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anus

Dude if I were you I'd smoke before playing paintball. Get everyone high first, should be fun as hell tounge.gif.

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Mr.Mister

I finally got a job again. I am a salesperson, I make a couple hundred bucks for each contract I sell for my company. Pretty sweet deal.

 

What's everyone doing this summer? I think I'm going mountain biking in the rockies this summer (bud, beer and biking) then going to Montreal for a week with my mom to visit my uncle. Stuck inside right now trying to see whos down for a basketball game

 

Oh and, the longest high I've had off so little was probably 4 hours off a dank kush bowl from the grav bong, this was sometime last summer.

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Tsar_Smirnoff

I'm working as a clerk this summer at the local grocery store.....I bag groceries, bring in the carts from outside etc. I'd like to smoke again some time, but now I'm paranoid as f*ck about random drug tests. I doubt they'll ever test me again (they did during the interview), but there's always a chance, and if I scored positive, it would look like total sh*t on future resumes. So, I'm just not going to risk it for now, another month won't kill me......by then I'll be going back to school and won't have to worry about piss tests anymore.

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Oblivionz

It's not like it'd go down on your resume if you got fired for failing a drug test, the resume is something YOU make. Just don't give that store as a reference and they can't tell the future employer.

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beto

smoked 3 blunts today. sh*t was dank

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Harrisboy

Thought I'd share the news... I'm going to Amsterdam on thursday morning biggrin.gif

 

I'm going for 2 nights. I went there once before, it was f*cking brilliant. Should have some photos for ya. I'm hopefully gonna bring back a couple of grams... I need some G13!!

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coin-god
Dude if I were you I'd smoke before playing paintball. Get everyone high first, should be fun as hell tounge.gif.

Im so dying to play that, I don't mind being High or not! tounge.gif

 

But really, playing it when high should be awesome. And painfull? lol.gif

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Ronnyboy

One of my friends called me, he was high as f*ck and watching Star Trek. He kept talking about how awesome the effects were, how he wanted to be a spaceman, and then said:

 

"Smoke long and most prosper"

 

Pure genius, I love potheads.

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Not Volt Krueger

Buyers are punks. You guys all smoke it wasting your money when you could be selling it and sitting on your ass all day.

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beto

stupidest sh*t i've read in a while.

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Stig

 

stupidest sh*t i've read in a while.

Haha agreed man, I don't deal, I smoke bro. Spendin 20$ out of my paycheck at the end of the week to get high for a couple hours and relax is not a big deal..

 

@SaintJimmy Yeah man, I know I came off arrogant earlier, just seemed outlandish but then again, hey what the hell do I know sh*t I should be congradulatin him for bein high for 6 hours. Wish I could do that..

 

God damn building up tolerances sad.gif. That's why I just switch strains once in a while.. keep things different etc.

 

And this summer? f*ck man, around here we don't really plan anything out major like that, we all just let the ideas come to us when we're bored. You know, go with the flow. cool.gif

 

Anyway, enough f*cken rambling. I'm stoned, gonna demolish some ramen noodles (RAYMEN or RAH-MEN?). Enjoy your night guys. smile.gif

 

 

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SaintJimmy

 

Dude if I were you I'd smoke before playing paintball. Get everyone high first, should be fun as hell tounge.gif.

Im so dying to play that, I don't mind being High or not! tounge.gif

 

But really, playing it when high should be awesome. And painfull? lol.gif

haha, cool RadioIsotope. I myself have a low-tolerance for it and am not complaining biggrin.gif

paintball was absolutely amazing. money-draining, but amazing. hurt like sh*t but you don't really notice until a bit afterwards - eg. I got hit at like 3m right in the ass and drew blood, but it's not that bad.

 

After all these games of like CTF and TDM's and whatnot, the last game was just a Free For All until we ran out of bullets. Basically, you all stood in a massive circle, put your gun down, walked inwards and laid on your stomach. The guy blows the whistle, you all have to get up then grab your guns, and then he blows a second whistle and you run around everywhere. I didn't get hit ONCE because I was a champion - but I copped heaps of sh*t in the other games.

goin-god, I totally recommend you go. So much fun.

 

And RI, I pronounce it ray-men

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Stink_Fist

f*cking hate it when your close to someone, and they shoot you and the paintball doesn't pop. Hurts like motherf*cking sh*t. But then I get an awesome bruise and then think I'm the sh*t.

