Things you do NOT want to see

[QwertyAAA]

2) Game set before 2000 - I loved the internet and how the mobile stored cheats

 

You know the internet existed well before 2000 right?

and so did cell phones.

Yeah and they were utter crap. I've had a mobile phone since 1994, when T-Mobile was called one2one & back then all my phone could do was store numbers, make calls & send texts. When you finally got service to make a call, you paid 25p per min for Tue privilege. Good times.

They were still cell phones, so saying anything to the contrary is a bullsh*t argument.

[Zeshuan]

Why are so many people against the idea of a female protagonist in GTA? I think it would be a refreshing addition to the series and may even increase the number of women who play the game. Seriously, there are way too few girls who play video games. Every time I go online it's a sausage fest; the ratio of men to women is worse than at Comic-Con.

[Nativedeem]

Why are so many people against the idea of a female protagonist in GTA? I think it would be a refreshing addition to the series and may even increase the number of women who play the game. Seriously, there are way too few girls who play video games. Every time I go online it's a sausage fest; the ratio of men to women is worse than at Comic-Con.

yeah i dont much like hearing women talking with their high pitched voices when im playing online.

[Nativedeem]

2) Game set before 2000 - I loved the internet and how the mobile stored cheats

 

You know the internet existed well before 2000 right?

and so did cell phones.

Yeah and they were utter crap. I've had a mobile phone since 1994, when T-Mobile was called one2one & back then all my phone could do was store numbers, make calls & send texts. When you finally got service to make a call, you paid 25p per min for Tue privilege. Good times.

other than taking pictures, thats all the cell phone does in IV.

[QwertyAAA]

Why are so many people against the idea of a female protagonist in GTA?  I think it would be a refreshing addition to the series and may even increase the number of women who play the game.  Seriously, there are way too few girls who play video games.  Every time I go online it's a sausage fest;  the ratio of men to women is worse than at Comic-Con.

yeah i dont much like hearing women talking with their high pitched voices when im playing online.

Pre-pubescent boys. You're thinking of pre-pubescent boys.

 

@Nativedeem: Exactly. And you can always have a separate camera.

[Nativedeem]

Why are so many people against the idea of a female protagonist in GTA?  I think it would be a refreshing addition to the series and may even increase the number of women who play the game.  Seriously, there are way too few girls who play video games.  Every time I go online it's a sausage fest;  the ratio of men to women is worse than at Comic-Con.

yeah i dont much like hearing women talking with their high pitched voices when im playing online.

Pre-pubescent boys. You're thinking of pre-pubescent boys.

 

@Nativedeem: Exactly. And you can always have a separate camera.

i hate these kids who play the game with their headsets. Why do they even use the headsets? Are they just trying to annoy everyone on purpose. All they do is talk and talk with their annoying voices and if say anything to them they cuss you out in front of their parents who dont seen to care unless you cuss the kid out.

[Rockworm]

Why are so many people against the idea of a female protagonist in GTA? I think it would be a refreshing addition to the series and may even increase the number of women who play the game. Seriously, there are way too few girls who play video games. Every time I go online it's a sausage fest; the ratio of men to women is worse than at Comic-Con.

actually thats a misconception... Women actually outnumber men in gaming.

their all playing halo or something

[Kwandilibro]

Why are so many people against the idea of a female protagonist in GTA? I think it would be a refreshing addition to the series and may even increase the number of women who play the game. Seriously, there are way too few girls who play video games. Every time I go online it's a sausage fest; the ratio of men to women is worse than at Comic-Con.

If you don't want a sausage fest, stop playing games. Go to the mall or some sh*t.

[GTAspotter]

- Watching TV

 

- Internet

 

- Bowling, darts, comedy clubs etc.

 

- Annoying friends

 

- Always depressed characters (Dwayne/Kate/Niko)

 

- Flying rats

 

 

This and a lot more similar stuff should be scrapped in my opinion.

Sounds like someone didn't like GTA IV

[jamieleng]

Although some people wouldnt like to see it, I think a fully customizable character would give people individuality.

No No No No No No & one more for good measure, NOOoooooo!

 

Fully customizable character means no backstory, the ability to make your character look really stupid in emotional cutscenes & in an attempt to make the protagonist appeal to everyone, it ends up doing the complete opposite.

