NinjaWJ Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 (edited) Have any of you guys ever gotten into real fist fights with people like in school or against another gang or something? I personally have never but i do imagine going to someone and beating the sh*t outta them haha. Fights rarely happened at my high school so it wasnt really interesting. Tell us about your fights if u have any. Edited August 7, 2010 by NinjaWJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Guru Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Never got in one and I hope that it stays that way, at least for now. I a weak piece of sh*t so I doubt I'd have a chance of actually winning. I should start working out... The butcher, the baker, time to meet your maker Tell you to your face, you ain't nuttin but a faker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Yeah, many times. All as a kid though. The last time I got into a fight was with my brother when I was 16 and he was 18 or 19. It was a hot summer day, we were driving somewhere, and I pissed him off, he punched me, I punched him, he pulled into a Target parking lot and we went at it. Some nosey bitch called the police and then ran away. It's funny because I was going easy on him, because he's my brother, and I didn't really want to hurt him, and he claims the same thing, but I don't think he would have won if we went all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyJones Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Well uhh i have never got into any gang fight, but i have pounded the f*ck out of quite a few skanks. One time i remember the most was some c*nt staring at me at a bar and i asked her to stop staring at me and she gave me that 'whatever' saying and rolled her eyes at me. so i got up and punched her in the head. she slapped her hands at me and called me a bitch...that made me even more pissed off so i welted her f*cking head some more. in the end she kinda looked like Mrs. potato head. muh grandma gave me a bag of marbles to play with as a child...marbles are f*cking boring but make a dandy sack fulla 'f*ck you' when some kid pushes you off your swing in 2nd grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I'm so turned on right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcis_speed6 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 that is the fun in school, actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaWJ Posted August 7, 2010 Author Share Posted August 7, 2010 Well uhh i have never got into any gang fight, but i have pounded the f*ck out of quite a few skanks. One time i remember the most was some c*nt staring at me at a bar and i asked her to stop staring at me and she gave me that 'whatever' saying and rolled her eyes at me. so i got up and punched her in the head. she slapped her hands at me and called me a bitch...that made me even more pissed off so i welted her f*cking head some more. in the end she kinda looked like Mrs. potato head. muh grandma gave me a bag of marbles to play with as a child...marbles are f*cking boring but make a dandy sack fulla 'f*ck you' when some kid pushes you off your swing in 2nd grade. lol did u beat a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcis_speed6 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Well uhh i have never got into any gang fight, but i have pounded the f*ck out of quite a few skanks. One time i remember the most was some c*nt staring at me at a bar and i asked her to stop staring at me and she gave me that 'whatever' saying and rolled her eyes at me. so i got up and punched her in the head. she slapped her hands at me and called me a bitch...that made me even more pissed off so i welted her f*cking head some more. in the end she kinda looked like Mrs. potato head. muh grandma gave me a bag of marbles to play with as a child...marbles are f*cking boring but make a dandy sack fulla 'f*ck you' when some kid pushes you off your swing in 2nd grade. lol did u beat a woman woman vs woman, looks quite fair to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaWJ Posted August 7, 2010 Author Share Posted August 7, 2010 Well uhh i have never got into any gang fight, but i have pounded the f*ck out of quite a few skanks. One time i remember the most was some c*nt staring at me at a bar and i asked her to stop staring at me and she gave me that 'whatever' saying and rolled her eyes at me. so i got up and punched her in the head. she slapped her hands at me and called me a bitch...that made me even more pissed off so i welted her f*cking head some more. in the end she kinda looked like Mrs. potato head. muh grandma gave me a bag of marbles to play with as a child...marbles are f*cking boring but make a dandy sack fulla 'f*ck you' when some kid pushes you off your swing in 2nd grade. lol did u beat a woman woman vs woman, looks quite fair to me lol did not realize that my apologies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Got jumped a few times. Once off two chavs a few years older than me and once by a group of 25-30 year olds who came out of a pub after one of their little kids told them we called him a "ginger c*nt" (we didn't, we were shouting at our mate on the roof and actually used neither word). Of course, the only sane course of action for a group of adult men confronted with this information from a ~6 year old is to go outside and beat the f*ck out of these kids no questions asked, and proceed to steal their one of their phones. It did get straightened out afterwards, I got my phone back and an apology which I only accepted because, well, what else could I have done? Never been in a one on one fight though. f*cking chavs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macorules94 Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I've never been in a fight. I've never really pissed anyone off, and no one's ever really pissed me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyJones Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 never beat up a guy. looks easy though, men like to throw their hands up in the air like f*cking tool-boxes and yell 'what? huh?? what?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-beeblebrox- Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Got jumped a few times. Once off two chavs a few years older than me and once by a group of 25-30 year olds who came out of a pub after one of their little kids told them we called him a "ginger c*nt" (we didn't, we were shouting at our mate on the roof and actually used neither word). Of course, the only sane course of action for a group of adult men confronted with this information from a ~6 year old is to go outside and beat the f*ck out of these kids no questions asked, and proceed to steal their one of their phones. It did get straightened out afterwards, I got my phone back and an apology which I only accepted because, well, what else could I have done? Never been in a one on one fight though. f*cking chavs. Well what do you expect living in a place lke Middlesbrough?