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Straznicy

Picking up an ounce of very smelly weed today. Any recommendations for how to minimise that? Smell-proof bags aren't an option.

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anus

You could put it in an airtight tin, made from metal maybe. Dunno if you guys have it over there, but over here we have milk powder that comes in huge tins and they're airtight too so something like that would work pretty well.

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massrcor

Some stoner tricks.

 

Dryer sheets can be a stoners best friend.

 

If your weed is dank and smells as such, put the weed in an airtight bag or container.

put the bag inside of a bigger airtight bag or container Filled with common dryer sheets. I heard that coffee works too, but IDK. You won't be able to detect weed through the dryer sheets.

 

A trick I know to minimalize smell of weed smoke is to stuff a paper towel roll, or toilet paper roll, full of dryer sheets and then exhale your hit through it. When it comes out it smells like that little bear on the commercial... biggrin.gif

 

Another trick to minimalize overall weed smell is to face a fan, a "box" fan works best, to where it's blowing outside the window. Stick dryer sheets to the back of the fan, they stick there due to the suction.

Not only will this suck out all the smoke from the room, but the smoke it sends outside is masked by the dryer sheets. orly.gif

 

Use all these steps to be an incognito smoker. ph34r.gif

 

they work well too. I've tried them all. Just make sure you wash your hands after handling the dryer sheets(to be safe, but, wth). Also, never let the weed come in contact with the sheets, which is obvious.

 

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Harrisboy

Wow, you guys still need to hide the fact you smoke? Are you all under 18 or something?

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massrcor

those are tips I used when I was younger.

 

They were hella helpful when we were at my friends house, his parents were strict back in the day...

 

ahhh memories. we once made a bong that had taped-together pokemon cards as a bongstem... just to see if it could work.

it did. biggrin.gif

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Oblivionz

 

Dude if I were you I'd smoke before playing paintball. Get everyone high first, should be fun as hell tounge.gif.

Im so dying to play that, I don't mind being High or not! tounge.gif

 

But really, playing it when high should be awesome. And painfull? lol.gif

haha, cool RadioIsotope. I myself have a low-tolerance for it and am not complaining biggrin.gif

paintball was absolutely amazing. money-draining, but amazing. hurt like sh*t but you don't really notice until a bit afterwards - eg. I got hit at like 3m right in the ass and drew blood, but it's not that bad.

 

After all these games of like CTF and TDM's and whatnot, the last game was just a Free For All until we ran out of bullets. Basically, you all stood in a massive circle, put your gun down, walked inwards and laid on your stomach. The guy blows the whistle, you all have to get up then grab your guns, and then he blows a second whistle and you run around everywhere. I didn't get hit ONCE because I was a champion - but I copped heaps of sh*t in the other games.

goin-god, I totally recommend you go. So much fun.

 

And RI, I pronounce it ray-men

I used to paintball semi-professionally, was on a team and everything until I just couldn't afford spending $200 every weekend to play for 8 hours.

 

Still have a pretty nice gun and 4000 paintballs laying around, might fill up my tank and get a bunch of friends together and get one more good game together sometime.

 

In fact, http://www.triggerwalkers.com/galleries/MagnumSportz

If you look around there - there might just be some pictures of my friends and I considering how much we were there. The guy gave us some sh*t for free one time to promote the site.

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Huricannez
Buyers are punks. You guys all smoke it wasting your money when you could be selling it and sitting on your ass all day.

I am a cock gobbler, because I love to gobble cock.

 

Dont get high off your own supply. The risks of selling are too high compared to smoking it.

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coin-god

 

Wow, you guys still need to hide the fact you smoke? Are you all under 18 or something?

Im 18, but as long as I live in my parents house I can't go around smoking weed in the living room while they are watching me.

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Huricannez

I am a cock gobbler, because I love to gobble cock.

 

After I was arrested for possession (20 grams of weed for personal use) half of my family are under the impression that I am a trafficant. This was a day before my 18th birthday.

 

The other half, I smoke with.

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Frank.s

Currently smoking some weed that has been concentrated by being at the roach-end of pure spliffs. Strong. lol.gif

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Huricannez
Currently smoking some weed that has been concentrated by being at the roach-end of pure spliffs. Strong. lol.gif

I am a cock gobbler, because I love to gobble cock.

