Tyler Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Now, stick with me here. If you were on death row, what would your last meal be? for me, it's easy. A 30-foot chocolate cake, with a hidden Colt. loaded with high-caliber rounds and an illegal 17 round clip. I would slowly eat the cake until I find this, then they would realize it's not my last meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VideoPoker Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Shepherd's pie. Definitely. Moonshield's less handsome join date brother <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Easy: Course 1: Baby snakes stuffed in a large Boa Constrictor Course 2: Sauteed Beetle Backs Course 2: Eyeball Soup And for desert: Chilled Monkey Brains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I wouldn't eat anything. I'd rather drink myself into a concussion & smoke 'til my lungs implode before they take me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombieFrogger Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Hmm Probably a Huge Peporoni Pizza, and when i Sit on the Electric chair i want a bag of popcorn so they pop when im deep Fried ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1120 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Eat my executors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Eat my executors? That's probably what landed you on death row in the first place. Me? A whole New York style pizza to myself with a large Cherry Coke. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 A burger from burger king, fries from KFC, and chicken nuggets from mcdonalds. Oh, and a dr.pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FPSMunky Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Double Western from Carls Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsuroki Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Single malt Scotch, a cuban cigar, and a mariachi band to play me out. How does a mariachi band tie into a meal? Clearly, they brought the tacos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I would have to choose the greatest meal known to man, bread and butter pudding. God, I love that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 A human heart. Or maybe shrimp cocktail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeagol Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Banana flavoured muffins and orange juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHXC Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 My mother's Spaghetti Bolognese. 3 courses of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryten. Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Anything that needs to be aged for another 50 years. Or perhaps plutonium. Doesn't sound tasty but I'm sure you'll take more than a few lives with you when you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamanevilbastard Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Something i can take back to my cell with me-with a hacksaw, silenced glock and ammo, phone (to call my mates...my KGB mates ) and lockpicks hidden in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomanViking Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Tacos. That always tastes good. I'd also request that they just shoot me in the head with a gun. Nothing about their current execution system is humane. A bullet in the brain would be quick and painless. Those lethal injections they do today are really f*cked up and scary --- the results are not always predictable, and many people on death row have actually died in agonizing pain due to "complications" And being tied to a chair with people watching you from behind glass is also very horrific (and humiliating). I'd prefer the bullet in the brain. Sorry for getting side tracked. I'd want some cosmopolitan ice cream too, with the 3 flavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussiedesperado Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 i would drink atleast a cube of Woodstock. Smoke a sh*tLOAD of weed. and make sure i go through atleast 5 decks of ciggies. And to help with the munchies ill grab 100 might angus meals *LARGE from Maccas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 A curry so hot that it makes your eyes water even looking at it. I would have to choose the greatest meal known to man, bread and butter pudding.God, I love that stuff I co-sign this, as a dessert anyway, love the stuff. Custard is necessary though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpain Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Maccroni and cheese and 3 pieces of BBQ chicken. I dont even like maccroni and chese but had to eat it because my mom was the one who cooked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Surprised no one has said: The virgin pussy of the Warden's 16 year old daughter Myself? I'd be realistic. Carl's Jr, In n Out and a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straznicy Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Chips and curry sauce out the local Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floro Solo Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'd like a nice pizza and a cold ice tea on the rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownBear Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Tacos. That always tastes good. I'd also request that they just shoot me in the head with a gun. Nothing about their current execution system is humane. A bullet in the brain would be quick and painless. Those lethal injections they do today are really f*cked up and scary --- the results are not always predictable, and many people on death row have actually died in agonizing pain due to "complications" And being tied to a chair with people watching you from behind glass is also very horrific (and humiliating). I'd prefer the bullet in the brain. Sorry for getting side tracked. I'd want some cosmopolitan ice cream too, with the 3 flavors. "The sponge is dry!" Easy for me, steak and chips with reggae reggae sauce, dr pepper and a big Cuban cigar laced with weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDastardly Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 One huge bowl of trifle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchuck Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'd ask for human meat. That would stir up some debate cause it's my last meal and I have to have it, but it's a human being so it's forbidden! And while people are discussing, I'd escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 All I want is a TV dinner and a TV on a cart with wheels so I can watch Jackie Gleason while I eat. Wo ho ho! Look at it roll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamesguru Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Gonna have to go for the Classic 'Fry-Up'. --------------------------------------------- • McCain Crinkle Cut Chips • Cripsy Bacon • Beans • Frankfurter, With The ridges (Like They Have At Cafés). • Couple Of Hash Browns • 4 Slices Of Toast • 2 Fried Eggs • Coffee w/ Milk & 3 Sugars --------------------------------------------- That would suit me just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ats. Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Pelmeni: +Ice cream and carbonated cold water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownBear Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Pelmeni: +Ice cream and carbonated cold water. Is that some sort of pasta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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