[GTAspotter]

*Gangster storyline

*Midwest setting

*Dark gloomy city

*Non-flyable planes

*Being called by your cousin when your trying to escape a 6 star wanted level

*Un-usable theme parks

*Dead beaches

*Repetitive missions

*Characters that you can't understand like little jacob

*Cops that kill you for bumping into there car

*Crappy AI

 

Last but not least

 

*Being made to wait any longer for information!!

[jamieleng]

2) Game set before 2000 - I loved the internet and how the mobile stored cheats

 

You know the internet existed well before 2000 right?

and so did cell phones.

Yeah and they were utter crap. I've had a mobile phone since 1994, when T-Mobile was called one2one & back then all my phone could do was store numbers, make calls & send texts. When you finally got service to make a call, you paid 25p per min for Tue privilege. Good times.

other than taking pictures, thats all the cell phone does in IV.

I know & what a complete waste considering what mobile phones can do these days. I hope they parody "There's an app for that" in the next game, but my feeble mind can't think how phone applications could be usefully integrated into the game. Being able to access the internet via your phone would be good, especially to visit www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.com on the fly.

[mrgypsie]

I don't want it to turn out like GTA IV did for use PC users. ALOT of bugs and glitches. Also eventhough I have full bar on "canyourunit" I can't run it. It f*cks up. Tried to find a solution. Found alot of people experiencing the same thing but never a solution. I put the game on a shelf and never tried again, so pissed.

[Anasterian]

Actually, to be honest, i could do with a GTA 4 level game + better optimization for the PC version, and i'd be sold.

 

I hope this time they actually make a PC version and not just Xbox 360 CONversion(pun intended?) with changed buttons and added graphical options "well you can't run it anyway but pc gets better graphics! enjoy!" and "Wait 20 years more then you will run the game on Max details in 60 fps."

>..>

 

 

And another thing:

No stupid mistakes like Vanilla IV last mission on PC.

 

Someone got a good framerate? Well now his last mission is unplayable.

>.> NO.1 proof of it being a conversion.

 

I think if you are making a PC version you dont just port Xbox 360 solutions onto PC, you solve the thing the PC way. Same goes for PS3, just that PS3 didn't have those problems..

[Kwandilibro]

I don't want it to turn out like GTA IV did for use PC users. ALOT of bugs and glitches. Also eventhough I have full bar on "canyourunit" I can't run it. It f*cks up. Tried to find a solution. Found alot of people experiencing the same thing but never a solution. I put the game on a shelf and never tried again, so pissed.

I'd like to see a GTA that didn't need such a powerful PC to run. My PC could run SA effortlessly, but when I checked the "canyourunit" test from yougamers, I was way below the requirements for IV. And God know I don't want to spend $800-$900 and up. Might as well buy me a gaming PC, which i also don't want to buy, since that costs a good $1300 or so.

[A White CJ]

- No character statistics.

 

Really. I enjoyed the Fat-Muscle-Stamina thing. In fact, I want it EXPANDED. I consider GTA a RPG, and RPGs have statistics.

[Akavari]

no cars

no guns

no pedestrians

no missions/story

[xNewtype Acex]

I don't want it to turn out like GTA IV did for use PC users. ALOT of bugs and glitches. Also eventhough I have full bar on "canyourunit" I can't run it. It f*cks up. Tried to find a solution. Found alot of people experiencing the same thing but never a solution. I put the game on a shelf and never tried again, so pissed.

I'd like to see a GTA that didn't need such a powerful PC to run. My PC could run SA effortlessly, but when I checked the "canyourunit" test from yougamers, I was way below the requirements for IV. And God know I don't want to spend $800-$900 and up. Might as well buy me a gaming PC, which i also don't want to buy, since that costs a good $1300 or so.

The problem with IV was not that it had high requirements, it was that the PC port had sh*tty optimization and honestly as long a you build it & pick the parts yourself, a great gaming PC wouldn't exceed 800-900 dollars.

[Kwandilibro]

I don't want it to turn out like GTA IV did for use PC users. ALOT of bugs and glitches. Also eventhough I have full bar on "canyourunit" I can't run it. It f*cks up. Tried to find a solution. Found alot of people experiencing the same thing but never a solution. I put the game on a shelf and never tried again, so pissed.

I'd like to see a GTA that didn't need such a powerful PC to run. My PC could run SA effortlessly, but when I checked the "canyourunit" test from yougamers, I was way below the requirements for IV. And God know I don't want to spend $800-$900 and up. Might as well buy me a gaming PC, which i also don't want to buy, since that costs a good $1300 or so.

