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hugh750

what was the funniest thing you heard in tbogt

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kudoboi

i know that this is on gta IV too but..... " nobody f*cks with me and lives" its a quote from the fat cop. lol.

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iMatt
well i would say anything Yusif Amir says, but mainly these two......

 

1)

Imagine it homie, you and me rolling like some desert storm ni*gas, oh look! chineese person! *pretends to shoot gun* POW! bye-bye nig*a

 

2)

I got so exhausted just driving cars, i had to go out to Vice City and bang bitches for 2 weeks, just to recover

I remember those two lines from playing "The Ballad of Gay Tony" earlier today. tounge.gif

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Mcquiz

Yusuf in the final cutscene: f*ck the people,f*ck them all, whip out your dick and piss all over them.

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iMatt

Yusuf Amir: "I drove so much I had to go to Vice City and Bang Bitches for 2 weeks just to recover" Priceless. cool.gif

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kudoboi
Also an honourable mention for Evan in the Bang Bang cutscene where he's terribly singing along to "Maneater" by Hall & Oates. lol.gif

 

That scene always gives me a good laugh.

thats the homeless hobo who thinks aliens took his sperm lol

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Brownscombe

Yusuf: You see this city? I own it! Everything!

 

Luis: Really?

 

Yusuf: No.....BUT I WILL! biggrin.gif

 

Signature v v v

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Chimpso

(Bulgarin shoots into the roof)

 

Bulgarins Sister: Oooooo you so tough! Big gun make you a big man huh?!

 

(Bulgarin shoots into the roof again)

 

(Bulgarins Sister Screams)

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Jimbatron

Yusif Amir on the phone to his Dad:

 

"Poppa they're not prostitutes - they're loose women!"

 

And of course the scene where his Dad turns up in person.

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Anasterian

after i Did It with a girl in women's toilet in maisonette 9, another girl ran out of the club while shouting "im so excited!"

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gtapcgamer

Sometimes when Luis says: "You're so ugly, you're cracking the sidewalk"!

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Dominico

colgate.gif You know, the funniest thing you hear is on Integrity Radio, with Lazlow (same dj as in every gta game, has been to several radio stations, he got kicked from Vrock, ended in ChatterBox and then has this show with some spanish dude named Jorge, where they explore Liberty City streets). Or Georgie Boy, how Lazlow calls him. Funniest line ever: they meet a lesbian activist and Lazlow says to Jorge "Esta mujer no gusta hombres, solamente gusta muchachas, comprende? Mucho licky licky" hahah. And then Jorge starts laughing hysterically.

And then, they end up at Hercules, that gay club.

And Lazlow goes: "See, Georgie, that line of men waiting outside? I bet all the girls are already inside, waiting for us"

Now that's funny. colgate.gif

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hugh750

Today i was playing the lost and damned and i was driving a convertable and a cop told me to get out of omy car and put my hand on the roof. (since i was driving a convertable saying that is so pointless)?? biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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Dominico
Today i was playing the lost and damned and i was driving a convertable and a cop told me to get out of omy car and put my hand on the roof. (since i was driving a convertable saying that is so pointless)?? biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

Yeah, but cops are... cops.

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The Lolwut Pear

Monique:I think I can feel my heart breaking...

Luis: No dumbass, that's just your liver failure.

 

Also, some of Jorge's lines in Spanish are funny as hell:

 

Jorge:Hola, este es Lazlow, el quiere tener sexo con tres hombres ahora, asi que si alguien quiere ayudarlo...

(Hey, this is Lazlow, he wants to have sex with three men right now, if anyone wants to help him...)

Lazlow: Yeah, totally!

 

and how could I forget:

Jorge: Helicopter landing pad!

Lazlow: Helicopter landing pad!? WTF?!

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Karambalaya

(Roman and Brucie is let in by Luis to Maisonette)

 

Roman: Man, I'm going to see some vagina tonight!

Luis: You walked in with one, bro.

Roman: What?

Luis: Never mind, man.

 

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Dominico

Every conversation between Luis, Armando and Henrique.

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KidPhantom

Armando as passenger in Luis' car: "Your mom's gonna kill you if she finds out i died in a car accident!"

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Barry Spock

I too thought Yusef was really funny. I liked the dialog with Luis while they were driving to meet Ahmed. The voice acting is so over the top but it's awesome.

 

I also liked the Bulgarin emphasised the last word in every ... sentence.

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Nikoguy74

lol when armando in a drug war says im going to make you my puto! lol biggrin.gif

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nurse carmen

after I finished mori's last mission, I heard a female voice

"oh, I cant wait to go home and watch America's next top hooker!!" lol

 

and of course, a whole lot of chinese swearing that I'll bump into randomly:)

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PMD3

Yusuf: ''Come on let's get out of here.... Oh by the way, Think my father may be into franchising clubs''

Tony: ''No, no franchising is not the way to go. The club is all about the people''

Yusuf ''F*uck the people. F*uck them all! Whip out your dick and piss all over them!''

Tony: '' You're going to go a long way in hospitality my friend''

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Dominico

When I was walking down the street some dude said: "I wish this cigarette was a 3 ft glass bong" and some other dude said "Yeah, man, that would be great" lol.

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Ufermalosu

when you get in a shootout with the police, a cop will occasionally say "watch your a$$hole!"

 

when i first heard that i was lmao!

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Ufermalosu

also when you have 1 star sometimes a cop says 'don't even think about making me run!'

 

and if you go to Playbox X's place and point a gun at the guard in the lobby, he says 'not me, its my wife you want!'

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KarbzKartel

I love it when an injured standard-sized caucasion cop on the floor say's: ''And I never got a chance to have a three-way''

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toni cinpriani

when I got arrested Luis said to the cop: Hey, I think I saw you in Hercules bro.

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OmegaEvolution

I liked the funny responses the multiplayer characters had to cops if you left they idle

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AlexGTAGamer

When Luis called Mori a "little orange turd". biggrin.gif

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Ufermalosu

the idiot at the [email protected] cafe. as your walking out sometimes he says 'theres a tip jar, jackass!'

 

i cant help but to shoot him in the head everytime he says that. i even say outloud as im walking out of [email protected] 'come on say it MFer i dare ya!'

 

internet only costs a buck and he doesnt do anything that makes him deserving of a tip. oh heres a quarter for standing there looking stupid.

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GTA Phreak

hah, - you missed me!

Random ped just before I do a handbrake turn that flattens him lol.gif

 

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