Reaver. Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Hey people, I learned something today that made me want to make this topic. So anyway, I absoloutely love Beef Jerky. I always ask my mum to get me some whenever she goes to town, but at £1.99 a packet, I can't exactly buy a ton of it, so whenever I have it, it's a treat . I always thought that the little square sachet it came with was pepper, to obviously make it tastier, until today I was on Amazon, and after buying a 12-box of Beef Jerky [Pathetic, but who cares] I realise that it's actually air compressor. Little iron particles to stop the bag getting condensation etc [i think]. So for all this time I've been bloody eating air compressor thinking it was pepper. I'm such an idiot. What funny things have you guys done/witnessed? I've also urinated in my friends hair when we were absoloutely drunk, but that's another story. EDIT: Spelt 'Witnessed' wrong in the title. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Hang on. Don't those little moisture absorbers all feature the warning: DO NOT EAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) You've been eating silicia gel? Jesus Christ. Please, don't do that. Did you not make the connection with the little "sachets" of the same stuff in thing like new boxes of shoes, or in delivery parcels hat contain no food? EDIT: It just occurred to me that maybe you did realise they were same thing. You haven't been seasoning your shoes/things that arrive in the post have you? Edited August 3, 2010 by Robinski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Lol so random! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaver. Posted August 3, 2010 Author Share Posted August 3, 2010 Hang on. Don't those little moisture absorbers all feature the warning: DO NOT EAT? I knew the first reply would ask exactly that, no it didn't. @Robinksi, it's not a gel, it highly resembled pepper, not those little blue ball things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 I ate a grapefruit thinking it was a lemon yuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinski Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Hang on. Don't those little moisture absorbers all feature the warning: DO NOT EAT? I knew the first reply would ask exactly that, no it didn't. @Robinksi, it's not a gel, it highly resembled pepper, not those little blue ball things Yeah I know the things you mean, for some strange reason it's called a gel despite being solid and looking like small black balls. As for stupid stuff I've done, I did once get myself into a fight with a beating from two big chav lads over some of my mates' bikes that they wanted to nick while we were off playing football away from them. Got my head kicked in of course, should've just let them have 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 EDIT: It just occurred to me that maybe you did realise they were same thing. You haven't been seasoning your shoes/things that arrive in the post have you? Hahaha classic. As for stupid sh*t I've done, well I've mentioned this before but I got in a fight with a parked truck while drinking. I punched the glass headlight out and busted my hand up. Although I do have a strong punch, I would have to say the truck won. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 LF:Bitch im gonna break your f*cking eye -hits headlight- Headlight:And im gonna break your f*cking hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatown Wars Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 as a joke me and my friends grounded up cheese and snorted it up in front of random strangers. Hurt like hell though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinatown Wars Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 as a joke me and my friends grounded up cheese and snorted it up in front of random strangers. Hurt like hell though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 (edited) as a joke me and my friends grounded up cheese and snorted it up in front of random strangers. Hurt like hell though... ^ This... Man, usually I can't keep embarrassing things from popping in my head. Now when asked to I can't think of anything... I'll edit later. Speaking of snorting I snorted Lucas once, gahh that was a kick! Edited August 4, 2010 by Xboxless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Snorted salt and lime combo. Nose bleed. Got out of school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Reaver., Its ok. You've been eating pepper and other spices. Don't go freaking out...Love your beef jerky My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Snorted salt once when I was in high school. There was some left around my nostrils and one of my friends saw it and literally thought I had been using cocaine. She turned out to be a dumbass in the end, but in reality I'm the dumbass for doing it. And then last summer I was on a beach in Long Island, got sh*tfaced and did many stupid things that I can't even remember. Which still happens occasionally when with companions. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 MmmMmMmmM. Don't you just love that packaging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mister Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Back in grade 10 during lunch, my buddy dared this guy to eat the wax shell from those Babybel cheese rolls... he ate it. 15 minutes later, paramedics show up and everyone watches him get his stomach pumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaver. Posted August 4, 2010 Author Share Posted August 4, 2010 Are you honestly trying this hard to prove me wrong? When my box of beef jerky arrives, I'll take a picture to prove you wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Are you honestly trying this hard to prove me wrong? When my box of beef jerky arrives, I'll take a picture to prove you wrong. Make sure you do, because I don't believe you. See, the reason they have to write that on the package is in case idiots eat them and get sick, then try to sue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blingy Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I remember a while back my friend and I were in front of my house. My house is on a side-road and my driveway is REALLY small so we usually did the BMX stuff that we did in the road. So, it was my friend and I in the road and we had found like 6 spare tires on the middle of the road and a wooden board. Every time one of us would jump a tire, we would add one more on. It was my turn, it was 6:30PM, and I was determined to one up him for the night to get that last tire jump... I ate sh*t and scared my back for life because when I fell I landed on rocks, glass, and sticks/logs/branches. Going into school was totally worth it. Still to this day the whole upper half of my back is still scarred, and it serves as a great story to tell. This was maybe... 