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1000 WAYS TO DIE


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on Spike. they have full episodes on spike.com. it's pretty damn gruesome and graphic what they show, but it's not real footage from what ive seen, but can certainly make you cringe. i think the things that have made me cringe the most were getting caught in a wood chipper, the slip and slide with a nail in it making the organs spill out, and the guy who tied to f*ck a racoon and got his dick bitten off. my favorite one was the guy who tried to rob a jewelry store but walked into a gun store on accident and got shot 7 times.

 

What about you guys?

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I've only seen a couple of episodes, but there were two deaths that I remember in particular.

 

One was a woman who was working in her garden and she was practicing fellatio on a zucchini because she wanted to do that to some guy she had the hots for. Anyways, she ended up stepping on a gardening hoe and the handle ended up hitting the zucchini and driving it into her throat, killing her.

 

The other was a guy who was going to get an X-ray done on his head, but the doctor and the nurse decided to go have sex in the control room. Anyways, her ass keeps slamming on the GO button for the X-ray, so after 20 minutes, his brain gets fried from the bombardment of X-rays. I liked the name they gave for the segment: Sex Ray.

 

As for that, I don't watch the show unless there's nothing else on TV.

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Watched a few episodes on youtube. It gets boring eventually, but it's still interesting at times.

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I watched it a few times before. It is pretty gruesome, and they always try to throw some hot chicks with big boobs in there (it is on Spike after all). The episodes I remember were where the guy got stung by the bees and where the woman was pleasuring herself with a carrot or something and it cut her inside and she got air bubbles in her blood. An interessting show, but I can't watch a lot of it. Oh, and I remember the one where the guy lit his fart on fire and then burned the other guy to death!

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I watched it a few times before. It is pretty gruesome, and they always try to throw some hot chicks with big boobs in there (it is on Spike after all). The episodes I remember were where the guy got stung by the bees and where the woman was pleasuring herself with a carrot or something and it cut her inside and she got air bubbles in her blood. An interessting show, but I can't watch a lot of it. Oh, and I remember the one where the guy lit his fart on fire and then burned the other guy to death!

How about the one where this guy was acting like a douche at a party and in the end, gets a meteor shot in him?

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I watched it a few times before. It is pretty gruesome, and they always try to throw some hot chicks with big boobs in there (it is on Spike after all). The episodes I remember were where the guy got stung by the bees and where the woman was pleasuring herself with a carrot or something and it cut her inside and she got air bubbles in her blood. An interessting show, but I can't watch a lot of it. Oh, and I remember the one where the guy lit his fart on fire and then burned the other guy to death!

How about the one where this guy was acting like a douche at a party and in the end, gets a meteor shot in him?

Never saw that one, but it sounds like a classic! icon14.gif

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I watched it a few times before. It is pretty gruesome, and they always try to throw some hot chicks with big boobs in there (it is on Spike after all). The episodes I remember were where the guy got stung by the bees and where the woman was pleasuring herself with a carrot or something and it cut her inside and she got air bubbles in her blood. An interessting show, but I can't watch a lot of it. Oh, and I remember the one where the guy lit his fart on fire and then burned the other guy to death!

How about the one where this guy was acting like a douche at a party and in the end, gets a meteor shot in him?

Never saw that one, but it sounds like a classic! icon14.gif

i saw that one. he's at a part by himself and bugging the hell out of everyone with his religious beliefs and then he gets hit by a small meteor which blasts right through his chest.

 

it's in the full episode: http://www.spike.com/full-episode/death-on-arrival/34983

 

near the end. but it might be hard to get to with all the ads they fill the video with.

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