Spinach Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked... Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but I never went to bed last night and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's f*cked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so f*cking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy sh*t went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to f*ck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the cops, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was f*cked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever f*cking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Now or Never Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Wait this isn't a milestone topic?!!! Should it be a joke or something..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownBear Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 If the two of you were distant during childhood, its quite possible to feel sexual feelings for her, however it is still wrong if anything more than feelings occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Now or Never Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. Is this a joke, and that is the punch line or something?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coin-god Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. Epic thread mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I did enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Rem Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Wait this isn't a milestone topic?!!! Should it be a joke or something..? If the two of you were distant during childhood, its quite possible to feel sexual feelings for her, however it is still wrong if anything more than feelings occur. I am going to take a shower now. I feel dirty after reading these replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Oh my f*cking god that was clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. Can someone confirm if Im reading that correctly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownBear Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 So is it a joke, i just kind of read it and i was like ... WOAH, so i replied but now i see its a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TargetTango Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Congrats on your 1000 po- wait what???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyn Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Outstanding sir! Outstanding. SRS Incorporated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zook Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 so is the whole story a star wars reference your luke shes princess leia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcis_speed6 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to f*ck her brains out. go ahead, put your lil darth vader cock in her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 This was epic win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Goose Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Congrats on one of the best milestone topics ever. You almost fooled me there....oh, damn. No. That's wrong. Congrats on being one of the most effed-up people on these forums ever. I do feel sorry for you, in all seriousness. Unless this was just an elaborate Star Wars joke. But I ain't watched it, so I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floro Solo Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Sooo.. is this some kind of inside forum joke or whatever? Especially the last sentence made it totally believeable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartleby Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 so is the whole story a star wars reference your luke shes princess leia Um, no. Where did you get a ridiculous idea like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Rex Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 http://digg.com/people/Don_t_judge_him_unt...read_it_all_PIC ~ Proud Supporter of the Child's Play Charity! | GTANET + Child's Play ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floro Solo Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 so is the whole story a star wars reference your luke shes princess leia Um, no. Where did you get a ridiculous idea like that? Hey I understand it now, jeez... and I used to be such a Star Wars fan back in the day.. shame on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtasaplayerdd Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 f*ckin milestones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaunr Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 it's f*cked up to say your mom was hot and f*cked up to want to bang your sister. When you are related to someone you should have no sexual feelings for them. It's just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
860 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 What's with all the dumb people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Even thought this is not even a true story, I could understand how psychologically this could happen. If you are generally never seeing your sister and very unattached you could possibly build this kind of emotion. Of course it doesn't matter this is all a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absurdity Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 It just seems to me you're looking for love in Alderaan places, Spinach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3minty3 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 It just seems to me you're looking for love in Alderaan places, Spinach. Ba Dum Tsh Some people just can't see the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xboxless Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 It just seems to me you're looking for love in Alderaan places, Spinach. HAHAHA!! PEOPLE!!! IT'S A JOKE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadcapSmoky22 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 To sister? I dunno...my friend f*cked his sister once, and boy she's f*cking hot. Personally I think the rules are stupid and you should be able to f*ck/marry/kill whatever your sister. Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinach Posted May 22, 2010 Author Share Posted May 22, 2010 so is the whole story a star wars reference your luke shes princess leia I don't even know what you're talking about. Where did you come up with an idea like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coin-god Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 To sister? I dunno...my friend f*cked his sister once, and boy she's f*cking hot.Personally I think the rules are stupid and you should be able to f*ck/marry/kill whatever your sister. Why not? It was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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