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[Boulevard]

Crazy story. So Saturday night I head over to my best friend's house and he's not home. Only his mom and three of my other friends. I come inside thru the sliding glass doors from the backyard and they're already smoking, I managed to get about two good hits. Anyways, we get a phone call from a buyer who wants to come and match with us as well. He comes in with two strangers and we sell one of them a bag (and they're already high as f*ck may I add). Asked him what he wanted to smoke out and he looks over at our new Zong and says, "I want to smoke out of that." Fair enough we let him take the first rip out off the bag we sold him. Motherf*cker takes the biggest rip I ever seen anybody take in my life time. Thought to myself, damn, this dude goes hard. Passes it to the left onto my friend, takes a rip and then passes it to me. As I'm about to light it up I hear a *thump* and I looked over to find the guy laying completely flat out on the floor stiffed up from head to toe. He's passed out from the hit and both of his friends starts laughing and laughing. My friends and I are just sitting there looking at each other with a "is this really happening" expression on our faces. I'm thinking to myself that he better not start having a seizure because we don't want to grab outside attention. About a minute passes by and he gets up and sits back down with a big as red mark on his right eye from hitting the floor face first. It was baddd, probably turned purple the next morning too lmao! Yeah, he didnt' took another hit after that haha.

 

I also wanna add though. I'm glad we have a smoking spot where nobody bothers us. My friend lives in a 4 apartment building and we're the longest living households there, not the mention the biggest potheads as well. We smoke everyday without having to worry the neighbors calling the cops. Our upstairs neighbors are some slutty white girls who mind their own business and next door is a Mexican family who doesn't even care if we play loud music at 2am. Inside the apartment, only lives my friend and his mom who is a little on the mentally challenged side. She has a brain of a 15 year old and so does the dad, but he lives elsewhere. She hears voices in her head and talks to them too, so that's kinda a funny thing to hear when we're high lol. We also make her go buy us alcohol from down the street since we're under aged.

 

Because of that, they get money from the government and so nobody works in that family. They get food stamps which we go buy for our junkie selfs. Ever since the dad moved out we turned my friend's room into a pot smoking room where the only thing in there is a table and chairs with loads of poster on the walls. The living room is a mancave with 3 HDTV's and Xbox 360's. Two laptops and then there's the kitchen connected with it aswell. I drew a picture of they layout so you have an idea on how it looks..

 

 

 

I'm only over on the weekends and I say there's about 5 or 6 people over at a time. When we drink we usually have about 12 people under the roof though, lol. So yeah, just wanted to share that information with you guys because I'll probably be posting a lot in here with stories.

 

Weedsconsin, baby!

[Boulevard]

 

Anyone here smoke scooby snax? Me and some friends got a 10g bag for cheap last night and it's some pretty good sh*t. Gets you really high off of like 3 hits but I heard that synthetic weed is bad for you. Anyone have any experience with this?

Only time I heard someone use the term Scooby snacks is when you're smoking out of a pipe and a piece of bud goes through and catches in your mouth, which is a bad thing. Didn't knew it was a type of weed.

[unopescio]

Welcome Boulevard, a thoroughly informative post.

[Banana]

Anyone here smoke scooby snax? Me and some friends got a 10g bag for cheap last night and it's some pretty good sh*t. Gets you really high off of like 3 hits but I heard that synthetic weed is bad for you. Anyone have any experience with this?

Only time I heard someone use the term Scooby snacks is when you're smoking out of a pipe and a piece of bud goes through and catches in your mouth, which is a bad thing. Didn't knew it was a type of weed.

I originally heard that too and was confused when my friend first told me about it. It's a lot easier on the lungs than weed which is nice.

[GTA-King]

@Boulevard: Great story!

 

Love the little layout you drew as well. Sounds like you guys got a pretty good setup.

 

Friday my uncle is having a party. Something to do with him getting a promotion, I'm not sure. He has a party for the most random things. Anyway, he's a big pothead... so there's going to be plenty of weed, as well as some booze. Me and my cousin are going to be playing some MW3 on his flat screen while we indulge in all the vices. Should be a good night!

Edited August 23, 2012 by GTA-King

[GrandTheftAuto101]

I'm still trying to figure out how to bring my bong to college without my mom finding out.

