Ever gotten into a fight?

[Mark]

Never been in fight. I'm proud to say so too. I've been angry at people yes, and people have been angry at me but it's never ended up with fisticuffs. Always resolved it other ways. Plenty of play fighting mind you. That's all we ever did at school. I was always known as being a random violent little c*nt when I was in school. Stopped me being picked on I guess, considering I'm tiny.

 

Round my neck of the woods I wouldn't fight a stranger either. Too many people carry knives. Not worth it.

[Tyler]

Fighting is a lot like proposing for marriage, you want to get it done the first time around.

 

On that note, I have fought about the same three people for the past 20 years .

[cidamelo]

No! I'm not a violent person

[JayC]

I am from Glasgow. That will suffice.

truth innit

 

 

[IVSA_Guy]

Never got into a fight.

But once you know to fight, it will be easy to win.

Dodge the fists and slap them back and break his nose and at last, slap

between the stomach and the heart.

Or dip your 2 fingers in his eyes lol

[Mark]

Actually, that's a point, what are people's views on fighting dirty? To be honest the way I see it is if I'm genuinely fighting someone I'm gonna do everything in my power to not get hurt.

[trip]

I've never been in a fight. I've come close many times, and I'm not one to back down regardless of the other person, but thankfully nothing ever broke out into a full on physical fight.

 

My wife cold clocked me in the face once. She claims she was aiming for my shoulder, and because she is tiny she misjudged. sure...

That is the only time I ever took a punch.

[IVSA_Guy]

I've never been in a fight. I've come close many times, and I'm not one to back down regardless of the other person, but thankfully nothing ever broke out into a full on physical fight.

 

My wife cold clocked me in the face once. She claims she was aiming for my shoulder, and because she is tiny she misjudged. sure...

That is the only time I ever took a punch.

Did you hit your wife back? lol

[Lithium]

I've never been in a fight.  I've come close many times, and I'm not one to back down regardless of the other person, but thankfully nothing ever broke out into a full on physical fight.

 

My wife cold clocked me in the face once.  She claims she was aiming for my shoulder, and because she is tiny she misjudged.  sure...

That is the only time I ever took a punch.

Did you hit your wife back? lol

I would assume not, lol. Trip wouldn't do that

[trip]

I've never been in a fight.  I've come close many times, and I'm not one to back down regardless of the other person, but thankfully nothing ever broke out into a full on physical fight.

 

My wife cold clocked me in the face once.  She claims she was aiming for my shoulder, and because she is tiny she misjudged.  sure...

That is the only time I ever took a punch.

Did you hit your wife back? lol

I would assume not, lol. Trip wouldn't do that

That and it was in a public super market in West Philadelphia. Disrespect a woman in these parts and you will have 6 scary, big, black strangers beating the sh*t out of you in like 2 seconds.

[Tetsuo2501]

The worst I've been in was at the Red Blood Club; Dallas, TX only hardcore/punk club, some skinhead Aryan Nation Brotherhood pieces of f*cking sh*t came to a Millions of Dead Cops (MDC) show and tried to start some sh*t. They were kicked out they came back a time later with a couple of buck knives and ended up causing a huge f*ckin fight. One of the bouncers was stabbed six times in the face, another in the arm and stomach, and a former friend of mine was stabbed in the stomach as well. After that they took off in a car that was parked in front of the club, everyone that was inside was locked in due to the area being a crime scene; I didn't get home until 7:15am or so the next day. The doctors in the Emergency Room ended up doing exploratory surgery on my friend to make sure that he wasn't bleeding from any of his organs, they told him that if they would've twisted the knife when pulling out, or if they would've gone 1/2 to an inch deeper that they would've hit guts. The scar from the surgery is bigger than the stabbing scar.

 

Oh, and those racists hate mongers that started all this sh*t. Two of them are in prison; one is serving a life sentence for attempted murder, man slaughter, and a couple of other offenses. The other fellow is serving forty years for man slaughter. I don't remember what happened to the driver of their car, all I remember is that he got a lengthy jail sentence, but not prison.

[WF the Hobgoblin]

I've never really been in a fight, but somebody punched me once.

 

I was in a nightclub in Glasgow on halloween a couple of years ago and there was a couple of guys in Mortal Combat outfits starting fights with people. I was standing with two friends and one of the guys was talking to them. I didn't pay much attention as I had seen my friends talking to the guy and his mate at the bar and i assumed my friend knew them.

 

In the corner of my i saw the guy hit my friend. I turned round and the guy was grinning and my friends were standing with a "wtf?" expression. Then the guy punched him again and my other friend immediately dived at him and they both rolled about on the floor, fighting at my feet. The next thing i know, i'm lying on the ground. I got up after a couple of seconds but the fight had left the dancefloor. The pr*ck that hit me must have come from behind or from the side because i never saw him and i don't think he was there when i got back up.

