Official Forum Stoners v6

[Mr.Mister]

Is it true that when your baked and you eat vitamins, you don't get all the nutrients? I usually try to avoid munching out after a sesh but sometimes you just cant resist

[beavis]

Bought this half ounce on Saturday and I'm still getting baked. Time to blaze it.

[Straznicy]

Getting an ounce tomorrow after a 2 week break! This sh*t's gonna be epic.

[Clem Fandango]

I turned up to an exam ripped today. It was fine, but crashing in the exam was utter hell (we can't leave until it's over).

 

Also:

 

 

[mr_bungle]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/4135...uana-to-toddler

 

[anus]

Is it true that when your baked and you eat vitamins, you don't get all the nutrients? I usually try to avoid munching out after a sesh but sometimes you just cant resist

Nah it's false. Where did ya read this?

[jimmy.]

im high

you should just have a program on your computer that automatically posts this in this thread every time you log onto this site. cuz it's probably true most times i'd assume

[Mr.Mister]

Got me a bottle of rum, a sack of kush and a new bubbler (its yello with stripes around the bowl) tomorrow should be pretty chill

[massrcor]

can't wait to get home so i can load an overflowing bowl of buds...

[Clem Fandango]

I'm baked out of my f*cking mind.

 

Nonetheless, time for more cones.

[WelcomeToLibertyCity]

Haven't blazed too much lately with school and all being back in, but I got one sesh in last weekend. Lmao, ate chips drank some coke and watched Mr. Bean. f*cking good times.

[anus]

Blazed a couple fatties with two of my homies before going to a party. 'Twas fun, but I was getting chased around by a couple 'WEED IS THE DEVIL AND BRINGS DEATH AND DESTRUCTION' kinda guys. One's a guy who used to smoke, then almost got caught due to his own fault (not while smoking, while holding) and seems to have begun to blame this sacred plant for his own fault. They were chasing me around saying weird stuff, repeating stuff, sneaking laughs. Total buzz kill.

 

Ah buzzkillers, what're we gonna do without em ?

 

However, the high has taught me a lot today. One of the things being figuring out who my true friends are.

[Punk-in-Drublic]

My mate is picking up a quarter of California Orange tomorrow, can't wait to get high off that sh*t.

 

Not been properly stoned in atleast a week

[Stig]

 

Ah buzzkillers, what're we gonna do without em ?

 

 

[Slynke]

Hadn't smoked all morning as I've been waiting on a maintenance man from the complex, hadda stay fresh and clean lol 1 bowl to the head and I'm pretty faded. Good sh*t

[chris]

As some of you may know my parents are rather anti-drugs, They know i smoke it and all but they don't approve of it atall. Weed has been to blame for many an arguement between myself and my folks over recent years which is why i'm somewhat excited about tonight. My mum found an old baggie in my room with a few stems and leftovers in it, she shouted me and asked if it was my weed, i said yeah but its a super small amount and wouldn't really effect you if you smoked it and she seemed somewhat intrigued. I said to her if you really want to see what a big bud looks like i would show her because i had a fresh 20 waiting in my stash. So i get the weed and bring it downstairs and sit in the kitchen with my mum, meanwhile my dad's sitting in the reception room with a WTF look upon his face. My mum then proceeds to reach into the bag and pulls out a pretty mean bud, she begins to ask all sorts of questions like "Is this bud just one joint?", "would i go on a whitey if i smoked all this?" etc.

 

To cut a long story short she has agreed to smoke a reefer with me which i'm pretty happy about seeing as i get on well with my mum and she's more like a mate more so then a parent, we're just waiting for my little brother to piss off to bed and then the kitchen is getting fogged out, happy days.

 

btw, how many of you guys smoked weed with your folks?

[Xboxless]

Dude, that is the sh*t right there!

 

Though I would probably never smoke with either of my parents. My mom has tried it but she didn't care for it. My dad is straight out of the mindf*ck/brainwashing era of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan so he will NEVER do it.

[mr_bungle]

The only time I smoked with my old man was at christmas time, when I had a joint and my sister's boyfriend had a joint too. We just passed them between the three of us.

