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hugh750

what was the funniest thing you heard in tbogt

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hugh750

For me it was after i swipted a lcpd suv during a car chase and i parked it in my parking spot a taxi suv pulled up behind me and it's driver said "what are you waiting for? christmas?" suicidal.giflol.gif

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Anasterian

 

For me it was after i swipted a lcpd suv during a car chase and i parked it in my parking spot a taxi suv pulled up behind me and it's driver said "what are you waiting for? christmas?" suicidal.gif  lol.gif

I was driving a Rasta Vodoo on Dukes-Bohan bridge ( the small one) and accidentally bumped into a Rebla in front of me, some old lady stepped out of the car and said (in a very very old lady voice) "That's so usual!"

 

(The bump was really, REALLY light. i only cracked my left headlight by that.)

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LCPFLeader

When I'm playing Free Mode with my mates, I sometimes will fly out of a helicopter or get shot in the leg, and its hilarious when he yells "Just like in the war!". Which is funnier in Vanilla because my guy used to wear a WW2 Helmet.

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ddyoung

this guy said when i shot him "oh sh*t, my ma's gonna kill me! i didnt do what she said"

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VoodooChild360

 

what was the funniest thing you heard in tbogt

 

Usually anything that Gay Tony said in most of the cut scenes. He was an absolutely brilliant character in the GTA IV universe. Great portrayal and great voice acting. Especially funny moments are when Tony is off his head on drugs and just rambling incoherently so Luis drowns him in the sink to snap him out of it. lol.gif

 

And also Yusuf Amir and his "We're spendin' Arab money" song and dance in his undwear cut scene.

Edited by VoodooChild360

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MR_CERBERUS_KILL

i still laugh when he says in a dorky voice "YA SHOT MA KNEE DUDE!" lol.gif

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TheRandomGuy93

well i would say anything Yusif Amir says, but mainly these two......

 

1)

Imagine it homie, you and me rolling like some desert storm ni*gas, oh look! chineese person! *pretends to shoot gun* POW! bye-bye nig*a

 

2)

I got so exhausted just driving cars, i had to go out to Vice City and bang bitches for 2 weeks, just to recover

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Rockworm

I just started playing a couple days now but i love it when you're in the copter with Yusaf and he says "I'm old and ugly enough to make my own decisions"

and Luis says "well you got the ugly part down and I agree about being old but I don't know about making your own decisions."

"You're right maybe if my father gave me billions of dollars I'd grow up"

 

HHAHAH I love Yusaf so funny.

 

Or when Mori makes Brucie cry over a chess game lol.gif

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Anasterian

Another one from when flying the chopper with Yusuf,

something like "I nearly crashed into a water container on my way here. Scary sh*t."

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Captain VXR

Mori: I am the sh*t

Luis: Yeah man, you're sh*t

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Linki

WKTT Conspire talk show, the host is hilarious.

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bluecatdevil

Made Louis carjack a woman from her Vigero.

Drove up the road a bit then pulled a uturn and drove back towards the screaming woman who is running in traffic

I gun the engine just as I go past her and she yells "Oh God I've got to get laid!" mercie_blink.gif

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haydenGTA

i cant belive no one has said it yet ! , when you are driving close to the path and some black guy jumps out of the way and shouts "CHEESY VAGINAS"

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GritEngine

Everything Yusef said.

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VoodooChild360

Also an honourable mention for Evan in the Bang Bang cutscene where he's terribly singing along to "Maneater" by Hall & Oates. lol.gif

 

That scene always gives me a good laugh.

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Nikoguy74

when yusuf amir says i lost my pants lol! lol.gif

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botobotosouksouk

Mori: See ya, wouldn't want to be ya... fag!

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hywelkidd

I really loved the cut-scenes with Yusef. Great decision by Rockstar to get Omid Djalili to play him, one of my favorite comedians biggrin.gif

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IMarwanI

Yusif Amir : We are getting Arab Money *dances *

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Maxrevv

Armando: Sorry you have a fag as a boss,Lou.

Luis: The same goes to Henrique.

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nitreanor

whilst doing the swing glitch some guys on their phones usually walk past and say hello gorgeous or something similar

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spongeblog

i would have liked a fry gun like in GTA 2, and then when u aim it at a guy they go "dont tater me, bro!"

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buzbegone

In multiplayer when I crash into someone else: "Goddamn, you made me spill my blow!"

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Anasterian

Just today, i heard a woman in the park near Monoglobe say "What the f*ck is that"... in Polish.

I was quite surprised atleast biggrin.gif

 

She said that when i crashed into a tree just near a bench she was sitting on. lol.gif

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Garfield 2

"Ladies! Hide your titties!"

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d00d

Yusuf Amir always made me laugh. I was genuinely happy when he turned up in the last mission and helped out, with his trademark shouty intro tounge.gif.

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Blackadder.

I literally laughed out loud when Yusuf said 'Let's roll, but not like a fat man rolling down stairs...'

 

And another one Yusuf was like 'Sup Nigga?!' and Luis was like 'Don't say that, it ain't cool' and then 5 seconds later he says it again. tounge.gif

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MikeySanJuan

its always been the cop that yells, "I'll shoot your tits off!" LMAO anuj_cop.giflol.gif

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9999whysoserious

Whenever Luis found that decapitated head in the box on top of the building on one of the missions.

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toni cinpriani

Bulgarin on phone: you are DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD! You understand!?

 

Luis: no, could you say it one more time?

 

Bulgarin: F*CK YOU!

 

Luis: Say it one more time?

 

Bulgarin: C*NT

 

Luis: bye!

 

 

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