ghost of delete key Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 WOOT! GO 'BAMMY! IT'S YA BIRTHDAY!! According to the birth certificate he's ether to too chickensh*t (or too pompous) to show us, it's Barack Obama's burffdhay 2day. Come join the party! GAMES! * Pin the blame on the Donkey * Bobbing for platitudes * Truth or Dare (sorry, kids, no truth in this Party...) * Twister (played on a facsimile of the Constitution) SNACKS! * Diet smores * Granola * Red candy sickles * ACORNs (- due to overwhelming hubris, Humble Pie will not be served -) STORYTIME! * "Rules for Radicals" by Saul Alinsky * Quotations from Mao Tse Tung ... and a "benediction" by "Rev." Jeremiah Wright. Come One, Come All, and Party Down... Down like the Dollar!! Attendance is MANDATORY. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ats. Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Happy birthday Obama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcis_speed6 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Jubilations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massrcor Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 That's just great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Happy birthday to a career politician, the kind Thomas Jefferson told us to worry about. Have fun controlling an inept and incompetent government that only worries about the votes because that is the only way to have power, for the sake of having power. The government that doesn't give a crap about how to make this country better, the one that only worries about putting money in their pockets.* I thought I would go with the politics thing. *The opinions expressed are solely of Xboxless, GTAForums does not endorse any opinions* *Opinion is not against Obama, but rather against the idea of a politician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Where is that animation from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus'En'Hitler420 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Ah son of a bitch! I wonder when Tim Geithner is going to get around with the pinata full of the money that he hasn't paid in taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 Ah son of a bitch! I wonder when Tim Geithner is going to get around with the pinata full of the money that he hasn't paid in taxes. That's not money, that's chocolate gelt. He keeps the real sh*t for himself. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauron Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Happy Birthday Barrack, you rock my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Looks they even have a wax sculpture of him with his birthday hat on Happy Birthday Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okei Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 happy birthday baroque rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I see your sexyotter.gif and I raise you a disco otter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cojage Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Happy birthday, even though he will never read this Toast to another 4 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 I see your sexyotter.gif and I raise you a disco otter. OK, I'll see your disco otter and raise you a RAVE OTTER: Lord knows we'll need a good dose of E to make it to 2012... "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I see your sexyotter.gif and I raise you a disco otter. OK, I'll see your disco otter and raise you a RAVE OTTER: Lord knows we'll need a good dose of E to make it to 2012... Seizure coming through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 (edited) I was gong to add some jubilant gif/pic/data but then...... I see your sexyotter.gif and I raise you a disco otter. OK, I'll see your disco otter and raise you a RAVE OTTER: Lord knows we'll need a good dose of E to make it to 2012... Seizure coming through! HolyGrenadeFrenzy rubs his eyes and then in a strange accent like a man whom has just bitten his tongue "I feel like I've been HYPNOTIZED!" What a perfect thing to find on the Obama Birthday thread Someone else, other than your esteem leader, hypnotizing you. Wait!....I have it! Edited August 4, 2010 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 HolyGrenadeFrenzy rubs his eyes and then in a strange accent like a man whom has just bitten his tongue "I feel like I've been HYPNOTIZED!" Did somebody say... HYPNOTIZED?! Party. "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 The f*ck? No Kool-Aid on the snacks list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus'En'Hitler420 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I think I'm blind. Can someone please tell me if my spelling is correct? Oh wait, how can I see your revisions if I'm blind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I think I'm blind. Can someone please tell me if my spelling is correct? Oh wait, how can I see your revisions if I'm blind... Are you kinda thirsty, a bit itchy and starting to feel like it is time to play with your nipples? Just checking to see if the other side effects are kicking in yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus'En'Hitler420 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 (edited) WOOOOAAAHHHH NOOOO!! oh wait.... ahhhhhh, nipplez edit: only weird tongueing lookin' smiley on the board Edited August 4, 2010 by Jesus'En'Hitler420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riquenunes Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 The f*ck? No Kool-Aid on the snacks list? But I'll bring it, anyway: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Here we go Happy birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus'En'Hitler420 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 This thread is epic... And this post is not spam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 This thread needs more otter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 After the party... "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Bud light? What a fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Bud light? What a fag. Look at his waistline, he shouldn't even be drinking beer in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerryM Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Happy Birthday to the President of our Country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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