Deactivated_20171203 Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 99. Cars are unrealistically easy to flip (in a good way ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miro Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 100. There are portals! Dead (Retired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 (edited) 49. You can know from the start of the game Big Smoke is a traitor (His car's license plate A2TMFK) Sorry but i really didn't understood that.. what that number plate suppose to mean??? thanks? 51: Any car drives better in reverse during heavy off-road! Actually it means a two timing motherf*cker sh*t i didnt notice page 3 Edited May 28, 2010 by VF94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil lt Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 101. Cj can walk the streets, freely showing everyone his guns from sticks to heavy artillery, and cops wont give a damn about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeto 2 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 102. CJ in Tank = terrorism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 103.CJ likes to make fun of blind people by turning the lights off,pointing at stuff and cheating at poker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkie2115 Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 backtrackin a little.. might as well make something more "dirter to 69: 69. A Sex toy can be found at your nearest Police Station Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anasterian Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 104. Sometimes peds can stop you dead if you try to run them over with power of their mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucas_lotti Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 105.A rocket launcher,a machine gun and a shotgun all fit in your pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanjeem Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 106 : A Ghetto young street hustler with no education or knoledge can fly a plane, helicopter, take down the Triads,Mafia as well as steal military jets and shoot down agents and their Boats! 107 : San Andreas is the most ridiculously unrealistic game ever invented for a game based on the modern world, but good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted June 2, 2010 Author Share Posted June 2, 2010 108. Mr. Whoopee is a gay horni pedo f*ck 109. After collecting a bunch of horseshoes, you are blessed with good fortune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshGTAfreak Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 110. America is made up of islands thousands of miles away from each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalker17 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 111. Dent someone's car a small bit and they'll hijack you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalker17 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 112. Cops let CJ go even if he kills 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalker17 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 (edited) 113. Homing rocket launchers don't work in 2 player! Do not double/triple post. Make use of the EDIT button. - girishb Edited June 3, 2010 by girishb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Fool Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 114: Ballas or Vagos will cease retaking a hood if CJ goes for a 6 hour nap. 115. CJ apparently orders some Cluckin' Bell in his sleep as his hunger subsides after he wakes. 116. Some buildings, even non enterable ones have doors modeled after those of buildings you can enter. 117. Ken Rosenburg has began losing hair due to his coke habit, perhaps... 118. If you glitch into Liberty City and fly around you will notice a store called "STEPS" which was in GTA III. (interesting) 119. Ceasar seems to forgot to inform Los Aztecas that he is cool with CJ and GSF as they still are hostile to you and GSF members. 120. Big Smoke is a poetry buff! "If you can eat your food, while everyone else is losing theres, and blaming you, you straight homie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Scratch Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 121.Does the pope sh*t in the woods,nope but bears sure do 122.CJ doesn't mind Catalina's and Millie's bondage fetishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 123. The Pope might in the woods, but the Polar Bears do it in the Liquor tent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juicefani11 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 124. All radio stations play different kind of music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanjeem Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 124. All radio stations play different kind of music. Athwerraaahhhh! Ughhh addaahhh Jahhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted June 4, 2010 Author Share Posted June 4, 2010 125. Madd Dogg is better than OG Loc at rapping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlinQue Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 126.That CJ will be still alive even if he got exploded,shotted to death,burnt,ram over,fall from the sky,etc... 127.CJ will sing a boring song if you become idle for a sec... 128.Sweet looks like a cross breed of a monkey and dog... 129.Big Smoke looks like a fat gorilla 130.Ryder didn't finish high school cause he was dealing drugs since the age of ten,he put hands on a teacher since the teacher is wearing purple uniform, 131.Cesar's under arm is not a forest its a rain forest with a salty lake... 132.KendL doesn't want to be called a HOOKER 133.Cement will harden in 0.2 milliseconds 134.Houses in San Andreas is made of CJ skin (Never get destroyed) 135.Big Smoke statue in the mission "End of the Line" is his beta appearance... 136.OG Loc is a liar "The kids want loc...LOC"(There are no kids in SA) 137.Kids got extinct 138.CJ's IQ is +++++1000000 139.You cant go outer space 140.They call polices as "One Time" 141.Woozie is Blind and blessed with good fortune 142.Woozie can not take down a wall 143.Cesar's blood stream is full of Nitrous oxide (weird) 144.Mt.Chilliad looks like poop 145.Lots of not true myths... 146.And Last Playing GTA San Andreas for a year will f*ck your eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling Thunder Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 147. If you find a car you can't steal, don't worry about it. Just smash it with a dildo until it explodes, take a walk around the block and, hey presto, the car wil re-appear and be unlocked ready for you to steal! 148. Motorbikes can take about 10 times more punishment than cars. 149. You don't need an estate agent to buy a house. Just stroll up to one and if you've got the cash, it'll become yours instantly allowing you to move straight in! 150. Parking your badly damaged car in your garage for just one second will instantly make it as good as new! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Hey people... You are repeating previously stated items. Read the previous posts before you make 'New' ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Fred7 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 151. No dress sense is acceptable in the hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Fool Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 152. Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith wishes he could have been in the area where the weed patch burned down with a good pair of lungs. 153: CJ can travel the dessert for miles without the need for sustenance. 154: The sky turns an erie purple during nights in the desert. 155: It's almost impossible to open a garage in under a minute...seriously. 156: Pulaski was slain thanks to my Hunter. 157: Big Smoke celebrates with cake! 158: Maurice of "Gardening With Maurice" is pro capital punishment. 159: ^ Also he refers to his erections as "blossoming". 160: CJ's dream was to be a velet parker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Landstalker Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 161- You can create OGS territories in Palomino Creek and they don't hang in it. They don't seem to know they have one there. (I know that if we look in PED thing, they are not programmed to spawn in Country Side). 162- You can make triple shared hood. 163- If CJ go out of the state, gangs can take over new hoods. 164- CJ always sing a song wich is not from his favorite radio station 164- CJ dislike the pope. (Does the pope sh*t in the wood?) 165- CJ seems to have killed all of the Epsilon member who could have leaded to Epsilon HQ. (In the mission where you have to steal a Body Harvester at The Farm). 166- The cemetary is haunted by dead OGS gang members since they have a grafitti appearing at night. 167- The cat in the picture in CJ chamber in Johnson House near 10:00 and 10:15 (if I remember well), when we take a picture of it will close one of it's eyes. 168- You can undrown things. 169- Trains and Tramways cannot be destroyed. 170- Cops in San Fierro are gays (I'm gonna violate your ass). 171- The only animal wich is not instinct and that can talk is Ken Rosenburg bird. 172- If you kill OG Loc in the mission wich have is name at Freddy's house you can enter his house and see three Ballas in it. One with a Sawned-Off Shotgun and the two others with their fists. 173- If you are in debt, the local Mafia will try to kill you. 174- CJ never takes bath as everyone else in the game even if there are bath and showers. 175- CJ do all the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kickme93 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 176 you can fly a plane using qweasd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 I just love the progress we're making here. I was thinking about making a milestone chart for the thread. 177. East Coast diets aren't good for the muscle 178. Condoms live in the waters of Santa Maria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 If you do you will find many duplicates and the number count will drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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