Miro Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I just love the progress we're making here. I was thinking about making a milestone chart for the thread. You're not really progressing. You'll see that soon, after about 300 things, the guys will start repeating them until they'll get 1000. 179. The police car is always closed when a police drives it, but after he gets out you can get in the car. Dead (Retired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickme93 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 180. i can drive a car pressing wasd 181. i can swim through dolphin and turtles 182. trains a indestructible even when hit by a tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landstalker Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 183- When you have 2 stars and more and are in Las Venturas and when you are on the main road (kind of Free Way), and that you go to police station (LVPD) and turn left police cars will start to pop up or fly from nowhere from the top of police station. 184- Ryder tried to f*ck Kendle. 185- Even if you wear white and blue and try to hang out with the Varios Los Aztecas, they'll still shoot at you. 186- Blue Hell exist but not Red Hell of satan. 187- Onworld and Underworld are secret expense of San Andreas. 188- Hernandez was still a good guy. 189- FBI Rancher are the only Law and Order forces vehicles that can be modded at the modding garage. 190- Shady Cabin is a territory itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 191 - it's deadly to ride on a highway, it just doesn't matter how fast you're going, there will always be a faster d*ckhead hitting you in the back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted June 8, 2010 Author Share Posted June 8, 2010 184- Ryder tried to f*ck Kendle. 192. Eddie Pulaski wanks over Kendl 193. He also takes footage of Kendl f*cking Cesar 194. And finally, he's a racist f*ck Those are all references to High Noon. The mission where you Kill Pulaski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landstalker Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 195- Pulaskie is racist and white but works with Tempenny who is black. 196- When doing Chilliad Challenge and jumping down the moutain you get teleported back where you where and earn cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoGTA4 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 197- CJ has a gimp suit. 198- Grove Street is anti drug but the gang and Ryder smoke weed. 199- There are only three identified streets: Grove Street, Windy Street and Saints Boulevard. 200- CJ eats, pukes but never goes to the toilet. 201- Jimmy Hernandrez never talks. 202- The Truth is a conspiracy theorist. 203- The only time Tenpenny was cool was in Body Harvest when he smoked weed with Truth's bong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landstalker Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 201- Jimmy Hernandrez never talks. In fact, he talked one time. It was in the cell phone discussion when he told CJ a message from Tempenny not trying to leave town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoGTA4 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 201- Jimmy Hernandrez never talks. In fact, he talked one time. It was in the cell phone discussion when he told CJ a message from Tempenny not trying to leave town. Oh yeah I rememer this one. At the beginning of the game right? But we never saw him talk, only in San Andreas: The Introduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjimino234 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 204: A street gang member can infiltrate a high security base, naval carrier and steal various military objects and vehicles. 205: F*ck the Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landstalker Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 206- CJ is bisexual (MultiPlayer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdo. Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 201- Jimmy Hernandrez never talks. In fact, he talked one time. It was in the cell phone discussion when he told CJ a message from Tempenny not trying to leave town. Oh yeah I rememer this one. At the beginning of the game right? But we never saw him talk, only in San Andreas: The Introduction. But you didn't say, "201- Jimmy Hernandrez is never seen talking." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Fool Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 207. CJ will attain a one-star wanted level upon entry of the Washington parked at Toreno's Ranch. 208. The moon looks the same as every other R* title that features a moon. 209. Big Smoke lives in Balla turf, suspicious... 210. Claude only has a cutscene model. 211. Zero spends most of his time in a closet hanging by his underwear. (or thong) 212. Stopping BS yayo courier is pointless. (only get chump change) 213. Sweet left a 9mm and a tech 9 around Grove Street for CJ to take. 214. Johnny Sindacco died of natural causes. 215. VLA gonna cut those cocos! 216. Your custom painted cars get turned white after a while. (Damn it...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost glendale fan 4 live Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 217. Sweet's Greenwood is always spawned blue. 218. There is always a "ghost" sadler north of the Desert Airstrip. 219. There are two horseshoe shaped rocks in back o beyond. 