[chris]

I'm still trying to figure out how to bring my bong to college without my mom finding out.

Put flowers in it and say it's a replica of a mid 16th century vase from the far east

[RomansMoobs]

Anyone here smoke scooby snax? Me and some friends got a 10g bag for cheap last night and it's some pretty good sh*t. Gets you really high off of like 3 hits but I heard that synthetic weed is bad for you. Anyone have any experience with this?

My friend just picked up a bag, it was mostly roaches and one hit bowls thrown into a bag, got 40 grams of it for 60 bucks, and it's all good weed too.

[El Dildo]

She has a brain of a 15 year old and so does the dad, but he lives elsewhere. She hears voices in her head and talks to them too, so that's kinda a funny thing to hear when we're high lol. We also make her go buy us alcohol from down the street since we're under aged.

I was enjoying your story until I got to this part.

 

you essentially admit to abusing and exploiting a woman with brain damage.

I don't see how that's funny or cool. it's pretty sh*tty.

[coin-god]

She has a brain of a 15 year old and so does the dad, but he lives elsewhere. She hears voices in her head and talks to them too, so that's kinda a funny thing to hear when we're high lol. We also make her go buy us alcohol from down the street since we're under aged.

I was enjoying your story until I got to this part.

 

you essentially admit to abusing and exploiting a woman with brain damage.

I don't see how that's funny or cool. it's pretty sh*tty.

Abusing and exploiting? I think you are exaggerating a bit there.

[El Dildo]

not according to what he said.

 

he said that this grown woman has the brain of a teenager.

she apparently hears voices and talks back to them.

 

it sounds like schizophrenia combined with a developmental disorder.

now marijuana is benign in healthy people.

but it has actually been shown to exacerbate the symptoms of schizophrenia (or similar disorders) in people who are mentally unstable or deficient. pot smoking leads to increased rates of depression and suicide amongst people with partial or undiagnosed brain damage.

 

despite all this, they let her smoke a lot of weed and "make her" buy them alcohol.

not only could her mental state be made worse by pot use, but if she was ever caught smoking pot with minors (let alone buying them alcohol) she would have her rights as a parent taken away. she would also lose her government support that she apparently relies on to afford her groceries and apartment. she would be taken away to a mental hospital and her kids would be sent to live with relatives (if they're lucky) or forced into the foster care system.

 

it sounds like a bunch of kids abusing and exploiting a person who doesn't know better, who is incapable of helping themselves.

[coin-god]

He didn't say anything about her smoking it. They do and laugh when she talks.

[El Dildo]

well he said "Only his mom and three of my other friends [were home]. I come inside thru the sliding glass doors from the backyard and they're already smoking,"

 

so it sounded like she smokes too.

but even if she's not, it doesn't change the fact that she's living in this small apartment around kids who are smoking (a lot) almost every single day.

 

either way, she's being affected by it. the place must be full of smoke.

and it doesn't change the fact that if they were caught, it would ruin her life and the lives of her children. I don't see how it's not abuse and exploitation.

[Boulevard]

 

Let her smoke a lot of weed? I don't recall typing anything about her smoking weed. When I wrote "make" her go buy us alcohol, I didn't mean it in a way where we are abusing her condition, we simply ask her to do so like any other teen will with their understandable parent.. You know, like "Hey did you get the alcohol?" "Yeah, I made my mom go do it for us." You're looking too much into this woman in which you haven't even met. You wouldn't be able to tell she's brain damaged until you live with her. It's not like like she's in a electronic chair trying to touch her right elbow with her right hand whilst trying to lick her left ear yelling "urrrrrghhh!!" She doesn't need outside attention kid, so relax. Just a somewhat normal woman who simply talks to the voices in her head about some dude named billy and thinks like a 15 year old. She's unable to learn more than what she already has. Unable to work. I didn't wanted to get into details about her in the post because it really doesn't even involve her.

[GTA-King]

Let me clue you guys in on something...

 

It's f*cking HARD to play Sabotage on MW3 when you are blazed. I mean, I am literally PARANOID of every corner. My only defense in this state is to camp. I feel like such a pussy... but better safe than sorry!

