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[Xboxless]

Speaking of my dad never trying cannabis, haha, he has gotten high like at least once.

 

Apparently his roommate in college put some in my dad's dip and of course my dad used it and supposedly got high. Of course my dad says he did something stupid, he called some girl and apparently said something that she didn't like.

So now my dad bases the effects of being high off of one night he didn't know he was high....

 

So of course my dad is going to have a bad experience, their is a difference between what you do while high if you know you are or not.

[chris]

how about this for a buzzkill?

 

im pretty sure one of my friends on my cross country team told the coach that i smoked recently. i think i know who it was, one of the team captains, and he's a pretty good friend of mine so it doesn't really make sense. i didn't personally tell him either, another friend of mine told him, who is also against drugs. then he told me that drugs are bad etc. And that he cares for me and i should care for myself etc. he didn't seem like he would say anything to the coach though. but the coach talked to me early this morning if it was true, i explained that i was only around people that were smoking and driving around with them and others saw and thought i was high too, so it was just a misunderstanding, which is pretty true. i got out of it but barely. but im not going to be smoking for quite a while because word travels fast especially when you're seen as the good kid.

 

i just wish weed could be seen as not such a bad thing.

Watch Dazed and Confused, go get smoked up on your high school cross country fields and then tell your coach that the aerosmith concert is your #1 priority of the summer, que the credits and you're rockin.

[Saggy]

Yeah, that's pretty sh*tty. I would find it upsetting that he's so deluded that he would jeopardize your well-being by narcing on you like that. It's sickening how the establishment has convinced so many people that their friends and family need to be reported "for their own good". Honestly I think the worse part about it is that the people who try to promote that propoganda typically know just who the most self-righteous and snitchiest individuals are. I remember I was actually pretty anti-drug before high school, and on many occasions had teachers try to get me to basically snitch on other kids "for their protection".

 

f*ck that school nonsense though. No offense or anything, but I'm just pissed off about how f*cked up it is out there in the world of employment with drug testing. I mean, here's the thing... Insurance companies require companies to have drug testing policies before they giver coverage to some companies, and in the meantime the insurance companies are typically just covering their ass while the companies have to cover theirs for the insurance itself. Then on the other hand, you have all these anti-drug crusaders that form these big--usually church led--organizations that given certain funding and the like to various companies that want them to have drug testing policies, and then of course a lot of the times local government is corrupt where there will be some city council person running for an election on the campaign of being hard on drugs that won't let a store open up unless they have drug testing. Now one of the local private trade school even wants its students to be drug tested, since most of the employers that they're pretty much supplying with employees also have to test them.

 

It's really f*cked up, it's as if all these various sects of society are forcing this facade of drug testing under the guise of saftey, when primarily it's a political move. Then on top of that, they don't even acknowledge that there are bigger and worse work place hazards. I mean, they don't test for alcohol, they don't test for prescription drugs--some of which are more powerful than heroin for f*ck's sake--and the don't test for sleep deprivation, or malnutrition. There's a lot more out there than just the illicit substances that they focus on.

 

The biggest slap in the face to potheads is that most of the illicit drugs they test for won't even show up unless the user is a total f*cking addict. Coke and meth both have some of the lowest detection times, yet they're some of the most offensive drugs to people. Then there's the issue of false positives...

 

Personally I think the real issue is that as a society, we've all been totally f*cking brainwashed into accepting these kinds of things as appropriate. Convincing kids, "Yeah, go ahead and narc on your friends/parents, we know better than you and them, they're hurting themselves, it will be for their own good." Then when they grow up, "Yeah, piss in this cup so we can tell if you're some kind of drug addict that is going to get someone killed, or worse yet steal from us," and then if you're unfortunate enough to already have a job at a company that all the sudden institutes testing it's, "Oh, well, you don't have to quit, just admit that you're an addict and go to treatment." Then people just go ahead and swallow it down, "Oh, well, I don't want meth heads flying air planes, do you?" or, "Oh, well, our kids need to be learning in class," all the while just totally bending over and letting Uncle Sam give us a f*cking cavity search. No one values their f*cking privacy or anyone else's, and worse yet we're slowly being convinced that we should not only just willingly accept it as a necessary evil, but somehow embrace it on some false f*cking merits of "protecting people" or "ensuring saftey".