220. Some cliffs are blue at night. 221. The Ghost Glendale can spawn in Vigelante 222. There never drive any cars in the Panopticon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDR Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 ok here goes, 223. Ryder never gets a haircut. 224. Although there are two beautifully lanscaped golf courses, you can never play golf. 225. The Sweeper never sweeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 226. You can tell it's a hard mission when Health and Armour are just around the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Fool Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 227. Unhealthy food is better than salad because you'll lose fat instead of muscle. 228. Ballas and GSF should just get along, I mean, COME ON! 229. The Truth is smarter than Zero. 230. CJ can become ripped in 20-30 minutes. 231. Same applies for obesity 232. One of the peds is a Rusty Brown Donut eating gangsta. 233. Pirates In Men's Pants is a play advertised in GTA III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoGTA4 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 234. If you fall from Liberty City, you'll end up in invisible water. 235. CJ was 18 when he left San Andreas in 1987. 236. We rarely see the Berkley Rumpo in the streets. 237. The San Andreas fault is underwater, in the San Fierro Bay. 238. The Truth was a hippie in the 70's. 239. You can grow your hair at the Barber Shop. 240. If CJ becomes fat, he will look like Big Smoke. 241. You will see gay people holding their hands in Queen in San Fierro. 242. They wanted to parody ''Sony'' as ''Sunny'', but ''Sunny'' is already an Electronic brand in Japan, it is just not well known here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drscot Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 (edited) 235. Axl. Rose Wannabees flourish in Red County 236. Elvis Presley Wannabeed Flourish in Las Venturas 237. Kurt Cobain Wannabees flourish in Los Santos 238. Chainsaws don't work 239. Lawn Mowers don't work 240. Shoot the moon with a sniper and it enlarges Edited June 13, 2010 by drscot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoGTA4 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 235. Axl. Rose Wannabees flourish in Red County236. Elvis Presley Wannabeed Flourish in Las Venturas 237. Kurt Cobain Wannabees flourish in Los Santos 238. Chainsaws don't work 239. Lawn Mowers don't work 240. Shoot the moon with a sniper and it enlarges Next time, you should count those who posted before you, two hours before. Please edit your numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landstalker Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 241 to 246 for him. 247- If you go in Zero's shop, after his missions are completed, you can start a mission about destroying Berkley's vans. Even if he was chassed out of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 250. (adjusting for errors) Pilots need better training, or they are all terrorists who have bad aim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sombra Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 251. Skinny spotty teenagers who work in burger joints have shotguns. join the 11% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr0ve4Life Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 252. Police at San Andreas are kanikadze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetTheStunter Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Sweet can die and then magically appear back at his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landstalker Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 254- Only cops defends the interior of Restricted Area base wich is a military base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-mafiozos- Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 2) Children don't exist. Just adults, mainly gangsters, prostitutes and hillbillies. also didnt excist animals(dogs,cats etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-mafiozos- Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 i want to know on gta san andreas hot to: 1)make cj smoke 2)how to lock my cars 3)make cj drink 4)turn off/on my lights on my car HELP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 (edited) 256. Got a Naval Base, without any Tars. 257. Concrete Submarine Pens and the only sub in the game is at a public quay. 258. A russian designed sub with a U.S.S. name. Doesn't belong here: 1)make cj smoke ........................ Can't 2)how to lock my cars................... Can't 3)make cj drink............................. When you date a GF go to a Bar (Green Bottle or Misty's) if she wants to eat/dine. 4)turn off/on my lights on my car .... On drive into a dark place/ Off drive into a well lighted place. Next time Search and if nothing found make a topic don't post where your request doesn't fit. Edited June 22, 2010 by lil weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4RK Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 259) stealing a military tank is easy 260) you can grow a beard in 4 seconds 261) you can date 6 girls at one time and get away with it 262) you can drive a car off a mountain and live 263) you can be a gangsta and not do drugs... 264) after eating 9 large pizzas, you throw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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