Official Forum Stoners v6

[Jake]

 

Pretty much every stoner chick Ive ever met has been a fatty. one day...

And crazy. Don't forget that part. And when there are cute ones they are usually in a relationship. Lucky for me my girlfriend is not a fatty, just a cute girl who likes to smoke weed sometimes.

 

So I was sleeping soundly with my girlfriend and we get woken up because her dad tried to commit suicide a couple hours ago. Apparently his girlfriend or wife or whatever she is of like 15 years caught him cheating on her. So he flipped and grabbed a knife and tried to off himself. So the girlfriend called the cops and they arrived in time before he got too far with it apparently because he is still alive as far as I know. Her mom came and took her to see him. Weird thing to get woken up to. And the situation seems backwards. It's a weird situation.

 

Balls.

 

Hopefully everything will be okay and we can sit down with a stiff drink and a bowl tomorrow night or tonight or whatever since it's like 4:30am right now...whatever. I need to go back to f*ckin' bed. This sh*t is crazy.

Edited September 28, 2011 by Jake

[Mr.Mister]

this super duper pretty lady I met is livin on her own now and she invited me over. amazing bong and papers collection to boot. oh my goddd 

play it cool jack

haha will do sir. the thing is, she wants to date me now and always sends these cute texts.

 

Thats some messed up stuff Jake. Sounds like he just flipped out because he was drunk or didnt know what to do. Just keep a careful eye on the dude

[Captain VXR]

Weed noob here, smoked it five or six times, here's my current very small stash

I want to try and make some tea with it (cheaper, healthier and more discreet than joints), need a quick and simple recipe - I know you're meant to add milk to draw out more THC but thats about it as far as my knowledge goes

Just a quick question, does it need to be consumed fresh, or could it be made in advance and bottled?

[Mr.Mister]

I helped my friend make tea before and it was awful, way to oily and disgusting. Half a glass got me buzzed tho. I don't remember how we made it though. I suggest you bake some brownies or rice krispie treats, but you need waaayyy more bud. You could also buy an MFLB for $120. It's a portable, rechargable vape that requires no lighter. Fits in the palm of your hand. Use up less weed and is more discreet

 

P.S: Your weed looks like its filled with seeds and stems. Keep looking, you'll find that good stuff

[Padmasana]

Looks like good bud, just doesn't look like the grower picked out the bad sh*t.

[NaidRaida]

sh*t Jake, what a horror story...

 

Apart from that you´re one lucky boy. Nice stoner girls are rare.

[killa kali]

Nice stoner girls are rare.

whaaat? I know plenty of good looking latinas and natives that love smoking weed. That's all we do nowadays, my brother and I go on burn cruises with the ladies. Not like i get laid with them, but it's always nice cruising around at night and listening to music. Sometimes we like to get a buzz going off alcohol too.

[NaidRaida]

Where I live it is really rare.

 

Haha, your sig is nice...

Edited September 28, 2011 by NaidRaida

[Padmasana]

On the topic of stoner ladies, my best friend is a little hippie girl with dreads who loves to party with me. Haven't really met any other girls who consider themselves stoners, they mostly smoke when someone is smoking at a party and they're drunk.

[Walks.]

Boiled my pieces and drank the water. Got high.

[Padmasana]

Nice!

 

And on that topic, anybody ever drink the bong water? Gets you way more stoned.

[cactus.]

And on that topic, anybody ever drink the bong water? Gets you way more stoned.

i personally like to heat it up on the stove first so i can sip it on a cold winter night.

[coin-god]

 

Nice!

 

And on that topic, anybody ever drink the bong water? Gets you way more stoned.

That's gross.

[Padmasana]

Eh, I got $10 and I was smashed. It's all good.

[unopescio]

Maybe you're confusing feeling sick with feeling baked. Theres no THC in bong water.

[Padmasana]

Word? Always thought it filtered out miniscule amounts of THC, and that after long sessions, there'd be at least a bit of THC in the water.

 

Thanks for the clarification, actually.