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 never beat up a guy. looks easy though, men like to throw their hands up in the air like f*cking tool-boxes and yell 'what? huh?? what?' When I get into a fight, I aim for the overlies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyJones Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 never beat up a guy. looks easy though, men like to throw their hands up in the air like f*cking tool-boxes and yell 'what? huh?? what?' When I get into a fight, I aim for the overlies. i hit people in the sides of their mouth...so they worry more about how maybe i chipped their tooth. thats when you bash the sides of the head. if they are bigger than you go for the knee caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnthMUFC-Champs Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Yes a few times, never when i was at school though as i never really had any big problems with anyone. Once i had one just because some dicks thought it was funny to nick our football so me, my brother and a few mates went over and got it back by force and we never hardly see them now but when we do there always seems to be a tension around. But that was a while ago and i prefer to solve problems the mature way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 (edited) Well what do you expect living in a place lke Middlesbrough?! Ironically, I'm getting out of here in about a months time and moving to Newcastle myself for Northumbria Uni (well, I hope I am). So I can swap getting battered by small town chavs for big city chavs instead. Edited August 7, 2010 by Robinski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-beeblebrox- Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Haha, nice one! In all seriousness though, I've never had any proper trouble with chavs in four years of living here. A couple of them once tried to charge us 50p each for using 'their part' of the Metro in Cullercoats, but there was a group of about 8 of us so they didn't make good on any threats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuareg Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 When i was in elementary. There was always something going on and most of them i took part in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Got jumped a few times. Once off two chavs a few years older than me and once by a group of 25-30 year olds who came out of a pub after one of their little kids told them we called him a "ginger c*nt" (we didn't, we were shouting at our mate on the roof and actually used neither word). Of course, the only sane course of action for a group of adult men confronted with this information from a ~6 year old is to go outside and beat the f*ck out of these kids no questions asked, and proceed to steal their one of their phones. It did get straightened out afterwards, I got my phone back and an apology which I only accepted because, well, what else could I have done? Never been in a one on one fight though. f*cking chavs. yeah f*cking chavs are the most annoying dickheads in the world, they go around in groups of 10 and over and pick on people at least 2 or 3 years younger than them so they can beat them up to look tough, they are f*cking pussies and when it happens to them they start crying and get lots of sympathy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I had a few fights over the years. Since I was much bigger and stronger than everyone (6'2" and 280 lbs), they would always want to fight with me. One time at a school dance in grade 11, I fought two guys (one of them a boxer), and sent one to the hospital for stitches. Needless to say I won, the cops came, and I got suspended for 5 days...but they started the fight so I didn't feel bad at all. Another time I had been accused of calling this guy names, so he got his fighter buddy after me. I was just about to go out and start working out in the gym when my buddy came down and said a guy was outside looking for me. I went outside and there was a sh*tload of people standing there waiting to watch the fight. This guy was a greasy bastard and was trying to fight me with a lighter in his fist, so I told him to drop it and stop being a b*tch. He dropped the lighter and I wailed on him. He never bothered me again I have many other stories from bouncing at the bars, a job I do not suggest unless you love fighting..which I don't. I'd also like to add that I never once fought mad, it was just kind of a "meh" feeling, do what ya have to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straznicy Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I am from Glasgow. That will suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bates_GTA Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I am from Glasgow. That will suffice. Limmy quote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I am from Glasgow. That will suffice. yeah but come on, in reality most Scottish people aren't as tough as people think, where i live (although i live in the east of scotland) everyone in my town is a pathetic little sh*t, especially the annoying kids who are like 15 and think they could beat up fully grown adults, im not saying that glasgow is like this but everyone there just uses knives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlfieWilRus Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I'm a wimp and I will always be one. I've been beaten up thrown into gutters, jumped on all the usual geek stuff in highschool. thats why my signature is life's a bitch and then you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 I'm a wimp and I will always be one. I've been beaten up thrown into gutters, jumped on all the usual geek stuff in highschool. thats why my signature is life's a bitch and then you die. Sounds like you should train in some type or martial art. It would be like one of those classic movies where the geek wins the fight...except in reality, the geek rarely wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Nizzle Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Twice on football tour to Brixham, against the c*nts of Aldershot Town and someone else. Then regularly in pre-season friendlies; for instance, last year we went to Lydney for a friendly, and it ended 20 minutes from time with me and my team hitting both the other team and some of the idiot parents. We were invited for a post-match sandwich buffet and drinks. That didn't happen, bunch of dirty pricks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Twice on football tour to Brixham, against the c*nts of Aldershot Town and someone else. Then regularly in pre-season friendlies; for instance, last year we went to Lydney for a friendly, and it ended 20 minutes from time with me and my team hitting both the other team and some of the idiot parents. We were invited for a post-match sandwich buffet and drinks. That didn't happen, bunch of dirty pricks! nothing like a football away day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arsenal_fan Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 All the time when I was in high school and sometimes in football (soccer) and rugby matches although I havn't fought anyone out in rage in ages. We use to play keep up with a soccer ball in high school, who ever f*cked it up would get the sh*t kicked out of. Game only lasted a week before our principal found out because a student broke his ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beto Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Haven't gotten in a fight ina looong time haha. i go bodies with my friends though for sh*ts and giggles. helps you from not getting rusty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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