[Gezim]

I have never really gotten into a serious fight, but I remember once in the 4th grade in school 3 kids surrounded me in the restroom and wanted to fight me over a football game. I took them all 1 by 1 and they all left. But you know, this was the 4th grade, and, punches weren't actually around back then. It was pretty funny.

 

(No I'm not talking about American Football btw)

[Bartleby]

The one fight I got into was pretty crazy. See, there's these guys, these four assholes with perfect hair and brand new suits, they think they run sh*t around town. And they always have the top spot in the ratings. Always. I've tried to think up a snappy comeback for whenever they bring it up when they cross paths with me and my group, but all I can ever think of is sh*t about houses with two TVs. I know, lame, right?

 

Anyway, those pricks biked into our territory while we were hanging around just chilling. We got into some words, then one of the f*ckheads said he was gonna take my mom out on a date, and I got pissed off enough to pull out a knife. In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do. All of a sudden, every other goddamn gang comes out of f*cking nowhere. It was the Publics, Fred Fitchard's posse, even the Spanish got involved. Was a pretty big brawl, and it just kept escalating. Highlights include steeds, a man set ablaze, and some idiot stabbed another guy with a f*cking trident. Had to book it once we heard sirens.

 

Probably not my shining moment in life or anything, but I had to do what I had to do. After all, Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.

[Brown Sugar]

The one fight I got into was pretty crazy. See, there's these guys, these four assholes with perfect hair and brand new suits, they think they run sh*t around town. And they always have the top spot in the ratings. Always. I've tried to think up a snappy comeback for whenever they bring it up when they cross paths with me and my group, but all I can ever think of is sh*t about houses with two TVs. I know, lame, right?

 

Anyway, those pricks biked into our territory while we were hanging around just chilling. We got into some words, then one of the f*ckheads said he was gonna take my mom out on a date, and I got pissed off enough to pull out a knife. In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do. All of a sudden, every other goddamn gang comes out of f*cking nowhere. It was the Publics, Fred Fitchard's posse, even the Spanish got involved. Was a pretty big brawl, and it just kept escalating. Highlights include steeds, a man set ablaze, and some idiot stabbed another guy with a f*cking trident. Had to book it once we heard sirens.

 

Probably not my shining moment in life or anything, but I had to do what I had to do. After all, Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.

anchorman is such a brilliant film, probably one of the funniest films ever, the bit wihen there is like a war and there is a guy on fire and sh*t is absolutely hysterical

[Rebel]

Actually had a couple of fights, nothing huge I'd say. One with this chick who I was in school with when I was about 11 going on 12. Apparently I'd done something to piss her off when I was never friends with her to begin with. Ended up fighting in the park with the whole other friends in a circle around us doing the whole ''Fight, Fight Fight'' chant. We kind of pushed each other around, kicked, slapped, hit and grappled for some time. I ended up throwing her over me with my legs when she came running at me which made her get up and cry and say something to the extent of ''I'm never going to have babies because you hit my stomach'' which kind of made her run off. I'm not totally sure who won that considering some guy in his garden came a long to also tell us to piss off a moment after that.

 

Another couple fights have been with a guy, an actual physical fight. Dudes f*cked up and has been since we were kids. He pretty much snaps on everyone and anyone. And unlucky for me I ended up having to hit him multiple times in his face/chest/wherever else to protect myself from him when he came swinging at me after we had some dumb argument walking home from the park after everyone had left us. I've actually got a couple scars on my elbows when he pushed me down into the concrete. I haven't actually talked to him for a good couple years actually.

[Mr. Scratch]

Jeez what a dick

[Lithium]

Actually had a couple of fights, nothing huge I'd say. One with this chick who I was in school with when I was about 11 going on 12. Apparently I'd done something to piss her off when I was never friends with her to begin with. Ended up fighting in the park with the whole other friends in a circle around us doing the whole ''Fight, Fight Fight'' chant. We kind of pushed each other around, kicked, slapped, hit and grappled for some time. I ended up throwing her over me with my legs when she came running at me which made her get up and cry and say something to the extent of ''I'm never going to have babies because you hit my stomach'' which kind of made her run off. I'm not totally sure who won that considering some guy in his garden came a long to also tell us to piss off a moment after that.