 

I'mma go get a few more hits off my uncle's bong and try a few more matches after my cousin is done. I'll keep you guys updated on my progress!

 

#highasf*ck

[GrandTheftAuto101]

My friend threw up yesterday. It was his first time hitting a bong.

[GTA-King]

Well, I got brave and went to disarm the bomb for a few rounds. Needless to say, not even bravery is a good antidote to playing better while high.

 

I think I might be done with the MW3 for a little while. Bout to go into the kitchen and grab some beers. Hopefully by then the bong will be refueled.

[GTA36362355]

Some nice rum and vodka with weed tomorrow night. Can't wait.

[El Dildo]

I didn't wanted to get into details

well I'm sorry but I was just going by what you said.

 

you said she was a feeble-minded woman who lived on government assistance.

and you said that you and your friends go over there to get baked and make her buy you alcohol.

 

just sounds to me like you're exploiting her.

[Loch Dawg]

About to take a one week tolerance break so I will be getting heavily stoned this weekend.

[EscoLehGo]

I didn't wanted to get into details

well I'm sorry but I was just going by what you said.

 

you said she was a feeble-minded woman who lived on government assistance.

and you said that you and your friends go over there to get baked and make her buy you alcohol.

 

just sounds to me like you're exploiting her.

They are, but they're teenagers so it just seems like a really awesome set up for the time being.

[Stig]

Anyone here smoke scooby snax? Me and some friends got a 10g bag for cheap last night and it's some pretty good sh*t. Gets you really high off of like 3 hits but I heard that synthetic weed is bad for you. Anyone have any experience with this?

My friend just picked up a bag, it was mostly roaches and one hit bowls thrown into a bag, got 40 grams of it for 60 bucks, and it's all good weed too.

Das nasty.

[Captain VXR]

Man, my brother's a weed lightweight, we shared a pure spliff and he was f*ckED.

[GTA36362355]

Life is a trip, man. I feel so meaningless in this huge universe, a term created by meaningless men. Mayans died because they realized this. Life is so f*ckin meaningless.

[coin-god]

Life is a trip, man. I feel so meaningless in this huge universe, a term created by meaningless men. Mayans died because they realized this. Life is so f*ckin meaningless.

Wrong thread. Try this one.

I don't know what your babbling about the Mayans means though.

[SaintJimmy]

 

I didn't wanted to get into details

well I'm sorry but I was just going by what you said.

 

you said she was a feeble-minded woman who lived on government assistance.

and you said that you and your friends go over there to get baked and make her buy you alcohol.

 

just sounds to me like you're exploiting her.

How is anyone defending the kid who makes a retarded woman buy him alcohol? Sorry kid, you say "any other teen will with their understandable parent"... except she's not like any other understandable parent. Hell she doesnt understand from the sounds of it.

And don't tell me you're not loving the fact that she doesn't know any better, due to her supposed 15-year old mind.

 

 

She hears voices in her head and talks to them too, so that's kinda a funny thing to hear when we're high lol. We also make her go buy us alcohol from down the street since we're under aged.

To me that would just wig me out (especially if I was high). I'd probably even feel sorry for the lady.

 

That story was depressing and f*cking retarded. I'm not even going to start on the single-(mentally-challenged)-parent family with food stamps owning 'three HDTVs and an xbox 360'

 

Anyway, no hard feelings. You just sound like a douche talking about the mum that way.

Rant over, time for a nice doob. Anyone with me?

Edited August 26, 2012 by SaintJimmy

[anus]

Anyone here smoke scooby snax? Me and some friends got a 10g bag for cheap last night and it's some pretty good sh*t. Gets you really high off of like 3 hits but I heard that synthetic weed is bad for you. Anyone have any experience with this?

My friend just picked up a bag, it was mostly roaches and one hit bowls thrown into a bag, got 40 grams of it for 60 bucks, and it's all good weed too.

Das nasty.

[nutboy]

I have a canker sore in the upper back of my mouth next to my tonsil and it f*cking sucks you guys think a joint is gonna make things worse?

[Captain VXR]

If it's made with poorly flushed weed, definitely.

You could try using a cigarette filter to make it smoother.

[Sanjeem]

Just got back from reading festival a day ago, we had so much weed it was bliss!