lil weasel Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 (45. expanded) Jelly-Fish are not dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayd_101 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 46) Big Smoke & Ryder are back-stabbing f*cking traitors! 47) That the cops don't chase the guys that try to kill CJ, cops only chase CJ if he tries to kill others. (stupid SAPD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted May 21, 2010 Author Share Posted May 21, 2010 48. Joke: What do a Turismo and a baby have in common? After a few crashes, they both die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayd_101 Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 48. Joke: What do a Turismo and a baby have in common? After a few crashes, they both die Hahahahaha...funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider-Vice Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 49. You can know from the start of the game Big Smoke is a traitor (His car's license plate A2TMFK) GTANet | Red Dead Network | black lives matter | stop Asian hate | trans lives = human lives the beginning is moments ago, the end is moments away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat. Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 50. 6 foot tall ni**er with 3-4 hits will take down a lamp post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldisdzerve Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 49. You can know from the start of the game Big Smoke is a traitor (His car's license plate A2TMFK) Sorry but i really didn't understood that.. what that number plate suppose to mean??? thanks? 51: Any car drives better in reverse during heavy off-road! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooka Mustard Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 49. You can know from the start of the game Big Smoke is a traitor (His car's license plate A2TMFK) Sorry but i really didn't understood that.. what that number plate suppose to mean??? thanks? 51: Any car drives better in reverse during heavy off-road! The license plate means "a two timing f**k" On topic : 53. You can steal a million tanks from the no fly zone. 54. You get a very cool airstrip. 55. Many casinos (although most aren't enterable), are waiting for you at Venturas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombieFrogger Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 56:CJ is able to walk into a Military Zone and steal military equipment without any experience what so ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted May 23, 2010 Author Share Posted May 23, 2010 26.) Sharks went extinct sometime between 1986 and 1992. I think i saw one this morning 44. You'll get asleep for 6 hours when you walk over the revolving disc. I dunno, he could be listening to the radio or playing it came from uranus On Topic: 57. 69 EVERYWHERE! 58. You can fly thousands of kms in a mere few minutes (Saint Mark's Bristo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeto 2 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 59) With KANGAROO you can jump over house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted May 23, 2010 Author Share Posted May 23, 2010 60. Another joke What do a rhino and a really big strong man have in common? Three things, they're slow, they never lose and they have amazing endurance 61. Jack Thompson is a GTA version of Hitler 62. The minigun is so badassssssssss 63. One thing we can't do on GTA SA is bomb JT's house OFF TOPIC: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 (edited) There are NO sharks unless you mod them in. 64. This is one state the Brady 'bunch' must have kittens over. Edited May 24, 2010 by lil weasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDavid Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 (edited) 65. If you walk into a car, you can push it with ease. Edited May 25, 2010 by TheDavid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miro Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 61. If you shoot someone exactly in his head, his head will disappear Dead (Retired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Everett Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 63. NEVER fly a Jetpack and then press the triangle button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted May 24, 2010 Author Share Posted May 24, 2010 62. Rockstar are perverts, SA is full of sex references. Speaking of which, i'm looking forward to when we get to 69 64. The SF-UR robot voice is funny "Your brain is on fire" "Your life is meaningless" etc etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooka Mustard Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 65. CJ has a phone. 66. You can get tons of safehouse. 67. Let's say "get girlfriends"! 68. You can ride trains. 69. You can ride JaunkAirs, and they'll fly for you. 70. A lot of mayhem and chaos by an RC Plane is waiting for you at Beefy Baron. 71. Supply Lines is damned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deactivated_20171203 Posted May 24, 2010 Author Share Posted May 24, 2010 69. You can ride JaunkAirs, and they'll fly for you. I was hoping for something about the number 69 but i guess that was sexual enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost glendale fan 4 live Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 72. There are Elvis impersonators in this game. 73. Police sometime steal a car to catch the criminal. 74. Sweet's Perennial blows up at the beginning of the game. 75. If you go to another state at the beginning of the game you will get a instant 4 star wanted level. 76. Police will shoot at you if their on a bike. 77. If you fly a airplane into a house or crash the plane , it will explode. 78. If you roll over a car, it will Explode. 79. If you punch a car you dent it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeto 2 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 80) Don't be a long time underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pooka Mustard Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 69. You can ride JaunkAirs, and they'll fly for you. I was hoping for something about the number 69 but i guess that was sexual enough.... All that because I've came to this stupid number? Why not 64 then instead of 69? Stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smellincoffee Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 81. It doesn't matter what you've done-- killing cops, blowing up helicopters, starting gang wars, wreaking havoc inside a military base with a tank -- as long as you can make it to your house, the cops will lay off of you. 82. Gang wars are easy to start as "One, two, three, four, I declare a gang war". Providing you shoot enemy gangsters as you count. 83. The US navy? Kind of a pushover. 84. Flotilla of spy ships? Fish in a barrel. 85. If you've been forced by the police to stay in your hometown, and the errands your brother and friends sent you on don't pay anything, the best way for a former hoodlum to make money is making deliveries for the local grocery store. 86. Women don't always mean what they say. (Katie and "Drive faster, CJ!"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadcapSmoky22 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 (edited) Lil weasel f*cked up numbers totally! 92. That cops like getting dildos up their ass in the shower Edited May 24, 2010 by MadcapSmoky22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 That is so embarrising, You are correct. Your number should be 92. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadcapSmoky22 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 That is so embarrising, You are correct.Your number should be 92. Aight, I edited it mate. Please guys watch the numbers properly now, and see if you're on the right page before posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xhunter Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 88. CJ can use every type of weapon including the minigun, rocketlauncher etc... , which otherwise require a special training. 89. CJ can drive every vehicle even helicopters, tanks and fighters, which would also require special traing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miro Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 95. There's no Boat Skill bar. 96. There's no Bike School. (Mountain Bike, not Motorbikes) Dead (Retired) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazyace000 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 97. You have a water health bar above your head when you go swiming and you must resurface before it reaches zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoGTA4 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 98. You can go up north (Liberty City) by going in a gym ceillling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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