 

I mean, it's all just too f*cked up to even believe. Anyone remember, "This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs," now they've got sh*t like, "Above the influence." What kind of f*cked up message is that? "Don't submit to peer pressure and do drugs. Submit to authoritative pressure and do what we say." The sad part is that it seems to be frighteningly effective, I remember seeing an article posted online where they surveyed a bunch of kids and found out they think weed is more dangerous than coke, lsd, and meth. Then to top it all of, we're so worried about advertising alcohol and tobacco to youth and the possibility of some "gateway drug", while afterward we turn right around and give them benzos for anxiety, amphetamines for add and opiates for f*cking tooth aches. Then on top of that, any kind of anti-depressant prescribed to them comes with the warning of, "This may increase thoughts of suicide," and all the while they're zoned out like a zombie unable to even focus to the commercial claiming they could file a lawsuit for the f*cking blood pressure medication they're on that's been giving people aneurysms or something.

 

Yet smoking weed... BIG f*cking problem apparently. I mean, I don't even understand how people convince themselves that weed is a problem, that it's a gateway drug, that it's dangerous... I could f*cking inject enough THC to be the equivalent to smoking a pound straight into my blood stream, and the worse that would happen is I'd get sick and pass out. I have to f*cking call people and wait around for the sh*t, and pay high prices for it, and smoke it in the privacy of my home so I don't get arrested. Somehow this is dangerous? I mean, I could go out to a bar, drink enough to get alcohol poisoning, get in a fight and get shot or stabbed to death before the night is over and pot is dangerous? I could go to the store, steal a bunch of f*cking glue and compressed air to huff my brain cells into oblivion and pot is the danger? Worse yet, I could go to the hospital, say, "Ouch doctor, my arm hurts so bad, here's my medical insurance," and walk out with enough prescription opiates to kill myself with one good snort. That's just the front f*cking page of the catalog of bigger, more common threats than weed. I mean, I've seen kids smoke f*cking birth control pills, and the smarter ones just snorting coke or smoking meth, and somehow people have the idea that the worst f*cking thing that could happen to a kid is smoking a joint? I mean, we have college students dying of alcohol poisoning from giving themselves liquor enemas, so what the f*ck is wrong with some kid smoking a joint and falling asleep listening to Zeppelin in his bedroom?

 

I mean, people say it's a problem, it's dangerous, but honestly I think there's a lot of people in this world that need to just smoke a f*cking bowl. I know kids that are so f*cking poor/stupid, they get high by cutting off the blood supply to their brain, holding their breath, etc. Or how about the kids in africa that are bottling up raw sewage to huff the f*cking methane? It seems like people are going to do some f*cked up things to catch a buzz, but rather than give them something that is proven to be basically non-toxic, we basically promote and tolerance the most toxic sh*t above it.

 

Honestly people today are as foolish and gullible as they were a hundred years ago if not more so. People 100 years ago were not as conditioned to hearing the bullsh*t day in and day out as our society now, and they were more independent as to be confined to society's expectations in order to survive. People had more of an ability to say, "f*ck you, I'm going to do things my way," a hundred years ago, but even then the advantage of living in a society and conforming to their conventions was obvious and very beneficial. So as much as I think there's less people today that are free thinkers and independent of society, I think there's even more people today that would buy into the foolishness that initialized the drug war in the first place. In other words, someone ignorant and stupid enough to believe that black men would get high on cocaine and rape white women is ignorant and stupid enough to believe the same thing today, or a newer version of the same lie. Honestly, history kind of repeats itself over and over. The very first scare tactic of marijuana is that it will make you crazy, then it was that it will make you stupid, then it was that it will make you a communist, then a loser, then it was not that it was bad but would lead you to bad things, and now we're full circle back to it making you crazy again. If anything there's many more people around, so there's that many more stupid and ignorant people around to buy into that message, and even less people independent enough to question society's expectations and realize the truth about it, and at the end of the day the few that do and are motivated to change it cannot possibly sway the opinions of enough people and undo the stigma attached to marijuana and illicit drugs in general.

 

As far as I see, society is going to keep tumbling down to the point where prohibition of any kind will increase the violence and the crime to too much of an extent and tip the scales. See, the problem with getting every law abiding citizen to follow a flawed agenda, is that eventually the people smart enough to exploit the flaw will gain the upper hand, and society will adapt to serve the side that benefits them the most. In other words, in the same way ma and pa became rum runners because the depression broke them, I can definitely see the day when it turns into ma and pa the meth cooks.

[Xboxless]

Ahh yes. A patented SagaciousKJB long ass post!

 

I read through that whole thing and it is absolutely brilliant man! You may be long winded, but every second is worth it.

 

Drug testing really is a load of bullcrap, it doesn't stop anyone from still going to work high. Even then it's totally not their place in society to find out what I did 2 weeks ago in my room, total invasion of privacy...