The problem with IV was not that it had high requirements, it was that the PC port had sh*tty optimization and honestly as long a you build it & pick the parts yourself, a great gaming PC wouldn't exceed 800-900 dollars.

Lol, right after I said that, I saw a decent gaming PC for $850. Problem is, I don't have $850.

 

But, you mean to tell me I can upgrade my PC instead of buying a new one? I thought you couldn't upgrade your processor?

[Little William]

Why are so many people against the idea of a female protagonist in GTA? I think it would be a refreshing addition to the series and may even increase the number of women who play the game. Seriously, there are way too few girls who play video games. Every time I go online it's a sausage fest; the ratio of men to women is worse than at Comic-Con.

AFAIC, girl gamers can go play f*cking Barbie. The female gaming population is so insignificant compare to males, who really gives a f*ck about them. Female protags in GTA will never happen. For other games like Tomb Raider or sh*t, maybe, who f*cking plays them anyway?

[The Lolwut Pear]

I know & what a complete waste considering what mobile phones can do these days. I hope they parody "There's an app for that" in the next game, but my feeble mind can't think how phone applications could be usefully integrated into the game.

Actually there is, in TBoGT there's an app for unirating on your iFruit Phone to know your age or something.

[spot1996]

2) Game set before 2000 - I loved the internet and how the mobile stored cheats

 

You know the internet existed well before 2000 right?

and so did cell phones.

Yeah and they were utter crap. I've had a mobile phone since 1994, when T-Mobile was called one2one & back then all my phone could do was store numbers, make calls & send texts. When you finally got service to make a call, you paid 25p per min for Tue privilege. Good times.

now you pay like 10p a miniute on tesco mobile

 

and have touchscreens on phones

[maxmanapple]

America. Please, we've seen it FOUR BLOODY TIMES. Enough, will ya?

 

Features/Realism being taken.

 

Retardism. Like, GTA:SA handling, GTA:SA map, Retarded 3-sec Pay n Spray, Modification (keep color change and decals) and so on...

 

The return of the jetpack AND the tank AND the kiddie-style bycicles

 

Hydraulics. The stupidiest feature IN THE WORLD.

 

Non-Buyable houses.

 

Scenario set earlier than 1987.

 

Water, and islands and stuff. Why does every map on GTA is based on islands? MAKE AN ALL-LAND MAP FOR GODS SAKE

 

Huge mountains to hide map limits. Come on, you can do better than that R*

 

 

[BikoNellic08]

annoying "collectibles" like hiddee packages, flying rats, they bore the sh*t out of me

[GTASanAndreasbestever]

Why are so many people against the idea of a female protagonist in GTA?  I think it would be a refreshing addition to the series and may even increase the number of women who play the game.  Seriously, there are way too few girls who play video games.  Every time I go online it's a sausage fest;  the ratio of men to women is worse than at Comic-Con.

yeah i dont much like hearing women talking with their high pitched voices when im playing online.

Pre-pubescent boys. You're thinking of pre-pubescent boys.

 

@Nativedeem: Exactly. And you can always have a separate camera.

No I don't want to be a women, that is pretty retarded. This won't fix anything vid games just aren't what girls like. Especially ones like this. I don't want any replies saying "no your wrong, I know some girls who like vid games)....ok, by "just aren't what girls like" I mean the significant majority of them. Plus ITS ONLINE!!!!! Who cares!?!?!?!? What are you some internet pervert? Your not going to get with any of them so it doesn't matter. If you want to communicate with girls, be a normal person and GO OUT. Not trying to be mean, but seriously??? And I am not directing this just at you, but with everyone with that mentality.

[Suihkubad]

America. Please, we've seen it FOUR BLOODY TIMES. Enough, will ya?

 

Features/Realism being taken.

 

Retardism. Like, GTA:SA handling, GTA:SA map, Retarded 3-sec Pay n Spray, Modification (keep color change and decals) and so on...

 

The return of the jetpack AND the tank AND the kiddie-style bycicles

 

Hydraulics. The stupidiest feature IN THE WORLD.

 

Non-Buyable houses.

 

Scenario set earlier than 1987.

 

Water, and islands and stuff. Why does every map on GTA is based on islands? MAKE AN ALL-LAND MAP FOR GODS SAKE

 

Huge mountains to hide map limits. Come on, you can do better than that R*

How would you limit maps without bridges in the beginning? What about boats? Whats wrong about hydralics? You don't have to use them but most of people like 'em. Same with bicycles. And with jetpacks

[h4mza]

What i don't want...

