random war stories

[mrnew]

Had a funny game today. Someone set freemode to bats, so I was hanging out at the airport and dogfighting anyone that tried to ram me (basically everyone in a chopper). Finally I notice this guy annoying everyone in the ground, looking at him fly I could tell he was better than me but I went for it anyway. I got him smoking but wasn't able to kill him. He put me on fire, I got a health but the second round he obliterated me.

 

So after I fought him he turned into the usual level 1 asshole chopper pilot. I couldn't take two steps without getting killed. He must have killed me thirty times in a row. I was finally able to get to algonquin by driving on the lower level of the mid bridge (a great trick to escape choppers). But instead of playing it safe I pressed my luck and started driving wildly around algonquin just to see how good he was. sometimes (most times) the pilot will leave you alone in algonquin or will end up crashing, but this guy blew me up again and sent me back to broker.

 

So after that it was more of the same spawn, wait 2 seconds, die, spawn, wait 2 seconds, die. No matter where I went this quy would follow me and kill only me.

 

Finally this other guy started helping me, he was a pretty good driver and he was using a motorcycle. I hadn't thought about it before, but in some ways a motorcycle is better to run from a helicopter with than a car. I know from experience it's harder to hit someone with the bullets, but then again if you're in an open area they can just come down and blade you. Anyways he helped me for a while and the guy must have gotten more pissed off because he couldn't kill me for a while.

 

Finally after he shoots me off the bike, somehow my helper managed to blow up the chopper asshole. So now we're both on the ground in the same place, but with bats only. I immediately start looking for a car, but you know how it is, there's always just one right ahead of you but not far enough to catch. on top of that some other random dumbass is trying to hit me while I'm trying to get in a car.

 

in the meantime I see the ahole pilot has found a car and he starts zooming back to the airport (we're in dukes broker near the water across from algonquin). My helper comes out of nowhere and screeches to a halt in front of me on his bike, and I get on. I think there's no way we'll make it as I can see the ahole is already getting on the freeway to the airport near the gas station/bohan bridge. however like i said, this guy was a good driver and the bike must have been faster than the car. we quickly gain on him, then my helper cuts through a small gap in a traffic jam caused by the a-hole's bad driving.

 

however my health is in the red and i'm almost dead. i know as soon as I get off the ahole will get there and hit me with the car. so as soon as we stop by the police station roof, I don't get off the motorcycle, sure enough when he gets there he slams into us. Then I get off, and dodge him trying to hit me, and I'm able to hop the freeway while he's still in his car. Since there's no guns here I know I'm home free!

 

so I get in the chopper... the ahole tries to get to the three on the tarmac but I'm waiting for him. also my helper is following him probably screwing up his movements. he tries to get back to the one on the roof but there's no way he's getting it. He leaves right away like a big pussy.

Edited August 20, 2010 by mrnew

[Rent>A<Line99]

Nice one. Happens to me when I play the french players. I just go in an alley where they never get me, then they start to vote kick and message me "Come out chicken pussy."

Funny thing is, the same can be said to them. Some pilots act as if you're not at a disadvantage already.

[Madmonk420]

Yeah your used to being up allys.