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Not even the tiniest bit of humour. icon13.gif

I'm sure he was serious. Sounds like he knows a lot about what He was explaining.

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AlfieWilRus
Before I give you any kind of advice on that, I must ask your age.

I'm 29.

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AlfieWilRus
What you need to do is call your friend and have butt sex with him.

 

First, take some PCP, viagara and mix it up with Mountain Dew. Play some music such as classical or Lady Gaga. You gotta f*ck him up the ass and let him do the same. Vice versa, bro. After doing that for about 17 minutes, you should both pluck each others pubic hairs until they're all gone and put it all in one pile to see how much you've collected in total.

 

Get him to suck your penis and make sure he bites it hard for about 3 seconds. Vice versa. Who ever lasts the longest with getting their penis bitten wins.

 

Finally, you'll both have to produce some semen and saliva then mix it up with sugar and ketchup in a cup. Put the pile of pubic hair in the cup and mix it as well. Try to mix them in two cups so that you can have a competition of who can finish the cup first. Be sure to not leave a single hair behind.

 

Once it's all done, eat his vagina.

 

In short, this what you need:

 

Gather ingredients: Viagara, Mountain Dew and PCP

Classical/Lady Gaga music

Buttsex for 17 minutes

Pluck pubic hairs

Insert penis into mouth and bite

Produce semen and saliva then mix with sugar, ketchup and pubic hair in a cup or 2 cups if possible

Vagina

Hmm, I bet you know all this stuff, cause you've done it multiple times.

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AlfieWilRus
Well then smart ass.

 

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Take the hint once more.

Being another smartass I wouldn't use those rifles because they don't have a magazine attached.

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PIXEL LEGIONS.

 

I guarantee you won't be bored with this strategy game.

If you are, there's no hope for you.

 

And it's got cool music too. biggrin.gif

Ok, I'll see what I can find.

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AlfieWilRus
play a sport or hit the gym

I guess so; I might start swimming again.

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I might start swimming again.

It is spawning season...

 

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"I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig

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I might start swimming again.

It is spawning season...

 

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In a pool, not river. Thats the last place you want to go swimming in Indonesia. You don't know what could sneak up behind you and take a huge chunk of your ass.

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PIXEL LEGIONS.

 

I guarantee you won't be bored with this strategy game.

If you are, there's no hope for you.

 

And it's got cool music too. biggrin.gif

You sir have stolen a day from me, and still stealing my time. I thank you, sir smile.gif

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Do me a favor, build a 1:12 replica of a AH-64 Apache helicopter. Favorite helicopter ever built in my opinion.

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Get a drivers license, put the shifter in Drive, get on the closest interstate and just let whatever happens happen. Although try to avoid crashing.

 

And that HLComic is a great way to kill time on a rainy day.

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Dreaming of California, where the sun never sets.

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I have exhausted out my gaming mind. Everytime I think about games I feel as if I want to puke. I've had enough of games and I'm bored out of my mind!! I try shooting my guns at the range but nothing, I still feel bored. My friends took me to places but I still get bored and I'm completely tired with games. I am sick of games for right now.

 

18 April 1989

 

Is the birthday in your profile accurate or a it's none of your business redirection for idiots?

 

My advice will depend on your answer.

 

PM me if you must.

 

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The troubles of a twenty-one year old are very different from the troubles of an adolescent or younger person.

 

There are some similarities yet the older you are then the boredom can make sense an and eventually has more to do with age and placement in life, society and partnerships than it does about whether you have overtaxed your attention into video games.

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