3, 4 years ago. OR My two friends and I went out walking around town when friend A (nobody really liked him, we just hung out with him because we saw him somewhere and we couldn't ditch) got the idea that we should walk around town until 6:00AM or so. Friend B and I just shrugged and agreed because he hates his house and didn't want to go back. Moral of the story, don't walk out into a street where cops have been watching you apparently for hours. It doesn't end up good and I almost got arrested for trespassing on property (I was taking a shortcut through my old high school, and I guess it had been vandalized. Police thought us three had did it.) My friends were completely scared and had decided to leave me to the talking like how they always do. I had to explain that we were actually on our way home and that we only came out there because our OTHER friend (no lie) lives next door to the high school, and that we had decided to cut through his yard to get here. His parents still don't know what happened and why we got back like we had just seen a ghost. Great times in such a boring ass town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vextroid Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Back in high school some kid ate some of those and then another kid told him that he was gonna die from eating it. Needless to say it was hilarious watching him start freaking out. Also Chris Lilley in a dress in person. (For the filming of Summer Heights High) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I've probably done a lot of stupid things, but the only thing I remember right now is when I was in high school at lunch we all had chicken curry. I have to say, it was always f*cking delicious but it had kidney beans in. So as a joke me and 3 friends basically made our other friend sitting with us believe that those kidney beans were in fact real kidneys from mouses and hamsters and what not. And that all kidney beans came from those kinds of animals. It didn't take her very long to believe it and go around telling other people the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I've probably done a lot of stupid things, but the only thing I remember right now is when I was in high school at lunch we all had chicken curry. I have to say, it was always f*cking delicious but it had kidney beans in. So as a joke me and 3 friends basically made our other friend sitting with us believe that those kidney beans were in fact real kidneys from mouses and hamsters and what not. And that all kidney beans came from those kinds of animals. It didn't take her very long to believe it and go around telling other people the same thing. You wouldn't believe the power that comes from everybody shaking their heads up and down going "Yeah, yeah, it's true" with a fake sincere look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 I've probably done a lot of stupid things, but the only thing I remember right now is when I was in high school at lunch we all had chicken curry. I have to say, it was always f*cking delicious but it had kidney beans in. So as a joke me and 3 friends basically made our other friend sitting with us believe that those kidney beans were in fact real kidneys from mouses and hamsters and what not. And that all kidney beans came from those kinds of animals. It didn't take her very long to believe it and go around telling other people the same thing. You wouldn't believe the power that comes from everybody shaking their heads up and down going "Yeah, yeah, it's true" with a fake sincere look. I know its great, especially when everyone can be really serious about it. I'm pretty sure we've done loads of things like that to her but that's the only one that sticks out right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldee Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Probably don't remember the best ones having been drunk and/or high. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Today: I walked into the bathroom today at work. I walk up to the urinal and proceed to unhitch my super cool pac-man belt. The entire buckle fell off and into the urinal. Someone heard it and said "did you just lose your belt buckle?". The only reason it is an embarrassing story is because I had to fish it out. I'm the only one at the job who wears a pac-man belt, and if I just left it in there everyone would have known it was me. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObsydianRaven Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 One time in 8th grade, there was a lockdown drill during my Literacy Class. As required, the teacher shut off all the lights, closed and locked the classroom door, them had us sit in a well hidded area. It was quiet at first, but then this kid (who was well known as a trouble maker) stated singing Hole at The Bottom of the Sea. Another really stupid thing I've witnessed in 8th grade, happened when these kids decided to bring some spiked range juice to school and get really hammered. One of the kids who was drunk, leaned onto another kid's shoulder and whispered "I love you!" in his ear, not to mention he did it in a really creepy but funny tone. Then during lunch, the same kid went up to this girl, asked her to marry her and slapped her across the face. Then one of the lunchroom monitors told him to go to the office, the kid responded with "You go to the office!". He then got up and tired to run out of the lunch room, fake screaming like a girl while at the same time fluttering his hands. Then he tripped on one of the chairs, got up and continued to make his way out of the cafeteria, ran into a wall, and got a bloody nose. Suddenly, one of the guidance saw him do this and said, "Trevor are you okay?", then in a supposedly scary voice he responded with, "Leave, me the f*ck alone!". I, along with everyone else in the cafeteria, was laughing my ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Someone heard it and said "did you just lose your belt buckle?". To which you responded: "Nah. I was just standing too close to the urinal when I whipped my junk out. I think I may have broke the porcelain." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I absolutely love the fact that Trip has a PM belt-buckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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