's a gem of some redneck guy derailing a thread because of me to the point of it getting locked. The whole thing's here.

 

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That's creepy AF. He's definitely got a vendetta against you.

 

 

Indeed it is. I'm trying to figure out what he's gonna do but he won't tell me, so that's that. I'm still surprised why he's holding such a vendetta against me just because I don't like the South.

 

OT: Could this entire thread be a quotable notable?

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Adriaan

1. )

 

 

 

 

I was casually driving my tank

yeah right

 

Doesn't matter how I was doing it, fact is, this new feature can easily be abused.

 

Nigga you're the one who's abusing some'in. You got what cho ass deserve right there ya dumb ass

 

 

 

 

 

2.)

Thread: Polish ppl

Yeah I know I'm from Poland but why I'm always sitting in lobby with polish ppl. They're idiots and playing in that lobby in more worse than playing in bad sports lobby. There always tanks, jets no mercy just killing everyone. I think it started after patch 1.14

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

From the GTA:Online Section:

 

If you're not going to quote my whole post, and insist on being a jackass, don't bother quoting me at all. This forum is getting a wee bit irritating in that regards.

 

I had no idea somebody could be so dense.

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Flachbau

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This guy came on the forums last night, maybe I'm too tired but I laughed too much at the thought of this guy coming in here and acting like a fool.

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Trevor can huff pot outside of his trailer

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Fraizer

Yeah, Pot that you put in the tank of a car. HA!

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SingularSoul

This gem really had me in stitches.

I've sadly forgotten the thread it came from :/

 

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GTA_fear

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[youtube video of IV driving gameplay]

That's supposed to be a sports car, but the suspension on it is like a motherf*cking ice cream truck. And it's not just that car. The suspension in GTA 4 is way to wobbly, like the cars are on springs, not shock absorbers.

 

So? A bit of tweaks and you'll get the best handling ever in a GTA game.

 

Exactly what we got in GTA V, IV with a few tweaks.

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Pooyan Cyrus

If I had one wish, I would wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

 

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Mr. House

 

If I had one wish, I would wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

 

That's an eminem lyric bro

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Pooyan Cyrus

 

 

If I had one wish, I would wish for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

 

That's an eminem lyric broNow I feel like a joke! Use this quote :p

Mostly because I love MM album and i forgot this sh*t. :/

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Fraizer

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"MM"

 

 

 

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

 

 

 

 

[youtube video of IV driving gameplay]

That's supposed to be a sports car, but the suspension on it is like a motherf*cking ice cream truck. And it's not just that car. The suspension in GTA 4 is way to wobbly, like the cars are on springs, not shock absorbers.

 

So? A bit of tweaks and you'll get the best handling ever in a GTA game.

 

Exactly what we got in GTA V, IV with a few tweaks.:^: LOL! Idiocy at it's finest.

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Frank Brown

Actually, Vlynor is right.

 

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WorldofCog

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/tv/ pls

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

I'm a betafag who has aspergers and have never had a girlfriend.

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Tacymist

I officially lost it with my father.

Was he gentle?

 

bahahahaha

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Xyn

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a20characterusername

*slow clap*

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Moonlight Traffic

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Lmao

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Vercetti27

 

Pedophilia may disgust you and I would never wish abuse on a child, but it should be defended and there should be a concerted effort to give pedophiles a way to legally gain sexual release. In the future, should robotics become advanced enough, I genuinely feel that providing a robotic child to these people will end the fuss once and for all.

a classic from typhus. in the future, there will be robot children designed for f*cking

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Ai®a©ob®a

Winning!

 

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"I'm not a big fan of video games" but is on a forum dedicated to a video game,

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SingularSoul

 

 

Winning!

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"I'm not a big fan of video games" but is on a forum dedicated to a video game,

Shame because he was making a valid point up until then :p

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livejoker

I wasn't sure how he would respond to me and I was laughing with what he said:

topic: http://gtaforums.com/topic/730354-where-are-all-the-older-players/page-7?do=findComment&comment=1065975662

 

 

I'm somebodies dad. m_c31_udz4u.gif

Do they know?

 

Not yet.....I hope.

 

It's not the over-the-top weird stuff people say in Gen Chat but I found it funny.

 

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ten-a-penny

 

I officially lost it with my father.

Was he gentle?

 

bahahahaha

HA! Way to make my day!

 

This may be one of my favorite thread closing posts from a staff member ever. 10/10

 

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http://gtaforums.com/topic/730412-lgbt/?p=1065972631

lol. Another reason why I like Raavi the most between all the mods. :^:

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