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Don't fret, I have a Dig Dug belt buckle in which the entire belt is just his tube of air he throws at monsters.

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when my brother, our friends, and I were partying last weekend i dared my drunk friend to take a sh*t on the local elementary schools slide.... and he did biggrin.gif good thing its summer break tounge.gif

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when my brother, our friends, and I were partying last weekend i dared my drunk friend to take a sh*t on the local elementary schools slide.... and he did biggrin.gif good thing its summer break tounge.gif

HAHA! That is f*cking bad but hilarious.

 

I remember being on holiday and taking a sh*t on the toilet seat instead of in it. I feel absoloutely horrible now, and no I don't think I'm "cool" or whatever by doing it. But at the time it was hilarious to think someone saw sh*t all over the seat and floor and had to tidy it up.

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for the record - my pac-man belt.

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ooooo a dig-dug belt would be cool.

 

And to stay on topic I will relay a story of young me in kindergarden:

It was story time, and the teacher had us in the standard semi circle. I was wearing my favorite green sweatpants. After the teacher finished the story, I noticed I had a whole in the crotch of my sweatpants and my little penis was exposed. I bet the teacher was more embarrassed, but happy I discovered it before he had to say anything to me. Obviously, very traumatic if it stays in my head as such a vivid memory.

 

 

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I bet loosing your belt buckle brought the memory flooding back, it could have happened again but in the middle of a conference or something tounge.gif

 

 

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Brown Sugar

years ago i was pretending to snort sherbet as a joke (i know it's gay) but i actually snorted it, i swear it came out of my eyes and my nose was bleeding for like 2 hours

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Chinatown Wars
years ago i was pretending to snort sherbet as a joke (i know it's gay) but i actually snorted it, i swear it came out of my eyes and my nose was bleeding for like 2 hours

lol so thats how the guy that squirts milk inserts the milk... Up the nose!

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Brown Sugar

 

some guys i know

 

 

that second video reminded me of something i heard somewhere that if you eat a banana then drink sprite (it could have been the other way around) that you uncontrollably puke, but it's supposed to sting like hell

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Today me and my friend were in Literature after lunch, and since we got like 10 minutes to eat, he didn't finish. So we were sitting in class, the teacher was going down her class room rules and he bites into his apple, you hear this loud *CRUNCH* , with out missing a beat, the teacher said, and no eating or drinking in my class....It was one of those "Had to be there moments" We were laughing so hard he started crying...

 

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In that same class, but in the beginning, we had to read the ECHS hand book, and we were going over the rules for the bus, and she says "Please do not bring any offensive, violent, or pornographic pictures on the bus." Everyone decided to go quiet as soon as I said Aww...Everyone got a good kick out of that.

 

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when the power went out today i went to the store to buy some flashlights but the power went back on so walking passed the bank i noticed that the atm was just a normal hp computer. imaged googled "pussy" and ran.

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when the power went out today i went to the store to buy some flashlights but the power went back on so walking passed the bank i noticed that the atm was just a normal hp computer. imaged googled "pussy" and ran.

Turn off Safe Search next time, then there'll be more than just pictures of cats.

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when the power went out today i went to the store to buy some flashlights but the power went back on so walking passed the bank i noticed that the atm was just a normal hp computer. imaged googled "pussy" and ran.

Turn off Safe Search next time, then there'll be more than just pictures of cats.

I could only imagine what the guy who re-programmed it face looked like....

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A few days ago I was trying to get from one side of a pool to the other in one breath. I made it but I ended up using my face to find out where the wall was. I've got a few wounds healing now.

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I Wanted to see if my finger could fit inside a can of creaming soda so i put my right index finger inside the can,I went to pull

my finger out of the can and it wouldnt come out of the can,I Pulled and the Skin of my Index Finger Started to pull off with the Can, and i Finaly got it free when i pulled it out it started to bleed heaps. Now that i think of it thats probably the dumbest thing ive done.

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