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stinomontana

das boob (das boot)

we know who you did last summer

the gang bang theory (the big bang theory)

the pimpsons

 

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A Cockwork Orgy

Lady and the Tranny

Sixth Man

Titty Titty Bang Bang

American History XXX

Tool Time

The Grinch who stole her virginity

Blade starring Wesley Pipes

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble

 

 

 

 

 

lol Don't judge me.

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White Men c*nt Jump

 

Aclitoris Now

 

Saturday Night Beaver

 

Rocky IIIsome

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Me and my girlfriend came up with an idea for a porno superhero film one night. Starring the main hero, Condom Comrade, fighting his arch nemesis, Dildo Delinquent. We came up with tons of stuff like "CONDOM COMRADE AND DILDO DELINQUENT IN: ANAL BEAD ANARCHY". And Condom Comrade's catch phrase would be "Safety first!".

 

Other names we came up with for more villains were:

Tw*t Trio

Fapping Force Five

Vibrator Virtuoso

Triple Nipple

Nuclear Nuts

Crazy Cajones

 

I think I'm going to marry this woman.

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This might be tough to explain. But gosh darn it - I'm gonna try.

 

You know how in the past handful of years TV has changed? It went from analog to digital. They added in hi-def and DVR. Most of the changes didn't require any action on the user/viewers part - it was all done through firmware and software pushed down to your set-top box(dvr being an exception).

 

When our cable company first went digital and offered DVR we ended up with a new cable box. It was first gen for digital hi-def and dvr.

 

Even though there were tons of channels for pay-per-view and on-demand porn, for some strange ass reason there was one button on the remote that would just show a menu of one porn movie to get via PPV. The button was located very near another button. I can't remember which one other then it was a commonly used one.

 

I can't tell you how many times myself or my wife would hit the 'suggested porn' button by accident.

-Bush Pilots 36

-Big Fat Wet Asses

the list goes on and on.

 

Since then out cable package and offerings hasn't changed, but our original box finally died and we had to replace it. No more 'suggested porn' button notify.gif

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JakeTheHuman

Inclition (Inception)

Dinner for Sluts (Dinner for Schmucks)

The Slurp Locker (The Hurt Locker)

Charlie Wilson's Whore (Charlie Wilson's War)

District Fine (District 9)

Law Abiding Clitizen (Law Abiding Citizen)

 

That's all I can think of right now even though they aren't that great.

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FamilyDUDE777

I had some friends help me with these.

 

F*ck Club (Fight Club)

Charlie and the Fudge-packer Factory (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Shawskank Redemption (Shawskank Redemption)

Red Rocket Redemption (Red Dead Redemption)

Honey I humped the kids (Honey I Shrunk the kids)

G.I. Hoe (G.I. Joe)

Grand Theft Auto Whore (I shouldn't even have too)

Planet of the Rapes (Planet of the Apes)

Weekend in Bernie (Weekend at Bernies)

Humper (Jumper)

BioC*ck (Bioshock)

C*ck of Duty (Call of Duty)

 

and

 

 

In Diana Jones: The Temple of Muff

 

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) Dude, you should of did that, as such no cookie for you.

 

 

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Independence Gay

 

Sex-Men

 

28 Gays Later

 

The Evil Head

 

All I could "cum" up with...

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evh5150vanhalen

wrong damn thread! tabs get the best of me sometimes lol

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Blowme Sandwich (bologna Sandwich....for the people that can't see the obvious)

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The Big Lacockski

Farris Bueler's Gay Off

The Nightmare before Mistress

Fun with Dick and Jane (doesn't need changing lol)

ToysStory also doesn't need change. biggrin.gif

How stella got her tube packed

Position Impossible

School of Cock

Shindler's fist

Romeo & Julio

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Here are some t.v. show porno names I came up with (don't know if they've already been used before):

 

"Porn Stars" (Pawn Stars)

"Ice Road f*ckers" (Ice Road Truckers)

"American Lickers" (American Pickers)

"The Deadliest Snatch" (The Deadliest Catch)

"Nutbusters" (Mythbusters)

"Lust" (Lost)

"Man Vs. Splooge" (Man Vs. Food)

"Whorehouse 13" (Warehouse 13)

"Sons of Sodomy" (Sons of Anarchy)

"Jersey Whore" (Jersey Shore)

"It's Always Slutty in Philadelphia" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

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deepthroat debbie and the dildo dollies get done by dave and his magical destroying dick

 

that will be all, children

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ChanandlerBong

Angus, Dongs and Perfect Snogging,

 

30 Gays of Night,

 

Cum Story 3.

 

 

That's the best I can do. alien.gif

 

 

 

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