 

I really can't say much else cause you pretty much summed it up.

[Shaunr]

thanks for those who feel my pain and thank you SagaciousKJB for your awesome post. i like to hear that.

[Mr.Mister]

I will read that post, but after I smoke a bowl in my new bubbler

 

 

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[mr_bungle]

Yet smoking weed... BIG f*cking problem apparently. I mean, I don't even understand how people convince themselves that weed is a problem, that it's a gateway drug, that it's dangerous... I could f*cking inject enough THC to be the equivalent to smoking a pound straight into my blood stream, and the worse that would happen is I'd get sick and pass out. I have to f*cking call people and wait around for the sh*t, and pay high prices for it, and smoke it in the privacy of my home so I don't get arrested. Somehow this is dangerous? I mean, I could go out to a bar, drink enough to get alcohol poisoning, get in a fight and get shot or stabbed to death before the night is over and pot is dangerous? I could go to the store, steal a bunch of f*cking glue and compressed air to huff my brain cells into oblivion and pot is the danger? Worse yet, I could go to the hospital, say, "Ouch doctor, my arm hurts so bad, here's my medical insurance," and walk out with enough prescription opiates to kill myself with one good snort. That's just the front f*cking page of the catalog of bigger, more common threats than weed. I mean, I've seen kids smoke f*cking birth control pills, and the smarter ones just snorting coke or smoking meth, and somehow people have the idea that the worst f*cking thing that could happen to a kid is smoking a joint? I mean, we have college students dying of alcohol poisoning from giving themselves liquor enemas, so what the f*ck is wrong with some kid smoking a joint and falling asleep listening to Zeppelin in his bedroom?

Best paragraph I've ever f*cking read. Mega kudos SKJB

[Clem Fandango]

 

What annoys me, is people who tell me that weed is bad, drugs are bad etc, and they are the ones who drink heaps, and get drunk at every party. They don't realise alcohol is a drug too, and it is worse than weed. But I don't see weed as a drug, more of a natural herb

Not to mention that our brain actually has natural cannabinoid receptors, meaning you aren't impairing yourself with toxins like with certain other drugs - you have your own cannaboinods (endocannibinoids) occuring naturally in your body, plant cannabinoids in THC are what alters your perception, mood and appetite when you smoke weed. Drugs like alcohol are nothing more than poison we use to impair ourselves and have a good time by stopping ourselves from thinking and knowing what's going on around us, weed has the opposite effect, it increases your sensory perception and your appreciacion of things (music, TV, literature). That said, I have nothing against drinking and I do it myself occassionally, but if you're going to oppose a drug, logic dictates that it be alcohol and not weed.

 

 

 

i just wish weed could be seen as not such a bad thing.

Watch Dazed and Confused, go get smoked up on your high school cross country fields and then tell your coach that the aerosmith concert is your #1 priority of the summer, que the credits and you're rockin.

This. Also, be sure to add "I might run cross country... but I'll do it on my terms".

 

 

Somehow this is dangerous?  I mean, I could go out to a bar, drink enough to get alcohol poisoning, get in a fight and get shot or stabbed to death before the night is over and pot is dangerous?

 

 

f*ck yeah

Edited September 19, 2010 by Melchior

[Stig]

Wow that was bad.

[Saggy]

Wow that was bad.

I thought it was funny though. "...smoking home-made bongs I made with my engineering degree." lol

[Stig]

Wow that was bad.

I thought it was funny though. "...smoking home-made bongs I made with my engineering degree." lol

Oh no doubt the lyrics are good and true, but just don't like the way they delivered them

[Shaunr]

im thinking about confronting my friend tomorrow about tattling on me. But im afraid anything i say he'll repeat back to the coach. i really don't know if i can trust him. does anyone know anything i can say to make him understand me and not talk to the coach? thanks.

[Stig]

im thinking about confronting my friend tomorrow about tattling on me. But im afraid anything i say he'll repeat back to the coach. i really don't know if i can trust him. does anyone know anything i can say to make him understand me and not talk to the coach? thanks.

Dude, grab your f*cken friend and throw him to the dirt and give a good punch right in the f*ckin face. I'm pretty sure he'll understand your viewpoint on the situation, and he won't say a word to the coach.

[Xboxless]

im thinking about confronting my friend tomorrow about tattling on me. But im afraid anything i say he'll repeat back to the coach. i really don't know if i can trust him. does anyone know anything i can say to make him understand me and not talk to the coach? thanks.