[coin-god]

 

Always thought it filtered out miniscule amounts of THC, and that after long sessions, there'd be at least a bit of THC in the water.

Not worth drinking it when 99% of it is full of sh*t you didn't want to smoke in the first place.

[chris]

Weed noob here, smoked it five or six times, here's my current very small stash

I want to try and make some tea with it (cheaper, healthier and more discreet than joints), need a quick and simple recipe - I know you're meant to add milk to draw out more THC but thats about it as far as my knowledge goes

Just a quick question, does it need to be consumed fresh, or could it be made in advance and bottled?

That looks like a homegrown English, chances are it's just an average smoke, is that the full sack and if it is then how much did you pay?

 

On the subject of stoner girls, the majority of the ones i know are quite scatty, finding a hot stoner chick is like trying to find f*cking charizard, that said, it's possible. I split up from a girlfriend a few years back because of a hot stoner chick. I was out with Katie and her friends and we were relaxing on the beach when a group of girls from Katie's school come over to chat, one of them was pretty hot which was made better when she busted out a baggy of weed and started building a joint. I got speaking to her and she was a generally awesome person and was glad to share a few joints with me, in the mean time, Katie was watching us talk and began getting a bit jealose despite me never ever cheating on anybody, then when i tried to speak to Katie she gave me the cold shoulder and told me to f*ck off and started giving me loads of sh*t that girls usually spout when they're upset so i went home. I rang Katie later on that night and she still hadn't calmed down, she was acting as though i f*cked her friend right infront of her, i told her to delete my number, went on Myspace and got the stoner chick's number. Rang her the next day and asked what she was upto and she invited me around, i told her i'd split up with Katie since i was rather upset and it must have showed and she was really cool and reassuring, two hours later i was bang at it in the bedroom followed by a blunt and cuddle and the last thing on my mind was Katie.

 

The only woman i need is Mary Jane.

 

[NaidRaida]

 

And on that topic, anybody ever drink the bong water? Gets you way more stoned.

Not the water but I was used to scratch out the dirt from the shillum and smoke dat when nothing else was available. Doesn´t taste good, pretty nasty to do this but it kicks well.

The smelly water only got spilled by stupid stoned friends on my carpet! One guy managed it to drop it into my computer. Not good!

[Captain VXR]

I helped my friend make tea before and it was awful, way to oily and disgusting. Half a glass got me buzzed tho. I don't remember how we made it though. I suggest you bake some brownies or rice krispie treats, but you need waaayyy more bud. You could also buy an MFLB for $120. It's a portable, rechargable vape that requires no lighter. Fits in the palm of your hand. Use up less weed and is more discreet

 

P.S: Your weed looks like its filled with seeds and stems. Keep looking, you'll find that good stuff

I might have to save up for a vapouriser

Kinda skint at the moment, but I will make some space cakes at some point when I've got more weed

Its only generic crap because of above skintness, I'll get better stuff for baking/house parties etc

If the tea tastes crap, I'll down it (once cooled obviously)

[Kevin...]

Holy f*cking sh*t am I ripped right now. Sour Diesel is my new favorite strain.

 

 

 

Sorry for the randomness. Just thought you all would want to know.

[Mr.Mister]

So it's late and my friend swings by in his truck and picks me up from work. He drives me home, about 10 minutes total. As I'm getting out, this black car behind me turns on its sirens and these two guys jump out. I stand there and stare at them as this bald headed bastard accuses me of buying drugs off the driver. We simply deny him and tell him that it is against the law to search his vehicle without reason. We are both totally calm becuase we didnt have any weed in the truck. The bald guy keeps yapping his stupid f*ckin mouth saying we ate it or something. We let him search the vehicle, throwing empty cans of soda and chip bags out of the car, all of the stuff blowing away in the wind. He slams the door and says theres nothing and he lets us go. f*cking bastards didn't even apologeize!

 

So if your Canadian and don't wanna consent to a random search, remember sections 8 and 13!

 

P.S: Sour D is definately one of my top 3 faves, as well as Blueberry and OG Kush

[Saggy]

I was gonna get myself some ass, until I got high...