 

Another couple fights have been with a guy, an actual physical fight. Dudes f*cked up and has been since we were kids. He pretty much snaps on everyone and anyone. And unlucky for me I ended up having to hit him multiple times in his face/chest/wherever else to protect myself from him when he came swinging at me after we had some dumb argument walking home from the park after everyone had left us. I've actually got a couple scars on my elbows when he pushed me down into the concrete. I haven't actually talked to him for a good couple years actually.

What a fa**ot! Any guy who would hit a girl deserves to be beat badly. There were instances where I had to move crazy ex gf's out of my way, but I never hit them.

[-beeblebrox-]

Actually had a couple of fights, nothing huge I'd say. One with this chick who I was in school with when I was about 11 going on 12. Apparently I'd done something to piss her off when I was never friends with her to begin with. Ended up fighting in the park with the whole other friends in a circle around us doing the whole ''Fight, Fight Fight'' chant. We kind of pushed each other around, kicked, slapped, hit and grappled for some time. I ended up throwing her over me with my legs when she came running at me which made her get up and cry and say something to the extent of ''I'm never going to have babies because you hit my stomach'' which kind of made her run off. I'm not totally sure who won that considering some guy in his garden came a long to also tell us to piss off a moment after that.

 

Another couple fights have been with a guy, an actual physical fight. Dudes f*cked up and has been since we were kids. He pretty much snaps on everyone and anyone. And unlucky for me I ended up having to hit him multiple times in his face/chest/wherever else to protect myself from him when he came swinging at me after we had some dumb argument walking home from the park after everyone had left us. I've actually got a couple scars on my elbows when he pushed me down into the concrete. I haven't actually talked to him for a good couple years actually.

What a fa**ot! Any guy who would hit a girl deserves to be beat badly. There were instances where I had to move crazy ex gf's out of my way, but I never hit them.

Yeah, so the guy was 11, she was clearly a bit of a tomboy since she was asking for a fight, and there was the old peer pressure thing, give him a break.

[Rebel]

Actually had a couple of fights, nothing huge I'd say. One with this chick who I was in school with when I was about 11 going on 12. Apparently I'd done something to piss her off when I was never friends with her to begin with. Ended up fighting in the park with the whole other friends in a circle around us doing the whole ''Fight, Fight Fight'' chant. We kind of pushed each other around, kicked, slapped, hit and grappled for some time. I ended up throwing her over me with my legs when she came running at me which made her get up and cry and say something to the extent of ''I'm never going to have babies because you hit my stomach'' which kind of made her run off. I'm not totally sure who won that considering some guy in his garden came a long to also tell us to piss off a moment after that.

 

Another couple fights have been with a guy, an actual physical fight. Dudes f*cked up and has been since we were kids. He pretty much snaps on everyone and anyone. And unlucky for me I ended up having to hit him multiple times in his face/chest/wherever else to protect myself from him when he came swinging at me after we had some dumb argument walking home from the park after everyone had left us. I've actually got a couple scars on my elbows when he pushed me down into the concrete. I haven't actually talked to him for a good couple years actually.

What a fa**ot! Any guy who would hit a girl deserves to be beat badly. There were instances where I had to move crazy ex gf's out of my way, but I never hit them.

Yeah, so the guy was 11, she was clearly a bit of a tomboy since she was asking for a fight, and there was the old peer pressure thing, give him a break.

Actually we were about 14-16 when he actually had started a fight with me. And no I didn't ask for it, why the f*ck would I ask for a guy to hit me? Let alone some chick hit me? And there was no peer pressure for him to fight a girl since none of my guy friends do that kind of sh*t, nor did they allow it whenever it happened in public with other girls he did it to.

[-beeblebrox-]

You see, this is the problem with women using the internet, confusion occurs. My bad.

[Lithium]

Actually had a couple of fights, nothing huge I'd say. One with this chick who I was in school with when I was about 11 going on 12. Apparently I'd done something to piss her off when I was never friends with her to begin with. Ended up fighting in the park with the whole other friends in a circle around us doing the whole ''Fight, Fight Fight'' chant. We kind of pushed each other around, kicked, slapped, hit and grappled for some time. I ended up throwing her over me with my legs when she came running at me which made her get up and cry and say something to the extent of ''I'm never going to have babies because you hit my stomach'' which kind of made her run off. I'm not totally sure who won that considering some guy in his garden came a long to also tell us to piss off a moment after that.

 

Another couple fights have been with a guy, an actual physical fight. Dudes f*cked up and has been since we were kids. He pretty much snaps on everyone and anyone. And unlucky for me I ended up having to hit him multiple times in his face/chest/wherever else to protect myself from him when he came swinging at me after we had some dumb argument walking home from the park after everyone had left us. I've actually got a couple scars on my elbows when he pushed me down into the concrete. I haven't actually talked to him for a good couple years actually.