Dude, grab your f*cken friend and throw him to the dirt and give a good punch right in the f*ckin face. I'm pretty sure he'll understand your viewpoint on the situation, and he won't say a word to the coach.

Then he will just say reefer madness.

[Clem Fandango]

 

im thinking about confronting my friend tomorrow about tattling on me. But im afraid anything i say he'll repeat back to the coach. i really don't know if i can trust him. does anyone know anything i can say to make him understand me and not talk to the coach? thanks.

Dude, grab your f*cken friend and throw him to the dirt and give a good punch right in the f*ckin face. I'm pretty sure he'll understand your viewpoint on the situation, and he won't say a word to the coach.

Then he will just say reefer madness.

hahaha "coach, I told him I didn't have any weed for him but he kept beating me. It's reefer madness I tells ya!"

 

Anyway, should physical violence fail you (not that it ever will), just tell him to mind is own business, or keep your smoking on the down low (only at home and with people you trust).

[Shaunr]

 

im thinking about confronting my friend tomorrow about tattling on me. But im afraid anything i say he'll repeat back to the coach. i really don't know if i can trust him. does anyone know anything i can say to make him understand me and not talk to the coach? thanks.

Dude, grab your f*cken friend and throw him to the dirt and give a good punch right in the f*ckin face. I'm pretty sure he'll understand your viewpoint on the situation, and he won't say a word to the coach.

Then he will just say reefer madness.

hahaha "coach, I told him I didn't have any weed for him but he kept beating me. It's reefer madness I tells ya!"

 

Anyway, should physical violence fail you (not that it ever will), just tell him to mind is own business, or keep your smoking on the down low (only at home and with people you trust).

you know what's funny is that ive still only smoked once, and i suppose he thought it would be the perfect chance for him to play hero and "save" me before i got "addicted". now can anyone tell me how effective is weed when you ingest it, because i may have a plan having to do with tricking him to eat it. i want him to feel what it's like.

Edited September 20, 2010 by playaindahood

[FullMetal]

Don't trick anyone into something they don't feel confortable with. Yes, there are ignorant fools out there who don't want to try out anything and have a "wrong" idea on "drugs". But you certainly shouldn't force something on people they don't want to.

 

Seriously, don't do such a thing... how f*cking narrow minded he may be, how ignorant he may be... how wrong he is in your eyes, don't f*cking trick him.

 

Explain to him and try to convince him to smoke weed with you once. Let him read experiences/talk to people who are experienced smokers (note: let him talk to the smart ones and not the dumb inbred sh*t for brains who represent the stereotype image of the "typical stoner").

 

Anyways; I've been two months without smoking weed. Though, started smoking tobacco again. But only one pack max in the weekends (when going out). And yes; what does this mean? Smoking tobacco = more "addictive" then smoking marihuana.

[beto]

im so f*cking high right now. smoked 2 grams with the homie. on deck with half a o of some rubberband kush. pics later haha.

and wake and bake tomorow

[coin-god]

Going to my mates house to get some of his weed. Been 2 weeks since my last joint. Been waiting for this.

 

edit: Got some, finally.

 

edit2: lol, I went to the kitchen to get a Glass. And got back with a spoon.

 

Spoon powah!

 

Im f*cking high.-

Edited September 20, 2010 by goin-god

[mr_bungle]

Wished I had bud, but saving for a huge motherf*cking session this friday with 2 mates, we plan on going to space. So I have to save money so I can buy atleast 2-5g's.

 

But I went and had a look in my stash before, found one beautiful bud I forgot about, went outside in the beautiful morning sun, laid down on the grass and smoked the sh*t out of it. Yeaaaahhh.

[Mr.Mister]

Got a few job interviews this week so tomorow is my last time. Picked up a few nuggets this weekend of purps, sh*t looks tasty

 

Gonna roll a blunt for tomorrow, why the f*ck do they make pear flavored blunts is beyond reason

[Slynke]

100% Angus shaved steak, seared in black pepper peanut oil with shallots. Served with brown sugar glazed bacon, organic Boston lettuce, pepperjack cheese, au jus gravy, and kewpie mayo on a fresh deli 6" white.

You know you want it.. I took a picture, but my stolen wifi is sucking balls atm. lol So let your imagination give you the munchies, instead.

[mr_bungle]

Damn that sounds so good.

 

Sister shouted me a session of some mean skunk. So baked right now.

[Maleficus]

It's on the previous page now, but I have to say bra-f*cking-vo to Sagacious for that post. One of the finest things I've read on these here forums.

 

Content: I'm smoking the last of my Alaskan Thunderf*ck right now, I'm going to miss it.