We were gonna meet at the magazine rack, but then I got high...

Now my dick is dry, and I know why... (why man)

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high...

 

Was gonna get to that pussy fast, before I got high...

Was gonna stop by the store for gas, but I got high...

And now that engine's knocking, and I know why... (why man)

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high...

 

Open my phone to see, "left with 2 other guys"

Man I just dodged HIV, and I know why! (why man)

 

'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high...

[gizmo]

:blunt:

 

 

definetly need that smilie here

[nutboy]

heres my ritual: get pipe, run to downstairs toilet then smoke out of it then spray the f*ck outta the place? What precautions did you guys take?

nicely blazeed

[Padmasana]

I don't have to take precautions anymore. I just walk outside and wave to the neighbor kids if they're outside as I toke. Can also smoke inside, as long as I have a window open, and a fan on.

 

I ALWAYS smoke my cigarettes outside though. I think the smell is atrocious once it soaks into everything and doesn't go away.

[chris]

I don't have to take precautions anymore. I just walk outside and wave to the neighbor kids if they're outside as I toke. Can also smoke inside, as long as I have a window open, and a fan on.

 

I ALWAYS smoke my cigarettes outside though. I think the smell is atrocious once it soaks into everything and doesn't go away.

That's what pisses me off about my house, my parents hate me smoking weed indoors but my mother smokes cigs in the house and they f*cking stink, the weed smell goes after a few hours, tobacco smells for way longer. It's okay though cause i've converted my garage into a stoner pad, got an ipod docking station, 5 chairs and a fridge full of snacks and drinks. Would be cool to just blaze in bed though

[Padmasana]

Blazing in bed rocks, dude. Wake n bakes while still in bed are even better.

[Kevin...]

I don't have to take precautions anymore. I just walk outside and wave to the neighbor kids if they're outside as I toke. Can also smoke inside, as long as I have a window open, and a fan on.

 

I ALWAYS smoke my cigarettes outside though. I think the smell is atrocious once it soaks into everything and doesn't go away.

That's what pisses me off about my house, my parents hate me smoking weed indoors but my mother smokes cigs in the house and they f*cking stink, the weed smell goes after a few hours, tobacco smells for way longer. It's okay though cause i've converted my garage into a stoner pad, got an ipod docking station, 5 chairs and a fridge full of snacks and drinks. Would be cool to just blaze in bed though

My wife hates drugs. Basically it all stems from my step-son's father being a crack-addicted, alcohol-fueled, abusive, prick of a man. Then you have the other side of the coin where she knows family members who smoke. Her uncle, for example, grows the sh*t in his own garage. The rest of the family knows and doesn't really give a sh*t...that is unless my wife's grandmother is going on a bible-thumping, anti-drug rant. That being said, I told her when we first got together that I smoked weed. She didn't really care much as long as I didn't do it around her or her son, now my step-son. Since we have gotten married, we have our own house and another child on the way (Due Date is March 22nd).

 

About two weeks ago, I came home with a great big smile on my face and a pep in my step. I had me some weed. First time in months. So happy. I told her I was smoking whether she liked it or not...and that just made us designate smoking, non-smoking, and pot-smoking sections in the house. I get my yard and back porch all to myself when I want to smoke.

 

The only downside to her knowing I am smoking is that she gives me tasks to accomplish when I am high. Go do the laundry, make dinner, rub her back, and so on. I don't want to do that sh*t baked. I don't want to do that sh*t completely sober so why would I want to do that ripped? Aside from that, its all good at my house. I would say my parents were dicks about smoking weed as a teen or while I lived with them but both of my parents either worked too much or were too busy to notice the occasional in-house smoke sessions. Hell, now that I am all grown up and out of the house, my parents are starting to revert to their teen ways. They are bumming weed off of me. My father blames "work stress" and my mother has MS. My dad just wants free weed...as does my mom but she is funner to smoke with and it actually is proven good for MS patients. Needless to say, I supply my mom far more often than my dick of a father.

[The Guru]

Smoked some of that Apollo 11 sh*t today. God damn it was nice.