What a fa**ot! Any guy who would hit a girl deserves to be beat badly. There were instances where I had to move crazy ex gf's out of my way, but I never hit them.

Yeah, so the guy was 11, she was clearly a bit of a tomboy since she was asking for a fight, and there was the old peer pressure thing, give him a break.

Actually we were about 14-16 when he actually had started a fight with me. And no I didn't ask for it, why the f*ck would I ask for a guy to hit me? Let alone some chick hit me? And there was no peer pressure for him to fight a girl since none of my guy friends do that kind of sh*t, nor did they allow it whenever it happened in public with other girls he did it to.

Whether he was 11 or not he should f*ckin know better either way. If I EVER see a guy hit a girl he'll be sent to the ER there's no doubt about that.

[Fnorg]

What's wrong with man-on-woman violence? I would have no problem striking a woman on (pretty much) the same basis I'd punch a guy. Maybe I'd use less force or something, though.

 

f*ck chivalry, dog, it's 2010. Equality's the rage.

[Lithium]

What's wrong with man-on-woman violence? I would have no problem striking a woman on (pretty much) the same basis I'd punch a guy. Maybe I'd use less force or something, though.

 

f*ck chivalry, dog, it's 2010. Equality's the rage.

You'd be bleedin if I saw ya tho....

[WF the Hobgoblin]

Men shouldn't hit women because everyone knows that women are the weaker sex.

Edited August 9, 2010 by WF the Hobgoblin

[chris]

What's wrong with man-on-woman violence? I would have no problem striking a woman on (pretty much) the same basis I'd punch a guy. Maybe I'd use less force or something, though.

 

f*ck chivalry, dog, it's 2010. Equality's the rage.

You'd be bleedin if I saw ya tho....

Gronf can benchpress butterbean so good luck.

[Fnorg]

Men shouldn't hit women because everyone knows that women are the weaker sex.

Plenty of weak men around, too. You'd have no problem fighting a weak man, right?

 

 

Gronf can benchpress butterbean so good luck.

True that, son.

[Lithium]

What's wrong with man-on-woman violence? I would have no problem striking a woman on (pretty much) the same basis I'd punch a guy. Maybe I'd use less force or something, though.

 

f*ck chivalry, dog, it's 2010. Equality's the rage.

You'd be bleedin if I saw ya tho....

Gronf can benchpress butterbean so good luck.

I can bench press 2 butter beans, and strength doesn't mean sh*t. I'm just stating my opinion about beating women that's all. I'm sure in reality Gronf wouldn't hit a woman either.

[Fnorg]

What's wrong with man-on-woman violence? I would have no problem striking a woman on (pretty much) the same basis I'd punch a guy. Maybe I'd use less force or something, though.

 

f*ck chivalry, dog, it's 2010. Equality's the rage.

You'd be bleedin if I saw ya tho....

Gronf can benchpress butterbean so good luck.

I can bench press 2 butter beans, and strength doesn't mean sh*t. I'm just stating my opinion about beating women that's all. I'm sure in reality Gronf wouldn't hit a woman either.

I probably wouldn't, no, because I'd be hard pressed to find a reason. I'm not a violent person or a tough guy like MacGyver - I've only been in four fist fights ever (and those weren't the super-serious-go-to-the-hospital-afterwards types of fights, they were more like the there's-blood-in-my-mouth-I-feel-so-awesome now types). I've never started a fight, either.

 

But basically, if I'd fight a guy for some reason, I'd fight a woman for it too. But violence is a no-no, and if it can be avoided that's probably the swellest solution of them all.

[Lithium]

What's wrong with man-on-woman violence? I would have no problem striking a woman on (pretty much) the same basis I'd punch a guy. Maybe I'd use less force or something, though.

 

f*ck chivalry, dog, it's 2010. Equality's the rage.

You'd be bleedin if I saw ya tho....

Gronf can benchpress butterbean so good luck.

I can bench press 2 butter beans, and strength doesn't mean sh*t. I'm just stating my opinion about beating women that's all. I'm sure in reality Gronf wouldn't hit a woman either.

I probably wouldn't, no, because I'd be hard pressed to find a reason. I'm not a violent person or a tough guy like MacGyver - I've only been in four fist fights ever (and those weren't the super-serious-go-to-the-hospital-afterwards types of fights, they were more like the there's-blood-in-my-mouth-I-feel-so-awesome now types). I've never started a fight, either.

 

But basically, if I'd fight a guy for some reason, I'd fight a woman for it too. But violence is a no-no, and if it can be avoided that's probably the swellest solution of them all.

Atta boy, agree with ya there. So have you actually benched butterbean? lol