Chimpso Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 (edited) What do you think would happen/become/be realised if life was a video game? If life was a video game... The Americans would blame the loss of the Vietnam war on the Viet Cong tunneling glitch. If life was a video game... When Japan was hit by the nuclear bomb the kill list crashed the game. If life was a video game... We would find out that Jessica Simpson is some fat 35 year old on the other side of the earth. Edited August 10, 2010 by Chimpso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyJones Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Jesus christ.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
botobotosouksouk Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life was a video game, swingsets would be illegal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were like a videogame, I'd walk on the opposite side of the street from every red barrel I came across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life was a video game, I'd have the Game Shark codes for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life was a video game, I would teach my pet bird to learn Fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absurdity Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game, level one would be a chubby girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cojage Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a videogame, then OP is a fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If Life was a video game, then my friends are NPCs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If Life was a video game, then my friends are NPCs. That's a good one actually. If life were a video game I would cheat my way out of every bad situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game, "spawn camping" would be an action performed next to ponds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpso Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game... Immature 13 year olds will take the appearence of COD 6 characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheat Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game... 1'D P0WN Y4LL L0L0L0L0L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpso Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game... Trying to give a damn about something would have a progress bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.A.B. Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I'd save state before any moment that can go either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpso Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game... I would be afraid of jumping down a flight of stairs with only a few points of health left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Y'know, it kind of ruins it when you do one every second post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrcTOtheJ Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game shrooms would heal you. If live were a video game there'd be ambient theme music anywhere you go. In soviet Russia life IS a video game Thought a Russian reversal would fit nicely here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Life would be laggy as hell with Jesus taking 3 days to respawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If Life were a video game, the Xbox 360 and PS3 are minigames. If Life were a video game, AI is a complete bitch. I can come up with some other ones but lets just leave it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark_Cipriani Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game, it would feel like a cheap, broken console port. If life were a video game, we would need to install a lot of patches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Ahh I just came up with a good one... If Life were a video game, it's gotta have the best damn graphics ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 What do you think would happen/become/be realised if life was a video game? If life was a video game... The Americans would blame the loss of the Vietnam war on the Viet Cong tunneling glitch. If life was a video game... When Japan was hit by the nuclear bomb the kill list crashed the game. If life was a video game... We would find out that Jessica Simpson is some fat 35 year old on the other side of the earth. if life was a video game that would be one boring ass video game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game, I'd blow in every crack I found to make it work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If life were a video game, we'd all have three lives until game over. If life were a video game, we'd never get anything accomplished. If life were a video game, everything would be pixelized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G The Generous Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autopilot Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 If life were a video game, the Big Bang would never have occured. Instead, someone would just have started a server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockworm Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 If life were a video game then I'd hate video games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatown Wars Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 There would be no such thing as kids. That every time you die, you magically respawn at the hospital. Game Over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimpso Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 If life were a video game JFK's last words would be "NOOB SNIPER LOL!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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