 

I figured.

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Saggy

I'm sick of the dryer sheets myth.

 

Unless you're smoking just one bowl of some cheap weed, your going to smell like you're a Rastafarian doing laundry. Any person that knows what weed smells like will be able to smell it over the scent of the dryer sheets.

 

I know because I've been busted using these, and have busted several other people myself... Well I wouldn't call that busting, just more like, "Hey, it smells like pot and laundry, can I get a hit?"

 

 

The box fan in the window is actually more effective, but it's hard to get all the latent smoke out of the room because of low air-flow.

 

 

The best method I ever used was when I was 15 at my old house, we had central heating and air, so there was a vent at the top of the ceiling. I just closed it off whilst smoking, then I opened it up, opened my window, turned the AC on and it would vent all the air out of the window. You might want to put a towel under the door, but for the most part the air will take the biggest pathway out. This was nice because it only took like 5 minutes to blow the smoke out.

 

 

I haven't had to worry about hiding the smell for a long time. Last time I was in a dorm at college, and I just kept the window a little bit open with the AC running to make the air flow outward. Worked like a charm, because at a college atmosphere you have to worry more about scavengers than RAs busting you, and I only once got a knock on the door with someone asking if I would share.

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Not Volt Krueger
stupidest sh*t i've read in a while.

Haha agreed man, I don't deal, I smoke bro. Spendin 20$ out of my paycheck at the end of the week to get high for a couple hours and relax is not a big deal..

 

@SaintJimmy Yeah man, I know I came off arrogant earlier, just seemed outlandish but then again, hey what the hell do I know sh*t I should be congradulatin him for bein high for 6 hours. Wish I could do that..

 

God damn building up tolerances sad.gif. That's why I just switch strains once in a while.. keep things different etc.

 

And this summer? f*ck man, around here we don't really plan anything out major like that, we all just let the ideas come to us when we're bored. You know, go with the flow. cool.gif

 

Anyway, enough f*cken rambling. I'm stoned, gonna demolish some ramen noodles (RAYMEN or RAH-MEN?). Enjoy your night guys. smile.gif

If you just smoke it you should at least grow. $20 a week stacks up by the end of the year, and you could have 10 plants going in your house and be getting high all the time - then selling some too and making profit. One plant here in BC is 1-3 grand (pending on potency/how well you grew it).

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*MURDOC*

Yeah, not everbody wants or can have plants growing in their house, plus not everyone wants to deal with the possible legal problems that can come with growing/dealing.

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Punk-in-Drublic

Just smoked a fat joint of blue cheese, high as a kite here.

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Stig
stupidest sh*t i've read in a while.

Haha agreed man, I don't deal, I smoke bro. Spendin 20$ out of my paycheck at the end of the week to get high for a couple hours and relax is not a big deal..

 

@SaintJimmy Yeah man, I know I came off arrogant earlier, just seemed outlandish but then again, hey what the hell do I know sh*t I should be congradulatin him for bein high for 6 hours. Wish I could do that..

 

God damn building up tolerances sad.gif. That's why I just switch strains once in a while.. keep things different etc.

 

And this summer? f*ck man, around here we don't really plan anything out major like that, we all just let the ideas come to us when we're bored. You know, go with the flow. cool.gif

 

Anyway, enough f*cken rambling. I'm stoned, gonna demolish some ramen noodles (RAYMEN or RAH-MEN?). Enjoy your night guys. smile.gif

If you just smoke it you should at least grow. $20 a week stacks up by the end of the year, and you could have 10 plants going in your house and be getting high all the time - then selling some too and making profit. One plant here in BC is 1-3 grand (pending on potency/how well you grew it).

Well let's just say there are some things I'd rather keep off the internet.

 

Better safe than sorry wink.gif

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Over The Wall
I'm sick of the dryer sheets myth.

 

Unless you're smoking just one bowl of some cheap weed, your going to smell like you're a Rastafarian doing laundry.

LOL that's the truth.

 

We used the same brilliant water bottle stuffed with dryer sheets contraption back in the dorms too. We had a vaporizer that looked a lot like this

 

user posted image

 

and we would exhale through the bottle. Never had a problem with the vape, but smoke from a regular bowl through the dryer sheets makes your room smell like a baked out laundry machine.

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