[chris]

Roger that, f*cking stoned. My mum has so far eaten two burgers, 3 donuts and then brushed her teeth for like 5 minutes straight, then she opened all the doors and windows in the house to get rid of the smell but then went around closing them like a minute later. This is the funniest night of my life.

[jimmy.]

 

My dad is straight out of the mindf*ck/brainwashing era of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan

Same here. Well, both of my parents are, seemingly. But I'm at the age where they really can't do much. I really doubt either has ever tried mj. And good call. It really was Nixon and the Reagans who really started fomenting this antidrug hysteria that's still today misinforming people and royally f*cking up America and several nearby countries.

 

 

My mum has so far eaten two burgers, 3 donuts and then brushed her teeth for like 5 minutes straight, then she opened all the doors and windows in the house to get rid of the smell but then went around closing them like a minute later. This is the funniest night of my life.

 

Haha

[Punk-in-Drublic]

Haha thats some funny sh*t there Chris. My mum would kill me...my dad I don't reckon he would be arsed aslong as my mum never found out....as he used to smoke like a chimney when he was my age. A mate of mine smokes weed with his mum all the time, he's only 16 and shes always chonging with us, shes a milf aswell.

[Mr.Mister]

so guys i was biking to the store and i was in the parking lot, turned the corner and crashed into some hot girl. Helped her out and she gave me her number

 

headin out to a party have a good night peeps

[Clem Fandango]

Nonetheless, time for more cones.

This was a mistake. I ended up having like, eight bowls and things got way too intense.

 

chris: haha, that sounds brilliant. My parents are exactly like Xboxless' unfortunately.

[beto]

been high since i woke up haha. crazy day

[anus]

Roger that, f*cking stoned. My mum has so far eaten two burgers, 3 donuts and then brushed her teeth for like 5 minutes straight, then she opened all the doors and windows in the house to get rid of the smell but then went around closing them like a minute later. This is the funniest night of my life.

Sounds awesome mate. I bet she's thinking now 'Woah how do these guys manage to get away with this much lying about weed'.

[Shaunr]

how about this for a buzzkill?

 

im pretty sure one of my friends on my cross country team told the coach that i smoked recently. i think i know who it was, one of the team captains, and he's a pretty good friend of mine so it doesn't really make sense. i didn't personally tell him either, another friend of mine told him, who is also against drugs. then he told me that drugs are bad etc. And that he cares for me and i should care for myself etc. he didn't seem like he would say anything to the coach though. but the coach talked to me early this morning if it was true, i explained that i was only around people that were smoking and driving around with them and others saw and thought i was high too, so it was just a misunderstanding, which is pretty true. i got out of it but barely. but im not going to be smoking for quite a while because word travels fast especially when you're seen as the good kid.

 

i just wish weed could be seen as not such a bad thing.

[anus]

Kinda the same situation bro. I just couldn't believe that someone I've known for so long, and considered a friend, can do something like that.

 

What I usually do to anyone who comes to me with the whole 'WEED WILL KILL YOU' kinda talk is, bombard them with facts and scientific reports. Some of these people have believed me (the more rational people), while some others have chosen to go 'LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU' and have chosen to be stuck in their own ignorance and continue to 'help save the world from weed' .

 

What I recommend to you is to prove to both the people that weed isn't harmful. Keep in mind though, there are people who don't believe facts too .

 

On another note, I've noticed that when I'm high, I can really see through to people. I managed to understand and see for myself the whole 'good vibes' and 'bad vibes' from people thing too. The weed seemed to have made me able to use the psychic abilities that all of us have, yet rarely use.

 

I love this plant.

[mr_bungle]

What annoys me, is people who tell me that weed is bad, drugs are bad etc, and they are the ones who drink heaps, and get drunk at every party. They don't realise alcohol is a drug too, and it is worse than weed. But I don't see weed as a drug, more of a natural herb

[anus]

Yep I've seen that hypocrisy among a lot of people who drink. You're right in thinking it's a herb, because it really is .

 

Btw, this video is hilarious:

 

 

[Punk-in-Drublic]

I drink far too much, but I don't give a sh*t, each to their own. Some prick tried telling me that I "will end up with schizophrenia" by smoking weed as if it had anything to do with him. I don't see him preaching to regular smokers about cancer/heart disease or drinkers about liver problems....it's just because weed is illegal that people look down on it.