[Saggy]

 

It's on the previous page now, but I have to say bra-f*cking-vo to Sagacious for that post. One of the finest things I've read on these here forums.

 

Content: I'm smoking the last of my Alaskan Thunderf*ck right now, I'm going to miss it.

Heh, yeah, my dealer has had it a couple of times lately and every time I smoke one of the sacks I get the same feeling. Edit: Whoa, I just noticed you're also in Washington, so we probably have the same sh*t even if it's not the real ATF. There's been a lot of imitations over the years... So, what side of the mountains are you on?

 

Right now I'd go for just about any weed though. I've been smoking mersh for the last week or so; though now it's ABV weed for me. I'm going to isowash it this afternoon.

 

 

Oh, yeah, and thanks to all for the kudos on my rant.

 

 

Onto other subjects, I've been really into my vaporizer lately, but I'm kind of sick of the whip. Mine doesn't really heat that evenly so I always have to spin it or stir it around, and I'm not really a big fan of having to draw all that much. All that being that, I'm looking into getting a Volcano, or at least one of the knock offs. They're all so f*cking expensive though...

Edited September 21, 2010 by SagaciousKJB

[Maleficus]

So, what side of the mountains are you on?

I live in Spokane. Hell, I don't know if you remember this, - I'm surprised I do - but around the time I joined the forums we talked on aim occasionally, I'm the kid that plays bass and broke his wrist.

 

 

So I've got a jar packed full of stems and I figure it's about time I so something with them. The problem is I'm not very well educated on just what I can make my stems into. Any aficionados want to help me out?

 

 

[Saggy]

So, what side of the mountains are you on?

I live in Spokane. Hell, I don't know if you remember this, - I'm surprised I do - but around the time I joined the forums we talked on aim occasionally, I'm the kid that plays bass and broke his wrist.

 

 

So I've got a jar packed full of stems and I figure it's about time I so something with them. The problem is I'm not very well educated on just what I can make my stems into. Any aficionados want to help me out?

Eh, I vaguely remember that. Very vaugley.

 

Also, about the only thing you can do with the stems short of smoking them is to make isowash ( hash made from isopropyl alcohol THC extraction ). Simpy put, alcohol absorbs THC ( and some of the taste/smell/color chemicals ) without absorbing the rest of the plant matter. Then you can boil off or evaporate the alcohol out of the solution, leaving behind the parts that were extracted. Here's how you do it:

 

You'll need:

70%-90% isopropyl alcohol. The higher the percentage the better; 70% will evaporte more slowly, and that 30% that isn't alcohol probably isn't just water

Coffe filters--or any filters

Some kind of glass or deramic dish with a flat bottom and walls. Flat is better, it's hard to scrape the hash off corners. Think casserole dish

A razor or something similar to scrape with

 

Procedure:

1. Put the stems in the alcohol and shake it about for about a minute. For better absorption, cut up the stems. Leave to sit and soak for about 5 more minutes to absorb all you can.

2. Pour the alcohol solution ( it should be an amber/yellowish tint ) through your filter. It doesn't need to be a great filter, you mostly just want to strain the stem material out.

3. Either leave the solution to evaporate in the air ( it will take a day or so ), or you can use something to heat it and accerlate the evaporation. Just keep in mind you're working with alcohol, which has an extremely low flash point. Either do it outside or have A LOT of ventilation. I've done it on my stove top a lot with no trouble (only with 70% though), but it is extremely dangerous and you should do it outside if you can.

 

Once the alcohol has evaporated you'll have a sticky residue on the plate left over that you'll want to scrape up. This can take a good amount of time, and you'll lose a lot on corners that you can't scrape with a flat edge. Be sure to get the hash you have already before trying to scrape these parts, because you'll just wind up smearing hash on the corner you can't scrape rather than scraping anymore.

 

 

[Slynke]

I'm looking into getting a Volcano..

Do it, you won't regret it. I'm puffing on my bag right now lol

[Shaunr]

well i talked to my friend the other day. i explained to him how i was upset, and that it wasn't really necessary, because I'm a pussy when it comes to being tattled on. all he needed to say that he was thinking of telling the coach. he said he felt sorta bad when he told the coach too. I'm still mad at him, but i dont hate him. but i let him know that i knew way more about weed than he knew, which is just the stuff he's been told his whole life. i think maybe i could convince him to do it. just maybe. but i need some selling points, facts that can really convince him that weed isn't so bad. and they need to be facts. thanks to anyone who wants to help me.

[mr_bungle]

Weed is the sh*t. Tell him that.