 

* Female protagonist

* Made up cars

* Feeling hungry too often

* Friends calling to go out every 10 minutes

* No stupid fat american police that cant run

* Dumb traffic that crashes, gets in my way when on a highway

* Small map

 

What i want...

 

* Male protagonist

* Real cars, like Lambos and Ferraris

* Ability to buy safehouses, cars, guns etc.

* Set indicators

* Gang wars

* Clever taxi drivers

* Ride in buses, trains.

* Dress up a policeman and work with them

* Mod cars

* Fuel station to fill up petrol

* Lock your car

 

 

Some more i can't think of yet, will edit

 

[Narcis_speed6]

* Small map

actually the small map would be better, they could focus more on detail with more interiors

[Wolfmight]

- Unlimited ammo STILL BEING RESET after reloading the game. HORRIBLE! Not being able to unlock unlimited ammo and be able to save and reload with the higher amounts of ammo.

 

- Only having reserved parking spaces and no parking garages!

 

- No purchasable houses in the game.

 

- Cops saw you enter!!! (paint and spray ghey-ness)

 

- Most taxi drivers are the same stupid guy. (lack of variety.)

 

- Missing taxi missions (even if they aren't required, atleast allow them as an option to make cash and build up a high score. I say make them part of the 100% again and just don't require them to be completed all in one go.)

 

- Missing rampages

 

- Immediately getting stars for crimes that can't be proven, such as setting off a sticky bomb from far away or using a silent weapon in a hidden ally with NO witnesses. There should be a few ways to avoid stars using these "stealth" methods of killing targets - WTF.

 

- Not being able to swing a baseball bat (GTA IV. The baseball bat should knock people out cold. Should be able to bust a huge dent into vehicles as well. GTA IV has the most retarded baseball bat mechanics, plus a major pause between swings..)

 

- Police using SHOTGUNS at only 2 stars! Tha [email protected]#$%*ck...

 

- Extreme close up of the penis in a cinematic without any close-up of boobs or vagina in another.

 

- No "off" option for the radio in game.

 

- Tiny ass text message window in the corner that requires a big and recent HD Monitor/TV to read. No option to make the text window larger or full screen for those with smaller TVs.

 

- Health and Armor status placed around the radar. Really stupid in my opinion.

 

- No Army in six stars. No Rhino. And i'm talking about the "REAL" Rhino from GTA3, Vice City, LCS, and VCS... Not that san andreas p.o.s. or the wimpy Noose tank from BOGT that can't fire artillery worth a crap. We need a tank that can crush cars practically flat and blast peds into tomato sauce on the wall.

 

- Stupid B&W interior camera on subways and trains. And not being able to explore the interior during the ride lol. It's harder to move when the train or subway is in motion, but not impossible.

 

- Not being able to hitch a ride in the back of a pickup truck. If someone drives off when your in the back, you should be able to sit and STAY PUT like in real life. WTF.

 

- Not being able to ride the bus.

 

- Crappy main storyline girlfriends with real no resolution in the end. Either burnt out or too shy to ever hot coffee. Why not a storyline girlfriend that can potentially go beyond the others and offer several benefits to the gameplay. The main character doesn't always have to be single in the end. I'm not asking for a happily ever after ending, but perhaps just a choice for a "happier" ending.

 

- Storyline choices that focus too much on life or death choices between people.

 

- Being 100% forced to lose a fantastic piece of property. Not being able to save or buy a similar piece of property later!? Just pure loss!!

 

- Cars so rare they are impossible to get after a certain point in the game because they NEVER spawn.

Edited August 29, 2010 by Wolfmight

[GTAOCD]

- Only having reserved parking spaces and no parking garages!

 

- No purchasable houses in the game.

 

- Missing taxi missions

 

- Missing rampages

 

- Immediately getting stars for crimes that can't be proven, such as setting off a sticky bomb from far away or using a silent weapon in a hidden ally with NO witnesses. There should be a few ways to avoid stars using these "stealth" methods of killing targets - WTF.

 

- Not being able to swing a baseball bat (GTA IV. The baseball bat should knock people out cold. Should be able to bust a huge dent into vehicles as well. GTA IV has the most retarded baseball bat mechanics, plus a major pause between swings..)

 

- Police using SHOTGUNS at only 2 stars! Tha [email protected]#$%*ck...

 

- Extreme close up of the penis in a cinematic without any close-up of boobs or vagina in another.

What about the penis and vagina? HUH? What are you talking about? Lol.